Did the little scumbag lose his horse today?

Q: What are your names?

Yuan: Yuan Run.

Road: The road is far away.

Q: Occupation?

Yuan: An idler.

Lu: In charge of the demon world.

Q: What are your respective ages?

Yuan: [-] years old.

Lu: Seventeen thousand years old.

Yuan: (surprised) Aren't you about my age?You were a teenager when we first met!How are you so old?Did you lie about your age?

Lu: No, plus the time I was still in the egg, my brother Jin Hong and I are the same age.

Yuan: (mumbling) Then you are not going to force me to call you brother...

Lu: (petitiously) Call me brother.

Yuan: (gets rid of the salty pig's hands) Don't!

Q: What strengths do you think your partner has?

Yuan: Handsome, strong, calm, witty, when you are with him, you can be mindless, he will arrange everything.

Lu: cute, kind, and soft.

Q: Huh?In the end, it seemed that something strange was mixed in.

Yuan: (angry) Can you explain clearly what you mean? !

Q: Maybe there is a disadvantage of hating each other?

Yuan: I like to hold on, hide things, and never tell me anything.

Lu: I don't hate Ah Run's shortcomings, even when he's plotting against me, he's very pretty.

Q: How did the two meet?

Yuan: Just... I wanted to steal something, stepped on it several times and waited for him to appear.

Lu: There is a little fox who comes to me all the time to step on the spot, and there is also Yazi who is not very smart...but he is kind of cute, so I have noticed him since then.

Q: Which party confessed first?

Yuan: Of course it's me!

Lu: It's me.

Q: How about you fight first?

Lu: (Threatening) Do you want me to hurt my wife?

Q: (Humble) No, no... I'd better ask the next question.

Q: Do you two have any common hobbies in life?

Yuan: There are so many, eat delicious food, and travel to the Six Realms!And sleep, it would be great if I can sleep until I wake up naturally, but (spreading hands) the quality of sleep has really dropped a lot now, so I really want to have a good sleep.

Lu: sleep.

Q: Huh?Don't you two mean the same thing when you say sleep?

Lu: Probably not the same meaning.

Yuan: (quickly) Next question!

Q: How do you call each other?

Yuan: Ah Cheng, Xiu Yuan, bastard, hooligan, Deng Tuzi.

Lu: Arun, madam.

Q: How would you like to be called by each other?

Yuan: Whatever...

Lu: (seriously) Husband.

Yuan: Cough...

Q: As we all know, after the Sanshengjing catastrophe, the demon queen—can I call it that?The demon queen once had a pregnancy phenomenon, but everyone is not very clear about the specific situation. Can you disclose it to everyone here?

Yuan: Ah... this, actually, is... Jun Lingyu was eaten by me... This is an oolong incident, there is nothing to say.

Lu: No.If Madam just ate Jun Lingyu, it would be fine, but we were too excited after returning home that day, so (crossed out) many times, if the dragon's (crossed out) entered into Madam's (crossed out), it would make the dragon's saint Wujun Lingyu changed, and finally a soul-like creature was born.

Q: So, theoretically speaking, Po is also the crystallization of your love?

Yuan: (face flushed)...

Lu: Yes, if you take good care of it, the po can also give birth to a sapient one in the future. We have given it two names, and we will decide whether it will be a boy or a girl in the future.

Yuan:!It may not be possible to give birth to wisdom!

Lu: If this doesn’t work, let’s (cross out) a few more times to give birth to one that can produce spiritual intelligence.

Yuan: Unilaterally announced that she has given birth to Lingzhi, a daughter!

Q: Now that we have mentioned this, can I ask how often you two live together as a couple?

Yuan: ...two or three times.

Lu: Just to add, two or three times a night.

Q: Huh?It's not the same as I imagined. Many pure love novels start seven times. I thought being a dragon has a racial advantage?

Lu: (seriously) Please take out a responsible time investigation report to see if each time they have more than one hour.Besides, if Madam didn’t keep saying that she couldn’t bear it, I could actually add it a few more times, but Madam cried and said every time (crossed out)…

Yuan: Shut up!next question!

Q: According to the gossip provided by Wen Ran Xingjun, the founder of Tianting Daily, Yaojun is actually the son of the White Emperor of Heaven, right?How has this relationship changed your life?

Yuan: Ah, this one.In fact, I think it's very good, so the relationship between the heaven and the demon world will be better, and there will be no more wars.And my sister-in-law—can I say that?It’s Xiuyuan’s brother, Jinhong’s partner Muyao and I have become very close because of this relationship~ We often make appointments to drink tea, chat and hang out together, and if we have conflicts with Xiuyuan, we will go to Muyao to play , Let's talk bad things together.

Lu: What bad things did you say about me?

Yuan: (perfunctory) Nothing, you misheard.The host asked you a question and you haven't answered it yet!

Lu: ...The relationship with Baidi did not bring any change to my life.If I have to say it, it is that Baidi is a bit annoying, always wanting me to go to heaven, saying that there is my home.

Q: In theory, heaven is your home?

Lu: (with bad eyes) Eldest brother stayed in the heaven because of his responsibility. My mother died because of Baidi.

Q: (shuddering) Well, then let's move on to the next question...

Q: The information we know here is that the two are reunited after a broken mirror, right?At the beginning, the fox clan was kicked out of the demon world because the two broke up. Is there such a saying?

Yuan: Yes!There is such a thing!This fellow bears vengeance!

Lu: ...I want to explain.In fact, it has been a long time since I found out about the fox clan. Of course, I will not pass all the blame on others. Offended.

Yuan: Actually, I'm really not familiar with them... I left the fox family when I was very young.

Lu: Courtesy is still necessary, after all, it is the ethnic group that gave birth to my wife.

Q:?Why do I still have to eat dog food?

Q: The two have been married for nearly 100 years. What is the secret to maintaining such a sweet relationship for a long time?

Yuan: Nothing, it’s time to quarrel. When I’m angry, I’ll go to Muyao. After being together for a long time, there’s still some friction, but there’s one thing. Don’t expose the other party’s background when you quarrel. hurt feelings.

Lu: My wife and I quarreled on one side and ran away from home on one side.

Yuan: (with arms akimbo) Who told you not to scold me?Does that make me seem unreasonable?

road:……

Yuan: What do you mean by not talking?Did I said wrong thing?

Q: Cough, I can see the younger brother of Yaojun's family.

Lu: I usually don't fight when I'm angry, I just act it out.As long as Mrs. (crossed out) is satisfied, he won't have the energy to quarrel with me anymore.

Q: Learned.

Yuan: What did you learn?Learned that you are not single!

Q:? ? ?This interview can't go on, so be it! !

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The next volume will be "Being Raised by the Villain After Transmigrating the Book"

Questions and answers between couples organized QAQ provided by the single dog Fan Yuan late at night

Part of the couple's Q&A with Jin Hong & Mu Yao

Q: Your Highness, how does it feel to know that your younger brother has a child?

Jin Hong: I must be not working hard enough, I will continue to work hard.

Muyao: Hey, it’s been 5000 years, how hard do you still have to work QAQ

Jin Hong: Day and night.

I am very grateful to every little cutie who accompanied me all the way here. Although it looks like a polite word, but no, this is my sincerity.

It is your support that made me recover from the edge of giving up again and again to sew this story. Thank you for not complaining that I am off topic. Thank you for tolerating the bugs in my article. Thank you for praising me, encouraging me, and all your comments to me. .If it weren't for you guys, I would really have given up the moment the plot deviated from the outline.

If there is a destiny, I hope that next time we meet, I will tell stories better than now.

Love you guys!Chirp!