[Pirates] All the nobles and horses should die

In the endless ocean, the sea breeze was blowing, and my hair was blowing with the wind. I held my wine glass and propped my elbows on the side of the boat, and my anger was beyond words.

The time goes back to 10 minutes ago, Shanks and I were sitting on the deck, and Shanks poured wine jar after jar.

"Hicc!" Shanks burped contentedly, fell on my lap, and went straight to sleep

I clenched my fist tightly so that it didn't greet Shanks' head, but what Shanks said next completely aroused my explosive point.

Shanks was lying on my lap, with his arms around my waist, "Lilith, why are you so thin? It's like a pole, coming down from a flat plate... ah!!!"

Shanks' head sank directly into the deck, and sawdust fell from time to time.I took a deep breath, patted the imaginary dust off my hands, picked up the glass and left.Marco and the others didn't come up to persuade the fight, and the eyes they looked at Shanks were clearly "self-inflicted, I can't live"...

"Lilith..." Ace walked over holding a box

"Huh? What's the matter?" I turned around and leaned against the boat, like an uncle molesting a girl

"I heard from Marco that your dagger was taken away by someone else..." Ace said more and more quietly, because he found that there was a materialized black energy behind me, "Well, I know this for sure It’s not as good as the previous ones, but you can use them first!” Ace handed over the box

"Huh? Really, Ace-chan is so cute~" I took the box with a smile and opened it. Inside was a dagger with a black handle and a scabbard made of wood. The only advantage is that the blade is very sharp. freshly ground, very plain style

"Thank you, I like it very much!" I squatted down and tied the dagger to my ankle

"Actually, this is your birthday present." Ah!I see!I've forgotten it all!

"Well, I thought you were here to abduct my wife." Shanks came out from the side gloomily, staring at Ace

Ace was scared back a few steps, "Go to shit!" I was so angry that I sent Shanks flying and turned into a shooting star

Lu Zuo looked from a distance, "Ah, meteor..." filled with emotion

……

I have to say that Shanks really deserves a beating. Since yesterday, Shanks has been following me.In the restaurant, "Go shit!", Shanks was hit by a plate; in the room, "Go shit!", Shanks was hit by a quilt; , fuck me! Don’t let me see you again!” I yelled, pulling the towel around my body with my hands

"Hey... Boss, why are you so obsessed with using this method? Be careful that Lilith will never talk to you again." Lu couldn't stand Shanks' behavior like this

"No, I always feel a sense of crisis. After all, the two of us didn't even get the certificate..."

Lu Ji looked at Shanks with contempt, 'Nonsense!You are wanted! ', "Since there is no way to get the certificate, then give Lilith a perfect wedding."

"But, aren't the two of us already married?" Shanks was already hopelessly stupid!

"Huh? Boss, isn't your IQ negative! What happened before is not considered a wedding at all, okay?"

"Ah! So... I don't understand!"

"Bang!" Beckman's fist had already reached Shanks' head, "Idiot! Didn't Lilith complain that the wedding was too simple before, so you can just give her another one!"

"Ah~ That's it..."

Ever since, Shanks is preparing for our second wedding on the island under his jurisdiction... why do you think it's weird?Of course this was done without my knowledge

On the deck of the Moby Dick, Uncle Edward and I are sipping wine from jar to jar

"Ah, by the way, Uncle Edward, has any girl brought my hat to you?" I bit off a large piece of meat, chewed and chewed, and said vaguely

"No, what's wrong?"

"It's okay..." How come?Robin didn't come to see Uncle Edward, so where is she now?However, she can take good care of herself, and I quickly let go of this matter. (You quickly let go of Mao! You are obviously too lazy to think about it!)

"Oh, you're leaving soon, aren't you?" Uncle Edward asked

"Well, but I will come to see you often." A large jar of wine was poured down again

"Lilith, this is for you." Edward handed me a box

"What? What?" I opened the box with full expectation, but...

I picked up something like a spray and asked Edward, "Uncle Edward, what is this?"

"This one contains pepper water, if Shanks wants to touch you, just spray him!"

...囧... Uncle Edward, we are already married, okay?However, it's good to keep this thing, hehe...

"Shanks, what have you been up to?" I asked before boarding Shanks' boat

"No! Nothing!" Shanks immediately denied

"Really?" I narrowed my eyes and looked at Shanks in disbelief.

Shanks touched his nose guiltily, and pushed me from behind, "Well~ Hurry up and get on the boat, I'll take you to see my small island later, it's very beautiful, full of trees and caves, very suitable for driving Banquets." Ji... Is there only banquets in Shanks' life?

Naturally, I don't believe what Shanks said. Shanks didn't think of a way to punish me, did he?I stared at Shanks, trying to find something wrong with his face.

Shanks was a little guilty of being stared at by me, touched his nose, and turned his head to look elsewhere...

ah!Sure enough, there is a problem!no!Definitely know their plans before going to the island

After that, I stared at Shanks whenever I had time. Every time Shanks turned his head, he could see me sitting on a chair with a book in his hand, with two small eyes showing above the book, where, stare~~

"Pfft! Cough cough!" Shanks turned around and saw me looking at him, startled and choked on the wine.

If he wasn't thinking about messing with me, why would he choke when he saw me looking at him!So suspicious...keep watching~~

"Beckman, Lilith has been looking this way, did she find something?" Shanks whispered to Beckman

"Probably not, no one will tell Lilith." Beckman pretended to wipe his gun, smoking a cigarette

"Could it be that Lilith is looking at the boss, look at the affectionate eyes?" Jesus Bu's head has always been difficult to use, but the problem is that there are still people who believe him

"Really!" Shanks' expression was extremely happy, and Beckman helplessly raised his forehead. Only Shanks would believe such words...

"Shanks, you can use the phone bug to ask if the island is ready." Beckman thinks it is better to let Shanks divert his attention

"Ah! That's right! I'm going now!" Shanks hurriedly stood up and trot into the room

"Hello!" Beckman still didn't stop Shanks.Fool!Now that Lilith is staring at them, isn't it too obvious for Shanks!

Beckman looked back at me slowly, saw that my gaze had been fixed on Shanks, raised his forehead... Sure enough, he knew

I saw Shanks running into the room, there must be something wrong, I decided to follow quietly, but before I took a few steps, I was stopped by them

"Huh? Lilith, where are you going?" Jesus blocked my way

"No, I'm not going anywhere, I'm just going back to my own room..." My room is next to Shanks' room, and I can monitor Shanks after I return to the room

"Ah, by the way, Lilith, our chef has made a new cake, do you want to try it?" Lu Xianbao handed me a plate with both hands, and I have to say that the cake is really delicate.

My hand is getting closer to the cake... OK!I admit that I have no resistance to food at all...

When I caught a glimpse of Beckman's triumphant smile, I immediately withdrew my hand, "I still don't want to eat..." After finishing speaking, I was going back to the room

"Hey hey hey! Lilith!" Jesus jumped in front of me and blocked me with his arms

"Is there anything else?" I narrowed my eyes and looked at him suspiciously.

"Uh..." Jesus Bu obviously couldn't think of a new way to stop me, so he turned his eyes to Beckman for help.

Beckman has no choice but to hold his forehead (a certain Jiang: I found that Beckman's main action is to hold his forehead...), huh?A small light bulb suddenly popped out of Beckman's head, er... Although this method is a bit destructive, didn't it mean to suppress first and then rise?Well, this method is worth a try!

"Lilith, actually..." Beckman stopped deliberately

"What's the matter?"

"Actually, Shanks is having an affair!"

"Oh ah?!"

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