Ghost Slayer RPG

After discovering the way to make money, Yunnai directly took it as a daily job to go to the Wanshiwu to guard Sakata Bank, and put it in the game as a daily class.

Maybe it's because Yunnai won money like crazy last time, but he lost money like crazy, and was even kicked out of the casino in the end wearing only a strawberry pattern. Look at her with eyes full of resentment.After meeting Yunnai's eyes, he immediately turned his head away, and after a while secretly looked at it, as if wondering how Yunnai won so much money.

Yun Nagi pretended not to find anything.

In this way, Yunnai kept coming to Wanshiwu for several days, but he still couldn't wait until Yinshi Sakata went out to go to the casino, and he couldn't see a customer coming.

If there are no customers, there will be no money, if there is no money, there will be no principal to go to the casino, and if there is no principal, Sakata Yin, you will not go to the casino... As a result, after a few days, Wan Shiwu has no income, and even lunch is Yun Nagi himself The ramen takeaway is paid for.

Today is still a day without tasks.Sakata Gintoki didn't turn off the TV after watching the weather forecast from the anchor Junye early in the morning, but sat down on the sofa and continued to press the remote control blindly.

Shimura Shinpachi virtuously cleaned up the clothes hanging outside, like a real male mother, but Kagura simply didn't get up at all.

They probably have given up waiting for guests, Yunnagi thought.

"It's morning news now. The Shinsengumi caught a moron who attacked a sleeping passenger on the tram today. The man is in his late twenties, and he claims to be a hypnotist by profession..."

"The thieves who stole women's underwear in Kabukicho are still at large. According to eyewitness statements, it was a trio of males with similar stature and appearance. Citizens who find information can call Shinsengumi Sougo Okita at XXX-XXXX..."

"Recently, a batch of exquisitely crafted fake antique pots have flowed into the market, causing many collectors to be deceived. The police remind everyone to pay attention to the sky-high price of antique scams..."

"..."

The more Yunnai heard it, the more she felt something was wrong, and she always felt that these things seemed to be done by some bad guys she knew.But at this time, Silver Curly, who had been watching the news with a sad face, suddenly spoke.

"Damn it, how can you use fake antiques to deceive people? How can you repair it!" Sakata Gintoki shouted with righteous indignation while watching the news, "That guy must have made a lot of ill-gotten gains! Damn it!"

Yun Nagi couldn't help being a little speechless.Is he expressing anger or envy?

But soon, the silver curly hair was filled with righteous indignation for a while, probably thinking that no matter how much he complained, he was still a pauper, so he withered again.

Just when Sakata Gintoki began to toss and turn to watch the few limited free channels on TV, and at the same time muttered to himself thinking about how much money he could make if he sold women's clothing to sell tequila, Yun Nagi thought it was time to propose hiring him Is it time to go to the casino to brush money?

Just as she was about to speak, a piece of news popped up on the news channel again.

"The Mermaid Forest near Kiso Village is currently a popular attraction. It is said that there is a mermaid in the forest that can fulfill people's wishes. Tapping on the tree trunk by the lake can summon it out of the water. The commercial value of the mermaid is at least 350 billion, and it is currently Japan. The most commercially valuable and hottest amphibian, the co-branded brand has repeatedly achieved miracles in sales growth. At present, clubs such as Dongbao, Aniplus and many other brands are looking forward to the cooperation with Mermaid, so the huge economic benefits brought about are called " Ghost Slayer Phenomenon', the positive effect on the Japanese economy has even attracted the attention of the General..."

"That, Silver..."

Yun Nagi was deliberating his words, and just about to speak, when he looked up, he was taken aback—the silver curly hair had jumped in front of the old small TV at some point, and his entire face was almost stuck to the TV screen. Almost more excited than when I saw the anchor Yuye!

"……what's wrong with you?"

Yun Nagi couldn't help feeling a little puzzled.But at this moment, from the corner of her eye, she saw two figures also heading towards the TV.

It was Shimura Shinpachi, who was still collecting clothes outside, and Kagura, who hadn't woken up yet!What happened to these two people?Why are you staring straight at the TV, and your expression is like a piranha who has seen blood!

Yun Nagi was stunned in place with a face full of shock, and the news broadcast about the mermaid had ended.And Sakata Gintoki turned his head, his face behind the light was hideous, like a big villain in a hot-blooded story.

"Kagura, Xinbaji, you understand." He said with a sullen face in a low voice.

"Oh!" Kagura and Shimura Shinpachi also echoed in understanding.

In an instant, the three of them rushed to the cabinet, ping-pong for a while as if by magic, and then each carried a bug net, shovel and bucket on their shoulders, and rushed to the door under Yunnai's dumbfounded gaze.

