There are always monsters disturbing my study
Chapter 34 2 more in 1
When going to bed at night, Zhong Mengchen was still yelling.
The more he yelled, the angrier he became, and he became so angry that the little fox turned into a big fox, and the fur covered the whole bed, leaving only a small place for Yi Xiaoxuan to sleep.
Seeing Zhong Mengchen's childish way of venting his anger, Yi Xiaoxuan curled up silently in that small area, making a pitiful appearance of being squeezed and "tortured" by the big fox, in order to let the big fox calm down quickly.
The big fox's expression seemed to be very satisfied, completely unaware that Yi Xiaoxuan actually had a pretty heart about sleeping in the big fox's fur, and he didn't feel wronged at all.
When he woke up the next morning, the big fox had its belly up, and it was occupying the whole bed in all directions.Yi Xiaoxuan was resting on the big fox's front paw, surrounded by the big fox's tail, so hot that he kicked the quilt off.
So happy……
When Yi Xiaoxuan got up from the fur of the fox, he suddenly had this strange thought.
He has never had this kind of thought since he was a child.
Although he understands the meaning of "happiness", he has never experienced it himself.Even when grandpa was still there, he never expressed such emotion.
But today when he woke up from Mao Mao, he sighed uncontrollably in his heart.
Yi Xiaoxuan touched the big fox's long mouth, then touched the big fox's big ears, and finally reached out to stroke the big fox's big tail that trembled slightly with breathing.
The big fox seemed to be extremely tired, and he let Yi Xiaoxuan masturbate, still sleeping soundly with his eyes closed.
"Didn't you say that you have to have breakfast with me during this time and take me to the classroom?" Yi Xiaoxuan asked after he had had enough of the fox.
The big fox was still sleeping soundly with its eyes closed.
Yi Xiaoxuan touched the big fox's belly: "Get up."
The big fox ignored Yi Xiaoxuan and turned over.
Yi Xiaoxuan sighed.Zhong Mengchen is simply pretending to sleep, right?In order to be angry, even if you are slapped by yourself, you don't resist, and you have to pretend to sleep to the end?
"Then I'll go to class first, remember to go to the cafeteria to have breakfast by yourself after you wake up." Yi Xiaoxuan touched the big fox's ears again, and got up to wash.
After Yi Xiaoxuan got out of bed, the big fox pretending to be asleep opened one eye, and when Yi Xiaoxuan turned his head, he immediately closed his glasses again. It was not until Yi Xiaoxuan left the bedroom that he lingeringly got up, followed Yi Xiaoxuan went to wash up together.
Although I really want to sleep for a while to show that I am very angry, but Yi Xiaoxuan just inspired the golden light of merit yesterday, there will definitely be filth entangled, the big fox has to escort Yi Xiaoxuan, otherwise Yi Xiaoxuan will fall ill, I have to take care of him.
Yi Xiaoxuan heard the sound of the big fox getting out of bed, and when he turned his head, he saw that the big fox didn't know his current size at all, and when he went out of the bedroom door, his head was stuck in the door, and he was in a dilemma.
Big Fox: "..."
Yi Xiaoxuan: "..."
Yi Xiaoxuan covered his eyes with one hand: "I didn't see anything."
Big Fox: "..." Struggling hard, fluff flying around.
Yi Xiaoxuan opened his fingers: "Try to become smaller or human?"
Big Fox: "..." That's right!
Just woke up, his mind is confused!
The big fox immediately turned into Zhong Mengchen.
The two continued to look at each other.
"Uh...poof..." Yi Xiaoxuan covered his mouth, "I didn't laugh."
Zhong Mengchen said with a sullen face: "You are finished, I want to fight with you."
So after he sent Yi Xiaoxuan to the classroom, he actually sat on the seat honestly and seriously went to self-study in the morning.
Yi Xiaoxuan thought that Zhong Mengchen would disturb his study by sticking up his big tail like before.He is mentally prepared.
Unexpectedly, Zhong Mengchen not only didn't have a big tail to warn him, he didn't even show his ears, and he went to class honestly like an ordinary student.
Under the horrified eyes of the students around him, Zhong Mengchen finished his class all morning.This morning, when he answered any classmates who struck up a conversation with him, he just ignored Yi Xiaoxuan.
Yi Xiaoxuan: "..." Is it really a cold war?
"Xiaoxuan, what's the matter with you and the president? Why is he deliberately ignoring you?" Wang Ziyu saw the problem.
Zhong Mengchen's big fluffy ears finally popped out, turning twice like radar.
"Hmm... I made him angry." Yi Xiaoxuan said honestly.
Wang Ziyu rubbed Yi Xiaoxuan's hair: "What's the matter? If it's your fault, then apologize, if it's not your fault, then scold him!"
Hearing Wang Ziyu's motherly love, Yi Xiaoxuan's mouth twitched slightly: "It's my fault, I've already apologized. But just as he calmed down, I made him angry again."
Lu Ye complained in a low voice: "You are so powerful, you have repeatedly killed yourself. But this also shows that the relationship between the two of you is really good."
After Zhong Mengchen heard that his classmates found out that he had a cold war with Yi Xiaoxuan, he left contentedly and did not attend the afternoon class.
Only the head teacher who had class in the afternoon originally wanted to praise Zhong Mengchen who finally came to class, but as soon as he started class, he found that Zhong Mengchen had disappeared again, so he was so angry that he assigned an extra paper for the whole class.
Yi Xiaoxuan faced the resentful eyes of the whole class, his head almost dropped to his chest.
"Hurry up and make up with the president. You two quarreled, and the head teacher gave us the papers. What is this!" Lu Ye said angrily, "No! You take the papers back for him, and he has to do it too!"
