What to do if you are spotted by the straight man next door

When Su Bin went abroad, smartphones capable of navigation were not popular yet, so when he found himself on an unfamiliar road, he was still a little worried.

But there is a saying, "Getting lost is the best way to get to know a city..." Su Bin suddenly thought of walking like this, as long as he walked in the right direction, he would definitely be able to go back. Can encounter some "different scenery"...

Su Bin, who suffered from intermittent literary disease, quickly calmed down, and while dreaming of the dream of "relying on part-time jobs to get rich and marry Chen Xiaotian to the pinnacle of life", he happily embarked on the "strange journey", but the cruel reality is that, Not only did he fail to walk back to the familiar road, but the more he walked, the more he felt something was wrong!

Why... is it getting colder and colder around you?

Country B is not like China, where people can be seen everywhere.

In City M, apart from places like the bustling city center, China Town, and train stations, sometimes ordinary streets and alleys or residential areas can't be seen for a long time...

Su Bin became a little nervous. He saw an old lady staggering not far away, and rushed up to ask for directions.

The old lady's ears were not good, and after listening for a long time, she seemed to understand what Su Bin said, but she gave an uncertain instruction.

Su Bin thanked him, but he didn't dare to follow the direction pointed by the other party, because the old lady pointed in the same direction as he came...Does he have to turn back?

Before he knew it, Su Bin had already been gone for almost an hour. If he had to go back the same way, it would be his life!

Uneasy Su Bin decided to go to the next intersection to have a look. If he still felt something was wrong, he quickly took a taxi and went home!

But he made a very stupid decision, because when he walked to the next intersection, he really encountered a "different scenery", but that "landscape" was a dark cemetery...

"Fuck..." Su Bin was instantly stunned!

The gothic heavy tones everywhere gave people a great visual shock and soul shock... Su Bin took several steps back and stared ahead.

The cemetery is densely packed with stone tablets and crosses, either inserted on the ground or standing on long hexagonal stones, not neatly arranged, but not disorganized, just sleeping in this quiet and desolate, sparsely populated place A corner of the city...

At this moment, countless terrifying images flashed through Su Bin's mind, such as the abandoned castle for thousands of years, green-skinned zombies crawling out of the ground, vibrating hexagonal coffins, vampires with red eyes... Ahhhh!

These associations do not come out of thin air.Chen Xiaotian loves to read books and watch movies, and Su Bin will also watch some movies along with him, such as medieval ghost movies, popular tomb robbery novels, etc.; and Su Bin was particularly obsessed with playing a game called "Plants vs. Zombies" for a while, his favorite The most important link is the infinite level, fighting against wave after wave of zombies, every time he defends until he can no longer resist, the moment his brain is eaten by zombies, he is always terrified and painful, but he feels so exciting and sour ...

But no matter what, seeing such a scene in reality is different from watching movies or playing games!

The adrenaline of Su Bin, who was over-enhanced, was soaring. He turned around and ran away in fright. He ran for two or three kilometers as if he had drunk ten cans of Red Bull. He didn't dare to slow down until he was sure that he was far away from the cemetery...

Exhausted and sweating profusely, he finally paid for a taxi home.

There was no one at home, Su Bin was paralyzed on the sofa, and quickly called Chen Xiaotian to calm down...

After hearing Su Bin's experience, Chen Xiaotian couldn't help laughing and said, "If you get lost, you can be considered amazing!"

Su Bin said angrily: "Damn it, who said 'getting lost is the best way to get to know a city'? See if I don't beat him to death!"

Chen Xiaotian: "Don't say it, I think this sentence is quite right. Don't you think that through this experience, you have realized another side of M City? If you follow the map, who would go to see it? A cemetery?"

Su Bin: "..."

Chen Xiaotian: "Maybe, there is some kind of power in the dark that is guiding you there!"

Su Bin complained: "My eldest lady, you know that I am timid, so don't scare me!"

Chen Xiaotian laughed out loud.

It was almost midnight in China, and Chen Xiaotian went to sleep after the two chatted for a while.

Although Su Bin didn't get much comfort, he still talked about it, and after hearing his lover's laughter, he felt much better.

After returning to the room, Su Bin went to Google Maps to check the section of road he had just passed. Before he saw the cemetery, he carefully memorized some street names.

After investigation, I found that the road I took was completely different from the road home...

No!Su Bin didn't think he was a person with a poor sense of direction. Looking back on what happened just now, it was like having a nightmare. Although "after waking up" it wasn't as frightening anymore, he still had lingering fears...

Such an experience made Su Bin feel incredible. Could it be that, as Chen Xiaotian said, a strange force was pulling him in that direction?

"..." Su Bin shook his head, got rid of those messy thoughts, and decided to browse the Xiaonei website to change his mood.

