What to do if you are spotted by the straight man next door

It was only then that Ellen found Jin Wu who was slumped on the sofa. Jin Fei introduced, "Ah, this is my younger sister. She is studying in France."

"France?" Ellen raised her eyebrows, looked at Jin Wu, and greeted her in standard French.

Jin Wu: "..." (Roaring inwardly: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ah~ help!)

Su Bin was also stunned, and asked Ellen, "Do you speak French?"

Ellen: "Yeah."

Jin Wu blushed and said: "Benzhu (Hello in French)! You can call me Alissa, this is my French name, and French is my first foreign language! I have been studying French since I was a child, so I don’t know much about it. English is spoken and it's great that you speak French!"

"Thank you." Ellen smiled, and chatted with Jin Wu in French.

Jin Fei had just ordered Song Ma to prepare tea and fruit, and came back to urge them both: "Okay, let's talk later, let's go to the chess and card room."

Jin Fei has two chess and card rooms in his home, both on the second floor, one with a mahjong machine and the other with a Texas hold'em table.The mahjong room was originally prepared for Jin Fei's mother, but Jin Fei's mother didn't like to invite Ma friends to her house, and preferred to go out by herself, so it gradually became unused, and it was only useful when visiting relatives during the New Year's holidays.

Jin Fei turned on the stereo and played some energetic music.After several people sat down around the mahjong table, Su Bindao asked, "How do you play?"

"Damn! Are you Chinese?" Jin Fei looked at Su Bin speechlessly: "You don't even know how to do this?"

Su Bin was not convinced: "Can't you teach me?" Ellen can learn, why can't he?Many mahjong tiles have Chinese characters on them, so I must be faster than Ellen to learn it by myself, right?

Jin Fei was helpless: "Yes, I will teach you, Jin Wu you teach Ellen."

Because there are two people on the poker table who don't know how to do it, we can only learn from the simplest "right and wrong".

Jin Fei first asked Su Bin to recognize the cards, said the basic rules of "right to right", and then said: "You just remember, play the cards you don't want, eat and touch the cards you want-but you You can only 'eat' the cards from your previous house, which is mine, and you will win if you meet the winning conditions after touching or self-drawing!"

"Isn't this very simple!" Su Bin probably understood it, and looking at Ellen, he really hasn't learned it yet, and he is asking Jin Wu a question, but they speak French, and Jin Fei and Su Bin can't understand it either. , can only wait patiently.

After a while, Jin Wu said to Jin Fei: "Brother, your friend seems to have a very high IQ!"

Jin Fei: "What do you mean?"

Jin Wu: "He... asked a lot of questions that I couldn't answer."

Jin Fei: "Aha, Xiaobai is like this, just play around and you'll know."

Jin Wu complained silently in her heart: You don't understand...

Jin Fei pressed the button of the automatic mahjong machine: "Come on, let's start!"

Jin Wu: "Is it money?"

Jin Fei: "Of course, otherwise there would be no excitement, but we are all on our own, so let's play something small, let's say ten yuan a game."

Su Bin was startled when he heard that, he didn't even have a dime on him, so he quickly looked at Ellen and said, "We're miserable!"

Ellen: "Huh? Why?"

Su Bin: "The two unscrupulous brothers and sisters want to count the money. They dug a hole and waited for us to jump. They are novices who bully us!"

Ellen: "Oh..."

oh?Su Bin glared at Ai Lun, I have all my belongings on you, and you actually gave me an "oh"?

Ellen glanced at him with a smile: "Don't worry, I have money."

Su Bin: "..."

The first game let the two "rookies" get acquainted with the rules, and it was not considered money; at the beginning of the second game, Jin Fei was gearing up to slaughter the sheep, but unfortunately the two brothers and sisters accidentally killed each other, and Jin Fei lost ten yuan to Jin Wu Qian; in the third game, the god of luck descended on Su Bin, and he was stumped!

In the fourth round, except for Ellen who was a bit slow in recognizing the cards, the rest of the players got it right; the fifth, the sixth... until the tenth round, everyone in the room had fooled around, except Ellen didn't—— He will only "eat"!

Su Bin is his boss, but whenever Su Bin plays a card, Ellen will often spit out a word slowly - "eat", and he still speaks Chinese, beer slip!

Everyone was speechless. Can Ellen know how to play?Su Bin was also depressed by his "eating": "Don't just eat me...Eating so much, it's useless to be innocent!" He even suspected that Ellen used to play games to abuse himself because he was lucky!

Unexpectedly, Ellen said with a smile: "Because every time I eat your cards, your expression is very... Ingstein."

Knowing the "truth", Jin Fei was about to kneel to Ellen, and Jin Wu also had a smile on his face: "Brother, your friend is too funny!"

"You can't do this," Jin Fei couldn't help but said, "Playing mahjong is an activity for four people, how can you be alone! Jin Wu, change places with Ellen!"

After the two changed positions, they started lap No.11. Not long after the start, Ellen successfully got the card she wanted, and said "lucky."

Everyone: "..." Grass, really lucky!

In round No. 12, Ellen ate and touched, and didn't play too well. Finally, she got a card from Jinwu, and it was a mess.

In the No.13 round, Ellen touched Jin Fei's card and got screwed.

In the No.14 inning, Ellen was hushed.