Wang Ziyu asked: "Wouldn't the president be even more angry? Do you still want Xiaoxuan to continue to die?"
Lu Ye was troubled: "Indeed. Why do I feel like I'm giving advice to two couples who are at odds? It's very troublesome to do anything."
Wang Ziyu said with contempt: "You are wrong, you are really wrong."
Yi Xiaoxuan hurriedly wanted to defend himself, but he couldn't tell his friends why he made Zhong Mengchen angry, and could only be ridiculed by them silently.
……
Yi Xiaoxuan wanted to apologize to Zhong Mengchen again at night, hoping that Zhong Mengchen would not have a cold war with him in such a naive way, but got the news that Zhong Mengchen was on a business trip.
He thought about it, and Zhong Mengchen had indeed told him that he would be on a business trip for the next few days.
"Just pretend that I'm still in a cold war with you, and go out of town on purpose! When I come back, I'll spare you! (Papa Fox with a knife.jpg)"
When Yi Xiaoxuan saw the WeChat message sent by Zhong Mengchen, he laughed out loud.
After posting this sentence, Zhong Mengchen must not be angry anymore.
"Boss really dotes on you, even if he is angry, he will try not to hurt you." The brown-green chubby with the size of a fist on his shoulder opened his mouth and said, "If I make him angry, tsk tsk tsk, warning for selling trees!"
Yi Xiaoxuan felt warm in his heart.Indeed, Zhong Mengchen's so-called "cold war" and "anger" are indeed innocuous, as if he is trying to find a way out for himself.
"Zhong Mengchen has said so many times about selling trees, why don't you still take good care of you?" Yi Xiaoxuan spoke for Zhong Mengchen, "I heard from Zhu Yin that he will invite tree experts to do your physical examination every month."
"I'm Gumu! It's right to be well-raised!" Little Pang Jiu straightened out his fluffy chest, and put his wings on his hips.
Yi Xiaoxuan stretched out his fingers, stroked Xiaopangjiu's wings: "I never thought you could leave the body."
"It's all thanks to you." Xiaopangjiu spread his wings and patted Yi Xiaoxuan's fingers, "I may be the first ghost to transform into a real monster. So the boss asked me to protect you, don't let others The ghosts know that you have the effect of monk meat."
Tang monk meat... Yi Xiaoxuan said helplessly: "I don't think I'm that powerful. But if you keep following me, wouldn't the other ghosts immediately guess that your transformation has something to do with me?"
Little Pang Chiu's wings froze: "That's right. But the boss said so!"
"Ask Zhong Mengchen?" Yi Xiaoxuan asked.
Little Fat Chirp: "...why didn't you ask?"
Yi Xiaoxuan said: "Zhong Mengchen is still in a cold war with me, so he probably doesn't want to see my WeChat."
Xiao Pangjiu hesitated for a while, jumped to Yi Xiaoxuan's phone, stepped on the buttons with his little paw, and sent Zhong Mengchen a WeChat message with difficulty.
Zhong Mengchen was lying on a five-star high-end big bed waiting for Yi Xiaoxuan, unable to hold back his loneliness, to chat with him.He waited for a long time, and finally waited for Yi Xiaoxuan to send a message, but he raised his head and called him "Boss".
Zhong Mengchen frowned and read the whole wechat, and his thumbs pressed like flying: "Yi Xiaoxuan told you to ask, right? With your IQ, how could you ask such a question? Let Yi Xiaoxuan tell me. "
Xiaopangjiu jumped away from the phone: "You are lying, he obviously wants to talk to you."
Yi Xiaoxuan: "..." Tsundere Fox's mind is really hard to guess.
There is WiFi in Zhong Mengchen's big dormitory, in order to save phone charges, Yi Xiaoxuan directly initiates a WeChat call.
"You're questioning my decision again!" Zhong Mengchen started to get angry when he got on the phone.
Yi Xiaoxuan hurriedly said: "No, I just want to know what I need to do to avoid danger."
Zhong Mengchen was silent for a while, and said: "You are finally willing to think about this point, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations."
"Everyone in the Metaphysics Society knows about Xiang Huai's origin, and they also guessed that Zhong Ya is Xiang Huai's obsession. His transformation, others will not think of you. But I told the people in the Metaphysics Society that the newly transformed monster , staying by the side of people with great merit will be beneficial to walking on the right path in the future.”
"As for other monsters and ghosts, they didn't think so much. They only thought that you and I could survive the catastrophe, so I asked someone to protect you."
Yi Xiaoxuan hurriedly asked: "You once said that looking for me to make merit is just an excuse, but in fact you will not be in danger, right?"
Zhong Mengchen said unhappily: "Yes. But you also have to protect yourself, did you hear me! If you get a few more wounds on your body when I come back, I will really fight you to the end!"
"I know, I know, I will definitely take good care of myself." Yi Xiaoxuan heaved a sigh of relief.It's great that Zhong Mengchen won't encounter any catastrophe in the future.
Zhong Mengchen gave Yi Xiaoxuan a lot of advice, and then showed Yi Xiaoxuan how luxurious the hotel he was staying in, how delicious the food was, and promised to bring Yi Xiaoxuan special products when he came back.
Xiao Pang Jiu squatted on Yi Xiaoxuan's shoulder, staring at the smiling Yi Xiaoxuan with Doudou's eyes, always felt that this scene was weird.
The stubborn feathers on the top of Xiaopangjiu's head shook, and he finally understood what was wrong.
Yi Xiaoxuan's expression on answering the phone was quite similar to the puppy love student he saw hiding under his tree and making phone calls with his boyfriend and girlfriend.
