What to do if you are spotted by the straight man next door
Chapter 077. When I'm Happy
Su Bin called Shen Junfeng, but luckily the other party didn't change his phone number!Su Bin didn't ask directly on the phone, but asked the other party to meet near the Provincial University of Physical Education, and took a taxi there by himself.
"Cake smash! Long time no see!" Shen Junfeng gave Su Bin a big hug as soon as they met, and patted Su Bin's slightly thin body with his thick arms. If it wasn't for the thick coat, Su Bin would have been slapped by him The old blood is here!
However, at this moment, what Su Bin needs is this kind of straightforward hug, because this kind of behavior can make him find a little sense of reality, to prove that what he has done in the past 20 years is true.
Su Bin and Shen Junfeng haven't seen each other much since they went to college. This strong man who loves sports doesn't go to school very often, so he won't be influenced by those public opinions. That's why Su Bin sought him out.
"Let's go, I'll treat you to a barbecue!" The simple and rude 20-year-old boy didn't have the arty habit of drinking coffee and tea, so he took Su Bin directly to the roadside barbecue stand.
"Boss! Twenty skewers each of mutton and beef! Ten skewers each of chicken heart and beef veal, and two skewers of toasted bread, two skewers of grilled eggplant... Do you want spicy pancakes? ... Oh! Boss! Half spicy and half slightly spicy, Two more draft beers!" Shen Junfeng finished speaking in one breath, looked at Su Bin who was sitting next to him, and said, "Su Bin, I feel that you have changed a bit."
Su Bin was taken aback. This was the second acquaintance he met after returning to China, and he also said that he had changed.
"What changed?" Su Bin took the beer handed over by the boss, took a sip, and asked with a smile, "Mature?"
Shen Junfeng stretched out his palm to give Su Bin another touch, and cursed: "Pretend your mother is more serious than you!"
"Pfft..." All the beer that Su Bin had just swallowed spewed out.
"What's wrong with you? What happened to you? Ever since Chen Xiaotian said he was going to dump you last time, I haven't seen you crying like this. Could it be...you've been dumped again!" Shen Junfeng's eyes widened.
Su Bin took a deep breath, and the humid winter air in Hangzhou mixed with the thin charcoal smell entered his chest cavity: "...Damn it, is it really that obvious!"
Shen Junfeng was silent for a moment, then lightly patted Su Bin on the back, put his hand on his shoulder and said quietly, "Hey, let me just say, impulsive feelings can't go very far."
Su Bin scolded: "When did you say that!"
Shen Junfeng: "Well, I didn't say what I was thinking in my heart."
Su Bin said angrily: "Damn it, let go, I won't play with you anymore!"
...Hey, it turns out that the enviable first love in his own mind is the same in the eyes of others. Shen Junfeng is quite open-minded, and he will say such things.What about others?Maybe seeing myself and Chen Xiaotian together congratulate on the surface, but behind their backs they wish they could break up soon, right?
Shen Junfeng was amused by Su Bingang's words: "Why don't you play with me, you elementary school student? You don't play with me and you still come to me? Tell me, if you want to talk about life or want to sleep with me, buddy. "
Su Bin pushed his arm away from him, and said disgustedly: "Who wants to sleep with you! You smell like body odor!"
Shen Junfeng smiled "haha", used his arm to grab Subin's head, and even more vigorously moved towards him with the creaking nest to smoke him.
Su Bin twisted and struggled and couldn't get away, so he gave up: "I just came here to ask you...about rhubarb."
Shen Junfeng was stunned for a moment, and let go of his arms: "Ruga? What's wrong with him?"
Su Bin turned his head to look into Shen Junfeng's eyes, hesitated for a second, and said, "Fengzi, tell me about the prank and bet that confessed to Chen Xiaotian back then, Rhubarb and Chen Xiaotian..."
Su Bin couldn't continue, because he saw Shen Junfeng's eyes obviously changed.
"You know everything?" The other party retracted his arms and sat there, looking a little panicked.
Su Bin's heart skipped a beat. Sure enough, everyone knew, except himself...
Shen Junfeng took a sip of his wine and said, "It's not a prank, it's just a play we arranged..." The skewers were also served, but no one moved, "It's Chestnut, he first realized that Rhubarb is in love, and the object is So... which class is Chen Xiaotian? Hey, it's been too long, I can't remember clearly, let's just talk about the main point, the bet to go to the broadcasting room to confess to Chen Xiaotian in front of the whole school is not just a random idea, it's all well-designed Yes, we made the game to make Rhubarb lose and let him confess..."
