[Comprehensive myth] The widow is sick

Emperor Ziwei's formal attire is similar to that of the Jade Emperor, and it is difficult for those who have not studied the study of clothing to tell them apart at a glance.The monkey grandson ate and drank a lot at the flat peach party. He was so drunk that he saw people with double shadows. When he saw a man in imperial clothes, he thought he was the Jade Emperor.

Reasoning with drunks is fruitless, and Di Xin is too lazy to talk to this monkey who can't even walk safely.

"Old Jade Emperor! Come and fight Lao Sun for [-] rounds! If you lose, I will give you the Jade Emperor's throne to Grandpa Grandpa!" Sun Houzi staggered and shouted with full momentum.

——Brother Monkey, even if you win the battle in front of you, the Jade Emperor's throne has nothing to do with you.

The monkey grandson took out a stick out of nowhere and hit Di Xin.

Di Xin sneered, raised his sleeve, threw out a sword, and flew towards Monkey Sun.The latter raised his stick to block it, but before it touched it, the sword turned and flew upwards.

"Haha! What kind of baby are you? You're so cute!" Sun Houzi laughed.

The sword hangs above Monkey Sun's head, splits into four parts, and falls around, surrounding the monkey.The sword vibrated slightly, with golden threads escaping, outlining mysterious textures in midair.

Monkey Sun fiddled with the silk thread with his stick, but was entangled in the thread instead.The monkey was startled, and struggled vigorously, the silk thread seemed to be broken and dissipated into mist. "Old Jade Emperor, that's all!" Sun Houzi said triumphantly, "Huh? It's foggy?" Sure enough, the silk thread turned into mist, covering the monkey layer by layer, making him invisible again.

A cloud of mist floated in front of Ziwei Palace, silently, and there was no sign of the monkey.

Ximei and Daji looked at the cloud of mist in surprise, feeling very puzzled in their hearts.Xi Mei didn't dare to ask yet, but Daji didn't have so many scruples.She said, "My lord, what is this?"

"Back when I saw the sages of the Qing Dynasty set up the Zhuxian Sword Formation, I was lucky enough to learn the superficial thing." Di Xin replied.His pirated Zhu Xian Sword Formation is naturally far inferior to the genuine one.With his golden immortal skills, he can trap the Da Luo Jin Xian for a few hours at most, provided that the Da Luo Jin Xian doesn't understand formations.But, this monkey grandson is still a Taiyi Golden Immortal, only one level higher than Di Xin, and he is still a pure warrior.The pirated version of Zhuxian Sword Formation caught Sun Monkey, no pressure.

No matter what it is, if you have a relationship with a saint, you will have no good relationship.Daji glanced at the cloud and mist with pity, leaned against Di Xin limply, and said, "Your Majesty is so mighty~"

About half an hour later, Ziwei Palace welcomed Zhenjun Erlang.Yang Jian didn't know what the cloud at the door was, and instinctively felt that it was not easy to mess with, so he avoided it.He looked in surprise at the intact and orderly Ziwei Palace, showing a slightly disappointed expression.

Sun Wukong made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, and the gods from all walks of life were frustrated. The Jade Emperor ordered people to go to Guanjiangkou to ask Zhenjun Erlang to help out.The God Erlang didn't like the Heavenly Court very much, and never heeded the Jade Emperor's orders.However, this time the Heavenly Court was smashed to pieces by a monkey, and as a minister of the Heavenly Court, Zhenjun Erlang didn't want to ignore it.

Zhenjun Erlang put on his cloak and came to the Heavenly Court to inquire about the whereabouts of the monstrous monkey, but he went in the direction of Ziwei Palace.

Ziwei Palace, isn't it the site of Yin Shang Emperor Xin?The gods there are all on the list of gods, so if they die accidentally, it's no big deal.

Yang Jian slowed down in hunting down the monster monkey.