The feathers on Xiaopangjiu's head trembled again, and his intuition made him shrink into a small ball.
Does he know too much?You won't be killed by the boss selling trees, right?
Maybe he was thinking too much?
……
Xiao Pangjiu is very curious about Yi Xiaoxuan's student life.After being asked by Zhong Mengchen to be Yi Xiaoxuan's bodyguard, he was almost inseparable from Yi Xiaoxuan, even in class, he pretended to jump on Yi Xiaoxuan's desk, looked down at Yi Xiaoxuan to take notes.
Only in English class, Xiao Pangjiu would fly from Yi Xiaoxuan's desk to the podium, trying to listen to Zhong Ya's class with his head up.
Yi Xiaoxuan thought, Xiang Huai's previous obsession was given by Xiang Lei, but Xiang Huai probably also liked Zhong Ya.
Although this like may not necessarily be love.
Zhong Ya didn't remember very clearly what happened back then. She almost forgot all the words Xiang Huai said about the spiritual world, and only remembered the incident of "Xiang Lei and Huai Shu gave birth to a son named Xiang Huai".
When Xiao Pangjiu heard these words, he fell straight from Yi Xiaoxuan's shoulders, and his whole body was stiff, as if he was dead.
"What are you holding?" Zhong Ya showed a curious expression like a little girl.
"The locust tree elf, he has turned into a bird." Yi Xiaoxuan didn't hide it from Zhong Ya.
Zhong Ya looked at Yi Xiaoxuan's hands with a smile: "What kind of bird is it?"
"Brown green, very round, like a plush pendant." Yi Xiaoxuan said, "It is said that when the leaves grow in spring, the color of his feathers will also change."
Zhong Ya took out her mobile phone, searched many photos of Xiaopangjiu, and asked one by one which one looked the most like Xiang Huai.
Looking at her kind look, it seems that she really treats Xiang Huai as her nephew.
Xiang Huai continued to play dead.
Yi Xiaoxuan shared this interesting story with Zhong Mengchen on WeChat, and Zhong Mengchen sent him an emoji of a fox being laughed to death.
"It's actually quite good to face Xiang Huai like this. He and Zhong Ya are destined to have no future. Now, quickly recognize this fact so that you can devote all your energy to building your homeland. Wouldn't it be good to find a monster bird girl or book girl of the same race as him? ? And the tree seems to be hermaphrodite, so he can pinch a girl for himself."
After reading the news from Zhong Mengchen, Xiang Huai completely closed himself off.
After a few minutes of self-isolation, Xiaopangjiu happily turned on Zhong Mengchen's game console, and started playing games with two bird claws in a very unscientific way.
It seems that compared to falling in love or not falling in love, it may be more important for Xiaopangjiu to leave the locust tree itself and experience all kinds of life that only human beings can freely experience.
In order to let Xiaopangjiu see more of human society, Yi Xiaoxuan changed his style of being a domineering nerd, and would choose one day every weekend to visit the city.
From remote alleys to famous landmarks, from ordinary small parks to famous scenic spots that can be directly reached by buses and subways... Even though the end of the semester is approaching, Yi Xiaoxuan "wasted" time on things that had nothing to do with studying.
At the invitation of Lu Ye, he stayed at Lu Ye's house for one night and ate freshly baked bread and cakes.Little Pang Jiu took a bite of the freshly baked dessert, then rolled it on the ground, took a bite, and rolled it again, his appearance was so cute that Yi Xiaoxuan couldn't help but took several photos of him.
Lu Ye thought that Yi Xiaoxuan was just taking pictures of desserts, but Zhong Mengchen could see the little fat boy in the photo.
Zhu Yin sent a message saying that he could see the little fat bird in the photo even with special glasses.
"This is the locust tree elf from our school? It's so cute, ask him if he needs me to draw him an emoji!"
It was only then that Yi Xiaoxuan found out that it turned out that the expression pack of the fox was drawn by Zhu Yin.One of Zhu Yin's original dreams was to become a cartoonist.
"Now he is a painter of emoji packs, but this can also make money, rounded up to the same level as a cartoonist." Zhong Mengchen sent Yi Xiaoxuan Zhu Yin's Taobao website, and asked Yi Xiaoxuan to choose gifts by himself, as if Zhu Yin gave them to him. His gift is free of money.
Seeing the very good sales of Baba Fox products on the shelves of the online store, Yi Xiaoxuan almost couldn't hold back his hand to place an order.
If he hadn't thought that if he placed the order, Zhu Yin would definitely not take his money, so he would have gritted his teeth and bought it for living expenses.
Zhong Mengchen thought that Yi Xiaoxuan didn't like the surroundings of Papa Fox: "That's right, you have genuine foxes to play with, so what do you want with Papa Fox?"
Yi Xiaoxuan wants to ask, can you let me masturbate casually without being arrogant?
But if he asked, the fox probably wouldn't let him masturbate.
When talking about emoticons, Zhu Yin told Yi Xiaoxuan that he was planning to give up this hobby after joining the Metaphysics Society, but Zhong Mengchen always asked him to hand-paint emoticons, and he continued to draw more and more emoticons. Then the shop opened.
"Did brother do it on purpose?" Zhu Yin asked in a message, "My parents let me think for myself, and I asked brother, oh, he would only be sarcastic."
Yi Xiaoxuan thought of Zhong Mengchen's tough-mouthed and soft-hearted character, and said: "It should be. You can try to draw a cartoon of the fox on Weibo and show him, he will be very happy."
Zhu Yin sent an "OK".He originally had this idea, but he was afraid of being beaten to death by Brother Fox.