"Mermaid hunting!" Sakata Gintoki shouted.

"Oh! Mermaid hunting!" Kagura and Shimura Shinpachi echoed loudly.

Afterwards, the three of them ran down the stairs like robbers about to rob a house, broke open the door and rushed out amidst Dengshi and Catherine's scolding.Yun Nagi was taken aback, and hurriedly ran to the balcony and stretched his neck to look down, only to find that the three of them were running wildly all the way, with billowing smoke and dust behind them, and they went away like this.

Help, they're going to catch the spectacled alligator!

And what about those bug nets and shovels and kegs?Do they think catching a crocodile is the same thing as catching an earth dragon?

Yunnai panicked immediately.How can the righteous brave just ignore this matter?And the spectacled crocodile is an important NPC in the game, and the level is not even displayed on its head.You should know that those who don't show their level are all ruthless characters.Unnagi doesn't think that the current spectacled crocodile will become a creature that can be caught with a bug net!

If this incident leads to any bad consequences, it will be troublesome... No, she has to go and see!

Thinking of this, Yunnai jumped off the balcony without saying a word, and ran wildly in the direction of Yanchen.

……

After taking the train for more than an hour, after a while of hurrying, Yunnai finally arrived at the mermaid forest.

The journey was long and boring.As she was on her way, she couldn't help but miss the system... If there was a system, she would have taken out the portal from her backpack and teleported directly to Mermaid Forest.

After arriving at Mermaid Forest, Yunnai immediately went straight to the big lake in the center.

After the system is gone, all kinds of small wild monsters will no longer jump out of the roadside from time to time.Unable to adapt to this, Yunnai quickly walked through the forest and came to the lake with ease.

The big lake in the center of Mermaid Forest is still sparkling, the color of the lake is blue, and the surface of the lake looks like a huge sapphire.This was supposed to be a beautiful scene, but the unpleasant sound of "Boom Boom Boom" broke the tranquility of the scenery in front of him——Yunnagi noticed at a glance that Sakata Gintoki and the others had arrived one step earlier, and they were gathering together, clapping their hands together. The bug net was beating furiously against something by the lake.

Taking a closer look, the thing was covered in mud and was struggling under the siege of three people.

From far away, Yunnai heard the three people yelling loudly: "Xin Baji! The mermaid is going to escape from your direction!"

"I'm here to help Alu! I will never let 350 billion mermaids escape Alu!"

"Kagura, quickly use the insect net to catch its head!"

Help, could it be that what they are knocking on is... No way, the spectacled crocodile was obviously a strong man whose level was hidden back then, how could he be beaten by these three guys now!

Seeing this, the Stone Killer turned pale with shock, and rushed over immediately, like a policeman who discovered illegal activities: "Wait a minute! What are you doing! Stop!"

"Oh, Silver-chan, Shinpachi, look, it's Unnagi Aru."

Kagura soon spotted Unnagi, tugged at the sleeves of others and pointed at her.

The three temporarily stopped their beating actions.Yunnai immediately took the opportunity to run up to them, opened his arms like an old hen guarding its chicks to block between the gangsters and the crocodiles, and asked in disbelief, "Why do you want to hit mermaids with insect nets?" head! It will definitely be angry!"

"You'll understand when you see it, of course it's to catch the mermaid."

Sakata Gintoki said without hesitation: "After all, the news said that the commercial value of the mermaid reached 350 billion, and the family's money must have piled up into a hill. There are still many companies that want to cooperate with that mermaid. It makes people envy and hate, but as long as we catch the mermaid, we will definitely make a lot of money!"

"That's right, Aru. Anyway, everyone is of the Jump type, and we should help each other, Aru! We must follow the Jump spirit of friendship, hard work, and victory, Aru!" Kagura said brazenly, "Although the people here are also of the Jump type. The protagonist, but I can’t even eat raw egg bibimbap anymore! What’s more, the emergency situation in the theater just after the silver **** movie was released, made the already not rich Wanshiwu even worse.”

"So we have to catch the mermaid Alu, 350 billion belongs to the Alu of the silver fucking movie! No matter what Dongbao or Aniplus is, they can't stop us from walking Alu!"

What is this and what!What bastards are you talking about!And adding "Alu" at the end of the sentence didn't make the stupid statement any less stupid!

At this moment, Yunnai had no choice but to look at the four eyes who had been silent all this time.

Although the presence of these four eyes is low, if you put them in the game, even the follower who is always at the end of the protagonist's team can't be mixed up. At most, they are wandering back and forth at the entrance of the village. The NPC with texts like "glasses", but in reality, he is the most upright and reliable person in the house of masters.

