What to do if you are spotted by the straight man next door

In the evening, while Su Bin was making seaweed rice balls in the kitchen, he recalled the chat with Ellen just now. After Ellen said those words, he left with the excuse of "going back to the room to read a book". Before he left, his "story" to Su Bin Expressed his gratitude and asked him to talk again another day.

Su Bin wants to cry but has no tears, he doesn't want to continue at all, okay!

That "darkness" speech scared him silly, and when he realized it, Ellen had already left, and he didn't even have time to ask Ellen why there was "Encyclopedia of Poisons"... Who would read such a book as a normal person? ! ?

However, tonight's chat was a little different from the last time, because Ellen finally said something at the end.

Yes, Ellen expressed his own views on the story, revealing his view of love to some extent: domineering, affectionate, controlling, vicious... well, I always feel that the girl he falls in love with is very pitiful , There is no chance to empathize with another, because once there is a suspicion of betrayal, Ellen will "eat".

"Eat" means eat literally, without subtext, absolutely. . .

Su Bin felt a little strange, why did Ellen automatically take the role of Bai Suzhen?

For example, Su Bin himself read this story from the perspective of Xu Xian. Although the story of "Legend of the White Snake" is very poignant and beautiful, if the same thing happened to him, he married a snake demon as his wife, and his wife drank alcohol. And turned into a giant snake... Oh my god!Thinking of this, Su Bin empathizes with Xu Xian's experience. No matter how beautiful and immortal Bai Suzhen is in human form, Su Bin will be scared to death and want to become a monk!

Uh, so it's quite weird for a man like Ellen to imagine himself as a snake demon...

Or is he actually not standing from the perspective of a woman, but from the perspective of...a demon? QQ

Su Bin quickly shook his head, shaking off his fear and uneasiness. He thought, why not try to see if Ellen has a lover next time. With his looks, those who pursue him will probably be able to go around M... Oh no , There are several circles in M ​​city.

Su Bin spread plastic wrap on the kitchen counter, arranged the wrapped rice balls and sushi neatly, and planned to put them in the refrigerator when they were cold.

Then, Su Bin went to the bathroom, and when he came back, he found that there were several missing sushi...

Su Bin quickly ran to Jin Fei's room, pushed open the door, and saw that the other party's mouth was bulging, and he was eating happily!

"Hey!" Jin Feiren got all the stolen goods and didn't hide. He simply took out the other two rice balls behind him and stuffed them into his mouth little by little, "Oh~~~It's super delicious, Maikou, you are so good , so amazing! You are so handsome(?)..."

Su Bin gestured his middle finger to the other party speechlessly, and said angrily, "Could you please stop picking here and there in the future, my sushi... the perfect formation was disrupted by you!"

Jin Fei: "..." So he didn't come to ask about the sin of stealing, but... "Are you a Virgo?"

Su Bin: "I'm a Cancerian!"

Jin Fei laughed loudly, and held him back for a few words. Su Bin suddenly thought of something, and asked Jin Fei, "Hey, do you know what Ellen majored in?"

Jin Fei was stunned: "I really don't know about this, I haven't asked, but I often smell disinfectant on his body, will he study medicine?"

Su Bin thought about it, and thought it was possible, so it has something to do with that """...

Su Bin asked Jin Fei, "What do you study?" He glanced at the bookshelf in Jin Fei's room, and saw a photo frame in the middle of the shelf, which was a photo of Jin Fei and a girl, "Who is this? Your girlfriend ?”

Jin Fei laughed: "How is it possible, this is my sister."

"Fuck!" Su Bin took it over and took a closer look, and saw the girl in the photo leaning on Jin Fei's shoulder with her neck tilted, and exclaimed, "You didn't lie to me, your sister is really childlike... Mom is tall!"

Jin Fei: "Haha, she is only a little shorter than me, like 1.7 meters seven or seven or eight."

Su Bin: "..."

Jin Fei stood beside Su Bin, compared him shoulder to shoulder, and said, "A little taller than you."

Su Bin was a little shocked: "How old is your sister, and what's her name?"

