What to do if you are spotted by the straight man next door

"...Why?" Su Bin resisted the inflection of his voice, held back the tears in his eyes, and asked suppressedly, "Why...?"

The dining table is actually in the same space as the living room, without barriers, so Yang Chengzhe and others felt that something was wrong with the call Su Bin answered, stopped their chopsticks, and turned their heads to look at him not far away.

Chen Xiaotian said: "We are not suitable."

Su Bin was a little excited: "Where is it inappropriate? We've been together for almost four years...you're telling me it's inappropriate now?"

Chen Xiaotian was also a little moved: "Su Bin, you also said that we have been together for nearly four years. If we can go on, I won't say these words today..."

Su Bin didn't want to care about anything, and asked while crying: "Why why..." Over and over again, like a child who couldn't get candy, "Tell me why!"

Chen Xiaotian also choked up, but she still explained to Su Bin in an orderly manner: "I can't lie to myself anymore, after being with you for so long, I always feel that you are like a child who can't grow up, I try Trying to adapt to you, but one year, two years, three years... You have always been like this. Compared with my boyfriend, I feel that you are more like my younger brother. Every time I face you, I can't bear to talk about breaking up. After all, we have been together for so long, seeing you cry and seeing you suffer, I also feel distressed, I am not a cold-blooded animal, but we are not suitable..." Chen Xiaotian finally couldn't help but shed tears when he said this, "Since we grew up Once we were together again, I thought about this matter for two years, and struggled for two years... I forced you to go abroad so that the two of us could calm down...but I was wrong, you depended on me more than My imagination, Su Bin, I'm tired, I don't want to continue..."

"I won't be childish anymore, and I won't act like a baby with you anymore..." Su Bin hastily promised, put down all face, and begged, "What's wrong with me, tell me, I'll change it, can't you?" ?”

"No!" Chen Xiaotian said sharply, then said softly, "You are fine, don't change..."

Su Bin completely broke down: "I'm fine, why don't you want me!"

Chen Xiaotian sobbed and asked back: "Why are you so stupid! Do you insist on grabbing me?"

Su Bin pleaded sadly: "I don't want to break up, can I not break up..."

... I met you at the age of 16, and I gave you all my enthusiasm, patience, and care...

...why should I hold on to it?Because you suddenly appeared in my world when I lacked love the most...

...Maybe others say you are not good, but only I know your tenderness and kindness...

"Xiao Tian, ​​don't leave me, I feel bad..."

I haven't bought you a ring yet, I haven't proposed to you yet, and I still want to take you to country B to take wedding photos...

I'm already trying to grow up, why can't you wait for me...

"Su Bin, I'm sorry... I already have someone else I like, and I believe you will meet someone better than me..." After Chen Xiaotian said this, he hung up the phone cruelly.

Su Bin grabbed the phone and wept so hard that he dialed it back over and over again, but it was in vain.

On the other end of the phone, there was no longer the voice that was sometimes calm and gentle, occasionally smiling and annoyed, and occasionally reprimanding and enlightening, responding to myself.

When Yang Chengzhe and Jin Fei heard Su Bin's call, they knew what was going on, and couldn't help standing up to comfort him...

"What's the matter crying like this..." Yang Chengzhe took out two tissues and handed them to him, while pulling him to sit down on the sofa, "Don't cry, don't cry, how old are you, hey... If you have any grievances, tell us chant!"

Su Bin covered his face and sobbed for a while, then shrugged his shoulders in despair.

Jin Fei seemed to know this would happen early in the morning, and said: "It's good to divide, the old one won't go and the new one will come!"

Su Bin's mind was numb, but he still had sanity, and said in a nasal voice: "I don't want new ones..."

He clearly knew that Su Bin was in a bad mood, but Yang Chengzhe still laughed when he heard such words. He couldn't help but rubbed Su Bin's head and said, "Childish."

Hearing the word "childish", Su Bin squeezed out two more tears, but unfortunately he couldn't cry, he couldn't be more childish...

Jin Fei took four cans of beer and placed them on the tea table with a "bang" sound, and called to Su Bin, "Come on, don't get drunk or sleep tonight!"

Yang Chengzhe wanted to persuade them not to drink, but Jin Fei waved his paw away: "People who have never been in love are not qualified to enlighten our pancakes!"

Yang Chengzhe: "..."

Jin Fei opened a can for Su Bin, handed it over, and pointed to the dynamic bicycle lane on the window sill: "Strong man, after you finish this can of wine, that car will be yours."

"..." Su Bin took the beer and poured it into his mouth with "gulu gulu" in his arms. The liquid that he had no time to swallow flowed down the corner of his mouth and neck, but he didn't care at all. If it could make him feel better, he would do anything try……

Yang Chengzhe was speechless for a while, got up to clear the table, and explained to Ellen who was still sitting at the table in a daze: "Su Bin broke up with his girlfriend."

Ellen: "..."

Yang Chengzhe didn't know if it was his own illusion. He felt that Ellen's eyes lit up after hearing that sentence, and she looked very happy...

Jin Fei was still there to enlighten Su Bin: "Isn't it just Xiao Tian? Without this one, you will still have Xiao Mi, Xiao Feng, Xiao Xian...er, and Xiao Wu!"

After drinking a can of beer, Su Bin burped, choked up and said, "I only want Xiaotian..." Unfortunately, Xiaotian has turned around and left, leaving himself, a fool, here. He wants to go back to his country, he wants to see her...

