[Pirates] All the nobles and horses should die

"Hmm~"

"Hmm~"

I took the chopsticks and wanted to eat up the food on the next plate...

"Lilith! Have you not eaten for three days!" Shanks held me back and whispered in my ear

"No~ It's just that the food made by Fat Uncle is really delicious! This may be the only advantage of Fat Uncle~"

"But—you don't have to finish three servings!!" Kelly walked from behind with her wedding dress in her hands.

"But, the food made by the fat uncle is really delicious..."

"It's okay, if Master Lilith is willing to eat, I can make more." The fat man came out of the kitchen and wiped his hands

"Uncle Fat~You are so kind~"

"Crack!" Kelly slapped me away, "Then what do we do now! You have eaten half of the food prepared for the guests, what will you do when they arrive!"

"Uh... do we have any guests?" I asked a very stupid question

"This... this should be there... at least Smoker and Dashiqi will come, maybe Karp and Aokiji will come too..."

"Pfft!" A whole glass of whiskey was sprayed on Shanks' face, "Ahem! If Garp will really come, then I will be beaten to death by him!" I don't want Garp to come, his iron fist makes me don't want to try

However, in fact, we waited all day, but no one came. The fat uncle came in and out, made dozens of meals, and more than half of them went into my mouth

Fortunately, when it was getting dark, Smoker came

"Really! Why are you here now!" I complained while pouring him a glass of whiskey

"You can't come here blatantly. What if those Tianlong people know about it? Let's talk about it after a while."

"Cut~" I threw the plate in front of him with a displeased face.

"Uh... this, isn't it poisonous?" Smoker pointed at the delicious food in front of him with a trembling finger, wanting to eat it but dared not eat it

"no!"

Wait!Smoker is here, where is Dashiqi?

"Where's Da Siqi? Why didn't you come with me?"

"Who knows? We agreed to come together, and disappeared halfway."

"Hey!! Then don't go looking for it!"

"It's okay! That Tianran often does this, besides, she's not a child anymore."

Uh... It seems that Dashiqi often does such things...

Because no one came, we left Uncle Fat's restaurant after we finished our meal at Smoker

Smoker and Shanks quarreled all the way, Smoker blamed a big pirate like Shanks for appearing here, if someone found out, it would cause a commotion

Shanks~ I'm totally jealous!

Later, I couldn't take it anymore, so I knocked the two of them unconscious and dragged them home...

"Huh—" I looked at Shanks and Smoker who were leaning against each other, feeling an indescribable sense of relief.OK!After throwing the two of them on the couch, head upstairs to sleep!

"Ah—" After opening the door of the room, I stretched, turned on the light, and then... I saw Da Siqi holding Xiuguang, standing in front of my bed in horror

"What do you want to do?" Today is Kelly's wedding, so I don't have any weapons on me, Xiuguang is also on the bed, but why is Da Siqi in my room, holding my saber!

"I..." At first, Dashiqi didn't dare to look me in the eyes, but then he glared at me fiercely, "Lilith, you are a pirate! I swore that I would take back all the famous swords from the villains !"

"Take it back?" I was amused by what Da Siqi said, "This knife was mine from the beginning, why did you take it away! Also, I am not a villain anymore!"

"I, I don't know... the old people in the town say that pirates are vicious people, and Lilith is a pirate, so Lilith is also a villain!"

"Ha! Stupid! What about you? How do you feel? Am I a villain!"

"No... Lilith is very gentle and treats me very well..." Da Siqi was a little shaken, and the hand holding Xiuguang loosened a little.

I immediately took advantage of the victory to pursue, "Then I'm not a villain~" I walked over, put my hand on Da Siqi's shoulder, and slowly drew out my right hand...

"No! Lilith is a pirate! She's a villain!" Da Siqi bit my right arm, hugged Xiuguang and ran away

Oops, it hurts!Just as the bandage on his right hand was removed, he was injured again... In fact, it was not an injury, Da Siqi had no strength at all, it was just teeth marks.However, Xiuguang was taken away... After talking to Smoker, you can get it back

It's just that Dashiqi hates pirates so much, it seems that she will never show mercy to me in the future, right?Because, after all, I'm going to board Luffy's ship...

"Huh? Smoker has already left?" When I went downstairs, I saw Shanks sitting alone on the sofa

"Lilith, I think we need to have a good talk..."

"Bang!" Shanks hit me hard on the head, "What are you talking about? Why are you pretending to be serious!"