During the Battle of the Conferred Gods, Yang Jian always regretted that Xiqi's army was defeated before they could reach Chaoge, so he didn't have a chance to beat up that Emperor Xin.Having experienced a lot, the impulsiveness of his youth has worn away a lot. Looking at Dijun Ziwei wandering around all day, he will not directly beat him up. Seeing Dixin's unlucky, Zhenjun Erlang is always in a happy mood.

Yang Jian deliberately walked slowly, expecting to see a dilapidated Ziwei Palace and Di Xin who was beaten to death.However, Ziwei Palace is doing well, and Di Xin is even better.What about the demon monkey?Don't get lost halfway, right?Yang Jian's heart was filled with disappointment, and even with his forbearance, he couldn't completely hide it.

"Zhenjun Erlang? You are really a rare visitor." Di Xin said with a smile.

"The little god was ordered to capture the monster monkey, and he heard the report. The monster monkey came towards Ziwei Palace." Yang Jian clasped his fists and said, "May I ask if the emperor has seen it?"

"Monkey? Where's the door?" Di Xin pointed at the cloud and said.

Yang Jian followed the direction of Di Xin's finger, looked at the cloud and mist, and said in surprise, "This..."

"Oh, I was negligent." Di Xin waved at the cloud, and saw that the ball shrank rapidly, and flew into Di Xin's wide cuff in the blink of an eye.Monkey Sun was bruised and passed out on the ground, his hand still tightly clutching his stick.

Yang Jian looked at the monster monkey who was said to be very powerful and unconscious at the moment, and was extremely surprised.Kong Xuan is not here, and the one with the highest cultivation here is Emperor Ziwei of the Golden Immortal Daoist.That monstrous monkey - of course Yang Jian could tell - was the Taiyi Golden Immortal.The higher the cultivation base of the immortal, the more difficult it is to leapfrog the challenge.How did that monstrous monkey fall into the hands of Emperor Ziwei, whose realm was lower than his and who had always been pampered?wrong!How did Tianting fall into the hands of such a monstrous monkey?

——Such a stupid monkey can poke a hole in the heaven.Heaven doesn't seem to be that scary either.

"This monstrous monkey is quite capable, please send it to the Jade Emperor and deal with it strictly," Di Xin said.

"Naturally. The little god will leave." Yang Jian conjured up a rope, tied up the monkey, cupped his hands at Di Xin, and left in a daze.

Let's say that Yang Jian tied up the monster monkey to return to the Jade Emperor that day, and the Jade Emperor took advantage of the situation to make Yang Jian a judicial god on the grounds that he had meritorious service in catching the monster monkey.I thought that the Jade Emperor would be swept away again, but I didn't expect Zhenjun Erlang to accept the order to thank him.

Besides, Sun Wukong was tied up in front of the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor ordered people to torture him, but he didn't want the monkey to rely on its own copper skin and iron bone, and didn't care about it at all, and even called "so cool".It's really annoying!When the immortals were discussing how to deal with the monstrous monkey, the Taishang Laojun, who never cared about anything, stood up and said that he would throw the monkey into the gossip furnace and refine it into a elixir.The immortals didn't believe that Laojun, who only knew how to make alchemy, had that kind of ability, but the Jade Emperor agreed, and the big guys had to put away their full of doubts.

Taishang Laojun failed to cook the monkey in soy sauce, but was pushed over the alchemy furnace and stole all the elixir.Monkey Sun got a blessing in disguise, and developed red eyes and golden eyes.After the immortals heard about it, there were those who sympathized, those who expressed emotion, those who acted afterward, and those who gloated at other people's misfortunes.Those who knew the identity of the Supreme Lord hid one after another, resolutely not getting involved in this matter.

In the Lingxiao Palace, the Taishang Laojun beat his chest and stamped his feet, wept loudly, and at the same time did not forget to complain to the Jade Emperor.Di Xin watched from the sidelines, and had a new understanding of the lower limit of a saint.He decided that after this matter is over, he will go to Biyou Palace and work harder to harm the Master Tongtian.

