What to do if you are spotted by the straight man next door

After replying to the post, Su Bin felt relieved and had no dreams until dawn.

After waking up, he went to wash in a daze, and happened to meet Ellen who had just finished using the bathroom. Su Bin wanted to say hello in a friendly manner, but he saw a gloomy expression on her face.

"Michael." Ellen didn't say good morning to him, but called his name directly.

Su Bin was stunned... What, what's wrong?

Ellen declared solemnly: "There is one thing that I must explain to you from beginning to end."

Su Bin's remaining drowsiness was dispelled by the other party's attitude: "...what's the matter?"

Ellen: "About the bathroom sanitation I was talking about."

"...Huh?" Su Bin remembered that Ellen had written this on the note, and he followed suit. What's the problem?

Ellen signaled Su Bin to follow him into the bathroom, then pointed to the mirror and said, "The sink is very close to the mirror, and when you brush your teeth, there will be water splashing on it, leaving white water stains, so you have to use a disposable one every time you brush your teeth." Wipe it off with a paper towel."

Su Bin was stunned...he wouldn't pay attention to such details, okay?

After Ellen finished speaking, she stared at Su Bin expressionlessly, and Su Bin quickly said, "Oh, I see."

Ellen pointed out several similar places, including the toilet seat, because water may splash out when peeing and flushing the toilet. The tiny water foam is invisible to the naked eye, but Ellen used "data" Tell Su Bin that the water may spray to a radius of half a meter, so every time you use the toilet, you must wipe it...

"Oh..." Su Bin's heart has been shocked!

Then, Ellen opened the door of the built-in closet, pointed to a row of cleaning tools inside, and introduced to Su Bin how to use them, such as disposable gloves, disposable non-woven rags, disinfectant, bleach, fiber hair dissolver , Alcohol cotton, lubricating fluid(?)... Nima!Is this a washroom or a laboratory?Why are there so many strange things?He doesn't carry the virus, is it necessary to do such a deep cleaning?

However, who can tell him what the "lubricating fluid" mixed in a lot of cleaning supplies is for?

Before she had time to make up her mind, Ellen told Su Bin tactfully: "Is your girlfriend in China?" Ellen heard Yang Chengzhe mention it, "When you miss her, you will need this."

"..." Hua Ke!Su Bin's whole body was about to burn, and then became stiff and petrified...

"Don't be embarrassed, this is a physiological need," Ellen added blankly, and added, "But remember to disinfect after you're done, and properly dispose of those liquids," Ellen glanced at Su pointedly. Bin's crotch, "...It will be troublesome to mix with the hair, and it may cause the sewer pipe to be blocked."

"..." Su Bin was so embarrassed that he didn't know what to say! !

"I take out the bathroom garbage every day, that's all, it's very simple, right?" Ellen finally finished explaining.

...Until now, Su Bin understood what Yang Chengzhe meant when he said Ellen had a cleanliness habit!

Su Bin felt that he was wrong, explaining the rosé wine yesterday was not the time Ellen talked the most in front of him, this time it was!

Thanks to the guilt he felt there last night, he even felt that Ellen was a very considerate person...to be considerate of your sister, this requirement is too harsh!

"Michael," Ellen said, looking at Su Bin with a serious face, "tell me that you understand everything, and promise to do it, okay?"

Su Bin: "..."

When Ellen said the last sentence, it was not as simple as asking "Do you understand" casually? He acted like a master who was giving orders to his servants. Not only did he not accept rejection, but he also waited for the other party to say " Yes, my master, I am willing to serve you"...

Of course Su Bin wouldn't say that, but he was still brought into that situation by Ellen's tone and aura, and he answered obediently: "I... promise."

Ellen nodded: "Very good."

Su Bin: "..."

It wasn't until Ellen turned and left that Su Bin gradually came to his senses, and then he was Sparta... Why did he behave so obediently just now QAQ!And isn't Ellen going to change rooms with Yang Chengzhe soon?Just a few days to make a serious statement?Do you want to promise him yourself?There is no mistake!

