What to do if you are spotted by the straight man next door

Su Bin made an embarrassing "head", forcing Chen Xiaotian to turn around?

This time, he avenged himself: "Yu Wen, I think I've never forced Chen Xiaotian to do something she didn't want to do." For three months, he behaved everywhere, tried to please him, and thought of the most romantic way to impress Chen Xiaotian. "If you're talking about the confession, I always thought that Chen Xiaotian agreed voluntarily. Although I just realized recently that she might not have been willing at the time, but no one told me."

If Su Bin was in the country when Chen Xiaotian mentioned breaking up, he might cry and beg the other party not to leave him, but he would not threaten the other party with self-destructive things like dropping out of school. What's the difference?

"I can prove this," Jin Fei couldn't help but said to Yu Wen, "You know, this idiot has been in love with your roommate for three years, and he is still a virgin, hahaha! What normal man can bear Stay! Thinking about it this way, that roommate of yours is quite pitiful..."

Su Bin: "..." Dead flies, I am at odds with you! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Lin Na couldn't help covering her mouth and laughing, and quietly said to Su Bin: "It's a woman who can't bear it~"

Su Bin: "..." QAQ~

Yu Wen blushed and said, "Ah, to be honest, I feel that Chen Xiaotian doesn't regard you as a boyfriend, but as a younger brother. She always says you are too clingy. Is this true? I believe you really like it." She, you are so nice to her, but, Su Bin, I don’t know if you have heard a sentence, sometimes, you find all the apples in the world in front of her, but what she wants is just a pear ...You are not suitable for her, and the boy she likes is not your type. We used to think that you would gradually find that Chen Xiaotian was unable to do what he wanted, and would probably propose a breakup, but we never thought that you would be so serious and persistent."

Su Bin was silent, Yu Wen was right, but her chicken soup was not poured in the right place at all.

If Chen Xiaotian liked Su Bin, what other stories about apples and pears could Su Bin use to enlighten himself, but Chen Xiaotian didn't like him in the first place, so why would she eat her own apple as a pear?Or because there are no pears, so I will eat apples for the time being?But others still try to find out that the eater doesn't like to eat him with an apple, and when he gives everything infatuatedly, and there is only one core left, Chen Xiaotian wants to throw it away, and tells him: "Sure enough, I still like pears. "

Yu Wen continued to say: "Your exchange abroad was also suggested by another girl in our dormitory. She said that you and Chen Xiaotian would cool down for a while, but we didn't expect that Chen Xiaotian would leave so quickly. ... You proposed to break up first, and you got together with your friend so quickly."

She glanced at Su Bin apologetically: "But seeing that you are well now, we can rest assured."

Su Bin: "..." Damn~ I'm so sorry!

Jin Fei sneered: "We, we, us, do you really have the face to say that? You are the ones who made a mistake, and you are the ones who proposed a self-righteous way to break up. Does it mean that if things don't happen to you, you don't feel uncomfortable? "Jin Fei endured it for so long, and couldn't bear it anymore. While playing with the lighter in his hand, he said: "Do you know how much harm your self-righteous ideas have caused to others?"

Yu Wen said urgently: "We know..."

Jin Fei scolded: "You know what! Do you know how it feels to be separated in different places when you are in a relationship? Would you like me to separate your boyfriend and let him go to Africa for a year?"

Zhang Qi: "..."

Jin Fei: "Do you know that in order to buy a ring from your roommate, Su Bin foolishly went to pick up trash, went to a Chinese restaurant as an illegal worker to wash dishes, and worked as a coolie to carry beer? It took a hundred years of hard work to find a piece of sincerity. Feed the dog?"

Su Bin was in a hurry, so he interrupted Jin Fei and said, "Fly, I..."

Jin Fei glared at him: "Shut up, you idiot!"

Zhang Qi was shocked and said, "Is buying a ring a real thing? I'll go..."

Su Bin: "..." I'm really going to lose my face now, oh orz...

Zhang Qi glanced at Yu Wen reproachfully: "I told you from the beginning not to hide it!"

Yu Wen lowered her eyes and said, "We blame ourselves too..."

Jin Fei chuckled: "Self-blame? I think you are selfish! You even said that you are relieved to see Su Bin in good health? Isn't this the most common criminal psychology? Want to kill but don't want to go to jail for killing , so while stabbing someone else with a knife, he hoped that that person would not die, how vicious!"

Yu Wen: "It's not like that, we're not as good as you said..."

"Don't quibble!" Jin Fei interrupted her, "I haven't analyzed the motives of the crime for you yet, envy? Jealousy? Think about it too, your roommate should be pretty, right? IQ and appearance are not lacking, and there is a high-quality Boyfriend~ Oh, I didn’t expect her relationship to be very difficult. You guys are actually quite happy to see it? Right! How can one person get so many good things... Hehe, let’s just watch the show. , If you say it earlier, you won't have to watch the show..."

Jin Feihao did not shy away from presenting the worst side of human nature and magnifying it, spreading it in front of Yu Wen, Yu Wen was completely overwhelmed, and was about to be called crying right now.

Zhang Qi was also embarrassed, but he wisely chose not to speak for his girlfriend, because he always felt that those girls did something wrong.

