[Quick Transmigration] Slap System for Snake Essence

——Cang Tu's confession——

Hello everyone, I am Cang Tu, Cang Mo's younger brother. I heard that I was picked up by my brother when I was still a baby. Since I was sensible, my brother has been my only support. My brother is very good to me, no matter what delicious food , the first thing that comes to mind is me.

When I was young, because people in the village didn’t like me and my brother, and said that my brother was a monster, no one wanted to make friends with us, but my brother said that we don’t need friends, as long as my brother and I live together, I also think those people are He is a bad guy, only his brother is the best.

I remember that when I was young, my brother had no money and couldn’t eat chicken legs on New Year’s Eve. My brother would always go up the mountain to catch wild rabbits on that day. The mountains and plains were covered with snow, but my brother was not afraid at all, and he was very good at catching fat big rabbits. Our annual New Year's Eve is no worse than others.

Later, when I grew up, my brother and I were driven away and wandered all the way to other towns. Here, my brother got into trouble and was chased and beaten by the stinky Taoist priests. I chased them while crying, but they walked too fast, and I couldn’t even catch them. In fact, I knew I was weak, so I couldn't prevent my brother from being beaten. Fortunately, brother Lin Le helped him. When I saw my brother lying motionless on the ground, I realized for the first time that my brother was also very weak. He needs protection. I feel guilty for not discovering it before, thinking that my brother is omnipotent, but fortunately, my brother woke up the next day after being beaten. The happiest thing is that my brother's "good friend" appeared that day.

That person looks as good-looking as my brother, and the most important thing is that he listens to my brother very much and buys me a lot of delicious food. I call him the God of Wealth in private, but I later found out that the God of Wealth is my brother-in-law.

Although my brother said before that he doesn't need a good friend, I know that my brother cares about him very much, because after my brother's good friend leaves for something, I often see my brother will be in a daze, and my brother never did this before.

At that time, my brother seemed to be very busy and was often not in the room. I could only play with brother Lin Le. Once my brother was sent to work by the annoying Ninth Prince, but within a few days, the Ninth Prince asked someone to take me and Lin Le. Brother Le grabbed me. I was so scared that I kept huddling in the corner, letting the villain Ninth Prince take me and Brother Lin Le away.

In fact, I would not cry in fright when I was taken away, but the villain Ninth Prince lied to me that my brother died, which made me cry very sadly. Brother Lin Le said that my eyes were bigger than walnuts when I cried. Painful and itchy, brother Lin Le and I were taken to a mountain, where I saw my living brother, and at that moment I knew that my brother was the most important thing to me.

The Ninth Prince actually wanted my brother to hurt me. I cried and shouted to prevent my brother from harming himself. Later, I was too excited and passed out (actually my body was forcibly confiscated by the system). The first thing I did when I woke up was to see if my brother was injured. Fortunately, my brother is not injured at all, and he is still so good-looking.

My brother took out the chestnut cake after I woke up. At that moment, I swear the corner of my mouth twitched. My brother is good or bad, why do you always want to spank my ass? I am already a man, even my brother can’t spank me anymore I'm ass.

That day, I was hugged by my brother, my body was stiff, my brother was still reluctant to let go of me, I knew that my fainting must have scared my brother, I have never been sick since I was a child, I fainted this time It's normal for my brother to be so nervous, but... I found that after my brother's good friend came back, my brother became, how should I put it, seems a bit willful, always enslaving the God of Wealth to buy this and that, and let the God of Wealth I went to the mountains to catch wild animals and came back as a mount. When I saw the God of Wealth sitting on the white tiger with hanging eyes, I was really envious.

I also want to be as good as my brother, but unfortunately my brother took me to the school. I really don’t want to be separated from my brother, but my brother said that it’s shameful that a man can’t even write. After going to school, I know that if I say this, my brother will be narcissistic and say that he can learn everything without going to school. It seems that since my brother’s good friend appeared, he loves to brag more, but who made him my brother Well, I can only complain secretly.

In order to get rid of the old gentleman who shook his head and had amnesia as soon as he read the article, I worked hard every day. Finally, I passed the No. 1 exam, and I was personally awarded the number one scholar in the palace exam.

My brother came back overnight, but my good friend's brother and now my brother-in-law was forgotten by him to a distant place. To be honest, I am very happy that my brother still cares about me so much. Of course, my brother-in-law is also very kind to me. good.

Although I have become the number one scholar, I am not very happy. My colleagues in the court always recommend their daughters to me, saying how beautiful their daughters are, how they are so educated and reasonable, but I know that they are all deceiving people. I found out, Zuo Shilang's daughter has a pockmarked face, and she likes to eat fatty meat. She eats a mouthful of oil every day, and she looks very scary. With bare feet and sleeves rolled up, she doesn't look particularly rude at all. The princess of Lord Yan's family is even more terrifying. My brother said she was a Tyrannosaurus rex, and she has a very hot temper. A disagreement can kill people half to death.