"Shinpachi, don't you also..."

Facing Yunnai's questioning, four eyes lowered his head, his face was full of struggles and entanglements, and he closed his eyes in pain for a long time, the glasses reflected white light: "Yunnai, I didn't want to, but 350 billion days Yuan is too much..."

"..."

"As long as we force the silver f*cking movie into a big movie made by a mermaid, then we can get 350 billion, right..."

"..."

Yunnai was speechless for a while, and almost wanted to give up.But after the crocodile with no level indication on its head and the inherent skill "death roll" that almost every crocodile has appeared in her mind, she shivered, not daring to look back at the expression of the mud-stained crocodile. Scalp tried to persuade the three of Wanshiwu to be useless.

"I'm here to prevent you from doing stupid things! That crocodile... the mermaid is not as easy to deal with as you think! You must know that it is a powerhouse without a marked level, an existence beyond LV99 and beyond the combat system! If If you make it angry, the consequences will be disastrous! Now I can't read the file and let you do it all over again!"

After hearing Yunnagi's words, the three people in Wanshiwu looked at her dumbfounded, and the hand holding the insect net also stopped moving.

Did you listen to her words?

Yunnai was nervously waiting for the follow-up, when Kagura suddenly looked at Yunnai with an idiot-looking gaze: "What LV99, what level, what file loading? Yunnai, are you stupid for playing games, Aru?"

Yunnai was taken aback for a moment, then his face sank immediately.

These three people not only didn't believe her words, but also regarded her as a fool!

"Kagura, I don't have time to have these fanciful conversations with Otaku right now. She's just disrupting our thinking with strange words! Catch the mermaid! That's 350 billion!" At this time, Sakata Gintoki came back to his senses, Immediately urged.

Damn, they're going to do it again!Yun Nagi, who failed to make this plan, rolled his eyes and thought about it, and immediately jumped on the spot, stopping them again.

"Actually, you don't need to do this!" Yunnai said loudly, crossing her hands in front of her chest, "crocodile... Well, mermaids are not something you can provoke! At least like you guys, it is absolutely necessary to catch it like a barbarian with a bug net. No way! Besides, I have other ways to make money!"

"Yin Sang, don't you really care why I kept winning in the casino that day?" Yun Nagi took a deep breath, shouted, and then raised his finger to the bewildered silver curly hair, with the aura of a pupil of death, " There is only one truth! That is, I took advantage of your bad luck!"

"Nani?"

Silver Curly was taken aback.And Yun Nagi continued to add: "Because you are an unlucky bastard who is full of bad luck, so I only need to make the opposite choice to you every time I bet, and I can win money! What I did in the casino last time was nothing more than It’s just an experiment, and the results of the experiment have also proved my conjecture. Next, as long as the two of us work together, I provide the principal, and you help me eliminate the wrong options, and we can swipe money in the casino crazy! Even split!"

Consciously speaking, what he said was very attractive, Yunnagi couldn't help but clenched his fists, looking expectantly at the trio of Master House.

After several seconds, Sakata Gintoki recovered from the shock.He took a deep breath, and asked under Yunnagi's eager eyes: "In that way, we can make a lot of money, right?"

"Yes, yes." Seeing that the plan would work, Yunnai immediately nodded quickly.

"...But, I refuse!"

"Nani!"

Unnagi opened his mouth wide, and when he looked at Gin Sakata, he first put on a Kishi〇Rohan face with tight eyebrows and eyes, and then quickly returned to the slack look with wide-open eyebrows and eyes.

"The commercial value of that mermaid is 350 billion. Why should I go to the casino with you to make money? Just catch the mermaid and let it appear in the movie."

Sakata Yinshi waved his hand, and said seriously: "How long does it take to go to the casino to earn 350 billion! And I may not really lose every game, there will always be a time to win! Obviously, Ah Yin also won a few times last time." Say it!"

Damn, this guy doesn't believe that he will lose every game!But this is not a strange thing, no gambler would gamble when he is sure that he will definitely lose, and he did win a few last time...

But that's just because Hasegawa Taizo shared the bad luck for him!In various senses, Sakata Gintoki really only won a few hands!

It feels like these guys are unwilling to give up the idea of ​​​​catching the crocodile.What should we do?Come up with a good idea, stoner!

While urging herself anxiously in her heart, Yunnai subconsciously looked back at the crocodile.However, at that moment, she suddenly realized that something was wrong.

Some of the mud on the muddy thing behind him had dried and fallen off, and what was exposed underneath was human skin.

"..."

Yun Nagi knew very well that the mermaid was actually a crocodile with glasses.

