Why Rebirth is Extraordinary

Chapter 113 Hahahahaha

After washing up, I ate dumplings.

Bai Yifan put on a new coat, and was the first to stand at the door, triumphant.

Then Bai Kefei ran out with the same coat.

Finally, Xie Suichen came out with the same coat.

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Bai Yifan: Can you delete Bai Kefei's file?

The family went out to pay New Year's greetings.

There was joy everywhere on the road.

Bai's father is riding an electric bicycle, carrying Bai's mother.Bai Yifan resolutely enslaved Bai Kefei, sat down on Bai Kefei's bicycle, and talked to Xie Suichen who was riding the bicycle.

Bai's father and mother met friends and stopped to greet the New Year.

As soon as the car stopped, Bai Yifan turned his head to look, and burst out laughing.

Bai Yifan jumped out of the car and said to Xie Suichen, "This uncle, the one who shook the matches to the ground."

At this time, the uncle said: "Oh, old cypress, I haven't seen you for several years. You moved here? Come for a cigarette!"

Papa: ...

Uncle asked: "Hey? Why do you have three sons in your family?"

The clothes in this water look like son suits.

Bai Ma wants to introduce.

But Papa Bai said: "Yes, three, the eldest son, the second son, and the youngest son. Have you ever seen my second son? Chen Chen, call him uncle."

Xie Suichen was particularly cooperative and called out in the local dialect.

This uncle is like seeing a ghost.

Then Papa broke his merits and laughed hahaha.

Papa Bai didn’t tell himself: “It’s Fanfan’s classmate, who stayed at my house to celebrate the New Year when it snowed and closed the road. Isn’t it just like my son. Who told you to make the whole factory know that I quit smoking? Later, no one would give me cigarettes.” smoke."

This grudge has been remembered for many years, and it will be avenged once in a while.

Everyone is happy.The two companies exchanged addresses and went their separate ways.

Bai Yifan was curious: "Xie Suichen, you actually know dialect?"

Xie Suichen: "Just a little bit, I heard it when I was on the phone in the dormitory."

Next, Bai Yifan found a new pleasure—teaching dialects.

When they arrived at Lao Bai's house, Bai Yifan greeted his grandparents, and when it was over, he dragged Xie Suichen to teach him the dialect as if no one could see him.

Xie Suichen used to listen a lot, but now he learns very quickly.During the period, Bai's father and mother also said a few words, but they are rarely used now, and Bai Yifan and the others do not know dialect words.

I learned all the way to my uncle's house.

Bai Yifan let Xie Suichen go.

Bai Yifan first ran to pay New Year greetings to his grandparents, then to his uncle and aunt, and finally to see the new members of his uncle's family.

My aunt gave birth to a baby a few months ago, and she was lying in the cradle looking around.

Bai Yifan ran to chat with her, saying something that no one could understand.Then Bai Yifan got his aunt's consent, picked up the little doll and went to the window to watch the snow, and explained to her.

"Hey, this snow is as white as milk candy, hey, can you eat milk candy? There is also a nice song, I will sing it for you..."

Bai Yifan took a breath, closed his mouth before opening his voice, and then turned his head.

"Xie Suichen, come, come, come and sing "Edelweiss" to my baby."

Xie Suichen: ...

There was a sudden roar outside.

Cao Zhuangzhuang: "I don't have a mother like you!"

Third Aunt Yu Xuelian yelled, "You white-eyed wolf!"

Then crackling, yelling, and a mess.

Bai Yifan: The game is over.

Bai Yifan gave tutoring to this girl Cao Zhuangzhuang during the winter vacation, so he knew something inside.

The girl was being pressured by the third aunt all day long, which was like going to jail.Even during the three hours of tutoring every day, the third aunt mostly sat in the living room of Bai's house.Cao Zhuangzhuang once slipped the tongue, and when a classmate called her, the third aunt had to ask the other party's name first.

The third aunt's defense against a daughter is comparable to that of a thief, and she only needs to put a GPS 24-hour monitoring on Zhuangzhuang.

Now the little girl finally turned her face, the power of the volcanic eruption should not be underestimated.

There is still an elderly person at home, Bai Yifan seems to have heard his grandma's voice in the living room.Bai Yifan immediately handed the child to his aunt and rushed out by himself.

My aunt was also anxious, so she handed over the child to Xie Suichen.

Aunt: "Xiao Xie, just put her in the cradle."

Xie Suichen: ...

Xie Suichen has practiced so far and can barely hold such a big glutinous rice dumpling, such a small soft steamed bun, it is too challenging.

Xie Suichen's whole body stiffened for a while, and the little soft steamed bun was pinched and uncomfortable, and his mouth was about to cry.

Xie Suichen clumsily took her into his arms, walked quickly to the cradle, bent down and put the soft steamed buns inside.

Who would have thought that the little baby would not let go of the button on his chest.

Xie Suichen: ...

