[Comprehensive] First Grade Assassin

About the first meeting of the brothers.

When Baili Mu was picked up by Li Goudan at the age of five, he was full of longing for a better life in the future.

When he was young, he never thought at all, how could a beggar who wanted to grab buns from him be reliable?The only thing worth showing off is that the steamed stuffed bun is actually broken, but Li Goudan will be fine after eating it.

On the first night, Bai Limu slept in the forest with Li Goudan in a daze, and when he woke up, he found himself in a small hut on the top of a mountain surrounded by cliffs.There was a pine tree outside the small hut, and there was a swing under the pine tree. His brother was sitting on the swing, knocking pine nuts and reading a book.Before reading a few pages of the book, the pine nut shells fell to the ground, and there were a few cute squirrels on the pine tree, looking at his senior brother who dared not speak out.

Don't ask me how Baili Mu could see the expressions on the faces of the squirrels, but he really saw it that way at the time.

"Are you awake?" The senior brother raised his head, revealing a stunning face.

His facial features can't be said to be shocking when viewed separately, but when combined together, there is an indescribable charm.For example, Baili Mu's mother who passed away had a pair of peach blossom eyes. The old rich man's heart was trembling when he was in the prime of his life, but when these peach blossom eyes were placed on Li Shenggou's face, it seemed shocking. , other people's peach blossom eyes are almost an insult to this name.

"I'm your senior brother. Master has something to go out, so you need to get used to it for a few days." Li Shenggou said softly as he turned the pages of the book indifferently.He had heard the master say that he wanted to take another apprentice a long time ago, and after so many years of shouting, he finally found a little one.I don't think there's anything wrong with it, but it's a pity that he doesn't have the talent to practice martial arts, otherwise the master will only have him as an apprentice!

Seeing that the other party didn't reply for a long time, Li Shenggou thought to himself that the other party must have bowed down to his beauty, so that's good, so that no one would rob him.

Li Shenggou felt complacent, and found that the other party was still not moving. He turned his head to look at him again, and found that this little guy had climbed up the tree without knowing when, and was grabbing a pine cone held by the squirrel on the tree.

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His skills are quite flexible, no wonder he was favored by the master.Li Shenggou thought about it belatedly.

"What are you doing?" Li Shenggou couldn't help asking when he saw that Baili Mu was concentrating on bullying other squirrels.Is he less attractive than a little squirrel?Li Shenggou couldn't help rubbing his face, obviously when his master took him out before, he was still very attractive.This guy must be too young to appreciate it!

Baili Mu pointed to the pine nut bark under the swing, "I want to eat that." Then he pointed to the pine nut in the squirrel's hand, "It has it there."

One little squirrel and another little squirrel look at each other, that scene is so cute.

Of course, it would be nice if the squirrel didn't keep squeaking like an enemy.

...But this style is really similar to Master.

Li Shenggou suddenly had one head and two big ones, "If you want to eat, you can tell me, I have it here." After speaking, he took out a handful of pine nuts from his purse as if to prove it.

"I'll find it myself." Baili Mu frowned, he still wanted to rely on his strength.

"Enough! Come down for me, or I'll beat you up." Li Shenggou said angrily.The tree is very dangerous, okay? There are cliffs on all sides, and if you fall down, you will die without a whole body.

Baili Mu pouted, wanting to jump down from the tree.

"Slow down, I'll catch you." Li Shenggou didn't want his junior brother to fall to his death as soon as he arrived, and then the master wouldn't scold him to death.I had no choice but to open my fleshy hands and open my arms.

When Baili Mu jumped down, he crushed Li Shenggou half to death, and the pine nuts fell to the ground.

The squirrel on the tree threw the pine nuts and jumped down, taking the scattered pine nuts and purse away.

"Get off me!" Li Shenggou pushed Baili Mu and said loudly.

Bai Limu pressed Li Shenggou's chest, "It's too hard."