Su Bin frowned and asked, "But why didn't anyone tell me about this?" He was inseparable from Huang Zhengming in high school, so it stands to reason that if they want to help Huang Zhengming, they shouldn't hide it from themselves!
Shen Junfeng glanced at him: "It's because you have a good relationship with Rhubarb! Who doesn't know that he treats you like a younger brother, and you too... Tell him even if you pooped in the toilet, can we tell you with confidence? And According to Rhubarb's personality, if he knew that this was deliberately arranged by us, would he go? Certainly not! In fact, the game design is not very rigorous, anyway, there are elements of playfulness in it. Unexpectedly, by accident, Huang Zhengming If you win, you lose... But at that time we thought that if Huang Zhengming really liked Chen Xiaotian, he would definitely stop you from going to the broadcasting room to confess, so we didn't stop him, and continued to boo, to see if he really didn't mean it, but we didn't expect He didn't say anything! Fuck, I thought it might have been a bit of a joke at the time... But we think you have a good personality, even if you confess and misunderstand, it's okay, and you won't be angry... Besides, that girl Chen Xiaotian is so cold , I'm sure I'd like to ignore it...but who would know that the girl really came after me!"
Shen Junfeng grabbed the skewers on the plate and continued while eating: "To be honest, we thought Rhubarb was quite sad at first, after all, the girl I like has no chance to confess, and he will have no chance at all after the famous woman has a wife. And later Rhubarb also knew about our 'trick', but he told none of us to tell you... I still think he's kind of a bitch."
Su Bin was speechless. Although it was confirmed from others that the friendship between himself and Huang Zhengming was not watery, Huang Zhengming's behavior even brought out Su Bin's heartache after being betrayed... Is this really "bringing seeds"? ?Are you really nice to me?Have you ever asked me if I would?
"However, I was not optimistic about you and Chen Xiaotian at the time," Shen Junfeng said bluntly, "who would take the relationship at that time seriously at such a young age? You two were just playing tricks, and ninety percent of you graduated. So I wasn't surprised when Chen broke up with you at ktv..."
Seeing that Su Bin didn't respond, Shen Junfeng asked again: "How do you know about this? Who said you slipped your tongue?"
Su Bin moved his lips, and said in a low voice: "I was dumped by Chen Xiaotian last month, and now she is with Huang Zhengming."
Shen Junfeng was silent for a while, and then let out a "fuck"...
"What the hell... You've been together for a few years~ Oh fuck! You've gone through a lot of ups and downs... Huang Zhengming can't!"
Su Bin smiled wryly: "I heard about it from Zhang Qi." Zhang Qi was Su Bin's senior at the provincial university, and also Su Bin's senior in high school, but they didn't have much contact with each other in high school. During the dinner, I learned about Su Bin's high school sensation, and also got to know Huang Zhengming and others.
Shen Junfeng was speechless, he pushed the plate, and said indignantly: "Rhubarb is not honest, you like Chen Xiaotian so much, he was able to let him go back then, and I didn't see him and Chen Xiaotian have any private affairs The flirtatious behavior, why are you still interfering at this moment? Chen Xiaotian is really too! Which one are they playing?"
It seems that Shen Junfeng didn't know what happened after that, Su Bin poked the meat skewers with a bamboo stick, and said aggrievedly: "I don't care if he gave up!"
"Hey, pancake, look away..." Shen Junfeng patted Su Bin's shoulder reassuringly.
Su Bin took a sip of mulled wine, took out a small bag from his backpack, and threw it to Shen Junfeng.
Shen Junfeng picked it up and had a look: "What is it?"
Su Bin: "Da Bei's signed jersey."
Shen Junfeng was shocked and said, "It's true!"
"Of course it's true!" Su Bin gave him a blank look, and told Shen Junfeng that he was still exchanging in country B, "I got this jersey when I was working. It's over, I really can't give it away, if you don't like it, just keep it."
"How can you dislike it!" Shen Junfeng laughed loudly, hugged the clothes like a baby, laughed for a while, then came back to his senses and asked, "Did you get dumped when you were fucking abroad? Then Are they together behind your back?"
"Well..." Su Bin told Shen Junfeng the purpose of his temporary return this time, and then said, "Don't stretch it out, and don't complain about me. I'm quite afraid of seeing them now."
Shen Junfeng sympathized for a while: "You are right, why are you afraid of them?"
Su Bin: "Looking at the heartache, I would want to kill someone."