Xie Suichen and Xiaowa kept their eyes facing each other for a while.

The little baby opened his mouth to cry without warning, but Xie Suichen was defeated in seconds.

Xie Suichen clumsily picked up the ball again, and patted her on the back.

In the room, Xie Suichen coaxed the children, but in the living room, everyone was turned on their backs.

When Bai Yifan rushed out, he saw Aunt San holding up a feather duster.

Cao Zhuangzhuang burst into tears, not to mention how miserable it was.The uncle dragged the third aunt not to beat her, but the third aunt was so excited that she was overwhelmed.Bai's father, Bai, and mother, Bai Kefei, were all blocking, and grandma was trembling with anger.

Bai Yifan rushed in front of Cao Zhuangzhuang, and yelled at the third aunt with his back: "How can you be so ignorant!"

These words almost reached Aunt San's heart.

Third aunt: "Tell me, who is not studying and studying now. But she wants to go out with someone in the afternoon, ask who it is, and don't tell! Are you talking about someone?"

Bai Yifan: ...This is conjecture.

Bai Yifan winked at Cao Zhuangzhuang, grabbed her arm and dragged her into the room.

Cao Zhuangzhuang didn't appreciate it, and died on the ground: "I'm not going anywhere, what's the use of studying? What's the use of getting into No. [-] Middle School of the city... woo woo woo woo."

Bai Yifan knelt down and whispered, "Do you still want to go out this afternoon?"

Cao Zhuangzhuang was still crying.

Bai Yifan: "Come with me, I promise you will go out with your classmates this afternoon."

Cao Zhuangzhuang managed to be obedient, reluctant to follow Bai Yifan into the house.When I entered the room, I cried even more fiercely.

Cao Zhuangzhuang cried, and the one in Xie Suichen's arms followed along to join in the fun.For a while, the two were unable to compare with each other.

Xie Suichen was terrified, and opened his mouth to sing "Edelweiss".

Bai Yifan: ...

My aunt hurried in, and the little baby stopped crying and was nestled in Xie Suichen's arms, not to mention how obedient she was.

This picture is clean and warm, and a photo frame can be used as a poster.

Bai Yifan disturbed Cao Zhuangzhuang who was still howling, telling her not to miss the spectacle.

Cao Zhuangzhuang raised her head with tears in her eyes.

Bai Yifan wanted to say that studying hard is still useful, and there are ten thousand specific benefits.

Number one thousand and one: If he doesn't study for three months in the third year of junior high school, he will miss the raw crab again.

Bai Yifan: I can't see him coaxing the child to be stupid! ! !

Bai Yifan: "Look at the make-up, is this Xie Suichen good? Are you handsome or not? They are all high-IQ, good-looking, and have limitless futures. You have to find this kind of love! But you go to another school , Good looks don’t necessarily mean the best grades, and the best grades don’t necessarily mean good looks! Are you still studying hard?”

Then Bai Yifan hyped up all kinds of benefits of learning, how to say it was fun, and even pulled Zhan Yue to talk about things.

Bai Yifan's brainwashing skills are top-notch, and by the afternoon, Cao Zhuangzhuang is useless if he doesn't talk about studying.

The third aunt was aggressive, but Bai Yifan ran to scare her.

Bai Yifan fabricated a bunch of cases, and the parents watched them so closely that they were crazy and stupid.Bai's father, Bai Ma, and Yu University all sympathized.Finally, the third uncle came and told Cao Zhuangzhuang to play.That's all.

During the period, my aunt discussed nursery rhyme lullabies with Xie Suichen, and Xie Suichen became a mobile cradle.Some people come to pay New Year's greetings, to see the little doll, and everyone who sees Xie Suichen praises him.

Xie Suichen held the child in his arms and frantically swiped his favorability in front of Bai Ma and his family.

Bai Yifan poked at Bai Kefei: "You also go hug the child and practice."

Bai Kefei really went there, his posture was ugly, not much better than when Xie Suichen hugged the glutinous rice ball for the first time.

Bai Yifan kowtowed sunflower seeds to watch the fun, not to mention how happy he was.

But when Bai Kefei held the baby in his arms, he started to get excited.When I got home, I didn't dare to say it in front of Bai's parents and mother, so I went to Bai Yifan's bedroom to chat.

Bai Kefei: "I think if I have a child, it will be called TangGao! Xiaoxie, Xiaoxie, what nickname do you want to give the child?"

Xie Suichen: ...

Bai Yifan: ...

Bo Yifan yelled at Bo to get out.

Bai Kefei refused to leave: "Fanfan, let me ask you, what nickname do you want to give the child?"

Bai Yifan was annoyed: "New year cake, moon cake!"

Bai Kefei was curious: "You want two, it makes sense. But why is it rice cake and moon cake? You don't like moon cakes, do you?"

Because of the years and years, Bo Ke is not you idiot!

