What to do if you are spotted by the straight man next door

After taking a shower, Su Bin didn't forget to sweat it again, put on a sweater and rolled around on the bed... The quality of the nearly thousand yuan sweater is really good, and it doesn't feel prickly even if it fits close to the skin.

Su Bin closed his eyes and curled up into a ball, feeling like he was back in his childhood, Wang Zai was still there, he liked to hug Wang Zai's neck and feel the temperature of Wang Zai's body, it was very warm and comfortable.

Thinking that my roommate is not a vampire, there is no risk of being eaten; not only can I buy high-end clothes with him, but I can also pay in installments on credit, and now I provide a reasonable way to repay the debt... Ah~~ Ellen is such a good person! (Wu v Wu)

Su Bin is not only emotional, but also a person who does not hold grudges. At this moment, he has already put all the resentments of being played with, frightened, and bitten to the sky.

After being intoxicated by himself for a while, Su Bin got up and searched the Internet for maintenance methods of high-end sweaters.Just taking notes with a pen and paper, there was a knock on the door. Su Bin's first reaction was "Brother Cheng is looking for me", because Su Bin hadn't seen Fly come upstairs in the past half a month since he knew him. Lun would never knock on other people's doors at this time, so the only possibility is that Yang Chengzhe was looking for him urgently.

In front of Brother Cheng, Su Bin didn't shy away from it, so he just got up and went to open the door.But after opening the door, Su Bin saw Ellen standing outside!

Ellen looked him up and down with a strange expression: "..."

Realizing that Su Bin, who was wearing only a pair of boxer shorts on his lower body, jumped up as if his tail was burned, "Ah, that, wait a minute..." He rummaged incoherently while searching for pajamas on the bed.

"Hmm~" Ellen crossed her arms, staring deeply at the part under Su Bin's sweater.

After Su Bin put on his pants, he saw that Ellen's face was not looking good. Thinking back to his rash behavior of opening the door with only his underwear on, his face was so hot that he wanted to dig a hole again: "You...what can I do for you?"

"Come with me," Ellen turned to the direction of the stairs with a gloomy expression, "I'll teach you how to use the coffee machine."

Su Bin: "Oh..."

Downstairs, Ellen explained to Su Bin the functions of the coffee machine with a blank expression, and also explained the locations of coffee beans, fresh cream, frothed milk bottles, and milk. The latter three are all stored in the refrigerator Ellen's exclusive Gerry, he told Su Bin that it meant that Su Bin could touch his things, and finally said: "Generally, it can be cooked in ten to 15 minutes. You can manage the time yourself. I have the habit of drinking coffee in the morning."

Su Bin nodded submissively, he could feel Ellen's displeasure, and he dared not disobey, "I will be ready before eight o'clock tomorrow morning." He promised.

After returning to the room, Ellen's mind was still full of the appearance of Su Bin's bare legs just now. It's just that, but he was only wearing the slightly loose new sweater on his upper body, and the red mark on his neck can be seen at a glance... It's so sexy. lead to crime.

But when he saw himself, he seemed very surprised... Could it be that he still wanted to dress like this for others to see?

Ellen raised her eyebrows, and accidentally tore the quilt under her body with force...

Suppressing the irritability and turmoil in her heart, Ellen said to herself: "Lance, you must be patient with your prey."

As calm as a snake, waiting for the opportunity to move, lethal with one blow...

...But what exactly do my thoughts represent?Why do I feel impulsive towards him?what do i want to do to himThen what?

Ellen closed her eyes, her face was a little dazed, and she needed to think about it carefully.

The next day, Su Bin still woke up at seven o'clock with the previously set "weekday" alarm.Opening his eyes, he instinctively wanted to call Chen Xiaotian, but only after looking at the time did he realize that he seemed to be making breakfast for Ellen today.He quickly put down his phone, dressed and washed and went downstairs in a hurry, and first boiled the porridge...

Cooking porridge takes the most time, followed by coffee, eggs, etc. It is not too late to fry until eight o'clock.