There were a lot of comments on the coffee photos posted in the morning. Su Bin read them one by one, and was attracted by a person named "Li Meihan Baby".

——Li Meihan Baby: "Hey, you are actually in country B! Which city? Come out and make an appointment!"

Su Bin was taken aback, Li Meihan?This name sounds so familiar...Su Bin couldn't remember it, so he clicked on her homepage.

The girl posted a lot of photos, and Su Bin had a vague impression when he saw the real photos—this girl seemed to be Chen Xiaotian's deskmate in high school.

Because of his relationship with Chen Xiaotian, many friends around Chen Xiaotian also know him.

Su Bin replied: "Well, come to M University for an exchange year."

The other party quickly replied: "Ah! I'm in L city, very close to you!" Country B is a small island country, and the train is the main means of transportation. It only takes four to 10 minutes to travel from M city to L city by train.

Su Bin: "Really? But I've just arrived, so I'm not very familiar with this place yet."

Li Meihan in the photo is quite pretty. Su Bin recalled her in high school, but he really didn't have a deep impression on her.

Maybe it was because Chen Xiaotian was so beautiful back then, and the girls around her became a foil; or maybe it was because all my attention was on Chen Xiaotian back then, and I didn't have the time to look at other girls.

Li Meihan did not continue to leave a message, but instead sent him a private message: "If I have time to go to M city on weekends, I will go to visit you. It is really rare to meet high school classmates here!"

The girl looked very enthusiastic, and Su Bin couldn't refuse, so he could only say: "Welcome!"

Li Meihan asked him for QQ and mobile phone number, added friends, and sent a text message to confirm before continuing to chat.

It was only then that Su Bin learned that Li Meihan did not perform well in the college entrance examination, and went directly to country B to study preparatory courses after graduation. No wonder he didn't see Chen Xiaotian and this same table again afterward.

After chatting about old things, Li Meihan suddenly asked: "Are you and Chen Xiaotian still together?"

Su Bin looked at this question and felt a little strange: What does this girl want to know?Could it be that she... wants to poach a corner?

To a certain extent, Su Bin is still a bit narcissistic, let's just talk about his appearance - would someone who can catch up with the school girl be ugly?

That's right, apart from his excellent grades, Su Bin also looks like a dog.He inherited his mother's features in appearance. Before he went to high school, he was crushed by many girls because his facial features looked a bit like a Taiwanese cream boy; A lot of heroism.Because of these, Su Bin is quite confident about his appearance, if he didn't have that confidence, he wouldn't dare to chase Chen Xiaotian!

There is a saying that goes well, a handsome girl is called "chasing", and an ugly girl is called "stalking"...

Su Bin replied to Li Meihan: "Be together all the time."

Li Meihan: "But when she graduated from high school, I heard she said she wanted to break up with you..."

Su Bin was taken aback, remembering that Chen Xiaotian broke up with him at a KTV party not long before they were going to report at the university, and the party was also to see off some students who were going to other provinces.But Li Meihan just said that she took the IELTS test soon after graduation and went abroad, so when did she hear Chen Xiaotian say "break up"?

For a moment, Su Bin really wanted to impulsively ask Li Meihan about the details of the time, but he was only impulsive for a moment, and soon felt ashamed of his suspiciousness.

...Since two people are in love with each other, they have to trust each other unconditionally, don't they?

Su Bin replied to her: "It was indeed separated for a while, but after I went to college, I chased her back. [Grinning]"

That's right, there are many classmates who stayed in Hangzhou. Many people knew about Chen Xiaotian's KTV breakup. Although Chen Xiaotian doesn't play social networks, Li Meihan probably learned about it through word of mouth from old classmates.

Li Meihan: "That's it...then congratulations!"

Su Bin: "Thank you, I have the opportunity to come to City M, and I will treat you to dinner."

Li Meihan: "That's it. [Smiling]"

However, although Li Meihan left the contact information, Li Meihan contacted Su Bin again, but it was very late.

By that time, many relationships were completely different from what they are now.

When Yang Chengzhe came back in the evening, Su Bin heard the sound and went downstairs. He saw Yang Chengzhe greet him and said, "Come and see, I bought some snacks. What do you like to eat?"

Su Bin was very moved: "Brother Cheng, you really bought it!"

Yang Chengzhe took the things that needed to be put in the refrigerator to the kitchen. Seeing that there were many bottles and cans on the operating table, and a bowl of shiitake mushrooms soaked, he asked Su Bin, "Are you out shopping too?"

Su Bin: "Well, I went shopping in Chinatown this afternoon."

Yang Chengzhe: "Go alone?"

Su Bin: "Yeah... I almost lost my way on the way back." What "almost" got lost, did you already get lost?However, Su Bin felt that it would be embarrassing to say such embarrassing things.