Bai Yifan: "Bai Kefei, I don't think nicknames are worth mentioning. It's best to discuss it with Zhan Yue. If it were me, if I heard someone call you a child, I would definitely slap you."

Bai Kefei: "I'm sorry, I want to tell her about children, if she thinks I'm something, cough, cough, imply that it's not very good."

Bai Yifan: ...

Bai Yifan: "Have you held Zhan Yue's hand? Have you kissed him?"

Bai Kefei stood up suddenly, and left as if nothing had happened.

Bai Yifan turned his head, Xie Suichen sat on the carpet and fell into samadhi again.

Bai Yifan: ...

Bai Yifan: "Crab, what are you doing?"

Xie Suichen looked up: "Yifan, do you want many children?"

Bai Yifan: ...

Bai Yifan: "I just sent Bai Kefei away. There are rice cakes, moon cakes, and chestnut chocolates. I don't have a wife here yet. What kind of children do I want? Hey, I'm hungry, do you want to eat fish soup noodles?"

The fish soup noodles were not finished, and Papa Bai came.

Dad Bai: "Fanfan, you sleep on the floor tonight and let Xiaoxie sleep on the bed. Otherwise, you always fall, what if you hit Xiaoxie?"

Bai Yifan: ...

He hadn't thought about it.In case of smashing into dead crabs, it's not very good.

Bai Yifan: Dead crabs are poisonous and cannot be eaten.

At night, Bai Yifan insisted on sleeping on the ground.Xie Suichen had no choice but to climb into bed.

But when he woke up in the middle of the night, Xie Suichen turned over and looked under the bed.The carpet was empty.

Xie Suichen:! ! !

Xie Suichen quickly sat up and watched.Bai Yifan had already rolled out of the range of the carpet, and the quilt was under him.

Xie Suichen stood up silently and poked Bai Yifan.Bai Yifan refused to move, refused to wake up, and kept humming.

Xie Suichen had no choice but to drag up the quilt and drag Bai Yifan back to the carpet.

Then stand still for a while.

After calming down, Xie Suichen picked up the quilt on the bed and lay on the outside of the carpet.Put Bai Yifan between himself and the bed frame.

Waking up the next day, Bai Yifan looked at Xie Suichen.

Bai Yifan: "Oh, you fell off the bed too."

Xie Suichen: ...

In the next few days, Xie Suichen "dropped" out of bed every night, and went out to eat with Bai's family during the day.Xie Suichen and Bai family's relatives and friends have known each other many times, and they have gained a lot of favorability.

Father Bai's "my second son" words are even smoother.

Bai Ma couldn't stop it.

Bai Yifan also pretended to be jealous: "You will get half of the table and half of the room, and now your parents have divided it for you!"

Xie Suichen: "I'll share everything with you, too."

Bai Yifan was happy: "Thank God of Wealth!"

I don't know if it's called Xie Suichen, the God of Wealth, or I'm thanking the God of Wealth.

In private, Bai's mother blamed Bai's father for being too reckless: "My child, if you talk about it like this, can his parents be willing? I just think about it and Fanfan will have to call my in-laws parents in the future, I can't stand it." .”

Dad Bai: "Xiao Xie is different, and I say that, he is quite happy, don't believe me next time, take a good look."

Bai's mother went to ask Bai Yifan.

Bai Yifan hurriedly said: "Xie Suichen's heart is so beautiful that it is blooming and bubbling, mom, don't stop me."

But from the beginning to the end, Bai Yifan did not tell his parents about the Xie family.When did Xie Suichen decide to speak, naturally it was best for him to say it himself.

But Xie Suichen never took this step again.

In addition to eating, I spend more time reading and doing homework.Bai Yifan occasionally attends junior high school reunions leaving Xie Suichen behind, and the two of them spend the rest of the time together.But in the same room, they don't talk much, they are all quiet and doing their own things.

Bai Yifan finished his winter vacation homework, sorted out his high school notes, and started to review science by himself.The second semester of high school will take the exam, so Bai Yifan takes the first step.

Bai Yifan also revised his amateur reading plan and added Bai Kefei's professional books to prepare for film reviews.Occasionally go online, mostly to check materials, or put the film reviews I tried to write on Douban. QQ is not very chatty.

It was Xie Suichen who gave Hu Di's QQ account to Bai Yifan.

The signature under that number is: Hu Tian, ​​I've run out of chicken soup! ! !

Bai Yifan: ...

Bai Yifan felt sorry for Hu Tian, ​​whom he had never met, and even more so for Chicken Tang.

Added Hu Di's account, but neither of them had time to chat.

The winter vacation was so wobbly and gone, the day before school started, Xie Suichen took advantage of his father and mother to go to work, and went back to the rented place by himself.

Bai Yifan didn't stop him, but just asked, "Are you going to participate in the selection for the Mathematical Olympiad when school starts?"

Xie Suichen nodded.

Bai Yifan: "It's pretty good, but don't lose sight of the other, don't delay the exam in April."

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