But even if he thought so, Su Bin didn't dare to say such a thing. After all, changing the room was a matter between Ellen and Yang Chengzhe. If he brought it up first, it would be like expressing his opinion on Ellen and urging him to move out quickly. Same……

In fact, Su Bin is very willing to understand Ellen's obsession with cleanliness, and cooperate with her to do some cleaning. After all, obsession with cleanliness can be regarded as a psychological problem (?), which shows that Ellen is a patient.As a normal person, Su Bin can show a little tolerance and understanding to the "patient"... But what does Ellen's attitude of "top to bottom" just mean? !

Su Bin angrily washed his face, brushed his teeth, and angrily did the cleaning that Ellen ordered; the former took 1 minute, and the latter took 10 minutes... Damn, what is the bathroom for washing? The ones are still used to be washed!

The distance between the two became closer because of a steak meal, and they became farther apart because of the cleanliness problem.

But Su Bin was depressed and depressed, so he couldn't keep thinking about this matter. Thinking that Ellen would move out soon after all, in order to avoid conflicts, he would try his best to do what he "guaranteed".

In class during the day, Su Bin and Sun Yujie sat next to each other. During class, when they talked about the steak they ate last night, Su Bin was full of praise.

Sun Yujie said heartily: "Is it so delicious? Let's go together next time!"

Su Bin was stunned for a moment, and shouted: "You haven't been to the restaurant I just mentioned in M ​​City for two years? My roommate said that his steak is very famous!"

Sun Yujie blushed: "I usually order Chinese takeaway...or eat Subway, pizza, etc."

Su Bin couldn't help complaining: "You nerd, don't stay in the dormitory and play games all the time, go out with your friends more!"

Sun Yujie scratched his head: "I don't have any friends to play with."

Su Bin: "..."

Sun Yujie told Su Bin that there were only seven Chinese in their class, one from Taiwan, three from Hong Kong, and the remaining three were Sun Yujie and the two girls.In the whole department, Taiwanese and Hong Kong people have their own circles, as do mainlanders, and Cheng Ang, who is a year ahead of them, is a recognized student representative in the mainland student circle, equivalent to the level of the chairman of the student union of a domestic university.

Cheng Ang has high prestige among mainland students. He is not only handsome, but also has a strong family background in China. He is also a top student with all A grades. Therefore, single Chinese girls in the finance department flock to him when they see him. There are also many girls in other majors who invite him to parties in various names...

When it comes to Cheng Ang, Sun Yujie is full of energy. Su Bin thought he had a conflict with Cheng Ang before, but now it seems that he is completely wrong. As for whether it is a rival relationship, it is hard to say. After all, Cheng Ang's conditions, the rival must There are too many.

"Cheng Ang lives very close to you?" Su Bin remembered that they ran into Cheng Ang shortly after they went downstairs that day.

"Well, in the same student apartment, but he doesn't live in a shared apartment, but a single apartment." Jason lives in a three-bedroom student apartment, and the other two roommates are foreigners, but Jason can't cook , so I don’t go to the common room very much, and I don’t have much interaction with my roommates.

At noon, Sun Yujie took Su Bin to GREGGS, pointed to a shelf of freshly baked stuffed bread and said, "Do you know, the Chinese translation of this thing is 'short cake'."

Su Bin took a bite and said, "Isn't this a baked pie?... It tastes good, but is it enough for such a small one? It's not bad for breakfast!"

"You don't have enough food, then buy another one, I recommend the one with chicken stuffing." Sun Yujie ate the palm-sized pie in small bites, looking very satisfied.

Su Bin was speechless: "You eat these every day? No wonder you are so thin."

Sun Yujie bought a cup of coffee, drank it and said, "I have this to replenish my strength..."

There was no class in the afternoon, Su Bin thought of his big plan, and asked Sun Yujie where to sell "gold, silver and jewelry".

Sun Yujie looked at Su Bin suspiciously: "What are you doing?"

Su Bin whispered to him: "I want to buy a diamond ring for my girlfriend."

Sun Yujie's eyes widened, he was very surprised, but soon, the surprise turned into longing and yearning: "Your girlfriend is so happy, I really envy her!"

Su Bin felt weird. In this situation, shouldn't Sun Yujie punch himself and then look at him adoringly and say "Su Bin, you're so damn good", "Su Bin, you're such a good man"?Why are you envious of his girlfriend? If you want to be envious, you are also envious of his "having" a girlfriend, right?