Shen Junfeng smiled "puchi" and handed Su Bin two strings of chicken hearts: "Come on, make up your heart."
Su Bin took it and ate it without a word, but it was tasteless.
Shen Junfeng comforted him and said, "Actually, I don't like them either..."
Su Bin couldn't laugh or cry: "Whether you like it or not, it is a fact that they are together."
Thousands of words turned into a long sigh, Shen Junfeng raised his wine glass and touched him: "Who hasn't encountered a few scumbags on the road of growth, let's not play with them!"
Su Bin smiled and drank the remaining beer in one gulp.
Before leaving, Shen Junfeng suggested that Su Bin talk to Guo Li: "I feel that Lizi plays well with them. If you want to find out about this, you might as well talk to him."
Su Bin nodded: "I know."
Back at the hotel, Su Bin took out his mobile phone to check, and saw several text messages, most of which were advertisements, and there were two pieces of nonsense about Jin Fei. Hold on, talk to your buddies more, buddies don’t have much money, but you can still afford to treat you to barbecue, uh, thank you for your jersey, mua~!”
Su Bin: "..."
Returning to the phone interface, Su Bin clicked on Skype, and saw that Ellen's avatar showed offline status.
The last item in the conversation record between the two is the "I will" that I promised...
... Tomorrow is Christmas Eve, Ellen should go home, right?
Hey, what can make him happy?Buy a plane ticket back to country B early?
Uh, maybe Ellen would be happy seeing her, right? ...I seem to be a bit shameless for having such thoughts (=_=)!
Then buy him some small gifts with Chinese characteristics?But the gifts have been given, such as the prizes won by the club before, it doesn't seem to have much effect, besides, Ellen doesn't seem to like China that much...
Su Bin suddenly realized that apart from occasionally cooking a few dishes that made Ellen less annoying, there seemed to be no way to make Ellen particularly happy.
This made him a little frustrated, Su Bin tried hard to recall the happy moments of Ellen——
The first time I saw Ellen, I couldn't help but muffled laughter. It seemed that...he pressed himself against the wall and bit his neck?
The second time was after the masquerade party prank kissed himself?I remember him smiling so much...
For the third time, after stealing the kiss, he put the crime on himself, and said that he wanted to be kissed?It seems that he is also very happy to see himself aggrieved...
……
For the nth time, after playing the game, I abused myself and made a very pleasant "hehe" sound...
Nima, why does it feel like Ellen is happy when she is being bullied and played with! QQ
"Cake smash! Long time no see!" Shen Junfeng gave Su Bin a big hug as soon as they met, and patted Su Bin's slightly thin body with his thick arms. If it wasn't for the thick coat, Su Bin would have been slapped by him The old blood is here!
However, at this moment, what Su Bin needs is this kind of straightforward hug, because this kind of behavior can make him find a little sense of reality, to prove that what he has done in the past 20 years is true.
Su Bin and Shen Junfeng haven't seen each other much since they went to college. This strong man who loves sports doesn't go to school very often, so he won't be influenced by those public opinions. That's why Su Bin sought him out.
"Let's go, I'll treat you to a barbecue!" The simple and rude 20-year-old boy didn't have the arty habit of drinking coffee and tea, so he took Su Bin directly to the roadside barbecue stand.
"Boss! Twenty skewers each of mutton and beef! Ten skewers each of chicken heart and beef veal, and two skewers of toasted bread, two skewers of grilled eggplant... Do you want spicy pancakes? ... Oh! Boss! Half spicy and half slightly spicy, Two more draft beers!" Shen Junfeng finished speaking in one breath, looked at Su Bin who was sitting next to him, and said, "Su Bin, I feel that you have changed a bit."
Su Bin was taken aback. This was the second acquaintance he met after returning to China, and he also said that he had changed.
"What changed?" Su Bin took the beer handed over by the boss, took a sip, and asked with a smile, "Mature?"
Shen Junfeng stretched out his palm to give Su Bin another touch, and cursed: "Pretend your mother is more serious than you!"
"Pfft..." All the beer that Su Bin had just swallowed spewed out.
"What's wrong with you? What happened to you? Ever since Chen Xiaotian said he was going to dump you last time, I haven't seen you crying like this. Could it be...you've been dumped again!" Shen Junfeng's eyes widened.
Su Bin took a deep breath, and the humid winter air in Hangzhou mixed with the thin charcoal smell entered his chest cavity: "...Damn it, is it really that obvious!"
Shen Junfeng was silent for a moment, then lightly patted Su Bin on the back, put his hand on his shoulder and said quietly, "Hey, let me just say, impulsive feelings can't go very far."
