How to Become a Port Mafia Labor Model

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My name is Chaomu, I am six years old, and I am a girl.She is one of the best good girls at home.

As a good girl, I am working hard to support this happy family.

The structure of the family is a bit strange, there are two fathers in the family.Yes, it was two men who found me in the orphanage and adopted me.

At that time, when they adopted me, they saw that my appearance was similar to theirs, and it was meant to be.

I have orange curly hair, one of the men has orange hair, and my eye color is similar to the other man's eye color.

In this way, I joined the family.

One of the fathers I call him Naughty Dad, and the other father was forced to call me Handsome Dad because of the interference of Naughty Dad.

Sometimes the mental age of the naughty ghost father is younger than me, probably only three years old, and he likes to compete for favor.Even I admire the naughty ghost father acting like a baby.for example:

"Chuya~~ I want to hug you, I also worked hard today!"

"Hey, what about Chaomu's dinner?"

"Chaomu~ Please." The naughty ghost father's sparkling and cute eyes made me admire him all over the place.

"I can solve it myself." I compromised, and I was numb.

The family is not too poor to afford takeaway food.

So under this double indulgence.I, Chaomu's status has fallen to the bottom

Now I began to suspect that they adopted me simply because they wanted me to be a light bulb. When I heard the sound of slapstick and game consoles behind me, I decided to watch TV with a blank expression and enjoy the funny programs in the TV series.

Today is also a day of peace. Today, I look forward to maintaining the happiness of my family again.

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About my name, it is also very strange to say.

My name is Chaomu, and because I didn't have a last name, I went to the company where the two fathers worked to inquire.

The expressions of the two fathers are completely different.

The naughty ghost father said with a smile: "Well, we were arguing about naming you at that time, because if you took your handsome father's surname, it would be Zhongyuan Chaomu, but in this case, your naughty ghost father is the one who married. And vice versa. Of course, do you understand?"

Naughty Father's assistant, Auntie Nadeko, stroked my curly hair contentedly, and said to me patiently: "They just want to save face, there is no other reason."

"Hey! Nadeko! Nonsense!"

ah?I probably don't understand.So I pretended to understand, ignored the noisy accident behind me, and ran to find my handsome father.

Then the handsome dad suddenly blushed under my simple question.

I:? ? ?

"Ahem." The handsome father rubbed his cheek in embarrassment and explained, "Because the Japanese custom is that the married party has to follow the husband's surname, so you want to have the same surname as any father you want."

That's it, since it's the same, why do I feel handsome, Dad, you still hesitate?

I simply blinked, it seems that this is indeed a matter of dignity.

If the surname is the same as that of the handsome father, the naughty father will be 'Mom', otherwise the handsome father will be 'Mom'.

To be honest, I think a handsome dad is suitable to be a 'mother'.

Of course, this sentence must be hidden in my heart, wouldn't it be frustrating to be heard by a handsome father.I finally understood myself and nodded to the handsome dad who was blushing.

"Cough, well, let Chaomu go play by himself. Although today is Saturday, the company is still working."

So, the day I played in the company.My courtship has received a lot of private gossip from my father's subordinates.

"Shocked, it turns out that the Central Plains cadre is the one below! "

"Shocked, Ueno cadre is a coquettish baby! "

"Shocked, the perverted leader Young Girl Control actually did this kind of thing to the daughters of Central Plains cadres and Ueno cadres! "

Wait, what happened to the first and last ones!I stared dumbfounded at the smiling Aunt Hongye, hoping for an explanation.

"Ah, Chaomu just needs to know that your father's boss is a young girl, so stay away~"

Oh, so just ignore the first gossip.

So should I take my surname after naughty daddy or handsome daddy!

This first piece of gossip is too scary.

I use my food this month to guarantee that it doesn't matter how happy my two fathers are.

So love goes away, right.

Speaking of why she was called Chaomu, Auntie Hongye was silent for a long time, and then simply reached out her hand and patted my head.

Looks like I have to ask my dads.

Then the naughty ghost father only said: "A positive life, surrounded by people who love you."

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As a matter of course, my fathers are people with different abilities, and I am also a person with different abilities.

At that time, my naughty dad was happy for a long time, but of course that expression didn't look like a very gentle smile.On the contrary, it was a little scary.Then he was beaten away by the handsome father.That's right, Handsome Dad's ability is so cool, it can directly knock people into the air.

So my supernatural ability really made the naughty ghost father no longer naughty as before.

Because, the thing that Papa Naughty Ghost took me to watch a horror movie at night was really scary!Later I learned that my supernatural ability is also of the psychic type, and I can judge whether it is harmful or not based on the quality of my emotions.So the naughty ghost father dragged me to watch horror movies just to make sure how powerful my abilities are?

