How to wear the protagonist's underwear

Just when the two were lying on the bed and getting bored, there was a message from outside that a meeting was about to take place.

Mo Ze was a little upset, Lin Chuyang was a little confused, didn't they ask for leave?

Speaker: "This meeting is different from previous ones."

Lin Chuyang asked outside through the door: "What's the difference?"

Speaker: "The title of this meeting is to discuss the feasibility and necessity of retreat."

Lin Chuyang: "...What about the previous ones?"

The messenger replied very seriously and contemptuously: "When it comes to the feasibility and necessity of combat, how can you forget such an important meeting? Spiritual disrespect."

Fuck you disrespectful!

Lin Chuyang's teeth itch when he heard that, a meeting had been held for two and a half months without even showing a purpose, and even opened a knitting thread, the cucumber dishes were cold by the time the meeting was over.

The most amazing thing is that such a meeting can really produce a bunch of brain-dead fans, which can hardly be understood by normal people's heads.

Mo Ze reassured: "I'll go and see the situation, brother, rest for a while."

Lin Chuyang nodded decisively, turned over, and went to sleep.

However, just as Mo Ze left, another person came back. Lin Chuyang got up from the bed and opened the door violently, almost not being frightened by the people outside.

This man was dressed in white, but his skin was dark, his eyes were dull, and his hair was messy. No matter how he looked, he looked like a boy from a good family who had just experienced torture.

But look at how dark the skin is, if it's night, Lin Chuyang will probably think that he has encountered the same kind.

At this moment, the pseudo-kindergartner spoke, "Friend Daoist Lin."

Lin Chuyang couldn't believe it: "Bailichen?"

Bai Lichen smiled wryly, "It's me. The recent encounters have been a bit... bumpy. I don't know if Fellow Daoist Lin has time to accompany me for a few drinks."

Naturally, this kind of opportunity to build a good impression cannot be missed. Lin Chuyang tidied up and immediately walked away with his waist, but his walking posture was a bit awkward, and a sensible person would know what shameful things he did last night at a glance.

Fortunately, Bai Lichen didn't know much about the relationship between men and women, and only thought that Lin Chuyang was not feeling well, such as hemorrhoids, so he could forgive him.

The two walked back and forth like this, and found a place with flowers and water in a remote small forest. Bai Lichen took out the table wine and vegetables from the storage bag, and filled them up for the two of them. Then Youyou sighed, "Oh..."

With that desolate and bitter expression, just like that of a dead father, Lin Chuyang was a little aware of what had happened.

Bai Lichen picked up the wine glass and sprinkled it on the ground, saying sadly, "To my lost first love."

Lin Chuyang felt that he should sympathize with, comfort, and care for this lovelorn, but the fact is that he wanted to laugh, to slap the table and laugh wildly.

In the original book, although Bai Lichen looks like a young man, his real age seems to be almost sixty.

People at such an age still have first love, are you lying to ghosts?

Forget about narcissism, and still make such a line with a strong middle school style.

Lao Tzu's handsome face was distorted even while holding back a smile.

Bai Lichen probably realized what he said was too much, and immediately explained: "I did like other women before, but the only one I really loved was Yun Luo."

Does liking mean love? We all know that.

Lin Chuyang: "What happened to you?"

At the mention of this, Bai Lichen sighed again. Speaking of this matter, Yun Luo asked him to eat yesterday. He thought that his sincerity was finally recognized by the other party, so he happily stayed until the food was served.

Is Yun Luo's cooking something ordinary people can bear? Even a simple two bites of stir-fried vegetables can bring down an elephant. Nothing at all, and finally caught by Yun Luo and poured a soup. After the incident, his whole body's skin, including his face, was pitch-black.

It's not over yet, Yun Luo is probably enjoying himself, so he opened his mouth.

He said: "If it weren't for your usefulness, I would have smashed all your bones and thrown them into the field to loosen the soil."

Can you imagine the scene where the goddess in your mind sprays you with a rough and unrestrained rough voice.

Even being struck by lightning is light...

Sure enough, when it came to Bai Lichen's expression was full of cracks, like his glass heart, it was about to shatter into slag, and he poured himself another glass of wine and killed it with a bitter gulp.

Alas, when I get drunk, my worries are relieved, and if I talk too much, it turns into tears.

Lin Chuyang patted him on the shoulder empathetically, "These days, people with different genders can't fall in love..."

Bai Lichen: "What?"

Lin Chuyang scratched the tip of his nose, "Ah...wrong, it's the same gender or true love...it doesn't seem right...in fact, I want to say, you can consider Moze."

Bai Lichen twitched his eyes, "Consider him?" Isn't it what he thought if such an ambiguous word?

