What to do if you are spotted by the straight man next door

When he woke up the next day, Su Bin, who had already made an appointment with Chen Xiaotian not to call more, pressed the most frequently dialed contacts on his phone, and then returned after a while... After ten minutes of tossing around like this, he finally sighed ,give up.

After washing and cleaning, Su Bin was in a trance until he put the detergent into the cabinet door before being distracted by another thing in the cabinet.

That's right, it was the bottle of lubricating fluid... Su Bin turned the bottle around in disbelief—it fucking bottomed out!

orz...

During class during the day, Su Bin was in a daze thinking about Chen Xiaotian, part-time job, and of course a little bit about Ellen, such as "mystery lubricating fluid" or something...

But what worries Su Bin the most is the part-time job.

On the phone yesterday, I heard from Chen Xiaotian that she also found a part-time job, which further stimulated Su Bin's idea of ​​working part-time to make money and be self-reliant.

Although Ellen provided Su Bin with a good opportunity to repay the debt, this week was almost over, and Su Bin only cooked him two meals in total, one of which was breakfast.Su Bin now realizes that what he needs is a stable part-time job, so that he can accumulate a sum of money...

Sun Yujie saw that Su Bin was frowning and writing calculations in his notebook all the time in class, and asked curiously, "What's the matter?"

"Hey..." Su Bin really didn't want to talk to Sun Yujie about the part-time job. He has already walked into this alley, but he doesn't know if there is an exit ahead, but he wants to save face before he dies. After all, Sun Yujie is in the alley. In his eyes, he is also a weak subject who needs protection, but in fact he is not much different from a girl.

Su Bin didn't ask about part-time jobs, but he could ask about other things, "Hey, do you usually masturbate by yourself?" He didn't dare to ask too obscenely, and lowered his voice cautiously.

Sun Yujie wondered: "Is there anyone who doesn't masturbate? That must be abnormal."

Su Bin nodded, saying the same thing... "Then how long does it usually take you to masturbate once?"

"If it's purely physical, it will be faster, because all you need is to think about being fucked hard (...)." Sun Yujie said a little shyly.

Paralyzed, Su Bin sounds more shy than him... What an unscrupulous person!

Sun Yujie said again: "If you have someone in your heart and you are in a good mood, you will want to last longer...A few minutes for you?" Su Bin has a girlfriend. Although he is still a virgin, as long as he is a normal boy, he will Have thoughts about people you like.

Su Bin: "A minute or two?"

Sun Yujie said speechlessly: "Ah, don't you do it too often?" So fast...

Why does Mao have the feeling of being despised by a "shou"?Very upset! "Once a week?" In fact, Su Bin's most frequent time is only once every ten days. Thinking of Chen Xiaotian's face, Su Bin really can't last long. less.

After hearing this, Sun Yujie felt even more incredible: "I thought you would..."

Su Bin: "I'm not you!"

Yes, is it because I am too lecherous? "However, if you do it yourself, it will not exceed 10 minutes at the longest, because the state of excitement is really tiring..." Sun Yujie, who had a deep understanding, said shyly.

Su Bin asked again: "Is the stamina of foreigners stronger than ours?"

"Sure, haven't you seen that European and American adult video..." Sun Yujie compared with the palm of his hand, "They are both so long and so big!"

"(OAO)..." The pure Su Bin has had a girlfriend since the second year of high school, and all his thoughts are on the girlfriend alone, so Su Bin has no chance to explore by himself like Single Wang, even though he was also in college. The buddies in the same dormitory dragged him to watch the DVDs of Neon Kingdom, but Su Bin was a little bit resistant to such things in his heart, so speaking of it, this was also a vacancy in experience.

Sun Yujie was still intoxicated and said something about foreigners: "Every one of them is like applying divine oil, and it can last for a long time. It's refreshing to look at..."

Just looking at it...it's cool...

Don't you feel inferior just looking at it? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Sun Yujie reacted and asked, "Why are you so curious about this? I thought you would understand better than me, because there are more normal discs than non-mainstream discs!"

Su Bin pretended to be calm and said: "Cough, it's nothing, just ask..."

In fact, Su Bin can't help but start to think about what Ellen was thinking when she said "that", maybe it's about the person she likes, but it's hard for Su Bin to imagine what the person Ellen likes would be like...it should be the same The same type as Ellen herself, right?Like the heroine in the movie "Pride and Prejudice", she is beautiful and temperamental, rich and elegant, and the two of them will be very literary when they have sex.

Ahhh~~ But this is seriously inconsistent with the painting style of "Mystery Lubricant"! ! !

Sun Yujie silently looked at the tangled Su Bin from the far right...until Su Bin calmed down, he changed the subject and asked Sun Yujie: "After foreigners get to know each other well, do they often do some small gestures that look more intimate?"

Sun Yujie: "For example?"

"Touch the top of the head, touch the neck, rub the waist, etc..." When Ellen touched Su Bin's neck yesterday, he rubbed his waist with the other hand. When Su Bin said this, he felt a little embarrassed Goosebumps, I always feel that something is weird...