Yi Xiaoxuan stretched out his finger, poked it and didn't know where to put the pastry he ate, the volume didn't change at all, little fat chirp.
Although Xiaopangjiu is also very good at poking, but at night without the fox's big tail to hug him, he felt a little cold under the covers.
I don't know when Zhong Mengchen will return from his business trip.
……
Zhong Mengchen's business trip this time was very long.
At least in Yi Xiaoxuan's view, it was very long.
When the head teacher learned that Zhong Mengchen hadn't come to take the final exam, he was so angry that he almost scratched the few hairs in the Mediterranean.
No matter how other teachers persuaded him, the head teacher still refused to give up the idea of persuading Zhong Mengchen to study hard, and not to waste three years of good study time just because he was recommended.
When the head teacher was complaining to the principal, Yi Xiaoxuan was helping the head teacher correct homework after class.
The principal blinked at Yi Xiaoxuan, showing a "you know, I know" expression.
Yi Xiaoxuan sighed in his heart.What do you know and what do I know?Zhong Mengchen didn't come to take the final exam, did he go to save the world?
The results of the final exam were released soon, and Yi Xiaoxuan scored 120 three points in the English test for the first time. Zhong Ya was so happy that he invited Yi Xiaoxuan to have a buffet meal of 500 yuan per person.
When Yi Xiaoxuan knew the price, he almost turned around and left in fright.
"My salary is high, so I can eat whatever I want!" Zhong Ya lowered her voice, "What's more, three of us eat two's money, and we make money!"
Three people eat two people's money... Yi Xiaoxuan looked down at Xiao Pang Jiu who was bouncing on the table.
He thought, Xiaopangjiu probably couldn't eat as much as one person, right?Unless Zhong Mengchen appears now, he can only eat food for one person.
Xiao Pangjiu saw the suspicion in Yi Xiaoxuan's eyes, and puffed up his fluffy chest angrily: "I can eat it!"
Yi Xiaoxuan: "...Well, come on."
Zhong Ya stared at the empty desktop, showing a loving smile like an elder.
After the buffet, Zhong Ya was picked up by a young adult male.
After the adult man received Zhong Ya, he immediately put the scarf around Zhong Ya's neck, then took Zhong Ya's bag and put it on his shoulders.
"I'll take you back to school first." The man smiled brightly.Yi Xiaoxuan saw dots of light around his body.
Ever since Yi Xiaoxuan passively used the golden light of merit once, he can see the golden light and mist on other people.
A person with light, at least he has never done anything wrong in his life.
"No need, I'm going to the supermarket to buy something." Yi Xiaoxuan guessed that this man might be Zhong Ya's boyfriend, and hurriedly said that he was not a light bulb, "I'll take a taxi back later."
During the final exam, students do not forget to gossip.The fact that Mr. Zhong's blind date went well has been spread among the classmates, and they don't know where they got the news.
The man asked Zhong Ya, and after Zhong Ya agreed, he left his phone number and asked Yi Xiaoxuan to call him if he was in trouble.
"That person is nice, Zhong Ya will be happy, right?" Xiaopangjiu said suddenly after Zhong Ya and her boyfriend walked out of sight.
"Yeah." Yi Xiaoxuan said, "The monitor said that if he treats Teacher Zhong badly, all the students in the class will come and beat him up."
After Mr. Zhong changed his teaching method, he became more and more popular with the students in the class. He became a heart-to-heart friend with almost everyone in the class, and the class teacher was always jealous.
Class teacher: Can't I be your friend?
Students: You are too old to be my friend.
The head teacher was very angry and assigned an extra test paper to the students.
"Boss said that human beings will handle the affairs of human beings themselves, and there is no need for monsters to point fingers." Xiaopangjiu said again.
"But you can always care about her." Yi Xiaoxuan has a different idea from Zhong Mengchen, "I can help you convey your concern to her. For example, send her a branch of Sophora japonica in spring?"
Xiaopangjiu nodded: "Huai Mi is delicious!"
Yi Xiaoxuan couldn't laugh or cry: "You are obviously a tree, why do you want to eat it so much?"
"When I was a tree, I could only drink water and eat soil." Xiaopangjiu said aggrievedly.
Yi Xiaoxuan sympathized: "I will take you to eat more delicious things in the future."
Although Xiaopangjiu can't leave this city even if he transforms, but this city can eat (not authentic) specialties from all over the world, which is enough for Xiaopangjiu to fight his teeth.
After he finished chatting with Xiaopangjiu in the empty fire corridor outside the toilet of the mall, he walked into the mall and decided to really go to the supermarket to get some groceries when the phone rang.
"Hello, Zhong Mengchen?" Yi Xiaoxuan asked, "Have you finished your business trip? The final exams are over, and the old class complained severely to you in front of the principal."
"It's over. Turn back."
Yi Xiaoxuan held up the phone and turned around in a daze.
Zhong Mengchen stood on the opposite side of the escalator, with an expression of not waking up, and waved his hand lazily.
Yi Xiaoxuan hurriedly hung up the phone, trotted a few steps around the escalator: "Why are you here?"
"I can sense where he and you are." Zhong Mengchen poked Xiaopangjiu off Yi Xiaoxuan's shoulder with a finger, then untied his scarf, and wrapped it around Yi Xiaoxuan's neck indiscriminately, "You Aren’t you afraid of the cold? Why don’t you even wear a scarf? What do you do if you catch a cold? Do you want me to take care of you when you’re sick? Dreaming!”
"I left in a hurry, I forgot." Yi Xiaoxuan laughed.
Little Fatty Chirp fluttered his two little wings, and flew up in a wronged way, and stood on Yi Xiaoxuan's other shoulder.