Today is the first time to "specially" cook breakfast for Ellen, which is fundamentally different from Su Bin's usual cooking and inviting roommates to share.Su Bin has a down-to-earth nature and will not do things to take advantage of others. Since he wants to make money, he will try his best to give back to the other party with things of equal value, trying to achieve a balance.

It would be disingenuous if there are only fried eggs in the porridge. Su Bin searched the box and chest to find the old godmother he bought in a Chinese supermarket, and took out fresh bacon from the refrigerator—let’s make another old godmother fried bacon !

Uh, what if Ellen can't get used to Laoganma?This thing is not everyone's favorite... let's forget it.

When Yang Chengzhe went downstairs in the morning, he saw Su Bin busy in the kitchen, and asked strangely, "You don't have to go to class today?" It took a lot of time to cook porridge for breakfast. In the past, Su Bin would only make it on weekends or rest days. It must be too late to attend class.

"Yes, class at [-] o'clock!" Su Bin said, shoveling out the fried bacon with a spatula. In order to make breakfast, he didn't call Chen Xiaotian this morning!

Yang Chengzhe looked at the two plates of bacon on the operating table, one seemed to be added with old godmother, the other was plain, and saw that the LCD screen of the coffee machine at work showed that the coffee would be ready in 5 minutes, and finally found out clues.

Yang Chengzhe asked Su Bin: "Are you going to have breakfast with Ellen?"

"No..." Su Bin quickly washed the pot, "It's specially made for Ellen."

Yang Chengzhe: "..."

"I owe him money, and he asked me to cook him breakfast, which can be used to pay off the debt!" Su Bin said happily, while putting the washed pan on the electric pan to dry up, and preparing fried eggs.

Yang Chengzhe was speechless, when did Su Bin owe Ellen money?He doesn't look poor, what does he owe Ellen?Have to cook and mortgage arrears? ...Yang Chengzhe bet with his Mensa test IQ of 153, it must be Ellen who set this fool again!

"How much will he give you if you cook him a breakfast?" Yang Chengzhe narrowed his eyes and asked.

"It seems to be five yuan." Su Bin was not too sure.

Yang Chengzhe raised his eyebrows: "It seems? You didn't agree?"

Su Bin: "The five yuan he said at the beginning was for dinner. Today's breakfast was decided on a temporary basis, so I don't know."

Yang Chengzhe rubbed his chin. With Ellen's financial strength, why did he propose to give five yuan?A little stingy... Could it be that he has some other conspiracy?For example, using money to coerce Su Bin or something... The lens on the bridge of the nose flashed, and Yang Chengzhe laughed, "Five yuan is a bit much for breakfast~"—Old roommate, let me help you!

"You think so too?" Su Bin said with a smirk, "I'm thinking about it, and I plan to tell Ellen about it in a while, breakfast shouldn't be so expensive!"

"..." Oh, why does this innocent child want to bully him more and more?No, stop, stop, the evil thoughts in my heart will be seduced... Yang Chengzhe made black tea and oatmeal while holding his forehead, and went upstairs to eat.

At eight o'clock sharp, Ellen went downstairs on time.

When he was washing upstairs just now, he smelled the fragrance of rice, and thinking of Su Bin washing his hands and cooking porridge for him in the kitchen, he couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth.

Su Bin had already prepared his breakfast and put it neatly on the dining table, and he was standing by the table right now to study how to use the milk frothing bottle.

Seeing the "employer" coming downstairs, Su Bin took the initiative to say good morning, looked at him nervously and excitedly, and glanced at the breakfast on the table, like a little slave eagerly waiting for his master's approval.

Ellen's smile deepened. Seeing that there was another dish on the table, she was in a great mood.

"Go get another cup and take a shot of 'espresso'." Ellen took the milk foam bottle in Su Bin's hand, "add another shot of espresso to this cup."

"You have two servings for this cup, and one serving for the separate cup, right?" Su Bin confirmed.

Ellen: "Yeah."

Su Bin came back soon, put the two cups side by side on the table, watched Ellen pick up the bottled milk, and directly filled up the "two condensed" cup; the other cup was filled with milk up to 1.5 cm from the edge of the cup. Then pick up the milk froth bottle and shake it gently, then turn the neck of the bottle and press the spray button, and soon a white flower of milk froth will float on the top of the cup of coffee.