Li Shenggou was so depressed that he didn't know what to say, he really wanted to beat this bastard up!

This was also the only time in Li Shenggou's memory that he was able to threaten his junior brother. That time, he didn't beat Baili Mu and it became his life's regret. It was the kind of regret that he would wake up from dreaming at night.

About martial arts.

Li Shenggou was smart and good-looking since he was a child, and he had a vivid memory for reading, and he knew how to play the piano in no time. He was even more convincing when he talked about Buddhist scriptures and Taoism books. He was a very good Taoist seedling.But everything is not perfect, Li Shenggou's talent in other miscellaneous studies is as low as his talent in martial arts.

For example, in the same horse stance, Baili Mu could do it for a day and develop a sense of aura, but Li Sheng would be half dead after an hour of doing it, and would never move again.Ever since Bai Limu started learning martial arts with Li Goudan, Li Shenggou has been in dire straits.In the eyes of these two people, the beauty and talents he was so proud of were not as good as a steamed stuffed bun. He said a few more words and the two started beating up.

In the two years of Li Shenggou's second term, his face was swollen into a pig's head all year round, and he was almost always beaten by Baili Mu.

It can be seen from this that Li Shenggou didn't send any of his subordinates to beat up Baili Mu after he became a national teacher.It is estimated that there are not many people who are so aggrieved by being a senior brother.

It's not that Li Goudan has no idea to treat Li Shenggou, but it's a pity that God's will cannot be violated.If Baili Mu is a rare martial arts prodigy, and Li Shenggou is a rare martial arts waste, Li Goudan can only make the bones in Li Shenggou's hands a little more flexible after all his efforts.In the end, Li Goudan also gave up, and simply taught Li Shenggou to use hidden weapons, so that he could barely protect himself.

As for the others, it's not that Li Goudan doesn't want to, but there is really no good way.

So the scene became like this.

While Baili Mu was taking a medicinal bath to relax his muscles and bones, Li Shenggou was solving the Rubik's Cube.

When Bai Limu was learning Qinggong, Li Shenggou was turning the dagger with his fingers.

When Baili Mu was able to split the stone with one palm, Li Shenggou was finally able to climb the wall with his flying claws.

Fortunately, in other respects, Li Shenggou still regained a lot of confidence.

Such as painting, such as reading, such as writing.

It greatly soothed the heart that was riddled with holes by Baili Mu. Li Shenggou was beaten by Baili Mu in martial arts. He almost thought that this junior was his natural nemesis.Li Shenggou couldn't understand at all why the internal energy was inexplicably produced, why it could detoxify, and why it could make people fly.Just as Baili Mu couldn't understand why the black and white chess pieces couldn't be played any more.

When Li Shenggou left his teacher, Li Goudan gave him a gift, which was designed by Li Goudan himself. Tang Jian, the master of the Tang Sect, Zhu Ting the carpenter, Lu Miaozi the mechanism master, Mo Xun of the Mo family, and the heirs of Guiguzi were brought together. Forged a hidden weapon capable of resisting three master masters. It has eight changes and can be transformed into eight different hidden weapons with Li Shenggou's manipulation. It can be called the highest achievement in the history of hidden weapons.As for the name, he chose it casually. Li Goudan thought about it and borrowed a name called "Steel Gold Hidden Weapon".

After Li Shenggou became famous as a national teacher, he successfully covered up the fact that he was a scumbag of martial arts by relying on this hidden weapon. Instead, he got the name of "If you don't fight, you will be unstoppable". This is of course a later story.

About the little thing of cooking.

When Baili Mu was ten years old, he had achieved a small amount of lightness kung fu, and he was able to go down a cliff to pick some medicinal herb Ganoderma lucidum or go up and down the next mountain to hunt for prey or something. The food materials were almost in Baili Mu's hands, and he had full control over them.Li Shenggou read all the books he could collect, and also solved many so-called dead games by the way. It is estimated that it would not be difficult to get a champion.

