[Comprehensive myth] The widow is sick

That day frightened Xu Xian half to death, and Di Xin got a few days of peace.A few days later, Xu Xian regained his strength.I don't know what he figured out, and he leaned over again.He deliberately flatters and flatters carefully, and his whole body exudes the aura of "begging for a thigh hug".With his appearance, his words and deeds are pleasing, but the whole person is dull.

Whether it is Tongtian or Dixin, there is no need to use the humbleness of the people around them to set off their extraordinaryness.

"Your friend is getting more and more boring." Tong Tian commented.

"Probably not friends anymore." Di Xin sighed.In the past, I could chat a few words, but now I can only see a flattering face that I think is well concealed, and I feel bored when I see it.

"Ordinary people are fickle, and in the blink of an eye, they are completely different." Tong Tian said again.

"Immortals also change. It's just that immortals have a long life, so they can take their time. Ordinary people have a limited lifespan, so they have to change quickly." Di Xin glanced at Tongtian and said, "It's extremely difficult for someone like you to stay like this forever. OK."

"Because I am a saint and already have eternity?" Tong Tian said sarcastically.

"It's just because it's you." Di Xin said frankly.

Tong Tian hesitated to speak, but finally remained silent, with a faint smile drawn on the corners of his lips.

While guarding the beauty, when the years are quiet, a snake falls from the sky, and no one will be in a good mood.Even if the snake is wearing the skin of a beautiful woman.

In reality, Xiaoqing fell headlong and smashed down the weapon shelf in the yard.Then Fahai followed closely, stepping on the never-used chessboard placed in the yard.In the end, they, the snake demon and the monk, fought like no one else. The door panel was smashed, and a large piece of the weak wall collapsed.

Although the master here agreed not to use spells, but only use mortal means to deal with mortal troubles.However, this does not mean that they will turn a blind eye to uninhibited guests who openly fight in their territory.What's more, neither the snake demon nor the Buddha cultivator can be regarded as a pure mortal.

Tongtian's expression was condensed.Di Xin slowly raised the corners of his lips, revealing a sinister smile.

Both Xiaoqing and Fahai have yet to achieve immortality, and they are too far behind Dixin.So, there is no suspense at all.

When Bai Suzhen sensed that Xiaoqing was in trouble and rushed to rescue her, she found "Taoist Beichen" sitting in the shade of a tree enjoying the coolness, Qingping swordsman seemed not there, and her maid and old enemy Fahai... were building a wall? !

At that moment, Bai Suzhen's expression was blank.

Realizing Bai Suzhen's arrival, Xiaoqing was overjoyed, and was about to put down her work and come over to complain.

Fa Hai held the shovel in one hand, and put the other hand on his chest, as if he wanted to put his palm up.

Di Xin coughed lightly, and the two of them turned their heads obediently and continued to work.

"Madam Xu." Di Xin nodded slightly and said.

"... Daoist Beichen," Bai Suzhen pointed to Xiaoqing and Fahai, and asked doubtfully, "Who are they?"

"They broke something just now, so Pindao had no choice but to ask them to clean it up." Di Xinping said casually.

They will be so good?Bai Suzhen was shocked.However, no matter what, these two worry-free people should not be left in the homes of two "mortals", Beichen Daoist and Qingping Swordsman.

"Xiaoqing is my sister, and that... the master is also my friend. If they break anything, I will compensate you according to the price." Bai Suzhen said, and was about to pay for the money.

"Mrs. Xu's words are wrong." Di Xin said, "There are always people who help clean up the mess, and you will never understand the importance of propriety. It is not good for birth, and it is even more harmful for practice, isn't it?"

"Practice?" Bai Suzhen's heart skipped a beat.She looked at Xiaoqing and Fahai, who were extremely honest, and forced a smile, "...that's true."

"Since Mrs. Xu agrees with what Pindao said, then—" Di Xin looked at the two people who built the wall over there, and said, "Let them reflect on their past here."

Those who are hired to work in other people's homes work during the day and return to their own place to sleep at night.Those who are punished should work during the day and sleep on the floor at night.Fahai and Xiaoqing wanted to resist, but their skills were not as good as theirs, and they were given the additional debuff of sealing mana, so they reluctantly stopped.

I don't know what kind of clichés and anti-clichés happened at Xu Xian's house that night, but the next morning, Xu Xian brought breakfast with a food box.

The White Snake is really good at cooking. Once the lid of the food box is opened, the garden is full of fragrance - all meat.Even the white rice, because it was left over from the night before, was afraid of spoiling my stomach, so I stir-fried it in a pan—using meat oil.

"Thank you, Xiaoqing." Xu Xian handed Xiaoqing a small wine jar, and said considerately, "This wine is very light, not intoxicating, and will not delay your work." No matter how light it is, it is still wine, and Fa Hai is a person who cannot drink and eat. The meat monk.

Xiaoqing glanced at Fahai, and said happily, "It's okay, Xiaoqing, I drink very well!" After that, he took the wine jar, took a sip, and pretended to enjoy it, "It's delicious!"

"Come, Xiaoqing, eat vegetables!" Xu Xian graciously picked up vegetables for Xiaoqing.

"Thank you, Officer Xu!" Xiao Qing glanced at Fa Hai triumphantly, with a gentle smile.