Ellen pushed the coffee with milk foam to Su Bin's eyes: "Your."

"Huh?" Su Bin thought that Ellen asked him to make another coffee to demonstrate the use of the milk foam bottle for him, but he didn't expect that he would drink it directly after finishing it!

Su Bin was flattered holding the coffee, Ellen glanced at him with a smile: "Do you want to stand here and watch me eat?"

"Uh, no..." Of course Su Bin also made his own breakfast "by the way", but today is different, he has to serve his "employer" first, so he didn't remember that he also had to eat, so he just stood at the table and waited stupidly. Ellen's feedback too.

"Go get a bowl of porridge, let's eat together." Ellen said.

Su Bin: "Hmm..." The employer is so reasonable, and even gave him coffee as a gift. What should I do? I'm a little touched (吴v吐)!

Su Bin quickly brought out his porridge and dishes, and sat opposite Ellen.

Ellen looked at Su Bin's food, frowned and asked, "Why does your bacon look like this? What did you add?"

How do you translate Lao and Laoganma? Very dry mama?

"A kind of hot sauce...want to try it?" Su Bin lured unconsciously.

Ellen stretched out her fork and forked a piece of "Old Godmother Fried Bacon" from Su Bin's plate. Like the first time she ate shiitake mushrooms, she carefully looked at it for a long time before taking a graceful bite: "..."

Su Bin asked expectantly: "Is it delicious?" (⊙_⊙)

Ellen directly moved Su Bin's plate of bacon over, put half of it on her plate, and then gave half of the ordinary bacon on her plate to Su Bin: "Half and half."

Su Bin: "..." Does this mean you like to eat? (⊙v⊙)

After eating for a while, Su Bin thought about what Yang Chengzhe said just now, and thoughtfully said: "Ellen, you said last night that if I make dinner for you, you can offset the five yuan, but what I am cooking now is only breakfast, not dinner. , so I think five dollars is too much..."

In fact, Ellen wanted to tell Su Bin last night that the 5PDS he counted for Su Bin was not for meals, but for time.

It takes about an hour for Su Bin to make dinner, so he pays the other party the minimum hourly wage for one hour... well, a little less than the minimum hourly wage.

This money is not regarded as special preferential treatment for Su Bin. Originally, Ellen used to give Yang Chengzhe some subsidies for the maintenance and cleaning costs of the house on a regular basis, and the "salary" to be settled for Su Bin was all deducted from here.Ellen was going to tell Su Bin that dinner and breakfast actually took about the same amount of time. For example, in order to prepare this breakfast this morning, Su Bin must have been busy since seven o'clock, so there is no need to underestimate it.

But before he could say anything, Su Bin eagerly expressed his opinion over there: "Either breakfast is half of the meal, 2.5PDS, what do you think?" Starbucks costs four or five yuan, which makes Su Bin feel that it is a matter of course for him to cook, and asking for more money is really a bit of a scam.

Ellen couldn't help laughing, this fool... But he didn't refute, and gave a faint "hmm".

Su Bin can do whatever he thinks is good, and he will not stop the other party if he has the self-consciousness of being a servant.

When Yang Chengzhe finished his cereal and went downstairs, what he saw was such a scene - Ellen, who never talked while eating, was drinking porridge and chatting comfortably with Su Bin at the same time, while Su Bin was holding a coffee cup, Very satisfying to drink.

Yang Chengzhe, who was standing on the stairs with an empty bowl in his hand, was inexplicably startled at the fallen leaves outside the window: Ah~ I suddenly feel a little lonely~~ Should I also think about falling in love?

The author has something to say: 【Note】

1. [Mensa]: "MENSA", founded in Oxford, England in 1946, is a high IQ organization. The Mensa test is the largest and oldest IQ test in the world. An IQ of 148 is the standard for joining the Mensa club.The current Mensa IQ score record of 162 comes from a ten-year-old boy (news just came out in June this year).

2. [One espresso]: 1shotespresso, coffee quantifier, most coffee is made with espresso, for example, cappuccino = espresso + foamed milk; Americano = espresso + water, etc.