Sun Yujie was stunned: "Touch your neck, how did you touch it?"

Su Bin stretched out his hand hesitantly, imitating Ellen, grasping Sun Yujie's neck, and rubbing his skin with his thumb...

Sun Yujie: "..."

Su Bin: "..."

Cheng Ang who happened to pass by not far away: "..."

The atmosphere is so embarrassing, how to break orz...

Sure enough, something is wrong, right?

Sun Yujie blushed and stammered: "This, touching like this must be gay, implying interest in your body..."

Su Bin: "..." QAQ Dorsey~~

No, no, stop thinking about it!Yang Chengzhe said that Ellen hates homosexuality, so it is absolutely impossible for him to be interested in him. He would do this just because he thinks it is fun to tease himself, just like him pretending to be a vampire and biting himself... Bad guy, it must be like this!

...Damn it, does Lao Tzu look so easy to bully?

Because of this incident and this conversation with Sun Yujie, Su Bin subconsciously began to keep a distance from Ellen.

Although he guessed that it might be Ellen's "prank", this kind of physical contact still made him, a purebred straight man, feel creepy.

And Ellen seemed to feel Su Bin's resistance, and she didn't do anything to Su Bin for a long time, which made Su Bin breathe a sigh of relief.

It's just that the "mystery lubricating fluid" thing is still going on, and when a bottle is empty, a new bottle will appear in the cabinet immediately, which makes Su Bin very shocked every time he sees it...

But later he became numb, and at most glanced at the direction of the next room (￢_￢||), thinking, foreigners are really different!

For about two or three weeks, Su Bin was repeatedly frustrated and hit by the job search.

Although the dog walk is still going on, one month's salary is only enough to pay off the money owed to Ellen. It is far from enough to buy a 2 yuan ring within a year. The budget is too naive.

In mid-November, Su Bin received a call from Taylor—"Bin, do you still remember me?"

"Remember." When Su Bin saw the caller ID, Su Bin was quite surprised. He didn't expect that Taylor, who only met twice, would really take the initiative to contact him, "Hello, Taylor."

Taylor smiled and said, "Haha, I was busy training some time ago, so I didn't look for you..."

"It's okay, hehehe..." Su Bin didn't expect Taylor to come to him. When he thought of the group of burly underage football players staring at him with hunger and begging for noodles, Su Bin was a little scared, " What can I do for you?"

Taylor said happily: "I saw the club's event bulletin board today. It said that the club will hold a New Year's event before the Christmas holiday. At that time, some chefs will be invited to cook food on the spot. Are you interested in participating?"

Su Bin was stunned for a moment: "Your club? You mean the academy team's training club?"

Taylor: "People from the alliance will also come to participate!"

Su Bin: "But, in what capacity do I want to participate?"

Tyler: "Chef!"

Su Bin blushed: "I'm not a chef..."

Taylor: "It doesn't matter. One of our team members invited his mother to come over to make pizza. It is said that the cheese pizza made by his mother is super delicious. If you are interested, I can sign up for you in advance, as my family Attend, because the number of places is limited, so we need to make a decision as soon as possible!"

Su Bin: "..." Taylor's family?They don't seem to look like two brothers...

Taylor added: "Because it's a Christmas event, the salary and benefits are very good."

"Ah! What did you say?" Su Bin suddenly regained his energy, "Is there a salary?"

Taylor: "Yeah, the salary is much higher than your last job picking up trash, maybe one or two hundred."

Su Bin became excited: "But, but what can I do?"

Taylor: "Cook instant noodles!"

...going to cook instant noodles at the famous M-United club's Christmas event?Will it become cctv-5 news? (=_=)

Su Bin said: "Instant noodles are hard to be elegant. If you want to eat noodles, I can cook many kinds."

Taylor: "Ah, it's great! You must cook deliciously, so it's decided!"

After hanging up the phone, Su Bin rolled around on the bed, a little excited, but although Taylor's call gave him hope, it couldn't completely solve his dilemma.And in M ​​City for almost two months, Su Bin has also seen countless Chinese students working illegally, which made him a little bit ready to move now.

I don't know if it was God's will, but a few days later, Su Bin ran into Casey while visiting a Chinese supermarket, and he was still a little dazed when the other party called his name.

"Why didn't you call me later? Don't you want to work?" Casey asked with a smile.

Su Bin said embarrassedly: "I was a little worried..." He then told Casey about the difficulties he encountered at work.

Casey said: "I was just like you when I first came here. Actually, it's nothing. You see, I'm fine now." He flickered before his eyes, "Look, it's very cool to work for a day and get a day's salary, and there is no risk at all!"

Su Bin looked at the roll of money, at least forty or fifty, thinking that he had hardly saved much money to buy a ring for Chen Xiaotian, and was actually moved by Casey!

"Cathy, can you still help me find a job now?" he asked.

"Okay!" Casey blinked and glanced at Su Bin's attire, "But tell me first, a young master like you doesn't seem to be short of money, why do you still want to work?"