Su Bin scolded: "When did you say that!"
Shen Junfeng: "Well, I didn't say what I was thinking in my heart."
Su Bin said angrily: "Damn it, let go, I won't play with you anymore!"
...Hey, it turns out that the enviable first love in his own mind is the same in the eyes of others. Shen Junfeng is quite open-minded, and he will say such things.What about others?Maybe seeing myself and Chen Xiaotian together congratulate on the surface, but behind their backs they wish they could break up soon, right?
Shen Junfeng was amused by Su Bingang's words: "Why don't you play with me, you elementary school student? You don't play with me and you still come to me? Tell me, if you want to talk about life or want to sleep with me, buddy. "
Su Bin pushed his arm away from him, and said disgustedly: "Who wants to sleep with you! You smell like body odor!"
Shen Junfeng smiled "haha", used his arm to grab Subin's head, and even more vigorously moved towards him with the creaking nest to smoke him.
Su Bin twisted and struggled and couldn't get away, so he gave up: "I just came here to ask you...about rhubarb."
Shen Junfeng was stunned for a moment, and let go of his arms: "Ruga? What's wrong with him?"
Su Bin turned his head to look into Shen Junfeng's eyes, hesitated for a second, and said, "Fengzi, tell me about the prank and bet that confessed to Chen Xiaotian back then, Rhubarb and Chen Xiaotian..."
Su Bin couldn't continue, because he saw Shen Junfeng's eyes obviously changed.
"You know everything?" The other party retracted his arms and sat there, looking a little panicked.
Su Bin's heart skipped a beat. Sure enough, everyone knew, except himself...
Shen Junfeng took a sip of his wine and said, "It's not a prank, it's just a play we arranged..." The skewers were also served, but no one moved, "It's Chestnut, he first realized that Rhubarb is in love, and the object is So... which class is Chen Xiaotian? Hey, it's been too long, I can't remember clearly, let's just talk about the main point, the bet to go to the broadcasting room to confess to Chen Xiaotian in front of the whole school is not just a random idea, it's all well-designed Yes, we made the game to make Rhubarb lose and let him confess..."
Su Bin frowned and asked, "But why didn't anyone tell me about this?" He was inseparable from Huang Zhengming in high school, so it stands to reason that if they want to help Huang Zhengming, they shouldn't hide it from themselves!
Shen Junfeng glanced at him: "It's because you have a good relationship with Rhubarb! Who doesn't know that he treats you like a younger brother, and you too... Tell him even if you pooped in the toilet, can we tell you with confidence? And According to Rhubarb's personality, if he knew that this was deliberately arranged by us, would he go? Certainly not! In fact, the game design is not very rigorous, anyway, there are elements of playfulness in it. Unexpectedly, by accident, Huang Zhengming If you win, you lose... But at that time we thought that if Huang Zhengming really liked Chen Xiaotian, he would definitely stop you from going to the broadcasting room to confess, so we didn't stop him, and continued to boo, to see if he really didn't mean it, but we didn't expect He didn't say anything! Fuck, I thought it might have been a bit of a joke at the time... But we think you have a good personality, even if you confess and misunderstand, it's okay, and you won't be angry... Besides, that girl Chen Xiaotian is so cold , I'm sure I'd like to ignore it...but who would know that the girl really came after me!"
Shen Junfeng grabbed the skewers on the plate and continued while eating: "To be honest, we thought Rhubarb was quite sad at first, after all, the girl I like has no chance to confess, and he will have no chance at all after the famous woman has a wife. And later Rhubarb also knew about our 'trick', but he told none of us to tell you... I still think he's kind of a bitch."
Su Bin was speechless. Although it was confirmed from others that the friendship between himself and Huang Zhengming was not watery, Huang Zhengming's behavior even brought out Su Bin's heartache after being betrayed... Is this really "bringing seeds"? ?Are you really nice to me?Have you ever asked me if I would?
"However, I was not optimistic about you and Chen Xiaotian at the time," Shen Junfeng said bluntly, "who would take the relationship at that time seriously at such a young age? You two were just playing tricks, and ninety percent of you graduated. So I wasn't surprised when Chen broke up with you at ktv..."
Seeing that Su Bin didn't respond, Shen Junfeng asked again: "How do you know about this? Who said you slipped your tongue?"
Su Bin moved his lips, and said in a low voice: "I was dumped by Chen Xiaotian last month, and now she is with Huang Zhengming."
Shen Junfeng was silent for a while, and then let out a "fuck"...