Fahai is a monk with high mana, he is capable of slaying demons and subduing demons, but he forgot to light up his bigu skills.Monks also need to drink water and eat.

It is said that Xu Xian delivered meals to Xiaoqing and Fahai...

"Come on, Xiaoqing, try this, this lady specially made it for you... and this..." Xu Xian kept picking vegetables for Xiaoqing.And Xiao Qing, who often ridiculed Xu Xian on weekdays, laughed and ate non-stop.

"... Xu benefactor... Xu benefactor..." Fa Hai called several times, but Xu Xian kept ignoring him, as if he had never heard him.Finally, the old monk blushed, patted Xu Xian on the shoulder, and shouted again.

"Is there something wrong, Master?" Xu Xian seemed to be startled, and asked back. Then, noticing that Fa Hai didn't move his chopsticks, he asked with concern, "Why doesn't Master want to eat? But it doesn't suit your appetite?"

Fa Hai choked, and said awkwardly: "Benefactor Xu, these are...do you have a vegetarian meal?"

"Vegetarian? Eating meat makes you strong enough to work. Master, I'm not talking about you. You see, a girl like Xiaoqing works so hard. You, a man, do you have to use the excuse that you have no food and no strength?" Lazy and slippery?!" Xu Xian looked at Fa Hai reproachfully and said unhappily.

"That's right! The Great Monk doesn't work at all!" Xiaoqing said angrily.

Conscience of heaven and earth, Fahai is good at mana, in terms of strength, he is no more than an ordinary man.Although he can swing the Zen stick twice, but he is really a mage.How could he have the power of a snake monster!

Fahai glared at Xiaoqing.The latter flinched, and then thought that now that they were all sealed in mana, if they really fought, this old monk would not be his opponent, so he stared back viciously.

But Fa Hai ignored the snake demon, and said to Xu Xian in embarrassment: "Benefactor Xu, I don't eat meat."

"Don't eat meat?" Xu Xian said in surprise, "Master has chased beautiful girls all over the world, what's the difference?" Then, he comforted him, "Master, this is because you can't think about it. It's all about breaking the precept anyway, breaking one. It’s better to break a few, it’s fine.” Yes, Xu Xian was mocking Fa Hai.As a coward who takes pride in eating soft food, anyone who wants to harm his meal ticket is his enemy in life.

Fa Hai's old face was flushed, and he said: "Benefactor Xu's words are wrong! This young girl and your white lady are—" He didn't want to say it so directly, at least not because he was controlled by others and couldn't tell. Speak out when there is a little evidence.

"Master! This is why you are wrong! A hero is a man who dares to act! Now that he has done it, what is it to hide his head and show his tail!" Xu Xian interrupted Fa Hai displeased.He took a few breaths, calmed down, showed a wretched expression that "men can understand", and said: "When you see a beautiful woman, you call that person a monster, catch her back to the temple, this and that - I understand. I, Xu Xian, am not a disgruntled official, I have no power, no power, no power to restrain my family, master, please don’t provoke my family, I don’t know anything.” After finishing speaking, he looked at Fa Hai aloofly, as if he was waiting for his thanks .

Thank you baba! ——Fa Hai blushed, pointed at Xu Xian with one hand, trembling and shaking, so angry that he couldn't say a word.

"Ah! So the master is this kind of person!" Xiaoqing looked at Fa Hai in astonishment.Of course she knew that Fa Hai was not, but...in order not to be persuaded by the old monk Xu Guanren who "knows nothing", let's make it true.

"That's not true! The more virtuous and eminent monk you are, the more filthy you are. Some people, the older they are, the more shameless they are!" Xu Xian glanced at Fa Hai and said meaningfully, "Xiaoqing, you are young and have a lot of experience. Little, be careful not to be deceived!"

"Oh." Xiao Qing glanced at Fa Hai with lingering fear, and nodded in response.

Fahai: "..." I was not outraged and suffered a cerebral hemorrhage, thanks to the blessings of the Buddha.

When Xiaoqing finished eating, Xu Xian cleared the dishes and said, "What would Xiaoqing want to eat tonight? Beichen's house won't open fire, so I won't prepare dinner for you."

Xiaoqing immediately announced the names of several dishes cooperatively, all of which were meat.

"Okay, I'll let my wife do it for you." Xu Xian asked again, "Xiaoqing, where do you sleep at night?"

"It's here!" Xiaoqing complained.

"With this... Master?" Xu Xian frowned worriedly, and then said helplessly, "Forget it, Bei Chen is very capable, Master, he doesn't dare to mess around. I'll bring you a quilt again. The girl caught a cold Not good."

"Thank you, Officer Xu." Xiaoqing said with a smile.

Fahai turned his head away, not looking at the couple.

Ordinary people don't eat, and they have to do physical work under the scorching sun, so they can't last long.After all, Fa Hai is an eminent monk who has been cultivating for many years. After a day of tossing around like this, he just looked sluggish, and he was still far from completely collapsed.

On the third morning, Xu Xian finally realized his conscience and brought Fa Hai an overnight steamed bun.He was only given dry, hard steamed buns, no water, let alone porridge, and Fahai rolled his eyes from choking.

"What's the matter, master? Would you like some wine?" Xu Xian asked with concern - it's better to choke you to death, lest you come to trouble my wife again!

After tossing and tossing for a long time, until the third night, Xiaoqing and Fahai finally repaired the wall and were released.