Jin Fei's eyes lit up, and said: "Two years younger than you, her name is Jin Wu, and her nickname is Xiao Wu. She just went to France this year to study fashion design. How is it? Are you very interested in her?"

"I'm not interested! I already told you that I already have a girlfriend!" Su Bin refused bluntly, "Your sister is so beautiful, and she's not afraid of finding a boyfriend. Can you stop worrying about her..."

Jin Fei: "I'm not worried about her, I'm worried about you."

Su Bin said "Damn": "I'm worried about your size, and generally, boys don't choose girls who are taller than themselves as their girlfriends. Standing together like this makes them feel like siblings!"

"!" Jin Fei stretched out an index finger and swayed from side to side, "Height is not a problem, but personality is."

This dead fly, I really want to slap him to death~ ah...!

"What did you learn?" Su Bin put the photo back.

"Guess~" Jin Fei sat on the swivel chair and turned around, and said cheaply, "I'll give you 100 yuan if you guess correctly."

Su Bin curled his lips: "No need for 100 yuan, you guessed it right, you spit out the rice balls for me."

Jin Fei: "..."

Su Bin saw that there were almost no books on Jin Fei's bookshelf, only a Chinese version of "The Interpretation of Dreams", which was written by Freud. Su Bin saw Chen Xiaotian read it before, and Jin Fei should have bought this book. Are you here to pretend?

Su Bin cast a sideways glance at Jin Fei, remembering that he was rushing back to country B on the day of school, and thought, this guy is definitely not a person who loves to read!

Su Bin looked at his desktop again, and saw a high-end desktop computer and an Asus notebook on it, as well as some high-end electronic products...

"You study computer?" Su Bin asked, seeing Jin Fei shaking his head, he asked again, "...electronics?"

Jin Fei smiled and said, "Last chance."

Su Bin: "Paralympia, you don't learn English, do you?"

Jin Fei made a vomiting motion and stroked his chest, which meant there was no need to vomit.

The corner of Su Bin's mouth twitched: "What the hell is it?"

Jin Fei nodded his heart, then pointed to the books on the bookshelf: "I didn't even guess such an obvious clue, pig brain."

Su Bin was dumbfounded: "Isn't it, psychology?"—Really!completely!did not expect!

Jin Fei carelessly swayed his legs on the armrest: "Do you want to take a psychological test? Or give you a dream interpretation? Brother Fei, you can understand everything!"

Su Bin complained: "Forget it, I don't think you are reliable at all."

Jin Fei laughed and said, "You haven't tried it, how do you know I'm unreliable!"

Su Bin couldn't help but recall the nightmare he had about the "cemetery" before, and said, "Okay, just try it once! I had a dream a while ago, and I dreamed of a tombstone with..."

Before Su Bin finished speaking, Jin Fei turned around quickly and sat upright...

Damn, do you still want to meditate?So professional?Su Bin didn't know what to do!

Immediately afterwards, he saw Jin Fei quickly... Open Baidu, search: [Zhou Gong interprets dreams, tombstone]

Su Bin: "..."

Jin Fei read solemnly: "Dreaming about the 'tombstone' indicates that a happy life is coming."

Su Bin: "..." (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Su Bin decided to go to Amazon to buy a fly swatter in a while, the one that will arrive tomorrow!

The next morning, Su Bin met Yang Chengzhe, gave him a rice ball, and took the rest to school to share with Sun Yujie.

Sun Yujie ate the rice ball and was so moved that he almost cried: "It's delicious~~~ How did you do it!"

Su Bin: "It's rice rolled with seaweed, fried with an egg, wrapped in the middle with shredded carrots and ham, sprinkled with salt, isn't it a difficult thing to make?"

Sun Yujie admired: "I tried it before, and it was a mess. The rice was either sticky or fell apart... I didn't do it anymore."

Su Bin: "Your rice is not cooked well. You need to use special rice for making sushi and rice balls. You also need to control the amount of water when cooking the rice. It should not be too wet or too dry. After cooking, loosen the rice while it is hot and add some sushi vinegar. , and then put it in half cool before rolling, otherwise it will be hot, and the seaweed and seaweed will be damaged.”