Monkey Sun created even greater chaos in the Heavenly Court.Because it suffered a loss in the hands of the "Jade Emperor" before, this time it has been clamoring to make the Jade Emperor look good.

The Jade Emperor is a dignified quasi-sage, and it is easy to clean up a monkey.However, thinking of what the "Lao Jun" explained before, he gritted his teeth and resisted the urge to slap the monkey with his own hands.

No!This monkey is very capable of mobilizing hatred.In order not to let himself "accidentally" kill it, the Jade Emperor simply pulled the Queen Mother to avoid the monkey's activity area.Those gods who didn't know the truth thought the monkey was so powerful that even the Jade Emperor was afraid.

It was Tathagata Buddha of Western Buddhism who caught the monkey for the second time.

Originally, the original body of this Tathagata Buddha "should" be the multi-treasure Taoist of Jiejiao. Lao Tzu caught the rat spirit in the Ten Thousand Immortals Formation, turned it into a Buddha, and shared the Buddhist luck.Buddhism took advantage of the situation to establish Mahayana Buddhism, and made Taoist Daobao, who was incarnated as Tathagata, the Buddha of Mahayana Buddhism. Using Lao Tzu's name, Buddhism was accepted by people in the East.

Now, the Zhuxian Sword Formation has not been broken, so where did the Ten Thousand Immortal Formation come from?Although the two teachings of interpretation and cutting have been damaged, their foundation is still there. Lao Tzu can't afford to plan Western Buddhism for the luck of the three eastern teachings.This Tathagata Buddha, who knows whether he is a disciple of Yingyin or Zhunti, is a real "insider" of Western religion anyway.The west is barren. Although this Tathagata Buddha has something unique, he is not as good as the head disciple of the Jiejiao, whether it is aptitude, cultivation or knowledge.At least, he didn't know where this Heavenly Court was pitted.

Therefore, it is really not the Lord Buddha's fault that one accidentally walked into the miniature version of Zhou Tianxing Dou array.

Di Xin was also wronged.He set up a star formation outside Ziwei Palace next week to guard against monkeys.After all, apart from him, no, including him, the gods in Ziwei Palace are all fragile-skinned and thin-blooded, and need to be well protected.The reason why he didn't choose the more familiar Jade Immortal Sword Formation was because the coverage of the Jade Immortal Sword Formation was small and it would consume his mana.And because Zhou Tian Xingdou Great Formation uses the power of stars as energy, its power is increased, and it is easy to clean up Daluo Jinxian... Who let this Buddha have limited experience, and he has not killed his corpse yet!

The monkey didn't catch it, but instead caught a fat man with a bun or curly hair. Di Xin felt that this day was really unbearable.

——The one who made the biggest mistake was actually Zhunti Saint.He didn't use his own personal experience to tell his disciples where the most pitfalls in heaven.It's not that there are no pitfalls for others, but that they can manage their own pitfalls well.The pit diggers who can't control their own pits, commonly known as "half hangers", are the most hateful existences!

When Di Xin found out that he had caught the wrong person, Tathagata had already competed with Zai's formation.At this time, the formation was withdrawn, and the unlucky one was he, the person who set up the formation.His control of this formation is still very unfamiliar, far from reaching the level of being able to use it with his fingers.Yes, in front of the Zhou Tian Xingdou formation, Di Xin is a real half-assed.For his own safety, Di Xin manipulated the formation and "walked" Tathagata.

When he came out of the pirated version of Zhou Tian Xing Dou, Tathagata was exhausted.Sweat trickled down his cheeks.He is not like a lofty Buddha, but an ordinary monk.

Tathagata is really a good-tempered Buddha. After being trapped for no reason, after listening to Di Xin's explanation, he still attributed the responsibility to his own "mistake". →＿→Perhaps this has something to do with Di Xin concealing what he did to the formation after he found out that he had arrested the wrong person.