Yi Xiaoxuan didn't reach out to catch himself, you were not like this before!
The more he yelled, the angrier he became, and he became so angry that the little fox turned into a big fox, and the fur covered the whole bed, leaving only a small place for Yi Xiaoxuan to sleep.
Seeing Zhong Mengchen's childish way of venting his anger, Yi Xiaoxuan curled up silently in that small area, making a pitiful appearance of being squeezed and "tortured" by the big fox, in order to let the big fox calm down quickly.
The big fox's expression seemed to be very satisfied, completely unaware that Yi Xiaoxuan actually had a pretty heart about sleeping in the big fox's fur, and he didn't feel wronged at all.
When he woke up the next morning, the big fox had its belly up, and it was occupying the whole bed in all directions.Yi Xiaoxuan was resting on the big fox's front paw, surrounded by the big fox's tail, so hot that he kicked the quilt off.
So happy……
When Yi Xiaoxuan got up from the fur of the fox, he suddenly had this strange thought.
He has never had this kind of thought since he was a child.
Although he understands the meaning of "happiness", he has never experienced it himself.Even when grandpa was still there, he never expressed such emotion.
But today when he woke up from Mao Mao, he sighed uncontrollably in his heart.
Yi Xiaoxuan touched the big fox's long mouth, then touched the big fox's big ears, and finally reached out to stroke the big fox's big tail that trembled slightly with breathing.
The big fox seemed to be extremely tired, and he let Yi Xiaoxuan masturbate, still sleeping soundly with his eyes closed.
"Didn't you say that you have to have breakfast with me during this time and take me to the classroom?" Yi Xiaoxuan asked after he had had enough of the fox.
The big fox was still sleeping soundly with its eyes closed.
Yi Xiaoxuan touched the big fox's belly: "Get up."
The big fox ignored Yi Xiaoxuan and turned over.
Yi Xiaoxuan sighed.Zhong Mengchen is simply pretending to sleep, right?In order to be angry, even if you are slapped by yourself, you don't resist, and you have to pretend to sleep to the end?
"Then I'll go to class first, remember to go to the cafeteria to have breakfast by yourself after you wake up." Yi Xiaoxuan touched the big fox's ears again, and got up to wash.
After Yi Xiaoxuan got out of bed, the big fox pretending to be asleep opened one eye, and when Yi Xiaoxuan turned his head, he immediately closed his glasses again. It was not until Yi Xiaoxuan left the bedroom that he lingeringly got up, followed Yi Xiaoxuan went to wash up together.
Although I really want to sleep for a while to show that I am very angry, but Yi Xiaoxuan just inspired the golden light of merit yesterday, there will definitely be filth entangled, the big fox has to escort Yi Xiaoxuan, otherwise Yi Xiaoxuan will fall ill, I have to take care of him.
Yi Xiaoxuan heard the sound of the big fox getting out of bed, and when he turned his head, he saw that the big fox didn't know his current size at all, and when he went out of the bedroom door, his head was stuck in the door, and he was in a dilemma.
Big Fox: "..."
Yi Xiaoxuan: "..."
Yi Xiaoxuan covered his eyes with one hand: "I didn't see anything."
Big Fox: "..." Struggling hard, fluff flying around.
Yi Xiaoxuan opened his fingers: "Try to become smaller or human?"
Big Fox: "..." That's right!
Just woke up, his mind is confused!
The big fox immediately turned into Zhong Mengchen.
The two continued to look at each other.
"Uh...poof..." Yi Xiaoxuan covered his mouth, "I didn't laugh."
Zhong Mengchen said with a sullen face: "You are finished, I want to fight with you."
So after he sent Yi Xiaoxuan to the classroom, he actually sat on the seat honestly and seriously went to self-study in the morning.
Yi Xiaoxuan thought that Zhong Mengchen would disturb his study by sticking up his big tail like before.He is mentally prepared.
Unexpectedly, Zhong Mengchen not only didn't have a big tail to warn him, he didn't even show his ears, and he went to class honestly like an ordinary student.
Under the horrified eyes of the students around him, Zhong Mengchen finished his class all morning.This morning, when he answered any classmates who struck up a conversation with him, he just ignored Yi Xiaoxuan.
Yi Xiaoxuan: "..." Is it really a cold war?
"Xiaoxuan, what's the matter with you and the president? Why is he deliberately ignoring you?" Wang Ziyu saw the problem.
Zhong Mengchen's big fluffy ears finally popped out, turning twice like radar.
"Hmm... I made him angry." Yi Xiaoxuan said honestly.
Wang Ziyu rubbed Yi Xiaoxuan's hair: "What's the matter? If it's your fault, then apologize, if it's not your fault, then scold him!"
Hearing Wang Ziyu's motherly love, Yi Xiaoxuan's mouth twitched slightly: "It's my fault, I've already apologized. But just as he calmed down, I made him angry again."
Lu Ye complained in a low voice: "You are so powerful, you have repeatedly killed yourself. But this also shows that the relationship between the two of you is really good."
After Zhong Mengchen heard that his classmates found out that he had a cold war with Yi Xiaoxuan, he left contentedly and did not attend the afternoon class.
Only the head teacher who had class in the afternoon originally wanted to praise Zhong Mengchen who finally came to class, but as soon as he started class, he found that Zhong Mengchen had disappeared again, so he was so angry that he assigned an extra paper for the whole class.
Yi Xiaoxuan faced the resentful eyes of the whole class, his head almost dropped to his chest.
"Hurry up and make up with the president. You two quarreled, and the head teacher gave us the papers. What is this!" Lu Ye said angrily, "No! You take the papers back for him, and he has to do it too!"