Fifteen rounds, sixteen rounds... twenty rounds, Ellen pushed the tiles with a smile: "Mahjong is very interesting."

Jin Wu vomited blood lying on the side: "I thought he just had a high IQ, but I didn't expect his luck to be against the sky... It's incredible!"

Jin Fei said weakly: "You should switch back and continue to play Su Bin's cards..."

Su Bin: "Don't! Don't make it sound like Ellen just let you!"

Jin Wu looked up at Su Bin: "Isn't it? Just now I put all the cards of suits in front of him, and he remembered them all at a glance!"

Su Bin didn't want to say anything...

Back in the room, Su Bin asked Ellen curiously, "Have you ever played mahjong before?"

Ellen: "No."

Su Bin: "Then why are you so good?"

Ellen: "Good luck."

Su Bin had an expression of "you're fucking kidding me": "Why is my luck so bad!"

Ellen flicked his forehead: "Because you are stupid."

Su Bin: "..."

Ellen smiled for a while, and finally told Su Bin the reason: "There are only a hundred or so cards in total. If you calculate more based on your card playing habits, the winning rate will be higher."

Su Bin was stunned for a moment: "Wait, can you remember all the cards we played?"

Ellen: "Well, you like cylinders more than numbers, and you often make bird pairs, don't you?"

When Su Bin thought about it, fuck...it really is!

Ellen: "However, in this game, everything depends on luck. Tonight is my luck."

Su Bin thought silently, I don't know where I read a saying that luck is also a part of strength...

Forget it, he'd better not get to the bottom of it, Ellen is very Orz...

In the evening, Ellen dragged Su Bin to take a bath together again. Su Bin was shy and unwilling. He felt that the two of them rubbing naked in the water were more shameful than doing that kind of thing on the bed!What's more, this is Jin Fei's house...

But he couldn't bear Ellen's threatening eyes, so he could only bite the bullet, take off his clothes and obediently walk into the bathroom, accepting the "ravages".

However, everything is difficult at the beginning, and when he was really in that environment, Su Bin began to enjoy this feeling of skin-to-skin contact again.

He remembered Ellen speaking French with Jin Wu at night, and asked Ellen admiringly, "Have you ever lived in France?"

Ellen: "I have a distant relative in Paris who visited, but didn't stay long."

Su Bin: "Is Paris fun?"

Ellen: "It's a very romantic city, do you want to go? I can take you there in the future."

Su Bin thought about what Yang Chengzhe said before that Ellen was hospitalized after returning from France by plane, and hesitated: "But I don't want you to fly again."

Ellen kissed him on the cheek: "If time is not tight, we can take the train, State B's undersea tunnel leads directly to France."

Every time Ellen kisses Su Bin in the water, Su Bin will feel warm in his heart, because Ellen at that moment is really gentle and charming...

Everyone likes beautiful things, and Su Bin is no exception. In his eyes, Ellen is shining, and when he is stared at seriously by such a person, Su Bin will also have the illusion that he is starting to shine.

……

Feeling that Ellen's movements were getting more and more over the line, Su Bin quickly changed the subject: "When did you start learning French?"

Ellen: "Seven years old."

Su Bin: "When I was a university student in China, I met a senior from the French department. It was difficult to listen to her speak French..."

"It's not difficult, I've been studying for a year." Ellen was a little impatient that Su Bin always interrupted her actions, biting Su Bin's earlobe and asked, "Why do you keep speaking French?"

Su Bin groaned: "This is the first time I've heard you speak another country's language..." Ellen seemed to have said it when she called before, but there were only one or two short sentences, and Su Bin didn't take it to heart.

Ellen snapped as she bit him, "I'm more than French."

Su Bin: "Woo~ what else?"

Ellen: "German... Ichfindedichattraktivundsexy."

Su Bin gasped in pain: "...What do you mean?"

Ellen didn't answer him, but kissed him and said a lot of strange words. Su Bin was so confused that he couldn't speak smoothly: "What are you talking about?"

Ellen let go of him, and murmured: "Spanish, Portuguese, Latin... But Latin is rarely used, and it is limited to text reading."

Su Bin's mood has long been transformed from admiration to shock, and now he is completely numb: "You can speak so many languages, but you can't speak Chinese?"

Ellen gave a soft "ah~" and asked, "Do you want me to learn?"

Su Bin's face is full of bullshit, let's forget it, if this person can even learn Chinese, he will be too monster!

"...I want to know what you mean by those words~" Su Bin asked.

Ellen smiled, and instead of saying anything, she said, "Now you know how I feel when I don't understand the meaning of the Chinese you spit out occasionally?"

Su Bin: "..." Are you complaining?But I'd rather you don't understand, it's not a good thing anyway...

Ellen approached him and said in a low voice: "But it's okay, I like to hear your voice, your Chinese pronunciation is better than Fly's and theirs...very sexy."

Su Bin: "..." It doesn't matter if it sounds nice, but what the hell is sexy? OAO

The two of them were standing under the shower doing something inappropriate for children, when suddenly someone knocked on the door outside!

Su Bin trembled all over, and slid out of Ellen's arms like a loach: "Someone is here..."

Ellen squinted her eyes and looked displeased, but there was nothing she could do: "Go."

Su Bin wiped his body dry, blushing and flashed out.

The author has something to say: [Note]:

Ichfindedichattraktivundsexy.

I think you are sexy and cute.