[Comprehensive myth] The widow is sick

Diyi tossed the princes with all his heart, vowing to get back the anger he had suffered before on them.All of a sudden, chickens and dogs were flying around in the hall, it was very lively.

Diyi's excitement has nothing to do with Zishou.I don't know if the age of the body has affected the heart, Zishou's childishness is getting heavier and heavier.For example, those who are interested will forget to sleep and eat, and do not know how to control; if one day they lose interest, they will forget about it and never mention it again.He's a rare matchup right now.

The array is a thing of gods and gods, mysterious and mysterious, and the messy patterns on the array map, one after another, make people dazzled.Luckily, Zishou scratched with English letters and Arabic numerals, no one thought it was strange.Even Wen Zhong just thought that Zishou couldn't learn the law, and made up meaningless ghost symbols.

After some time, the grand court meeting with the theme of "killing chickens to scare monkeys" finally started.As the prince of Yin and Shang, Zishou had to temporarily put aside his unfinished math problems and show his face.He took a special look at Xibo Hou Jichang.The future King Wen of Zhou is just a gentle and handsome middle-aged man, completely indifferent to the toughness of having 99 sons born.

→＿→The point of focus seems a bit strange.

Zishou also saw Kong Xuan.Among those grotesque generals, this Sanshanguan commander-in-chief became more and more attractive.

——I don’t know how peacock feathers feel to the touch.

——By the way, why do the generals of the Shang Dynasty look so strange?I heard that most of those who were born in Jiejiao are not human.Did they make themselves like this because they still retain the aesthetics of beasts?

——Hey, does anyone know what exactly Wen Zhong is?People with three eyes can't be purebred humans, can they?

——Not necessarily, it seems that the one who explained the teaching was disfigured into a non-human level just because he ate two apricots.

——It's a pity, this world is a world of faces after all, don't you see that the handsome Yang Jian and Zhengtai Nezha are famous, and the crooked ones are unknown, and even cannon fodder early!

——Oh, it seems that I accidentally discovered something important~ Zishou silently complained while observing the courtiers in the hall.After a while, he found that he had forgotten one very important thing——

He forgot to "invent" the chair.

Zishou didn't know when chairs became common furniture, since he didn't see them here anyway.The current standard "sitting" is "kneeling sitting", the upper body is straight, the buttocks are pressed on the ankles, and the hands are neatly placed on the knees.A mat was placed under it, which was so hard that the knees and calves "sit" blue after a while.

On weekdays, Zishou jumps up and down in the Grand Master's Mansion, rarely participates in such formal occasions, "sitting" only for a short while, and spends most of the time leaning, leaning, and lying down.Before, he really didn't experience the pain of "sitting".

Zishou hadn't thought about the chair at all.

Now, he knows how good "sit" is.He felt that his two legs had been useless.

Invent the chair without delay!

The leader of Dongyi was executed in a very environmentally friendly manner.Emperor Yi ordered that he be cooked into a dish and distributed to all the people in the court.

Zishou looked around at the people who were eating happily, and then looked at the plate of meat, and felt more and more that he couldn't live through this day.Alas, this plate must be eaten up.He stretched out his chopsticks several times, but in the end he didn't have the courage to do so.In the end, he quietly poked Zizhong who was sitting next to him, and said: "The grand master taught me the spell, and I have to become a vegetarian in the next few days. This dish... I will give it to my brother." I chose the latter without hesitation.

Zi Zhong rolled his eyes at Zi Shou, and said in a low voice, "What spells? Those Qi trainers never teach us spells."

Zishou choked, with a tigerish face, and said displeasedly: "I'll let you eat, what are you talking about!" As he said, he changed the empty plate in front of Zizhong's eyes.

"This meat is so bad, it's not tasty at all." Zizhong complained in a low voice.

Zishou silently bit the boiled vegetables.Recently he really wants to become a vegetarian.

It's another new day, Zishou, who has always been energetic and troublesome, is lying in bed for the first time.

"Get up! Today the king is going to have a banquet for the ministers. This is the last day!" Huang Feifeng said, shaking Zishou, who was disheveled and sleepy.

"Don't go!" Zishou broke Huang Feifeng's hand and fell back heavily on the bed.From kneeling to the dish, his body and mind were greatly hurt.

"Is this what you should say as the king's youngest son?" Huang Feifeng said bitterly.After this time, princes and generals from all walks of life will leave Chaoge one after another.With these guys gone, she will be the second generation of power who can walk sideways again.

"You break my leg, anyway, it will be destroyed sooner or later." Zishou said rascally.

"What did you say?!" Huang Feifeng exclaimed.

"Long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, you can do it." After finishing speaking, Zi Shou stood up stiffly.

Huang Feifeng took two deep breaths and said, "...Okay, I'll help you!" She turned around and went out, brought a bucket of well water, and splashed it on Zishou with a "wow".

Zishou who was chased away from sleepiness: "..." Can you still play happily? !