Wang Ziyu asked: "Wouldn't the president be even more angry? Do you still want Xiaoxuan to continue to die?"
Lu Ye was troubled: "Indeed. Why do I feel like I'm giving advice to two couples who are at odds? It's very troublesome to do anything."
Wang Ziyu said with contempt: "You are wrong, you are really wrong."
Yi Xiaoxuan hurriedly wanted to defend himself, but he couldn't tell his friends why he made Zhong Mengchen angry, and could only be ridiculed by them silently.
……
Yi Xiaoxuan wanted to apologize to Zhong Mengchen again at night, hoping that Zhong Mengchen would not have a cold war with him in such a naive way, but got the news that Zhong Mengchen was on a business trip.
He thought about it, and Zhong Mengchen had indeed told him that he would be on a business trip for the next few days.
"Just pretend that I'm still in a cold war with you, and go out of town on purpose! When I come back, I'll spare you! (Papa Fox with a knife.jpg)"
When Yi Xiaoxuan saw the WeChat message sent by Zhong Mengchen, he laughed out loud.
After posting this sentence, Zhong Mengchen must not be angry anymore.
"Boss really dotes on you, even if he is angry, he will try not to hurt you." The brown-green chubby with the size of a fist on his shoulder opened his mouth and said, "If I make him angry, tsk tsk tsk, warning for selling trees!"
Yi Xiaoxuan felt warm in his heart.Indeed, Zhong Mengchen's so-called "cold war" and "anger" are indeed innocuous, as if he is trying to find a way out for himself.
"Zhong Mengchen has said so many times about selling trees, why don't you still take good care of you?" Yi Xiaoxuan spoke for Zhong Mengchen, "I heard from Zhu Yin that he will invite tree experts to do your physical examination every month."
"I'm Gumu! It's right to be well-raised!" Little Pang Jiu straightened out his fluffy chest, and put his wings on his hips.
Yi Xiaoxuan stretched out his fingers, stroked Xiaopangjiu's wings: "I never thought you could leave the body."
"It's all thanks to you." Xiaopangjiu spread his wings and patted Yi Xiaoxuan's fingers, "I may be the first ghost to transform into a real monster. So the boss asked me to protect you, don't let others The ghosts know that you have the effect of monk meat."
Tang monk meat... Yi Xiaoxuan said helplessly: "I don't think I'm that powerful. But if you keep following me, wouldn't the other ghosts immediately guess that your transformation has something to do with me?"
Little Pang Chiu's wings froze: "That's right. But the boss said so!"
"Ask Zhong Mengchen?" Yi Xiaoxuan asked.
Little Fat Chirp: "...why didn't you ask?"
Yi Xiaoxuan said: "Zhong Mengchen is still in a cold war with me, so he probably doesn't want to see my WeChat."
Xiao Pangjiu hesitated for a while, jumped to Yi Xiaoxuan's phone, stepped on the buttons with his little paw, and sent Zhong Mengchen a WeChat message with difficulty.
Zhong Mengchen was lying on a five-star high-end big bed waiting for Yi Xiaoxuan, unable to hold back his loneliness, to chat with him.He waited for a long time, and finally waited for Yi Xiaoxuan to send a message, but he raised his head and called him "Boss".
Zhong Mengchen frowned and read the whole wechat, and his thumbs pressed like flying: "Yi Xiaoxuan told you to ask, right? With your IQ, how could you ask such a question? Let Yi Xiaoxuan tell me. "
Xiaopangjiu jumped away from the phone: "You are lying, he obviously wants to talk to you."
Yi Xiaoxuan: "..." Tsundere Fox's mind is really hard to guess.
There is WiFi in Zhong Mengchen's big dormitory, in order to save phone charges, Yi Xiaoxuan directly initiates a WeChat call.
"You're questioning my decision again!" Zhong Mengchen started to get angry when he got on the phone.
Yi Xiaoxuan hurriedly said: "No, I just want to know what I need to do to avoid danger."
Zhong Mengchen was silent for a while, and said: "You are finally willing to think about this point, congratulations, congratulations, congratulations."
"Everyone in the Metaphysics Society knows about Xiang Huai's origin, and they also guessed that Zhong Ya is Xiang Huai's obsession. His transformation, others will not think of you. But I told the people in the Metaphysics Society that the newly transformed monster , staying by the side of people with great merit will be beneficial to walking on the right path in the future.”
"As for other monsters and ghosts, they didn't think so much. They only thought that you and I could survive the catastrophe, so I asked someone to protect you."
Yi Xiaoxuan hurriedly asked: "You once said that looking for me to make merit is just an excuse, but in fact you will not be in danger, right?"
Zhong Mengchen said unhappily: "Yes. But you also have to protect yourself, did you hear me! If you get a few more wounds on your body when I come back, I will really fight you to the end!"
"I know, I know, I will definitely take good care of myself." Yi Xiaoxuan heaved a sigh of relief.It's great that Zhong Mengchen won't encounter any catastrophe in the future.
Zhong Mengchen gave Yi Xiaoxuan a lot of advice, and then showed Yi Xiaoxuan how luxurious the hotel he was staying in, how delicious the food was, and promised to bring Yi Xiaoxuan special products when he came back.
Xiao Pang Jiu squatted on Yi Xiaoxuan's shoulder, staring at the smiling Yi Xiaoxuan with Doudou's eyes, always felt that this scene was weird.
The stubborn feathers on the top of Xiaopangjiu's head shook, and he finally understood what was wrong.
Yi Xiaoxuan's expression on answering the phone was quite similar to the puppy love student he saw hiding under his tree and making phone calls with his boyfriend and girlfriend.
The feathers on Xiaopangjiu's head trembled again, and his intuition made him shrink into a small ball.