Jin Fei handed over another can: "Why only her, how good is she?"

While drinking beer, Su Bin confided to Jin Fei defenselessly: "Before I was with her, I felt that no one in this world really loved me. I felt that I only had friends and brothers, and no parents... Every day when I think about going home from school, I'm scared, empty house, just me... In my sophomore year, I started dating her, we would call every night...she would say good night to me..."

Jin Fei: "That's it?"

"That's all...because she's the first one... so I don't want anyone! I only want her!" Su Bin said stubbornly, pinching the soda can excitedly.

Jin Fei said loudly: "But she doesn't want you!"

Su Bin was stunned for two seconds, choked for a while, tears welled up in his eyes fiercely again, let out the last breath held in his chest, and burst into tears!

Watching him cry, Jin Fei didn't know what he thought of, and felt a little empathetic in his heart, but he could no longer cry happily like Su Bin... His tears were the same as Su Bin's tears a few years ago. Drain when encountering similar things.

He embraced Su Bin's shoulder, patted it lightly, and comforted him: "Cry, cry, cry, everything will be fine tomorrow... Actually, you can think about my sister..."

Su Bin: "Aww~ you~ go away~ woo woo woo~~"

... A mature and rational woman will bring you many things, friendship, family affection, endless tolerance, but only very little love...

Jin Fei: "Then how many times have you slept with her?"

...Because there is no love, you can be calm and calm... So, one day, they will leave you cruelly...

Su Bin choked on Jin Fei's words: "No!"

Jin Fei stared at Su Bin's face in shock: "Are you still a fucking virgin?"

Su Bin: "QAQ..." Boom~

Jin Fei touched his chin: "Maybe that Xiao Tiantian doesn't want you because of this..."

Su Bin: "Woooooh~~" TAT~ Who can drag this yellow and violent man away~ God is annoying!

... none of us can blame anyone, this is growth ...

Su Bin was completely intoxicated by Jin Fei. He was the kind of wine that was like a chicken blood when he was seventy percent drunk. Because Yang Chengzhe had seen this kind of sign before, he originally wanted to persuade them to drink less. point.

But there is no way, who made him a man who lived to be 27 years old without even being dumped, so he is not qualified to speak... Yang Chengzhe silently looked up at the ceiling, suddenly feeling a little lonely.

Su Bin, who was drunk and had no place to vent his energy, ran to stare at the power bike for more than an hour, crying and singing a sad love song in a delirious voice: "How embarrassing you want me to say~~~I don't want to be separated at all~~~ Why do I give in to you even when we are apart... Woo~~~What would I do without you~~Who will wipe away my tears...Happy breakup~~~I am not happy at all~~woo~ah~my world A piece of gray~~~~kick~north nose kick~vomit~choke to death~mai lawu~forrest gumm~~~~"

……

"Oh..." Yang Chengzhe went upstairs to deal with the matter and came down, and saw the exhausted Su Bin hanging on the spinning bike like a rubber man, with two crying eyes wide open, with a look of death, pitifully Weeping.

Jin Fei also came out of the room when he heard the movement: "Finally the tossing is over, the physical strength is really good...I'll go, still crying! You tap the faucet!"

Su Bin moved his mouth, he was too tired to make a sound...

Jin Fei: "Yeah, that's fine, I'll definitely sleep soundly at night, and I won't suffer from insomnia!"

Yang Chengzhe squinted at Jin Fei: "You seem to be very experienced?"

Jin Feiyuan's eyes...

The two were struggling with how to get Su Bink upstairs, when Ellen came down, and put away the phone that had been on the table with the recording function turned on by the way.

"Is he quiet?" Ellen asked.

Jin Fei shrugged his shoulders, and Ellen came over, and easily carried the limp Su Bin off the spinning bike... "I'll take him back to the room." After Ellen said this, she went upstairs.

Yang Chengzhe and Jin Fei looked at each other, Yang Chengzhe said: "Um, Ellen took good care of Su Bin, maybe she didn't help at night, so..."

"Based on my brother's many years of social experience..." Jin Fei rubbed his chin and pondered, "I really can't understand that Ellen has a cleanliness habit!"

Yang Chengzhe: "..."

When approaching the door of the room, the drunk Su Bin suddenly noticed something and struggled, Ellen stopped and looked at the person in his arms, "Huh?" He asked the other person what he wanted to say or what he wanted to do.

Su Bin stared blankly at Ellen's face for two seconds, then threw himself on Ellen's neck with all his strength and said, "Don't break up!"

Ellen was startled. Although she couldn't understand what Su Bin was talking about, she still laughed happily.

Ellen, who wanted to send Su Bin back to her room, changed her mind temporarily...

He pushed open the door of his room with his body, and carried the person in his arms into his room.

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【Interlude】

Ellen, who learned that Su Bin broke up, was secretly happy, but there was one thing that made him feel very depressed.

Ellen's inner OS: I can't understand what they are talking about!It's annoying!

After putting Su Bin on her bed, Ellen went to Amazon and immediately ordered the full set of "Standard Mandarin Self-Study Course".

Ellen: Well, learn to listen to the tape.

【Note】

Those few songs that Su Bin sang——

"Quiet" by Jay Chou; "What would you do without me" by Peter Ho; "Happy Breakup" by Leung Ching Ru

"Stilllovingyou" by Scorpion Band (Kick~North Nose Kick~Spit~Strangle Te~Mai Lawu~Gump~~Try,babytry,Totrustinmyloveagain... Try, baby, try, try to love me again )