You can actually ask me about this kind of behavior. This kind of behavior is still too dangerous and will be affected by me.

But I still love my naughty dad.Although I can't usually see what kind of feelings he has for me, it seems to be wearing a hypocritical good guy smiling mask every day.But in action he really cared about me.

Maybe this is what Aunt Hongye said about being upright.

Speaking of superpowers, I was interviewed by Uncle Mori, the leader of the fathers.

Uncle Sen said that he wanted me to work for this company when I grow up.Alice sauce likes to eat cakes with her.

Then my mischievous father said sarcastically: "Mr. Sen just values ​​Chaomu's ability, it's really good."

At that time, the atmosphere was terrible. I nervously grabbed the corner of Naughty Ghost's father's clothes and listened to their negotiation.In the end, the naughty ghost father agreed, and the exchange condition was that I had to study hard, and the decision rested with me.

From what I've known for a long time, Uncle Sen is the guardian of Naughty Ghost's father, so there shouldn't be any problem.Then the naughty father's words directly and rudely pulled me out of the sweet trap.I know that the naughty ghost father is protecting me from being eroded by the darkness when I was young, and secondly, it made me realize that there are not only simple bad people in society, but also hypocrites in the shell of good people.

I was curious one day and asked dads what they were up to sometimes.

The handsome father put on a serious note: "Kids don't mind adults' business."

However, it seems to me that all grown-ups were once a child.

Then the naughty ghost father said to me with a rare serious face: "Don't worry, you just need to live a good life. Don't worry, we are here."

That voice was so gentle, my eyes were sore, and I couldn't help crying.

Really, in my opinion, my fathers are so good and have paid too much for me, so I obediently left them two space.

I admire, and today I am also working hard for the happiness of my family.

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Until one day, I was pulled into their bedroom by two dads for a family meeting.

Naughty Dad said the word 'book', and I was eye-opening listening to the discussions of the dads.

The point is that the 'book' can take them through things.I'm so excited!

I admire not to be a good girl!

Then it comes to the point.

"Chaomu, Yokohama may be a bit troublesome recently, when the time comes, you will follow a big brother named Luanbu, uh, the uncle will take you to play." When the naughty ghost father mentioned the uncle named Luanbu, his expression was all It's going to be twisted.

Is there anything strange about that Uncle Ranbu?

"That naive ghost is over 30 years old now, but he looks 18 years old on the outside, and his mind is only 6 years old. Chaomu, you will be surprised when you see it." The handsome father seems to be powerless against that uncle Ranbu.

During the period, I also said something about cooperating with the bandage waste device mackerel, that the social animal boss Sakaguchi-kun is going to be bald again, and that Uncle Mori will also go bald, and that Uncle Akutagawa is going to merge with the uncle named Atsushi Nakajima to form a big tiger. It also involves Odasaku who can eat spicy curry with no expression on his face.

Finally, I finally returned to the theme - Uncle Ranpo still needs to be taken care of.

So how strange are the friends of fathers! !

It's okay, I just need to grasp the key point: a big accident will happen in Yokohama, and Uncle Ranpo and I will hide together.

So why does Uncle Ranpo want to hide like me!So is that uncle named Ranpo really like a child?

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Yes, I'm sure, that uncle named Ranpo is more childish than me!

Just get used to this situation, refer to the character Naughty Ghost Dad.

It's decided, the uncle Luanbu in front of him should be called Naughty Ghost No. 2.

"Hey! Ranpo-sama is not a mischievous ghost like your father! Don't belittle the famous detective! Also, Ranpo-sama wants dessert!"

Damn righteous and innocent.That's enough, you're in your 30s.

But I have to admit that Uncle Ranpo has a very special ability - omniscient and omnipotent.

"Ranpo-sama is an existence beyond ordinary people. Chaomu-chan~ Want to go play together? I can't stay in Yokohama recently~" Uncle Ranpo proudly hummed twice, as if he had mind reading skills, he knew what was going on in my heart Praise him, so he shared his favorite snack with me.

Well, facing Uncle Ranpo has a feeling of giving the cat a smooth hair.

Even a child would want to play, even a precocious me.

"Okay~"

As for the dads, let them be.

The author has something to say:

The following is Baidu translation:

あさ（asa）朝したう（xitao）望う

Together: あさいぼ (asabo)

Then translated into Chinese is the meaning of the shallows (???

なかはらちょうぼ (Nakaharajurbo【Big Fog】)

All right, let’s do it like this /Orz, child, you have to write your own name for 8 or 9 seconds, so you don’t have a surname at all.