Does he know too much?You won't be killed by the boss selling trees, right?
Maybe he was thinking too much?
……
Xiao Pangjiu is very curious about Yi Xiaoxuan's student life.After being asked by Zhong Mengchen to be Yi Xiaoxuan's bodyguard, he was almost inseparable from Yi Xiaoxuan, even in class, he pretended to jump on Yi Xiaoxuan's desk, looked down at Yi Xiaoxuan to take notes.
Only in English class, Xiao Pangjiu would fly from Yi Xiaoxuan's desk to the podium, trying to listen to Zhong Ya's class with his head up.
Yi Xiaoxuan thought, Xiang Huai's previous obsession was given by Xiang Lei, but Xiang Huai probably also liked Zhong Ya.
Although this like may not necessarily be love.
Zhong Ya didn't remember very clearly what happened back then. She almost forgot all the words Xiang Huai said about the spiritual world, and only remembered the incident of "Xiang Lei and Huai Shu gave birth to a son named Xiang Huai".
When Xiao Pangjiu heard these words, he fell straight from Yi Xiaoxuan's shoulders, and his whole body was stiff, as if he was dead.
"What are you holding?" Zhong Ya showed a curious expression like a little girl.
"The locust tree elf, he has turned into a bird." Yi Xiaoxuan didn't hide it from Zhong Ya.
Zhong Ya looked at Yi Xiaoxuan's hands with a smile: "What kind of bird is it?"
"Brown green, very round, like a plush pendant." Yi Xiaoxuan said, "It is said that when the leaves grow in spring, the color of his feathers will also change."
Zhong Ya took out her mobile phone, searched many photos of Xiaopangjiu, and asked one by one which one looked the most like Xiang Huai.
Looking at her kind look, it seems that she really treats Xiang Huai as her nephew.
Xiang Huai continued to play dead.
Yi Xiaoxuan shared this interesting story with Zhong Mengchen on WeChat, and Zhong Mengchen sent him an emoji of a fox being laughed to death.
"It's actually quite good to face Xiang Huai like this. He and Zhong Ya are destined to have no future. Now, quickly recognize this fact so that you can devote all your energy to building your homeland. Wouldn't it be good to find a monster bird girl or book girl of the same race as him? ? And the tree seems to be hermaphrodite, so he can pinch a girl for himself."
After reading the news from Zhong Mengchen, Xiang Huai completely closed himself off.
After a few minutes of self-isolation, Xiaopangjiu happily turned on Zhong Mengchen's game console, and started playing games with two bird claws in a very unscientific way.
It seems that compared to falling in love or not falling in love, it may be more important for Xiaopangjiu to leave the locust tree itself and experience all kinds of life that only human beings can freely experience.
In order to let Xiaopangjiu see more of human society, Yi Xiaoxuan changed his style of being a domineering nerd, and would choose one day every weekend to visit the city.
From remote alleys to famous landmarks, from ordinary small parks to famous scenic spots that can be directly reached by buses and subways... Even though the end of the semester is approaching, Yi Xiaoxuan "wasted" time on things that had nothing to do with studying.
At the invitation of Lu Ye, he stayed at Lu Ye's house for one night and ate freshly baked bread and cakes.Little Pang Jiu took a bite of the freshly baked dessert, then rolled it on the ground, took a bite, and rolled it again, his appearance was so cute that Yi Xiaoxuan couldn't help but took several photos of him.
Lu Ye thought that Yi Xiaoxuan was just taking pictures of desserts, but Zhong Mengchen could see the little fat boy in the photo.
Zhu Yin sent a message saying that he could see the little fat bird in the photo even with special glasses.
"This is the locust tree elf from our school? It's so cute, ask him if he needs me to draw him an emoji!"
It was only then that Yi Xiaoxuan found out that it turned out that the expression pack of the fox was drawn by Zhu Yin.One of Zhu Yin's original dreams was to become a cartoonist.
"Now he is a painter of emoji packs, but this can also make money, rounded up to the same level as a cartoonist." Zhong Mengchen sent Yi Xiaoxuan Zhu Yin's Taobao website, and asked Yi Xiaoxuan to choose gifts by himself, as if Zhu Yin gave them to him. His gift is free of money.
Seeing the very good sales of Baba Fox products on the shelves of the online store, Yi Xiaoxuan almost couldn't hold back his hand to place an order.
If he hadn't thought that if he placed the order, Zhu Yin would definitely not take his money, so he would have gritted his teeth and bought it for living expenses.
Zhong Mengchen thought that Yi Xiaoxuan didn't like the surroundings of Papa Fox: "That's right, you have genuine foxes to play with, so what do you want with Papa Fox?"
Yi Xiaoxuan wants to ask, can you let me masturbate casually without being arrogant?
But if he asked, the fox probably wouldn't let him masturbate.
When talking about emoticons, Zhu Yin told Yi Xiaoxuan that he was planning to give up this hobby after joining the Metaphysics Society, but Zhong Mengchen always asked him to hand-paint emoticons, and he continued to draw more and more emoticons. Then the shop opened.
"Did brother do it on purpose?" Zhu Yin asked in a message, "My parents let me think for myself, and I asked brother, oh, he would only be sarcastic."
Yi Xiaoxuan thought of Zhong Mengchen's tough-mouthed and soft-hearted character, and said: "It should be. You can try to draw a cartoon of the fox on Weibo and show him, he will be very happy."
Zhu Yin sent an "OK".He originally had this idea, but he was afraid of being beaten to death by Brother Fox.
Yi Xiaoxuan stretched out his finger, poked it and didn't know where to put the pastry he ate, the volume didn't change at all, little fat chirp.
