How to wear the protagonist's underwear

System: "Random punishment is generated. If the task fails, the host is asked to use the props of the lucky gift box to dance for the protagonist. According to the prediction of this system, this task can fail in advance. Ask the host whether to give up the task."

"Yes." Lin Chuyang answered casually, opened the package and found the lucky gift box that he had forgotten for a long time, and it appeared in his hand out of thin air.

This gift box is very beautiful, with a golden appearance and a big red bow tie on it, which immediately attracted the attention of everyone in the car.

Lin Chuyang was a little excited, and gently removed the bow and opened the lid. There was a black hole at the bottom of the box, and nothing could be seen.

Mo Ze frowned slightly, "Brother, someone has cast a spell on this box, let me do it."

"Don't worry, it's safe." Lin Chuyang slapped Mo Ze's blocking hand away nonchalantly. Of course, you have to do things like lottery draws to be excited.

He reached into the black hole. There seemed to be a lot of things inside, but they were all slippery. He finally caught one and immediately took it out excitedly. The exciting moment has come.

It is a red candle.

The gazes of Yun Luo and You Wan's sister changed from curiosity to contempt, so Mo Ze took it in doubt, and carefully studied the difference between the candles.

System: "Congratulations to the host for obtaining a candle. The thickness of this candle has passed, the hardness is moderate, and it has many uses."

The corner of Lin Chuyang's mouth twitched violently, and he stretched out his hand to grab it again in disbelief. This time it was much easier. It felt like a small package. He took it out and opened it. It was a pair of cat ears and a long cat. Tail.

Yun Luo and You Wan: So cute!

Moze's eyes flickered, and he took the things again and put them into the small private storage.

System: "Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Fun Cat Pet Kit. Wearing it can improve the quality of life of the host and his partner, and obtain a 'cute' state. In this state, the host's luck value continues to increase."

Go to your sister's to improve the quality of life!

Lin Chuyang was so angry that he wanted to throw the box directly, but maybe there will be an improvement the last time, maybe... he will win a big prize.

He put his hand in again, trembling a little this time, for the last time.

The result was a whip.

System: "Congratulations to the host for getting the Tiger Wolf Whip. This whip has been modified so that it doesn't bleed when it sees red, and it feels less painful. It is a must-have item for monks and travelers."

Candles, whips, cat ears...

The gift box disappeared.

Lin Chuyang smiled again, "System, come out, let's talk about life, I will never beat you, really."

System: "Don't talk, don't have time, don't forget the random punishment, the punishment will be doubled if you don't finish on time."

Lin Chuyang tightened his hand holding the whip, a crack appeared in his smile, "Is it too late for me to give up now?"

System: "What do you think? By the way, just 30 seconds ago, Xuanyangzong confirmed the marriage between Xiao Ruan and Danhuazong's first disciples. According to this system, the possibility of the protagonist robbing the marriage is predicted to be zero, so the mission failed and random punishment Generated, the content is to dance a pole dance for the protagonist in the gazebo. Due to the fusion of random punishments, the new punishment after the two-in-one becomes asking the host to wear a lucky gift box to dance a pole dance for the protagonist in the gazebo. Please keep up the good work."

Lin Chuyang: "..." What about integrity, what about the lower limit, have you been bitten by a dog?

System: "If the penalty is not completed, it will be doubled and enforced."

fatal blow.

Oh leak!

Lin Chuyang is entangled, but after all, he already knows that he is bent, and it is possible to live with the protagonist like this, so he will not be particularly repulsive. Even after struggling, there is a little, just a little bit of expectation...

Ahem, this is definitely an illusion, it must be!

The carriage...it should be a fox carriage (?) rushed into the black mist, it seemed to be wrapped in a black cloth, only the light source inside the carriage could be seen clearly, at this time Youwan's eyes turned red.

The way to the demon world is naturally only the blood of the demon race can find the right way.

Youwan girl commanded the marching route quite grandly, but she was able to break through the black mist in half a day, except for the occasional small attack, she basically did not encounter any major dangers.

The description of the Demon Realm in the original book is like this: "The sky in the Demon Realm is blood-red, the ground is scorched black, there are no plants, it is empty and barren, and only occasionally there are two or three dead bones as decorations, making it even more desolate."

Lin Chuyang felt that if there were anything else that followed the original, only the descriptions of the scenery remained.

Didn't he see three human bones lined up on the ground in the distance? Even the poses and sizes were the same? He was so fucking drunk.

But this desolation is just the outskirts, and it is quite lively in the town. Do you know why the demon world is eager to expand its territory and attack all walks of life?

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To put it simply, there are too many residents in this small place of the Demon Realm, so it can only be developed outwards. If the protagonist unifies the six realms like the original book, the first decision to make is probably to give the Demon Realm family planning.

Thinking of this, Lin Chuyang couldn't help laughing out loud, and got two eyes from the two real and fake girls opposite, only Mo Ze was slightly unhappy, he couldn't guess the idea of ​​his underwear at all, "What did brother think of, May as well talk to me."