Yang Chengzhe: "If you get lost, you can call me. I have been here for eight years, and now I can't get lost with my eyes closed."

Su Bin smiled and said yes, but Yang Chengzhe was so busy, how could he bother him with such a trivial matter, he felt like an unweaned brat...

Yang Chengzhe: "Have you eaten yet?"

Su Bin: "Not yet."

Yang Chengzhe: "I bought some vegetables, or I..."

"Brother Cheng!!" Su Bin interrupted him excitedly before he finished speaking, "I'll cook today! Look, I've even soaked the shiitake mushrooms!"

"You know how to cook?" Yang Chengzhe gave him a suspicious look, then patted his head, "I was so busy that I forgot that you cooked porridge in the morning."

Su Bin pushed Yang Chengzhe out of the kitchen with a smile all over his face: "You stayed up all night yesterday, why don't you hurry up and take a rest!" He said to himself, don't think I'm younger than you, I don't know how much better my cooking skills are than you...

Yang Chengzhe finally gave up: "Thank you for your hard work."

Su Bin: "It's not hard, it's not hard, there are comings and goings...it should be!"

After finally coaxing Yang Chengzhe away, Su Bin put his hand on his chest... There was no danger!

With enough ingredients, Su Bin also has room to play. He cooked a stewed chicken nugget with braised mushrooms, fried a pot of pork slices with colored peppers, and steamed a large bowl of minced meat custard, although the appearance was not as good as that sold in restaurants. , but Su Bin is confident that these dishes taste good.

After the three bowls of dishes were brought to the table, Yang Chengzhe was so dumbfounded that his jaw almost dropped: "Su Bin, I really underestimated you!"

The two were about to start, and Ellen just happened to come back!

"Ellen, come here and taste Micheal's craftsmanship...it's amazing!" Yang Chengzhe couldn't help but greet Su Bin.

Hearing the smell of vegetables in the room, Ellen was also taken aback for a while, but he was not as exaggerated as Yang Chengzhe, he just slightly opened those deep eyes...

Because she was not used to sharing tableware with others, Ellen took a plate and a small bowl by herself, and picked a small portion of the three dishes to taste.If this behavior is performed by another person, nine out of ten it will appear to be "pretentious", but it seems natural for Ellen to do this.

Yang Chengzhe picked up half a shiitake mushroom, and as soon as he put it in his mouth, an intoxicated look appeared on his face: "Oh~~~~~"

Seeing this, Ellen also took a piece, observing and smelling critically, but she was hesitant to try it.

Yang Chengzhe immediately began to use his erudition and talents, and said to Ellen: "This is a kind of fungus called 'scented mushroom' (?), which is one of the special products of China. In China, this kind of mushroom is called "fungus mushroom". The queen of the world", "the king of the baby growing on the mountain", because it is rich in vitamins, high in protein, low in fat, and has very high nutritional value..."

"..." Su Bin was overwhelmed when he heard it, and he was indeed a doctor who could explain "mushroom" in such a concise and clear English!

Yang Chengzhe's words made Ellen very helpful, especially after learning that the mushrooms are rich in nutrition, his eyes lit up, but when he really ate the mushrooms, his complexion became ugly: "It's hard eat."

Yang Chengzhe said with a smile: "Everyone will feel that the taste of shiitake mushrooms is strange at the beginning, but after you have eaten a few pieces, you will be overwhelmed by its deliciousness, and its aroma will invade your taste buds and disintegrate your resistance. If you eat other mushrooms, it’s like chewing wax..."

Yang Chengzhe kept expressing his views on "mushrooms", trying to impress Ellen to continue eating.

Su Bin almost burst out laughing, eating shiitake mushrooms still has such a mental journey?This stuff is just like green peppers and celery. Those who like it like it, and those who don't like it will feel sick when they smell it. Moreover, each kind of mushroom tastes different in Su Bin's opinion, which is definitely not what Yang Chengzhe said.

After listening to Yang Chengzhe's words, Kei Lun unexpectedly... took another sip!

Su Bin: "..."

Ellen chewed and finished eating slowly, raised her eyebrows and said, "Well, it's better."

Yang Chengzhe smiled and said, "Let me just say it!"

Su Bin: "..." He really felt that Yang Chengzhe shouldn't be a teaching assistant, he should bring his knowledge to do sales...

The author has something to say: 【Note】

[Regarding cemeteries in country B]: I don’t know why, but cemeteries are very common in cities in country B. Sometimes there are cafes, shops, etc. around cemeteries, and cemeteries can often be seen near houses and chapels. In short, in country B In the magical country, the masses are not shy about cemeteries at all. There is a cemetery in the city center of Oxford, and people come and go every day... 囧.

Next, Xiao Shou will unfold his endless imagination, running wildly like a grass mud horse farther and farther on the Mahler Gobi... Are you looking forward to it? XD