Although Xiaopangjiu is also very good at poking, but at night without the fox's big tail to hug him, he felt a little cold under the covers.
I don't know when Zhong Mengchen will return from his business trip.
……
Zhong Mengchen's business trip this time was very long.
At least in Yi Xiaoxuan's view, it was very long.
When the head teacher learned that Zhong Mengchen hadn't come to take the final exam, he was so angry that he almost scratched the few hairs in the Mediterranean.
No matter how other teachers persuaded him, the head teacher still refused to give up the idea of persuading Zhong Mengchen to study hard, and not to waste three years of good study time just because he was recommended.
When the head teacher was complaining to the principal, Yi Xiaoxuan was helping the head teacher correct homework after class.
The principal blinked at Yi Xiaoxuan, showing a "you know, I know" expression.
Yi Xiaoxuan sighed in his heart.What do you know and what do I know?Zhong Mengchen didn't come to take the final exam, did he go to save the world?
The results of the final exam were released soon, and Yi Xiaoxuan scored 120 three points in the English test for the first time. Zhong Ya was so happy that he invited Yi Xiaoxuan to have a buffet meal of 500 yuan per person.
When Yi Xiaoxuan knew the price, he almost turned around and left in fright.
"My salary is high, so I can eat whatever I want!" Zhong Ya lowered her voice, "What's more, three of us eat two's money, and we make money!"
Three people eat two people's money... Yi Xiaoxuan looked down at Xiao Pang Jiu who was bouncing on the table.
He thought, Xiaopangjiu probably couldn't eat as much as one person, right?Unless Zhong Mengchen appears now, he can only eat food for one person.
Xiao Pangjiu saw the suspicion in Yi Xiaoxuan's eyes, and puffed up his fluffy chest angrily: "I can eat it!"
Yi Xiaoxuan: "...Well, come on."
Zhong Ya stared at the empty desktop, showing a loving smile like an elder.
After the buffet, Zhong Ya was picked up by a young adult male.
After the adult man received Zhong Ya, he immediately put the scarf around Zhong Ya's neck, then took Zhong Ya's bag and put it on his shoulders.
"I'll take you back to school first." The man smiled brightly.Yi Xiaoxuan saw dots of light around his body.
Ever since Yi Xiaoxuan passively used the golden light of merit once, he can see the golden light and mist on other people.
A person with light, at least he has never done anything wrong in his life.
"No need, I'm going to the supermarket to buy something." Yi Xiaoxuan guessed that this man might be Zhong Ya's boyfriend, and hurriedly said that he was not a light bulb, "I'll take a taxi back later."
During the final exam, students do not forget to gossip.The fact that Mr. Zhong's blind date went well has been spread among the classmates, and they don't know where they got the news.
The man asked Zhong Ya, and after Zhong Ya agreed, he left his phone number and asked Yi Xiaoxuan to call him if he was in trouble.
"That person is nice, Zhong Ya will be happy, right?" Xiaopangjiu said suddenly after Zhong Ya and her boyfriend walked out of sight.
"Yeah." Yi Xiaoxuan said, "The monitor said that if he treats Teacher Zhong badly, all the students in the class will come and beat him up."
After Mr. Zhong changed his teaching method, he became more and more popular with the students in the class. He became a heart-to-heart friend with almost everyone in the class, and the class teacher was always jealous.
Class teacher: Can't I be your friend?
Students: You are too old to be my friend.
The head teacher was very angry and assigned an extra test paper to the students.
"Boss said that human beings will handle the affairs of human beings themselves, and there is no need for monsters to point fingers." Xiaopangjiu said again.
"But you can always care about her." Yi Xiaoxuan has a different idea from Zhong Mengchen, "I can help you convey your concern to her. For example, send her a branch of Sophora japonica in spring?"
Xiaopangjiu nodded: "Huai Mi is delicious!"
Yi Xiaoxuan couldn't laugh or cry: "You are obviously a tree, why do you want to eat it so much?"
"When I was a tree, I could only drink water and eat soil." Xiaopangjiu said aggrievedly.
Yi Xiaoxuan sympathized: "I will take you to eat more delicious things in the future."
Although Xiaopangjiu can't leave this city even if he transforms, but this city can eat (not authentic) specialties from all over the world, which is enough for Xiaopangjiu to fight his teeth.
After he finished chatting with Xiaopangjiu in the empty fire corridor outside the toilet of the mall, he walked into the mall and decided to really go to the supermarket to get some groceries when the phone rang.
"Hello, Zhong Mengchen?" Yi Xiaoxuan asked, "Have you finished your business trip? The final exams are over, and the old class complained severely to you in front of the principal."
"It's over. Turn back."
Yi Xiaoxuan held up the phone and turned around in a daze.
Zhong Mengchen stood on the opposite side of the escalator, with an expression of not waking up, and waved his hand lazily.
Yi Xiaoxuan hurriedly hung up the phone, trotted a few steps around the escalator: "Why are you here?"
"I can sense where he and you are." Zhong Mengchen poked Xiaopangjiu off Yi Xiaoxuan's shoulder with a finger, then untied his scarf, and wrapped it around Yi Xiaoxuan's neck indiscriminately, "You Aren’t you afraid of the cold? Why don’t you even wear a scarf? What do you do if you catch a cold? Do you want me to take care of you when you’re sick? Dreaming!”
"I left in a hurry, I forgot." Yi Xiaoxuan laughed.
Little Fatty Chirp fluttered his two little wings, and flew up in a wronged way, and stood on Yi Xiaoxuan's other shoulder.
Yi Xiaoxuan didn't reach out to catch himself, you were not like this before!
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