Lin Chuyang immediately smiled and pretended to be serious. He couldn’t tell the protagonist that he was fantasizing about the other party standing on the podium and yelling for fewer children and better births. Even couples would be drawn, “I was just thinking... Zun Zeng was a goddess, um... what, I don't know what's going on now, after all, it's you..."

Mo Ze looked at him dotingly, and said: "I only have senior brother in my heart, and the others have nothing to do with me. After all, I have already paid back those affections with my life. As for this matter, I can only ask Chang Youwan girl who walks in the devil world."

As one of the few Youwan girls who knew the truth, facing the three gazes directed at her by Qi Shushu, she immediately sat on pins and needles, thinking she was just a passer-by who wanted to get some favors.

The sight was too hot, the girl held on for a while, under tremendous pressure, she could only stammer and say: "The devil... the devil has been around for many years, heck, he hasn't come to the harem."

Sure enough, it's impotent.

Thinking about it, the little brother was kicked off, even if the body and function can be recovered with pills, but the psychological shadow, everyone understands.

But since he decided to live with the protagonist, the demon king is also his father-in-law, so it seems a little unkind to arrange his old man like this.

Lin Chuyang glanced at Mo Ze guiltily, and sat down obediently, letting him hug and hug him.

Just entering the Demon Realm belongs to the fringe area, and it will take a little time to reach the main city. Besides Mo Ze, who is a demon cultivator, Lin Chuyang is considered a demon cultivator, Yun Luo and Zhen Hua are standard Taoist cultivators, and they are considered hostile to the Demon Realm. , so I could only avoid towns as much as possible along the way, and it was two days after I arrived near the main city.

Even if Youwan is well-known and famous, she would not dare to bring non-magic cultivators into the city rashly. While hesitating, Mo Ze took out a few black cloaks from her storage bag and sent one to Yun Luo and Zhen Hua. , and then dress up for Lin Chuyang.

This cloak is not made of ordinary cloth, but is made of a material that can prevent others from prying into their cultivation and appearance. As long as it is not taken off, it will not be noticed, and it is safe and reliable.

In the end, Moze also got one for himself, and led everyone to the gate of the city.

People pretending to be x exist everywhere. It is normal to wear a cloak, a hat and a mask.

The demon world respects strength, and it is allowed to fight and kill in any place. Anyway, if you pretend to be weak and enter the city, there will be people to clean up.

So there is the following scene on the road.

A passer-by bumped into Mo Ze's shoulder, and then showed his fist: "You brat, are you blind? Don't think that I can't die if you put on a vest..." Before he could finish the rest of the sentence, he was slapped like a fly by Mo Ze in minutes .

Passerby B stepped on Yunluo's shoe, and Passerby B said, "I took yours off..." Needless to say, Yunluo had already thrown out the poisonous powder and poured out a large piece.

Passer-by C was more straightforward, rushed to Zhen Hua, opened his mouth, smelled of alcohol, and said, "Girl, how about sleeping with the uncle, as long as I keep it with the uncle, no one on the street can bully you."

Zhen Hua took off his hood and grinned, Passerby B twitched his face and fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth and twitching all over his body, and died not long after.

Lin Chuyang admired it too. It was strange enough that this terrifying superstar did not appear in the human world, but appeared in the demon world. Just when he thought he was the luckiest and safest one, a gust of wind appeared beside him .

Immediately, goosebumps came up. He habitually turned to the side, stretched out his finger, and a piece of white underwear fell from the sky.

Lin Chuyang coughed, changing underwear more, purely instinctive reaction.

Mo Ze hid the thin needle on his fingertips, walked up to Lin Chuyang and whispered in Lin Chuyang's ear, "Senior brother, don't blame yourself, just now I saw that it was the man who wanted to sneak attack on senior brother."

Lin Chuyang turned his head slightly and rubbed his itchy ears, "I always feel that these people did it on purpose. After all, this is the main city, no matter how chaotic it is, it won't be like this. It seems that someone ordered it."

Mo Ze looked down at the underwear, and said meaningfully: "It is indeed as what the senior brother said, but the retribution came so fast, that person must not have thought of it."

Lin Chuyang said contemptuously, "Do you still believe in karma?"

Mo Ze smiled slightly, "Of course I believe it, but it's limited to this. As long as I can be with my brother for a long time, even if I am an enemy of heaven and earth, it is worth it. What is karma, it is ruined."

Lin Chuyang was also aroused by these words, and grabbed the opponent's hand and clenched it tightly.

The protagonist is so mighty and domineering.

Mo Ze held it back as if no one was there, and whispered to his ear again: "Brother, will you put on those cat ears tonight and show me?"

So that's the purpose, right?

Lin Chuyang instantly evolved into a expressionless face and exerted force on his hands.

I screw you to death!

You Wan, who was completely ignored and shielded from the beginning to the end, finally couldn't stand it anymore, and said holding her breath, "Why do I think that person looks familiar?"

That person refers to the one who was turned into underwear.

At this time, a group of armored soldiers rushed out from behind, and the leader was an eunuch, who shouted as he ran, "Oh my great prince, who is so vicious and turned you into underwear!"