How to wear the protagonist's underwear

With the aura of the protagonist and the contributions of the former harem girls, Lin Chuyang easily became... God, it feels a little weird, but he has become it, and he just enjoys the life of being a god.

After that, the Shenquan didn't have much effect on them, so the two changed their residence under the arrangement of Yidiemeizhi. Of course, it was not too far from the Shenquan. After all, taking a hot spring bath occasionally is also very comfortable. thing.

After that, the two of them would eat, sleep, sleep and take a bath every day, and have sex and practice together. Lin Chuyang felt that this kind of life was very comfortable.

Don't have to worry about being choked to death like in the previous life, it's just too happy!

However, the protagonist's upgrade method is not suitable for everyone, even if it is the protagonist, there will be some side effects to some extent.

For example, demons...

Mo Ze's inner demon is Lin Chuyang, now that he is by his side, and he is a demon cultivator, naturally there is nothing to worry about.However, Lin Chuyang is also an out-and-out demon cultivator, not too different from a Taoist cultivator. Such things as heart demons are simply life-threatening existences.

Obviously, both of them ignored this problem, so one night when Lin Chuyang took a bath as usual and fell asleep, the world once again slapped him with malice.

It seems that it is time to close your eyes and open them again, the whole world is not right...

In fact, there should be nothing wrong, it's like having an absurd dream, and now he wakes up from the dream, and he is still in the modern one-bedroom, one-living room apartment.

The single bed, the old sofa, the second-hand computer, and even the bowl of sauerkraut instant noodles that choked him to death were all placed beside the computer desk, and he was lying on the bed in white pajamas.

Suddenly there is such a taste of not knowing what the eve is today...

Before he could remember, the phone rang, and when he picked it up, he saw that it was his good friend... no, it was a good friend.

A good friend is called Lu Meng, who came out of the same orphanage as him, and can be said to be his only buddy.

But what is going on with the feeling that this best friend shouldn't exist in this world!

After thinking about it, he pressed the answer button.

Lu Meng: "You bastard let me go again, you agreed to attend the comic exhibition together, you really don't love me anymore!"

Why is this growling sound so familiar and so nostalgic?

Lin Chuyang thought about it again: "Mengmeng?"

Lu Meng: "Damn it, don't call me that name, be careful that labor and capital are rushing to murder you now!"

Well, this is indeed their Mengmeng, so what's the situation now?

Is it really a dream?

What time travel, cultivating immortals, protagonists, and disturbing the foundation are all things in dreams, they don't exist at all?

It seems... that's really the case, how could it be possible to wear a stallion's underwear when it's so swollen? Hahahaha, it's definitely because I've read too many labor-management novels!

The reality should be like this, but why do I feel particularly blocked, panicked and uncomfortable?

It's so troublesome, I don't want to think about it, Sujue!

Maybe... maybe dreaming of the dead stallion...

As soon as he was stunned, he really fell asleep, and then he was awakened by the sound of the door slamming not long after.

He scratched his hair angrily, put on his slippers angrily, opened the door angrily, and saw that it was his good friend.

Lu Meng bared his teeth and smiled sinisterly: "Dare to hang up the labor-management phone?"

Lin Chuyang glanced lightly, raised his hand and yelled at that face.

Nima, no matter what you say, Laozi is also a man who is a demon king, so domineering, so powerful, so handsome, a man who can even bend a stud, you thought it was the otaku from before!

Boy, you are so naive!

This must be addicted to hands.

Wait, labor and management are thinking about horses, stallions and so on obviously don't exist!

Lu Meng was stunned by the slap, and it took him a while to realize that he pulled Lin Chuyang's face with both hands: "Are you really my brother? You can't be pretending to be someone else, right?"

Lin Chuyang glanced at him coldly again, turned around and entered the room, sat down, and confessed: "I'm bent."

Lu Meng punched the fist in the past: "What?"

Lin Chuyang also paused, and continued to confess: "I like men."

Lu Meng jumped back, shielding his chest with both hands: "Even if labor and management are troublesome, they must be looking for a tall, muscular man, and they are not interested in a weak chicken-style nerd like you! Wait... Didn't you still talk to me about the goddess of the island country yesterday?" Well, when did you bend?"

Lin Chuyang looked at Lu Meng's tall, muscular figure, and was silent for a while, "...Get up this morning." He checked the time and it was true that only one night had passed, so it should be correct to say that today's bend is right?

Lu Meng put down his fist seriously: "Let me think about it, did you always think that you are straight, but only now do you know that you are curvy?"