But life is still very difficult, especially for Li Shenggou.

After all, all the ingredients for meals are in Baili Mu's hands. He can hunt whatever prey he likes to eat and pick whatever vegetables he likes. Li Shenggou, who is light-hearted, can only order food during festivals or his birthday.

Li Goudan said that this was to let Li Shenggou understand that all resourcefulness is useless under absolute force.

It's a set of principles, but in fact, I just don't want to care about this shit. Anyway, Li Goudan thinks that his job is a beggar, and he can eat whatever he wants!

"Brother, it's your turn to cook today." Baili Mu threw a rabbit in front of Li Shenggou. The poor rabbit had its neck broken by Baili Mu.

"Can't you eat something else? We've been eating rabbits for half a month, and you've almost caught all the rabbits on the next mountain." Li Shenggou suppressed his unhappiness and said as gently as possible.

"Don't worry, the rabbits gave birth to several litters at the beginning of spring." Baili Mu waved his hands and said, he had been observing this for many days, scared the rabbits and moved them several times, but they couldn't escape the pursuit of this demon , "Brother, hurry up and do it, I'm hungry."

Li Shenggou has been bullied for a long time, and when he saw Baili Mu's behavior again, his heart got angry, and he threw the rabbit into Baili Mu's arms, "Whoever likes to eat it will do it, I won't eat it." Rabbit, I want to eat fish!"

"Brother, don't you bother me to come here several times a month? I have to run a long way to catch fish." Baili Mu scratched his ears annoyed, "Why don't you go find the son of the rich man down the mountain, He will bring you whatever you want to eat." The son of the local rich man at the foot of the mountain fell in love with Li Shenggou at first sight, and he immediately called out that he was an immortal descending from the earth, wishing to hand over all his property.The anxious Li Shenggou had to promise a lot of conditions to Baili Mu, so that Baili Mu took him back to the thatched hut on the cliff.

As a result, Li Shenggou has developed the habit of not being easy-going and never going out for a long time.

"Get out!" Li Shenggou claimed to be a man of culture, how could he betray his lust for a mere fish?

"Brother, your temper is getting more and more irritable. Isn't it necessary to be calm when you are a Taoist priest?" Baili Mu sighed, "Well, for the sake of you being my senior brother, let me cook today's meal." Baili Mu felt that he had always spoiled his senior brother and refused to let him do many things.Just like that, the senior brother still said that he bullied him every day!

The master is still right, for the sake of the brother's recent rebellious period, he can tolerate it a little bit.

After all, the senior brother can't practice martial arts, so he can only rely on the two of them to go up and down the cliff every day, and his heart must be suffering.

"It's like how much you respect me." If you can stop working and eat rabbits, you can eat rabbits, Li Shenggou's anger subsided a little, "You should listen to me, don't stick with Master all the time! "Master came back and pestered him for several martial arts competitions, and he almost didn't even have time to ask for advice.Also consider how he feels about being a senior brother?

"Brother, are you jealous?"

"...Who...who is jealous? Who told you this?" Li Shenggou faltered, his face flushed abnormally, but fortunately he lowered his head in time, and Baili Mu didn't notice.

"I see Erhua and Da Zhuzi at the foot of the mountain often quarreling like this." Baili Mu said seriously, "Although you look good, brother, I want to be the number one killer in the world, so I won't like you, you give up Bar."

"Get out!" Li Shenggou was so angry that he was about to vomit blood, how bad his eyesight was to attack a ten-year-old brat, I changed all your clothes back then with my own hands!

"Brother, you must be complaining about me again." Baili Mu sighed.

"Hehe." Li Shenggou sneered, did he have to be beaten and scolded or allowed to complain in his heart?

At night, Li Shenggou ate barbecued rabbits again. After eating, he got pimples on his face and wailed in the room for several days.

