How to wear the protagonist's underwear

In the early morning of the next day, when Lin Chuyang sat up from the bed in a daze and stretched habitually, a piece of clothes fell on his shoulders, and then a slightly familiar figure put on his sleeves following his stretching movements, and then Wear trousers with belts.

My eyesight is not very good in the morning, I can't see clearly...

When he was really awake from his mind to his actions, he was already sitting at the table, and there was a pile of delicious meals on the table.

Lin Chuyang was silent for a second, and started eating with chopsticks.

For the first time in two lifetimes, being served by someone doesn't even need to reach out to get dressed and wash his face. Although the other party is a man, the taste is still... a little pleasant.

The protagonist is getting more and more virtuous.

Mo Ze didn't eat much by himself, and only occasionally picked up some dishes that were suitable for Lin Chuyang's taste, so he was so absent-minded.

He didn't find the storage bag where Lin Chuyang hid the paper.

Obviously, I have searched all over, I don’t have any in my clothes, and I don’t have any on my body, so where else can I hide it?

How many secrets does his underwear have...

Seeing that Mo Ze was rarely in a daze, Lin Chuyang couldn't help kicking him from under the table, "Hurry up and eat, what are you thinking about?"

Mo Ze came back to his senses, blinked innocently, with a smile on his face, and said: "Brother, I have already asked the shopkeeper about the location of Haofang City, and we will go buy the walking spirit beast first, and the Nanfeng Pavilion will open at night." Then send something."

Although it is said that the royal treasure can fly after the foundation is established, the consumption of spiritual energy cannot keep up, and it is fine at close range, and it is purely self-abuse at long distances, so it is necessary to travel with spirit beasts.

Speaking of this, Lin Chuyang couldn't help curling his lips.

Didn't the author come up with this slightly tricky setting in order to make the protagonist slap girls?

As a stallion essay with a length of 2000 million words, because of this setting, the protagonist will travel for more than five days each time, and then will be accompanied by one or N harem, even if the time is urgent, he will go on the road alone because of For various reasons, I met one or N new girls, after going through the hero rescue/the last room in the inn/X medicine and other reasons, lonely men and widows spend a lot of time, and the end must be the first sex, if there is still For others, it's the second round of substitutions, and then three, four, five...until reaching the destination → start the next plot.

Often this paragraph is [-] to [-] words.

Before the end of this article, Lin Chuyang counted the chapters. Among the 2000 million words, the protagonist used nearly 900 million words to collect the younger brother to fight the boss and upgrade various tricks, and the remaining [-] million words They are all slapping girls.

It seems to suddenly understand why there are more than 300 harem.

He bit his chopsticks, and his eyes slowly moved from the upper body of the person next to him to the lower body.

It’s true that being able to crack like this won’t cause kidney deficiency early X and finally yang X...

Moze's smile froze, and he subconsciously clamped his legs. What's the matter with this kind of probing and questioning his ability?

"Brother?"

"We're full, let's go." Lin Chuyang looked away calmly, and went to Fangshi with Mo Ze after Xiao Er finished packing.

Xuanyang Sect is the number one sect, there are many casual cultivators who come here to seek refuge, and there are a large number of disciples in the sect, the market is naturally very lively.

Excluding the shops lined up on both sides of the street, street stalls abound.

Spirit beasts for transportation are generally relatively large in size, so most of them are sold in spirit pet bags. As long as you see small purse-shaped bags on any street stall, it must be selling spirit beasts.

The two randomly found a family and picked them up one by one.

Everything seems to be peaceful, but don't forget that another synonym for the protagonist is mobility, in other words, troubles follow wherever he goes, and most of them will hit him knowingly.

When they were not paying attention, a man and a woman stumbled towards this side. When passing by them, the woman suddenly tilted her head and fell on Moze.

As a protagonist who was reborn black and obsessed with cleanliness, Mo Ze turned sideways very naturally, and pulled Lin Chuyang back three steps.

The girl didn't seem to have expected this to happen, her face was flustered, she couldn't hold back her momentum, she threw herself on the ground, just like Zhen Hua, she landed on her face first.

When the man who ran with the girl saw him, his expression was a little outraged, but he quickly restrained himself and squatted on the ground to pick up the girl, crying, "Sister, sister, how are you? Are you hurt?"

The girl looks really good, her face is very pure, her figure is devilish, her eyes are red and ready to cry, immediately making many passers-by feel itchy, "Brother, I can't do it, you go, leave me alone, this is my life! "

The man looked sad and angry, "How can I watch my own sister being harmed by those bastards, how can I watch you being trampled on, how can..."

Girl: "Brother!"

Man: "Sister!"

There were tears in the eyes of the two, shining under the reflection of the sun, they were moved, and they also had hope for the future, for a long, long time...

Peat for a long time!

Do you really think that brother will believe you? What about the hope for the future? This is running for your life, not going to the streets to look forward to the future, dear, can you be more professional?