Listening to what Su Bin said, Sun Yujie admired him even more: "How do you know so much (☆_☆)?"

Su Bin: "Baidu's!"

Sun Yujie: "..."

Su Bin smiled, shook his head and said, "But you can't just rely on Baidu, you need some practical experience."

The two were eating and chatting, very unhappy. At this moment, Su Bin suddenly felt a cold air approaching... He instinctively straightened his back, and saw three or five Chinese people surrounded by a tall boy. Pass not far away.

Those people were the ones who made insulting gestures to them outside Tiffany's and the girls with studded shoes, and the boy in the gray sweater among them was Cheng Ang with an arrogant and stern face.

Su Bin glanced at Sun Yujie beside him, and saw that he was almost gone...

Hey, for some reason, Su Bin stood up impulsively, and shouted Cheng Ang's English name to the crowd: "leo!"

Cheng Ang stopped in his tracks, turned his head sideways, and stared at him coldly. The "Kill Matt" also stopped with mocking smiles, and Su Bin suddenly had the feeling of... returning to junior high school.

Back then when he was in a boarding junior high school, the class was very polarized, one group with good grades, and another group with poor grades. The former were mostly class committee members, while the latter were gangsters who preferred to fight and make trouble. Poor students could not understand good students. Never forget to ridicule and provoke them, calling them nerds, the teacher's lackeys and so on.

At that time, Su Bin was the most handsome among the good students, so he naturally became the recognized boss in the hearts of his classmates. At the beginning, he called a few boys with good grades, and among them was someone who bought instant noodles for him when he went abroad. Huang Zhengming.

A few times, Su Bin and the others were provoked too much, and they jumped up against the case recklessly, and fell on the stool... In fact, this kind of fisting and kicking between little boys is very common in school, and the teacher also turns a blind eye Close one eye.

What's more, Su Bin back then was a bit rebellious.His rebelliousness comes from his parents’ lack of discipline and indifference. They let him grow up like weeds. In a long-term independent environment, it is not easy for him to walk on the right path, but he is definitely not that kind. Being misunderstood, wronged and provoked, he can calm down and swallow his anger.

Therefore, the scene in front of him brought back memories of Su Bin. Although he was no longer the competitive kid back then, he was still young, so he was full of vigor.

However, when the group of people looked over, Su Bin knew that he was impulsive... because now he didn't have Huang Zhengming's left arm and right arm to rely on, instead he was alone.

You mean Sun Yujie?Hehe, that "number zero" is useless at all.

Maybe because he was used to being crushed by Ellen's powerful aura, Su Bin looked at the group of people in front of him without feeling any fear or tension.

He walked over and said to Cheng Ang respectfully but without losing his bearing: "Senior, take a step to speak."

"Oh~ not bad!" The girl with studded shoes looked at Su Bin enviously, with great interest, "Handsome guy, why do you hang out with someone like Jason, so you're not afraid of being taken away? Or, you itself a 'bad'?"

When everyone heard this, they all secretly laughed.

Cheng Ang glanced at the "rivet shoes", and the girl immediately fell silent.

He turned to Su Bin and said, "I don't know you, I don't think I have anything to say to you."

Su Bin couldn't help but clenched his fists, and had no choice but to say in front of everyone: "I don't know if you have misunderstood me. Jason and I are just legitimate friends. I know his sexual orientation and don't discriminate against him." He, but I'm not gay either."

These few words were very upright, and the people around Cheng Ang withdrew their malicious smiles, and Cheng Ang also looked at Su Bin thoughtfully.

"I'm done talking, excuse me." Su Bin heaved a sigh of relief, turned around, and saw Sun Yujie looking at him both moved and guilty, as if he was about to cry again...

Su Bin was helpless. As soon as he raised his footsteps, Cheng Ang snorted coldly behind him: "Why are you explaining this to me? Are you gay or not? What does it matter to me?"

Su Bin: "..."

After Cheng Ang said that, he led his "Kill Matt" away. Su Bin was speechless, thinking, what's going on with this man, is he a man?It doesn't make sense at all...

After all, where did I offend him~~~