But Sakata Gintoki and the others didn't know.They think that mermaids are the kind of creatures in fairy tales with a human upper body and a fish tail on the lower body, so even if they see human skin, they won't notice anything wrong.

Thinking of this, Yun Nagi's heart sank, and his face changed.

Damn these three idiots caught the wrong guy.

Behind them, the three people in Master House were still approaching aggressively with their insect nets in hand.And Yunnai hurriedly shouted: "Don't move! This is not a mermaid! You caught the wrong one!"

"what?"

The three of Sakata Gintoki also showed a look of surprise.But at this time, Yun Nagi didn't care about other things, turned around and jumped on it, took out a handkerchief and wiped off the mud on the face of the "mermaid".

As Yunnagi cleaned up, that guy's face gradually revealed its original colors.After seeing the shiny Tsukiyo head and the face with eyes closed and tears in the corners of the eyes, Yunnai was taken aback for a moment, and then cried out in collapse.

"Young general... oh no, my lord general!?"

idiot!idiot!The three of them have been beating their heads with bug nets and punching and kicking, but it's actually the general!

Silence continued for a moment.

"General will general will general!?"

After the three people in Wanshiwu saw the young general's distressed face clearly, they backed up a few steps with pale faces, almost unable to stand still.Afterwards, the glasses boy took out his mobile phone tremblingly, and opened the noon news.

"Because of the positive effect of the 'ghost slayer effect' on the economy, the general visited Mermaid Forest at noon today and had a cordial conversation with the mermaid..."

The noon news broadcast sounded in the quiet forest.And at this time, how could Yunnai not understand what happened?

——The general just came to visit the mermaid forest today, and the three poor ghosts in Wanshiwu took the general who arrived in the mermaid forest as a mermaid!

Yun Nagi shook his hands, and gently put the young general on the ground to lie down in great pain, then silently unfolded the white handkerchief that he had just wiped the mud on his face, and gently covered his face.

Rest in peace, captain...

The three people in Wanshiwu were shaking like chaff.But at this time, a few faintly familiar voices came from the dense forest in the distance, coming from far and near.

A voice sounded very much like a gorilla: "I don't know what the general is doing now. He asked to go alone and meet the mermaid in person. He didn't let us follow in, but let us stand by. It's really uncomfortable after a long time." Don't worry."

The other one, who sounded like Suzumura 〇ichi, interfaced lightly: "If you are worried, let the deputy chief take a look alone, Kondo-san."

"Don't think that I don't know what your plan is." A hoarse smoke sounded, with disdain in it, "You want me to disturb the meeting between the general and the mermaid, and then be forced to seppuku for apology."

"Ah, I was seen through." Shaking S's regretful voice came over.

"..."

After hearing the word "harakiri", the expressions of Sakata Gintoki and his party were extremely ugly.And Yun Nagi's complexion is not too much compared to theirs.The four people who were facing each other just now looked at each other, and they all saw the same content in each other's eyes.

run.

The four threw down the general who was lying motionless on the ground with a white handkerchief covering his face, and tiptoed away from the scene of the crime.

Not long after that, ripples suddenly appeared on the calm lake.

A ripple cut through the water.It's getting closer, it's getting closer... With the sound of "crash", a black figure suddenly jumped out of the water.The shadow turned around in the air nimbly. 180°, 360°, 720°...Three and a half weeks in the air, perfect landing!

The spectacled crocodile, wearing small glasses and staring at the big innocent-looking (silly) eyes, held tea and snacks for hospitality, looked around happily for a while, and then showed confusion look.

"Hey, where did the general go?" the crocodile said to itself, touching the back of its head with its claws.

……

the next day.

Yunnai came to Wanshiwu on time like a few days ago.However, it was different from the night before, whether it was the silver curly hair, the Chinagirl with the ball head, or the walking human-shaped glasses frame, they all sat on the sofa blankly, staring at the news programs on the old small TV.

Yun Nagi glanced at the news subconsciously, and found that the content of the broadcast was the meeting between the general and the mermaid yesterday, and immediately watched it with bated breath.

The host was enthusiastically reporting the results of the meeting between the general and the mermaid.It is said that the two parties reached a consensus and decided to present the orangutan's "Tanjiro and Pillar" signed drawing as a bonus in the first week of the release of the next Silver Fuck movie version.

For some reason, until the end of the morning news, the host did not mention the fact that the general was beaten on the head with a bug net in Mermaid Forest, and then rubbed against the ground.

After turning off the TV, no one spoke.Silence lasted for a while.Then Silver Curly raised his head to look at Yunnai, with a flattering smile on his face.

"Unnagi, shall we go to the casino?" he said.