At this level, it must be rated poorly!

Lin Chuyang snorted coldly, pulled Mo Ze around and left.

System: "Trigger the harem mission, ask the host to help the protagonist to bring Qiao Ke into the harem, reward [-] mall points for completing the mission, one heart will be deducted for failure of the mission, and a random penalty will be obtained. May I ask the host whether to obtain the random punishment content in advance."

Lin Chuyang ignored the system, but couldn't help but sigh.

The girl just now was indeed one of the protagonists' harem in the original book——Qiao Ke, and he recognized her face as soon as he saw her.

If it was any other girl, he would also be happy with the beauty of an adult, and earn some money by completing the task, but that Qiao Ke is the second girl who has beaten the protagonist countless times after the Holy Mother Xiaorou.

The girls in the harem in the novel, no matter their personality or other things, always have one or two things that impress the readers, such as Murong Wanyan’s straightforward character, Xiao Rou’s identity and the Virgin Mary, and Zhang Ling’er’s IQ and gentleness .

Qiao Ke naturally has the same thing, and she has the same effect as Zhen Hua, that is, cheating.

Zhen Hua is a habitual liar, her mind is not bad, and she usually just listens to it, but this girl is actually a self-directed and self-acted lie, maybe it is for money, or it may be for other things, anyway, black Can tell you white, white can dye you black, cheat you bankrupt and lose your life, you deserve it, who told you to be stupid, as for sympathy, huh, what is that, it can fill your stomach ?

Lin Chuyang, who had a thorough understanding of Miss Qiao's essence, gritted her teeth secretly.

The protagonist of his family is so good, how can he be harmed by that guy, he must be stopped!

Mo Ze was about half a step behind Lin Chuyang, and he was inexplicably excited, so excited that he was so excited that he couldn't find his brother's storage bag and couldn't get that piece of paper in the morning. The depression was washed away a lot.

He didn't know why, but he liked this feeling very much.

He naturally recognized Qiao Ke from the beginning, and also recognized that the man was not Qiao Ke's brother, but so what, to him, they were just a group of insignificant people.

If you come again, kill it...

Qiao Ke lay on the ground and shivered with the man, looking at each other.

The man held back for a while, and said, "If you don't mind it, they don't feel easy to mess with."

"No!" Qiao Ke got up from the ground and said firmly: "I have an intuition that we can get a lot of benefits just by following that person. If he can marry me, we can even get the whole world."

The aura of a stallion is always something that cannot be ignored, and it takes only a few minutes for a girl to suddenly have an IQ of -5 and her sensory power is overwhelmed.

So when Lin Chuyang and Mo Ze were about to leave after buying the spirit beast at another store, they found Qiao Ke catching up with her. Her steady steps were so fast that Lin Chuyang suddenly remembered the squares she saw before wearing them. Aunt Wu, full of momentum.

But no matter how useful it is, even though he is a baby daddy, he also has life-saving skills.

There is a kind of don't wear underwear when you go out.

As Qiao Ke was walking, she felt that she was exerting force on her body in the wrong direction, and then a dozen pieces of men's and women's underwear suddenly flew out from a clothing store next to her, binding her tightly from top to bottom.

Everyone was shocked by this sudden scene.

Ordinary people: "Who is this with a powerful hand? It's so powerful. The whole underwear flew out with a splash. I'm so envious!"

Cultivator: "Fuck, which of the same kind is such a spoof, can you fly icebergs and seas of fire, what the fuck are you doing with flying underwear, how do you let us face things like underwear in the future!"

Lin Chuyang ignored everyone's different expressions, raised his chin provocatively at Qiao Ke, turned around and left.

Small sample, remember not to wear underwear next time you fight with your brother.

Moser's expression was a little subtle.

The power of his underwear is really... special.

The last time I tore someone's belt, this time she was in underwear, what will be the next time?

He seemed to be looking forward to it a little bit more.

But since Qiao Ke wanted to die so much, then let her be fulfilled.

When Moze turned around, a very thin silver needle popped out from between his fingers, instantly sank into the underwear, and pierced Qiao Ke's skin.

And Qiao Ke felt like she was bitten by a bug the whole time.

Lin Chuyang returned to the inn and saw that it was still early, so he sat on the bed for a while, and the system popped out again.

System: "Host, harem mission - Qiao Ke, whether to trigger random punishment first."

Lin Chuyang paused, "Trigger it."

System: "Random penalty generation, ask the host to sing a song to the protagonist."

Lin Chuyang: "What song?"

System: "At that time, it will be randomly selected according to Du Niang, KG and other charts, and the system will play the accompaniment."

Lin Chuyang doubted: "You won't cheat me again, will you?"

System: "Don't worry, the host, the randomly selected songs are not under the control of the system. Besides, isn't the punishment love letter from the last mission still in the package?"

Lin Chuyang thought for a while, and it seems to be...