This is indeed the last official dinner. The elegant way of saying it is "farewell banquet", and the popular understanding is "partnership meal".Because he was splashed with a bucket of cold water early in the morning, Zi Shou was in a bad mood.He has always had a dark face, and even the beautiful peacock spirits in the crowd can't make him happy.

Di Yi ordered people to take out the stewed meat from the bronze cauldron and distribute it to everyone.It was an honor, and everyone enjoyed it, except Zishou.He now feels sick at the sight of meat.

Unable to eat, Zishou looked around boredly.With this glance, something really happened.

He first caught sight of a lot of dust falling from the top of Di Yi's head, and looked up subconsciously, as if there was a big black thing trembling and about to fall.

"Father, be careful!" Zi Shou sounded a warning.

I don't know if the timing was just right, or because he was shocked by his voice, the black thing just fell down.

Di Yi seemed to be intimidated by this voice, and so were the guards and palace people around him.Fortunately, Zishou did not stay.He flew forward, kicked the unidentified object in free fall, and then pulled Di Yi with his strength, leaving the dangerous area.

Zishou and Diyi landed safely, and the unknown object landed heavily on the ground in another direction, making a heavy muffled sound.At this time, those ministers, guards, and palace officials came to their senses. Those who cared about Emperor Yi circled around to find out what happened, and circled around again.

Zishou has attracted much attention for his meritorious service in saving his family.At this time, he should hold his head high, stand with his hands behind his back, and carry out the pretending B to the end.All he wanted to do now was hug his feet and howl.Unprepared to kick on unknown objects, toes hurt! ! !

Later, the unidentified object was proved to be part of the palace, and Zishou didn't understand what it was for.

Well, the house has been in disrepair for a long time, and it is normal for some things to fall off.But the problem is that just after Emperor Yi brutally dealt with the leader of Dongyi, there was a problem with the house and he was specifically smashed.As a result, the DPRK and China have a bad opinion.

Because of this matter, Di Yi, Wen Zhong and the others were quite troubled.

"What's your opinion on this matter, Ah Shouyu?" Wen Taishi asked, smoothing his beard.Someone came up with this bad idea, and now that God's punishment is coming, someone has to come up with an idea.

"What can I say?" Zi Shou held his foot mournfully, there was a piece of toenail where the bottom of the nail was black, and it seemed impossible to keep it.Toenails can grow back after falling off, but it hurts so much.

"Oh?"

"The remnants of Dongyi's party are dissatisfied with the king, and under the guise of heaven's punishment, they murdered the king. Their intentions are to be punished. I hope the grand master will do his best to investigate, and we must wipe out all these rebellious officials and thieves." Zishou put down his feet and said righteously.After finishing speaking, he glanced at Grand Master Wen who was frowning tightly, sighed, and added in a low voice: "Then if you don't like it, grab that one."

"...too shameless." Wen Zhong endured and endured, and finally said a word of conscience.

Being overwhelmed by Wen Taishi's "shameless" sentence, Zishou kept himself bored in the room for a whole day.Finally, he came to a realization and decided to do something that was not "shameless".

It just so happened that these few days of researching the formation method, and some gains, Zishou used the low-level formation flag gifted by Grand Master Wen as a gift, and set up the formation in Grand Master Wen's mansion.

Half a day later, Grand Master Wen walked into Zishou's formation without any preparation.Sensing the familiar aura in the formation, Grand Master Wen recognized that it was the work of his little apprentice.Therefore, he gave up violently breaking the formation, but turned around in this formation.

Taoism is natural, and so is formation.The closer to the natural formation, the more extraordinary its power.There is even that top-level formation that can deduce the truth of heaven and earth.According to this standard, Zishou's formation is too rigid, as if every evolution is strictly limited.Moreover, what this formation follows does not seem to be the way of nature.

Grand Master Wen couldn't figure out why such a messy formation trapped him for an hour, and finally he found the formation flag by following his breath, and was able to escape.

When Wen Taishi asked Zishou, Zishou just smiled and kept pretending B to the end.God knows how proud this guy is!

Zishou was in a good mood when he bullied Grand Master Wen with his advanced mathematics knowledge.In addition, the bosses of various colors wandering in Chaoge City finally left one after another, and the biggest dandy in the world was finally revived with full blood, jumping out again to harm all living beings.

Idle on the surface, study hard behind the scenes, always ready to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger—this is the full portrayal of Zishou's life.

In the blink of an eye, two years passed.

Maybe it's because Huang Feifeng grew up, and Huang Feifeng no longer followed her son to get into trouble.She hangs out with that little girl Yang, doing girly things.

Grand Master Wen still looked the same, except for being disturbed by uneasy students, the hairline moved a full inch.You know, he is a god, a god who is immortal!

In stark contrast to Wen Taishi is Shang Wang Diyi.In the past two years, he has aged very quickly. Most of his black hair has turned gray, his face has more and more wrinkles, and various minor problems have also appeared.Thinking about the average life expectancy of humans in this era, it is really worrying.

As for that Zi Shou, he finally made himself a famous dude.

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