Baili Mu felt extremely relieved when he heard it, and felt that he should add more peppers when he cooks next time.

Something about clothes.

Baili Mu's clothes were almost all changed from the clothes worn by Li Shenggou.

No way, it has to be like this at a young age.

Li Goudan has never made money, and there will be no more than three copper coins in his body.Li Shenggou's clothes were sewed by the little lady of Orion's family with the rabbits and chickens he occasionally brought down from the mountain.After a long time, Li Shenggou began to make enough food and clothing by himself.

Baili Mu caught up with the good time. When he came, Li Shenggou had already changed his clothes by himself.

It's just that technology, I really don't want to mention it.

Children grow fast, and their clothes have to be changed every few months.Sometimes Li Shenggou got tired of changing it, so he simply made a sleeping bag for Baili Mu, and there were many buttons on the sleeping bag.After sleeping during the day, the buttons are unbuttoned and turned into a cloak, which is used as a quilt at night.Ugly or not, anyway, there are only three people above, and there are usually only two people, Li Shenggou and Baili Mu.

If it weren't for Baili Mu who knew that he couldn't be naked or exposed casually, he might not even have this sack-like clothes.

The most troublesome thing is winter.

The temperature on the mountain is already lower than that at the bottom, and unlike Baili Mu, Li Shenggou can still wear unlined clothing in winter, because the internal force will make the body warm automatically.Therefore, Bailimu's quilts belong to Li Shenggou in winter.

Sometimes, Baili Mu's body that would automatically heat up also belonged to Li Shenggou.

Faced with Li Shenggou, a lively, lustful, lively, and fragrant beauty, Baili Mu didn't feel a thing at all, and was safe and sound as his brother's warm bag.Therefore, when winter came, Li Shenggou would still thank himself for having such a junior.

As for the master... Hehe, winter is a season with a very high chance of begging. At this time, Li Goudan will go out to do his job, so you can't count on it at all.

About the name.

The senior brother was also picked up by Li Goudan.

It is said that the brother's parents are a realistic version of Liang Zhu's story. Both parents are famous beauties, but unfortunately they are deadly rivals. They dare not raise him after giving birth, so they secretly put him by the river, so they were coveted. The long-awaited Li Goudan was picked up in time, so the surname naturally followed Li's.

Li Shenggou was not called Li Shenggou before, but Li Gousheng. He and Li Goudan had a close relationship when they heard their names.

At that time, the senior brother who was a little thoughtful but didn't know what kind of thoughtful thought he was, gave himself such a name. Knowing that he was literate, he changed the name a little.

And Baili Mu has his own name, so there is no need to change it.It's just that Baili Mu felt that there were only three people in the family, and his name was asymmetrical, so he wanted to give himself another name.

"Just call him Li Tiedan." Li Shenggou said maliciously.

"No." Baili Mu shook his head, "I know someone named this at the foot of the mountain, how can I have the same name as someone else? I want to sound domineering, but also have a touch of earth."

Domineering and down-to-earth are contradictory in themselves, you have well-developed limbs!Li Shenggou complained silently in his heart.

"Or, how about calling Li Batian?"

"It sounds okay, is there anything else?" Baili Mu pondered for a while, and felt that it was still acceptable.

"Li Potian, Li Tiezhu, Li Erya, Li Zishu, take your pick." Li Shenggou rolled his eyes and said carelessly.

"I feel that Li Potian is better." Baili Mu still has certain aesthetic standards.

The name is indeed a bit too good to save for myself later!Li Shenggou secretly thought.

"Ahem, junior brother, these names are not grounded enough, and there is no way to reflect your contrasting cuteness!" Li Shenggou began to fool around seriously, "Your brother, you can carry mountains with strength, and you are a first-class master at a young age. How can you get such a name?" Name? Potian or something is too secondary, it sounds like a hero, but you are going to be a killer!"

Baili Mu listened in unexpectedly, "Brother, what you said makes sense."