"Well, look, we are both married, shouldn't you keep a little distance from them..."

"What are you crazy about! Smokey is a kid, what kind of jealousy are you with him!"

"Child?"

"Well, Smoker is 6 or 7 years younger than me!"

"Are you sure! An uncle with a fierce face is younger than you!"

"Well... Although Smoker looks older than you, he is really still a child!"

"Ahaha! I, I know! Ahaha..." Shanks clutched his stomach, unable to get up on the sofa

uh... i'm speechless...

"Wait! Lilith, where are you going?" Shanks stopped me when he saw that I was going out

"Go to Smoker..."

"Eh!!"

"To get back my knife..."

"Huh?" Shanks looked at my waist, "By the way, you didn't wear the light today."

"Hmm..." I looked at Shanks pursing his lips with an unhappy face, "Okay, my hands are almost healed, let's sleep together tonight~"

"Really!"

"Yeah! Wash it up and wait for me tonight!" (A certain Jiang: This is the rhythm of women's papers about to fall~)

"Yo! Smoker! I'm here to see you!" The poor door was kicked away by me

"Ahem!" Smoker saw me and immediately choked on the smoke, "Why are you here! Ah...no...how did you come in!"

"Come in from the main entrance~" I sat on Smoker's table, took out the wine in his cabinet and started to drink

"Then no one saw you..." Smoker ignored me and continued to work

"Yes, I have!"

"Then they didn't hold you back!"

"I stopped it! That's why I was sent flying!"

"Nani!" Smoker ran to the window and looked out, and sure enough...the navy was lying all over the place outside, "Oh...forget it...what are you looking for me for?"

"Where's Dashiqi?"

"Dashiqi? What are you looking for?" Smoker asked me without raising his head.

"What happened to Dashiqi?" Dashiqi didn't feel such strong disgust towards me before, so something must have happened in the middle

"Before, there was an uncle who was very kind to her, but was killed by pirates..."

"Pirate? Which pig?" Smoker couldn't help shivering when he saw me tilting my head, my eyes were bloodthirsty, and there was a black air behind me.

"Hey! Don't kill him! That's Shichibukai's subordinate! What if you are exposed, Kelly! But...you seem to have been exposed..." Smoker pointed to the navy below

"Ah, that's it. Then I'll go back first. You can help me get my knife back from Dashiqi."

"Ah, sure enough... Dusiqi went to steal your knife." Smoker said helplessly.

"Teach her well next time. If you want to take the knife from others, fight openly and aboveboard, and don't sneak around!"

"Yes, yes, hurry up!" Smoker pushed me directly from the window... Hey!Doesn't he know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade?

Yuebu!Forget it, let him go this time!

"Hey hey~" I stood outside the door with a sinister smile on my face

"Haha! I'm coming!" I kicked open the door and threw myself on... the fat man...

"Uncle~ I'm hungry~"

"Ah, ok, I'll go get some food right away!"

"No!" Kelly held back the fat man, "Miss Lilith, you've eaten a lot recently! Your stomach won't be able to take it!"

"Ah, yes, yes... I'm going back..." My body was covered with shadows, and I walked back with heavy steps

my meal...

Ah, ah, I'm exhausted... I don't know what's wrong, I've been feeling weak lately, so... I didn't kick the bastard next to him out of bed...

"Lilith, I want to kiss~" Shanks pouted and leaned over...

"Crack!" A red palm print appeared on the right side of Shanks' face

"Go away! I'm tired!"

"Then sleep well! What~"

"Get out! Ugh..."

Shanks' legs pressed against mine, one hand held the wrists of both of my hands, and pressed them to the top of my head, and then...

Then I was caught by this and that...

"Stupid Shanks! It hurts! You know what!" I yelled angrily

"Okay, okay~ It's okay~" Shanks still looked embarrassed

hateful!I trembled, clenched my fists, and I was about to hit

"Crack! Crack!" Candy slapped the window

I lowered my fist, opened the window for candy, took an envelope from the pouch around its neck, and laughed out loud after reading the contents inside

"Ha! It really is something that Luffy can do!"

"What's wrong?" Shanks asked me curiously.

"Hmph! I didn't tell you! By the way, Luffy's next stop is here, won't you leave?"

"Oh…"

"Ha! You idiot! Why are you showing such an expression! Get out of here!"

So, in order not to meet Luffy, Shanks went back to his ship.Then, I am here waiting for Luffy to get on his boat...

The author has something to say: ah, ah, finally on the right track, I am impatient to wait