Lin Chuyang said very seriously and firmly: "Yes, he is so gentle, so kind and so compassionate, it is definitely right to follow him."

He is not lying, the previous protagonist is indeed gentle, kind and compassionate, he is simply the number one holy father in the world.

As for now, heck, is there any change? Why doesn't he know?

Lin Chuyang looked at the sky with an empty heart, there is always a slight gap between reality and dreams.

Wasn't he still calm when he was fucked?

"..." Bailichen nodded his head with difficulty, as if swallowing a fly, "It seems... that's the case too, haha."

System: "The plot task is completed, the rewards will be issued, the host, please continue to work hard."

As for the plot task, as long as Bailichen nods and the plot does not deviate, no matter if it is true or false, it will be considered complete.

Lin Chuyang didn't know this, so the protagonist's younger brother was so persuaded by him that he felt a sense of accomplishment.

He nervously raised his wine glass, drank it, then felt a little dizzy, and he seemed to have double shadows, and then a person emerged from the grass not far away. Although he was covered in grass, he looked very familiar. It wasn't until the moment before he fell down that he suddenly remembered, damn it, isn't that his face!

As a combination of the false younger brother and the real boss, Bai Lichen waved his hand, and four men in black came out from the side carrying a big box.

The man in black, also known as the dead man, was produced by Bailijia.

In fact, this is a conspiracy, a conspiracy specially set up by Bailichen for Moze.

The Baili family is the only one who knows the life experience of Zhen's cave and Mo Ze.

It is not as simple as one plus one equals two to be able to have the blood of gods and demons at the same time. If you cultivate and unify the six realms, it will be a matter of minutes. Besides, there is such a legacy cave to follow, and a lot of resources and rights will be released. Where it's at your fingertips, you want it or you don't.

Of course, Baili's family was moved, so this matter fell on Bailichen's head. It was up to him to choose whether to win or threaten or something else.

So there was the scene where the two teams met, but every time he wanted to play tricks, he would be destroyed by the extremely scheming Lin Chuyang (?), and every time it made him hate it, but he couldn't say it What, he is not an opponent at all because of his high means, that's why today's Li Daitao's stiff plan came into being.

As for the drug that must be smeared on the wine glass, Bai Lichen felt that he was too wise, "Take it a little farther and kill it directly, and do it cleanly."

After responding, the soldiers stuffed Lin Chuyang Zhen into the box and carried it away. Then Lin Chuyang Fake quickly got rid of the weeds on his body, followed Bailichen back in a well-dressed and frail body.

The plan seems to be quite successful, but the truth is, God knows...

The dead soldiers are very obedient, the master said that the farthest must be farthest, so they flew for several hundred miles in n days, and did not stop until they could not fly, and then they looked at each other.

Soldier A: "Although we can't fly anymore, it seems that Su isn't far enough from here."

Soldier B: "Yingying, we really are not good slain soldiers, we can't even fulfill the master's request."

Dead man C: "Persist even in death!"

Dead man Ding weakly raised his hand: "I think we need to check whether the person in the box is suffocated to death."

The eyes of the first three people flicked over and looked at the last one in unison, which seemed to make sense...

They really opened the box, took a look inside together, then exchanged glances at each other, drew out their long swords and were about to wipe their necks.

Lin Chuyang, who had been away from the protagonist for too long, could only revert to underwear: "..."

What a joke, is it really good to be so self-conscious?

But I can see that you are ordered by others, how can you easily wipe your neck, at least you have to know the mastermind.

After a burst of light, four white underwear floated down, two for men and two for women, very average.

Lin Chuyang flew out of the box, and then used his two sleeves to throw four pieces of underwear into the package.

Perhaps because he is too tight, the displayed name is "a mess of tattered underwear fabric", which seems to be quite disgusted by the system.

Lin Chuyang, embarrassing, shouldn't he be gentler?

After dealing with it, he felt the protagonist's position, and was about to fly back along the blood contract, but he found that he couldn't feel it...

#On the Possibility of Lu Chi Underwear Returning Home#

This is a very serious question!

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Mo Ze was originally investigating the situation at the meeting place. At first Lin Chuyang went out, he didn't take it very seriously, but when the person quickly moved away, his face twisted for a moment.

It was fine before, so why is it like this?

Could it be that everything is fake and was played for him?

How ridiculous, I would rather run away than be with him, a devil who has done a lot of evil.

Do you really... hate him so much...

The next moment, Mo Ze disappeared suddenly and flew in the direction where Lin Chuyang was escaping.

His speed is naturally fast enough, until he really catches up with a heart that is on the verge of riots, he gradually calms down. The facts seem to be different from what he thought...