"What the hell... You've been together for a few years~ Oh fuck! You've gone through a lot of ups and downs... Huang Zhengming can't!"
Su Bin smiled wryly: "I heard about it from Zhang Qi." Zhang Qi was Su Bin's senior at the provincial university, and also Su Bin's senior in high school, but they didn't have much contact with each other in high school. During the dinner, I learned about Su Bin's high school sensation, and also got to know Huang Zhengming and others.
Shen Junfeng was speechless, he pushed the plate, and said indignantly: "Rhubarb is not honest, you like Chen Xiaotian so much, he was able to let him go back then, and I didn't see him and Chen Xiaotian have any private affairs The flirtatious behavior, why are you still interfering at this moment? Chen Xiaotian is really too! Which one are they playing?"
It seems that Shen Junfeng didn't know what happened after that, Su Bin poked the meat skewers with a bamboo stick, and said aggrievedly: "I don't care if he gave up!"
"Hey, pancake, look away..." Shen Junfeng patted Su Bin's shoulder reassuringly.
Su Bin took a sip of mulled wine, took out a small bag from his backpack, and threw it to Shen Junfeng.
Shen Junfeng picked it up and had a look: "What is it?"
Su Bin: "Da Bei's signed jersey."
Shen Junfeng was shocked and said, "It's true!"
"Of course it's true!" Su Bin gave him a blank look, and told Shen Junfeng that he was still exchanging in country B, "I got this jersey when I was working. It's over, I really can't give it away, if you don't like it, just keep it."
"How can you dislike it!" Shen Junfeng laughed loudly, hugged the clothes like a baby, laughed for a while, then came back to his senses and asked, "Did you get dumped when you were fucking abroad? Then Are they together behind your back?"
"Well..." Su Bin told Shen Junfeng the purpose of his temporary return this time, and then said, "Don't stretch it out, and don't complain about me. I'm quite afraid of seeing them now."
Shen Junfeng sympathized for a while: "You are right, why are you afraid of them?"
Su Bin: "Looking at the heartache, I would want to kill someone."
Shen Junfeng smiled "puchi" and handed Su Bin two strings of chicken hearts: "Come on, make up your heart."
Su Bin took it and ate it without a word, but it was tasteless.
Shen Junfeng comforted him and said, "Actually, I don't like them either..."
Su Bin couldn't laugh or cry: "Whether you like it or not, it is a fact that they are together."
Thousands of words turned into a long sigh, Shen Junfeng raised his wine glass and touched him: "Who hasn't encountered a few scumbags on the road of growth, let's not play with them!"
Su Bin smiled and drank the remaining beer in one gulp.
Before leaving, Shen Junfeng suggested that Su Bin talk to Guo Li: "I feel that Lizi plays well with them. If you want to find out about this, you might as well talk to him."
Su Bin nodded: "I know."
Back at the hotel, Su Bin took out his mobile phone to check, and saw several text messages, most of which were advertisements, and there were two pieces of nonsense about Jin Fei. Hold on, talk to your buddies more, buddies don’t have much money, but you can still afford to treat you to barbecue, uh, thank you for your jersey, mua~!”
Su Bin: "..."
Returning to the phone interface, Su Bin clicked on Skype, and saw that Ellen's avatar showed offline status.
The last item in the conversation record between the two is the "I will" that I promised...
... Tomorrow is Christmas Eve, Ellen should go home, right?
Hey, what can make him happy?Buy a plane ticket back to country B early?
Uh, maybe Ellen would be happy seeing her, right? ...I seem to be a bit shameless for having such thoughts (=_=)!
Then buy him some small gifts with Chinese characteristics?But the gifts have been given, such as the prizes won by the club before, it doesn't seem to have much effect, besides, Ellen doesn't seem to like China that much...
Su Bin suddenly realized that apart from occasionally cooking a few dishes that made Ellen less annoying, there seemed to be no way to make Ellen particularly happy.
This made him a little frustrated, Su Bin tried hard to recall the happy moments of Ellen——
The first time I saw Ellen, I couldn't help but muffled laughter. It seemed that...he pressed himself against the wall and bit his neck?
The second time was after the masquerade party prank kissed himself?I remember him smiling so much...
For the third time, after stealing the kiss, he put the crime on himself, and said that he wanted to be kissed?It seems that he is also very happy to see himself aggrieved...
……
For the nth time, after playing the game, I abused myself and made a very pleasant "hehe" sound...
Nima, why does it feel like Ellen is happy when she is being bullied and played with! QQ
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