Before Su Bin thought about it, Sun Yujie excitedly said: "To buy a diamond ring, of course I have to go to Tiffany (Tiffany). I know there is one near M&S. I'll take you there!"

When the two arrived at the specialty store, Su Bin was educated about the romantic story of Tiffany and the symbolic meaning of diamond rings in various series, and soon felt that it was very suitable... He listened to the introduction of the counter consultant, and at the same time, he was distracted and fantasized that he would give Chen Xiaotian a ring. At the moment when he gave her the ring, he promised to give her the love and care of his life. Chen Xiaotian was so moved that tears filled his eyes, and he threw himself into his arms...

"Su Bin, thank you, I love you..."

"I love you too, Xiaotian..."

"Let's get married!"

"Hmm~!!"

...Romantic music sounded in my ears...

"~~~~ang~oil~~~~ang~~oil~~~~"

"...Hey, the clerk asked what size your girlfriend's ring finger is! What are you thinking?"

"Huh?" Su Bin woke up from his fantasy, and said in a daze, "I don't know..."

Sun Yujie: "You don't know what ring to buy, call and ask!"

Su Bin: "No! This is a surprise I want to give her. If I ask her, she will definitely guess what I'm going to do. My girlfriend is very smart."

Sun Yujie said helplessly, "Then what should I do?"

Su Bin: "Let's look at the style and price first."

Under the introduction and recommendation of the clerk, Su Bin chose a tapered platinum ring from the Harmony series, the price of which is about [-] RMB.

Su Bin calculated that if he worked part-time for ten months, he would earn 170PDS per month, deducting the minimum hourly wage, at least eight hours a week, just one day. In fact, the pressure is not too great.

With the bottom line in his heart, Su Bin felt relieved...

With one eye, Su Bin saw Sun Yujie staring at the glass cabinet with an intoxicated expression on his face.

"What are you looking at?" Su Bin leaned over to take a look, and found that there were relatively simple and simple men's rings... "What are you looking at? Did you buy it and wear it yourself?"

Although Su Bin asked this question, he followed suit, imagining which one he chose would match the one he picked for Chen Xiaotian, and could be used as a wedding ring... Well, but in this case, he would be under a lot of pressure to work, so it's still a good deal. Well, just buy a silver ring for yourself, one or two hundred yuan is enough.

Just as he was thinking about it, he heard Sun Yujie murmuring beside him: "I really hope that one day I can receive such a gift."

"Cough..." Su Bin couldn't help but said, "Can this thing be used as a casual gift? Even if it's a future date, it's not good for a girl to buy such an expensive thing?"

"Yeah..." Sun Yujie smiled wryly, as if feeling unspeakably lost and frustrated: "This kind of thing is always unrealistic."

Su Bin looked at the little Sun Yujie and suddenly felt that he was pitiful, so he comforted him and said, "If you find a girlfriend who is very, very rich and rich, it is not impossible."

Sun Yujie looked at Su Bin melancholy, his eyes were full of resentment, as if he couldn't express his suffering, Su Bin was stupefied by him...

"Hey, this ring is so beautiful!" Su Bin was attracted by the ring in another glass cabinet.

It was a golden platinum ring inlaid with white diamonds and blue gemstones. The ring was a bit wide, surrounded by several "X", which looked very gorgeous and shining.

For some reason, when Su Bin looked at the ring, he inexplicably thought of Ellen, of his aristocratic and gorgeous aura and deep temperament, of his jade-like pale skin and slender fingers, and of his usually not black. It's the gray and dark style of dressing...

Ellen does not seem to be wearing any jewelry. If she wears such a ring on her hand, it will be a good decoration, but it might look even more magical... Oh no, Su Bin was terrified when he thought about it, and immediately stopped thinking about it .

The author has something to say: 【Note】

1. [Hua Ke]: fuck

2. [Lubricating fluid]: It’s not for poking chrysanthemums ==+, boys also use lubricants to assist friction when masturbating ~ friction ~ can also avoid scratching penis foreskin when masturbating... (Ah, this one Explanation is evil!)

3. [GREGGS] A bakery chain store in country B sells a variety of baked puff pastry called pastry.

4. [Tiffany]: Tiffany & Co, a jewelry brand in the United States.