"That's right, you're my junior brother. Your name is very important. I have to think about it for you." Li Shenggou was upright, and almost regarded it as a major event in his life. How about Dali? Li Dali, elegance is vulgar, ingenious as clumsy, it is really perfect."

"Li Dali? Li Dali, it sounds really good." Baili Mu read a few words, and felt that it was not bad, which met the requirements of the master, "Brother, thank you so much, I didn't expect you It’s very good at naming it!”

"Where it is." Li Shenggou said modestly, "As long as Junior Brother likes it, as long as he likes it."

About the brother's face.

One day, when Li Goudan came back, his clothes were even more torn, and he brought a ball-like thing the size of two fists.

"Ah Mu, where's your senior brother?" Li Goudan put the ball on the table and asked Baili Mu over.

"Brother was constipated yesterday, and now he is still squatting!" Bai Limu said truthfully.

Li Goudan pondered for a while, then pulled Baili Mu to sit down, "Do you think your senior brother can be the number one Taoist priest in the world?"

"I don't know." Baili Mu shook his head, he hasn't met a Taoist priest yet, how would he know how to become the number one Taoist priest in the world?

"Internal conditions, I have given everything I can. I have found all those Tao Te Ching and Buddhist scriptures for your senior brother. I have also taught you how to dress elegantly, how to appear on the stage to look good, and how to talk God. There is nothing to teach now. The only thing that can be done now is the external conditions." Li Goudan was silent for a while, then took out a sketchpad and a charcoal pencil from the corner of the room, and brushed Several small portraits of people were drawn on the paper.

"How do you think these people look compared to your senior brother?" Li Goudan asked, pointing to the small portrait on the painting.

"Who are these people?"

"The world-famous Bi Xiuxin, Zhu Yuyan, Yaoyue, and Shi Guanyin. There are also some young ones who are too young, and I haven't seen them yet." Li Goudan said truthfully.

"Regardless of Xuanji, the senior brother will not be worse than them." Baili Mu seriously compared the faces of these people with the senior brother's face, and replied.

"Well, it seems that it is not enough." Li Goudan hesitated for a while, as if he had made up his mind, "Then let your brother look better. Although it will cause a lot of trouble, it will always be good to try. "If it doesn't work, let Baili Mu temporarily serve as Li Shenggou's bodyguard for a few years.

"Master, what did you bring back?" Baili Mu's eyes were attracted by the ball in front of him.

Because the length of this thing is really weird.

"An improved version of a fruit." Li Goudan coughed twice and said, "Anyway, your senior brother can't swim, so it's probably okay to eat it, but it will make your senior brother look better."

"Oh." Baili Mu immediately lost interest, it must be something for beauty.But does it have anything to do with whether the senior can swim?

Baili Mu never expected that eating this stuff would not only make the senior look a little bit better, it would actually look better several times.

Those few beauties who were able to compete with the senior brother were no longer at the same level after the senior brother ate the fruit.

Li Shenggou swallowed such a big fruit with one mouthful and cried, it was really unpalatable.

Seeing his senior brother like that, Baili Mu, who originally wanted to try two mouthfuls, suddenly lost his mind.

Alas, brother, it was also very painful when I was made to take a medicinal bath by the master back then, but the effect is still very good, and it passed after I endured it.Baili Mu comforted Li Shenggou while eating melon seeds.

"Get out!" Li Shenggou burst into tears, and the frequently used words came out again.

Baili Mu shook his head and left.

Li Goudan looked up at the sky with a guilty conscience, disciple, being a teacher is also for your own good, after all, most people in this world still look at faces.

It is rumored far away that there is a strange thing that bears all kinds of strange fruits. Its taste is extremely bad. Those who eat well and swim well will not swim, and they will feel weak when encountering sea water.Among them, there are two real and confusing minds, no one can beat them.One is sweet, the other is beauty, beauty.

The combination of the two is called "Wu Shuang".