Lin Chuyang shook his head, he has always been straight!

Lu Meng: "So there is a gay guy abducting you?"

Lin Chuyang nodded, then shook his head again. Mo Ze was obviously a stallion, but he turned it off inexplicably later, so he's not considered gay, right?

Lu Meng thumped the table angrily: "Damn it, then you said it!"

Lin Chuyang: "I had a dream..."

Lu Meng's heart skipped a beat: "Aren't you going to tell me that you had sex with a man in a dream, and you've been bent like this since you woke up?"

Lin Chuyang nodded seriously, it was generally Jiangzi.

Lu Meng: "..."

#好友友always commits another crime #[-]

#Then what saves your IQ, my friend#

so tired.

Forget it, things like IQ really cannot be made up the day after tomorrow, so let's give up the treatment...

He personally pulled Lin Chuyang to tidy up to look like a human being, and then pulled him out to do something that normal people would do—find a job.

Maybe it will be better if you get in touch with people a lot.

The next day, Lin Chuyang became a courier boy, job content: delivering couriers...

******

On the other hand, Moze prepared breakfast as usual, but woke up after seeing his underwear for a long time, feeling a little uncomfortable in his heart.

He walked to the bed and gently pushed Lin Chuyang, and said softly, "Brother, it's time to get up."

Lin Chuyang was still in a deep sleep and did not respond.

Mo Ze's heart trembled, this was very abnormal, he quickly grabbed Lin Chuyang's veins and probed with his breath, and he knew everything.

The heart demon illusion, the first time he and Lin Chuyang were in the illusion, but it was his heart demon at that time, but this time it became Lin Chuyang.

After all, he was negligent, but with his previous experience, Lin Chuyang would not encounter any great danger, as long as he entered the illusion and awakened people.

Speaking of it, this is not a bad thing, no, the reaction of the inner demon has always been the deepest secret in the parasite's heart, and it must be the secret he wants to know...

Thinking of this, he lay down beside Lin Chuyang without hesitation, closed his eyes, and his primordial spirit turned into a stream of light and rushed into Lin Chuyang's sea of ​​consciousness.

When he entered the illusion and arrived at the strange place, completely different from the world of cultivating immortals, he was shocked.

These are all horses! ! !

Why can the iron box run on the ground?

Why can strange birds fly in the sky?

Why do people live in strangely shaped grids one after another, and they have not collapsed after twenty or thirty floors?

Moze deeply felt that the only three views he had left could be broken and reassembled.

But the protagonist is the protagonist, even though he roared in his heart, he still didn't show it at all on his face, at most he was expressionless.

It seems that his underwear is hiding something from him...

Facing the strange eyes of many people, he calmly felt the position of his underwear, and then calmly stepped out of the sports car at a speed like a walk, and rushed over, and then he saw a completely strange young man The man knocked on the door of a certain house carrying a large box.

Although they looked different, Moze was sure that it was his underwear, so he put on the most gentle and doting smile and walked over, "Brother, I'm here to pick you up."

Lin Chuyang turned his head, and saw the handsome face of all kinds of supermodels.

Ma Dan, so familiar!

It was exactly the same as the protagonist in his dream!

What happened! ?

He was completely dumbfounded, the box in his hand fell to the ground with a bang, leaking out a real sex doll and all kinds of erotic underwear, which fell all over the door.

Mo Ze looked down and smiled even more prettily: "Brother, don't you have anything you want to tell me?"

Lin Chuyang rubbed his eyes.

Labor and capital are absolutely dazzling, how could the protagonist appear in modern times, hahahaha must have not woken up and misread it!

That's right, all he has to do now is go home and get some sleep, the protagonist's story must be fake!

He turned his head in a daze, let out a big breath, and walked out with hands and feet.

Moze watched his underwear walking towards him, and opened his arms, as if he could hug someone in his arms in a second.

When the two were less than half a meter away, Lin Chuyang made a wrong step, skipped him, and left...

That's it... let's go...

Moze's smile froze on his face for a moment, and then began to twist, and a storm as dark as an abyss was brewing in his eyes.

Where is Lin Chuyang going?

Is it true that the love and companionship in reality are all fake, and it is true in the heart?

Don't you want to see him that much?

Didn't it mean that you love him? Didn't you mean that you want to accompany him to the supreme position for a long life?

It turned out to be like this...hating him?

In the end, there was only one thought left in Moser's mind-this is true, this is true, this is true... an endless loop.

He turned around and chased after him with a quick wind walk, tightly imprisoning him in his arms from behind, "Brother...where do you want to go?"