In view of my brother's description, for a period of time later, I was not sensitive to women. Fortunately, my brother-in-law restored my memory, and I realized that this is my second life. killed.

I admire my brother-in-law very much, he is very smart, don't look at him on the surface he was eaten to death by my brother, in fact, it was my brother who was eaten to death by my brother-in-law. Clearly, I will always silently do everything for my brother, just like my brother-in-law brought brother Lin Le and me to the system space. When my brother knew the truth, I clearly saw the touch and excitement in his eyes. I am determined, I believe that even if the sky falls, my brother will still be loyal to my brother-in-law until death.

My brother often whispers in my ears that my brother-in-law is stupid, stupid, just a wooden fish head, and often talks about things that happened when he was doing missions before, and even other lovers he met in the mission world. The brother-in-law is jealous, and every time he sees that the brother-in-law is indifferent, the brother will beat the brother-in-law to express his dissatisfaction.

I think my brother is an idiot. He didn’t realize that all the lovers he met before were actually brother-in-law, with the same personality and way of doing things. Just as stupid, I admire my brother-in-law very much, and I can subdue my brother.

Recently, I was very distressed. I found that I fell in love with a person. That person was a cultivator I met when I was doing a task, but my brother disagreed. He said that person was just a bunch of data. If he died, he would lose everything. But the person I like can become a fairy after the catastrophe, and will live forever, even the data will not disappear, I want to be with him.

——Lin Le’s confession——

My name is Lin Le, and I am Cang Mo's good friend. I lived for more than 22 years in my first life. The cause of my death was because I offended a rich man in the capital by saving a girl, and was revenged by that rich man. I died young.

Cang Mo often said that I was very kind, and I liked to intervene when I saw injustice, and I often ended up biting Lu Dongbin like a dog. Small, but as long as he accepts the people in his circle, even if Cang Mo sacrifices his own life, the people in his circle will not suffer any harm.

I remember that I didn't reincarnate after I died, Cang Mo took revenge for me, he did not hesitate to go against him to follow the award-winning Ninth Prince, he insisted on sending the entire family of the rich man to the guillotine, and made the Ninth Prince lose a big arm. One of the reasons why the Ninth Prince couldn't wait to kill Cang Mo as soon as he ascended the throne was that the Ninth Prince would not keep anyone by his side who would resist his will.

At the beginning, I just couldn't understand those few Taoist priests attacking Cang Mo indiscriminately, so I saved him, but he never forgot this kindness. I found that as long as someone is willing to treat Cang Mo even a little bit sincerely, Cang Mo He will spare no effort to repay the other party, and will never forget the kindness others have shown him.

Originally I was already dead, it was Cang Mo's lover, that system, the poor Lord God who didn't even have a name so far brought my soul to the system space, giving me the opportunity to continue living in this way.

When I was doing missions, I actually met Cang Mo many times, and the most impressive one was in a world of orcs. At that time, my mission was to prevent the clansmen from perishing. Elair’s parents died to save me, so I Treating Eilair as my own child, I didn’t know that Eilair was Cang Mo at the time, I just felt that Eilair was very familiar to me. After I finished the task and went back, I announced the mission system to tell me I am Cang Mo.

Generally speaking, mission envoys cannot contact each other in the system space, so I haven't been able to talk to Cang Mo. Cang Mo's system told me that I still can't recognize Cang Mo, because the main god was not dead at that time. If Cang Mo knew that Xiao Tu and I were in the system space, he would definitely have many scruples. I have to say that Cang Mo's system knows him best, and with Cang Mo's brother-in-law's personality, he would definitely not let Xiao Tu be in the system space. In danger, unless you are [-]% sure, nothing will be discussed.

At the request of Cang Mo's system, I returned to the original world again. I don't know what happened to Cang Mo's system, which caused me to have no memory of being in the system space for the time being, and I couldn't explain everything to Cang Mo in the first place.

Just like the first life, I still saw the little girl who sold her body to bury her father. Maybe it was because I did more tasks and my personality changed more or less. I am relieved that I am amnesiac this time, but I am not stupid. I foolishly saved the little girl without any reason, because I thought that since the little girl clearly said that she was selling her body to bury her father, she would have the realization that she would have no regrets even if she was sold to a brothel, so I just let the rich man complete the transaction and let the rich man complete the transaction. His men buried the little girl's father.

So in this life, I did not live a short life any longer. After recovering my memory, I went back to the system space with Cang Mo. Because of the relationship between Cang Mo and his lover, Cang Tu and I often meet each other even in the system space. I think this kind of life is really good, of course, except that my bastard system that treats me as my father after becoming conscious is annoying, but it is also bearable.