Jin Fei glanced at her: "I could do it at the beginning, but don't pretend to be pitiful now, human nature has weaknesses, leisure and hard work are the most important, brother is this kind of person, and I didn't hide my shame? ... Hey, It's tiring to talk so much!" He tilted his head and called out, "Baby~"

Lin Na laughed heartlessly, leaned forward and gave Jin Fei a sweet kiss: "Wow~"

Su Bin looked at Zhang Qi and Yu Wen who looked embarrassed, and finally had a chance to speak: "Hey, my friend has said for me what I want to say and what I don't want to say, I will reserve my opinion... Yu Wen you Don't mind too much, there are seniors, among other things, about Chen Xiaotian, I have to thank you for reminding me first, if you hadn't told me, Chen Xiaotian wouldn't have broken up so quickly, and I couldn't have walked out so quickly."

Zhang Qi sighed and said with a wry smile: "Your friend is right, Su Bin, I have always thought you are a kind and sincere person. You were indeed a little childish before, but now you are more mature...you will meet more better friends."

"Accept your good words." Su Bin thanked them, and asked the two people, "In that case, shall we break up?"

When Jin Fei heard this, he couldn't wait to pull Lina up: "I haven't eaten lunch, and my stomach is still full of Nauseous Mocha... Hurry up and find a place to eat."

Ellen also pulled Su Bin to stand up, and in front of Zhang Qi and Yu Wen, hugged Su Bin's waist affectionately, slightly bent her head and whispered in his ear: "I'm hungry too."

Those two people: "..."

Su Bin: "..." What do you mean when you speak and stick to my ear? o////o

Walking to the door, Zhang Qi grabbed Su Bin and said, "Where does your friend live now?"In the evening...do you want me to treat you to a meal, what do you mean? "

Su Bin: "You mean Jin Fei? He lives in the Wanghu Hotel, please eat... Well, senior, you better not spend money."

Jin Fei walked ahead and heard it. He turned around and said, "Lena and I plan to move to Hyatt tonight, and we will be your companions. It will be convenient for us to travel tomorrow."

Zhang Qi was shocked: "You live in Hyatt?" He was so rich, so he decided not to treat him. . .

Su Bin: "Well..."

Zhang Qi: "Are you on Christmas vacation now? When will you return to country B? I'll see you off."

Su Bin declined, "We'll leave on New Year's Day, and we'll leave from Shanghai by then. You'll all be preparing for the final exam at that time. You should be quite busy, so don't bother."

Jin Fei: "Aren't you going to Beijing with your brother? Your brother Cheng is also there, and we can start from Beijing together."

When Su Bin heard that Brother Cheng was also in Beijing, his eyes lit up, and he looked at Ellen... Ellen reached out and pinched the back of his neck, and responded softly.

"Senior, goodbye!" Su Bin was in a good mood, and waved to him with a smile.

Looking at the backs of them leaving, Zhang Qi couldn't help but felt a sense of loss... and felt a little bit emotional. Birds of a feather flock together and people are divided into groups. No wonder Su Bin dropped out of school and left the provincial university, because he is no longer from this world.

The few people found a slightly upscale tea restaurant for dinner. Su Bin recalled what Jin Fei said just now, and admired him all over (except for the two sentences about being a virgin and picking up trash): "Jin Fei, I really admire you!" is you!"

Jin Fei said in desperation: "Shout Brother~"

Su Bin flattered and said, "You are my real brother!"

Jin Fei felt comfortable all over: "Hey~"

——The local tyrants are not scary these days, the scary thing is that the local tyrants are educated and can quarrel with others with a hooligan temperament!

Jin Fei's wonderful metaphors just now are many times better than Yu Wen's "apples and pears" bad street excuses. When Su Bin thinks about it, he feels very happy, and even his appetite improves a lot.

Su Bin was puzzled, why didn't he have such high quarrel skills as Jin Fei?He also didn't have Ellen's demonic mentality of treating everything as nothing and "you're going to die". Thinking about it this way, he suddenly felt that he was weak again.

"Hey, I'm going to work hard!" Su Bin suddenly clenched his fist while holding a piece of soy sauce ribs in his mouth.

Jin Fei: "Work hard for what?"

Su Bin: "Learn like you guys!"

Jin Fei answered with a smile: "What are you studying? Bed skills?"

Su Bin: "Get lost..." (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

"I'm talking about your eloquence!" Su Bin said angrily.

Jin Fei: "Hehehe, by the way, what about those two men and women who betrayed you? When are you going to bring them out in front of your brother?"

Su Bin: "Crow's Mouth! I don't want to see them... It's really annoying, I won't hide it from you."

Jin Fei: "What are you afraid of? With my brother here, are you still afraid that they will eat you? Then ask Linna to do me a favor and have a fierce sex scene with you in front of them. Make sure they both vomit blood together. Grade internal injuries."

Lin Na winked at Su Bin, and said cooperatively, "Your brother is so cute, I've long wanted to eat it~"

Jin Fei pinched her waist and said with a smirk, "You hungry little fairy!"

Su Bin: "..." Ellen help QAQ~

But Su Bin didn't expect that Jin Fei's "crow's mouth" really worked. The four of them returned to Hyatt together in the evening, and met the three people Su Bin least wanted to see at the main entrance of the hotel!