[Comprehensive myth] The widow is sick

It seemed that in the blink of an eye, Yin Kang was already ten years old.The passage of time is really blurry - Di Xin spent five years setting up the most rudimentary Zhou Tian Xing Dou array, and then trapped himself in it for three years.

——There are too many stars to count, it is better to have the Zhuxian Sword Formation, there are only four!

——Actually, you can only figure out the most basic operation of the Immortal Sword Formation...

Climbing out of the hole he dug, Di Xin went to see his apprentice.

Yao Niang taught her son very well.She was originally from aristocratic background, so she received the best education and enlightened children, so it was not a problem at all.Yao Niang doesn't understand Wentao, martial arts, and the essence of governing a country, and neither do disciples of immortals.Yao Niang taught Yin Kang to be upright, noble, elegant and personable.As the final victor in the harem, Yao Niang is not a good person.She does not fully agree with the teachings of the sages.If she was still in the palace, she would never have taught her son to be so pure.Of course, everyone likes a good child, and the child must be kind and beautiful on the outside.However, the child's master is a fairy, who knows if a fairy can "read minds" and "understand other minds"?

Di Xin didn't know the "mind reading skills" and "other mind understanding". After being a king for many years, he still knew how to read people.After a few words, Di Xin found that his future disciple was pure and good.In his limited life, he has never come into contact with such a simple creature—newborn ones are not counted.Di Xin glanced at Yao Niang in surprise—what kind of mother brought out what kind of children, could it be that Yin Shang's harem is already so easy to mess with?

"What orders does the immortal have?" Yao Niang asked inexplicably.

Di Xin pursed his lips, hesitated for a moment, and said solemnly: "There are too many liars these days, so you must watch out for the silly children at home."

Yao Niang knows the elegant meaning after listening to the string song, and then adjusts her son's education plan.

A teacher is a conscientious worker, those who have a conscience are exhausted, those who have no conscience - just look at Di Xin.

Di Xin made a jade slip, engraved on it the common sense of cultivation, the distribution of meridians, the induction of spiritual energy, and the operation of exercises.The way to check is very simple, if you drop blood, you will recognize the master, and if you recognize the master, you can see it.People's brains are stuffed with too many things at once, and bad conditions will appear, such as being unable to distinguish between reality and illusion, also known as madness.Although anything can happen on the way of cultivating immortals, look at that Lei Zhenzi, he is no longer human.Di Xin couldn't say which was worse, the maverick on the outside, or the madness on the inside.He always knew that to drive someone's son crazy in front of his own mother, the hatred value was too high.Therefore, there were two spells on the jade slip.One can put the person who has read the jade slips into sleep, and the other spell is to "keep fresh"—to keep the body alive, so that a mortal can safely spend the sleep time without eating or drinking.

Yao Niang didn't know what kind of trick this jade slip was for her disciples, she only saw her son falling asleep after dripping blood on the jade slip.Before, the immortal told her that this was a normal phenomenon.

At last, Di Xin was reliable this time, and when Yin Kang struggled out of the "ocean of knowledge", he waved his sleeves to hide his achievements and fame.

After completing the task of defrauding his apprentice, Di Xin licked his face and ran to Biyou Palace again.He wants to borrow the hanger there.With the body of a mere golden immortal, the pressure is too great to be listed in the six royal positions with the quasi-sage.

In Biyou Palace, Master Tongtian saw Di Xin, he didn't say anything, he just pointed to the corner of the wall.The latter threw an aggrieved look at him, and then he squatted obediently against the wall, no, he went to meditate in a place where he would not get in the way.

In the fifth year of hanging out at Biyou Palace, Di Xin received a message from his free-ranging apprentice.The boy said that he would take his mother to the foot of the mountain to take care of her.Only then did Di Xin remember: Ah!It turns out that he still has an apprentice!

The irresponsible master had nothing to say and agreed directly.So, Yin Kang took his mother and the still strong nanny down the mountain.

Di Xin didn't care about where the apprentice went after going down the mountain.Anyway, he left behind the method of summoning. If something difficult happens, the child can find him.

Then, the irresponsible master will not be such a disciple.

——Speaking of which, Yin Kang really has never done the ceremony of apprenticeship.

In the blink of an eye, 100 years have passed, and it's time for Di Xin to go back to Heaven to sell his vacation.He calmly closed his eyes and continued to practice.Anyway, everyone is still used to Emperor Ziwei skipping work from time to time and disappearing.Anyway, everyone knew where to find him.If you don't find it, it's okay.

——Which god dares to go to the saint dojo to ask for someone?

Di Xin just stayed in Biyou Palace for 500 years.It's rare that in the past 500 years, he didn't harass the leader of Tongtian, didn't harm the flowers and plants of Biyou Palace, and only practiced honestly.The results of his practice are remarkable, he is now a Golden Immortal Dzogchen, and he is only a short chance to advance to Taiyi Golden Immortal.

Then, Di Xin was called away by the heavenly official.

Tianguan led Di Xin directly to Lingxiao Palace.Looking at the direction ahead, Di Xin was already surprised.The Lingxiao Palace is the most coercive palace in the heavenly court, and it is also the place where the Jade Emperor held his court meeting.What situation should be used here?Let's start with the role of heaven.

The role of the Heavenly Court is to maintain the stability of the Three Realms.How to maintain it?The gods on the list of gods correspond to the laws of heaven, and the gods on the list of gods are meant to maintain the order of the Three Realms.In other words, maintaining the order of the Three Realms means that the gods on the list of gods work hard, and the other gods and monsters are honest and don't make trouble.

The gods on the list of gods, after death, are conferred gods, bound by the list of gods, and regard the completion of their own work as the first priority of life, and everything must stand back in front of the priesthood.As for those who were conferred gods in the flesh, the Conferred Gods List did not restrict them so strongly.However, the gods from the Three Religions don't look down on the land of Heaven, at least when they conferred gods.The disciples of the saints who are physically sanctified are those three generations of disciples who explained the teachings.As losers, they cannot get important god positions.Erlang Zhenjun and Nezha and other tough backgrounds don't count.A few sporadic ones don't affect the overall situation.The strength is so strong that no one will buy it, only Kong Xuan is the only one.The mortals who become gods are all under Di Xin's subordinates. For his own happiness, Di Xin trained them to be well-behaved little bees from the very beginning.Under the influence of the Conferred God List, these people will not take the initiative to do things that are not good for the Three Realms.

As for the other gods - as a god who has entered the heavenly court system, it's okay to watch the excitement, and it's okay to make small bad things, and harm the three realms, isn't that full of food!

As for monsters, those who try to gain reputation with Heavenly Court will not be able to complete this task.Those who can complete this task are those who have reached a certain level of cultivation and understand the relationship between strength and power.Who will do things that harm others and benefit oneself?Unless it is forced by fate to "the heaven abandons me, I would rather become a demon".I believe that those who dare to make enemies and have the ability to harm their enemies to such an extent will make persistent efforts to wipe out the roots.

The catastrophe of heaven and earth is still very early.For those catastrophes that are not comparable to the catastrophe of heaven and earth, but which can hurt many gods, the way of heaven will give reminders before they come.Now, there is no sign of anything.

To sum up, the current Three Realms is really peaceful.

Immortals have a different concept of time from mortals, and it takes tens or hundreds of years to close up for nothing.On weekdays, there are many gods who work, arrange the affairs at hand properly, and there are also many people who retreat to enlightenment.The Jade Emperor would not be a nuisance to others, he would pull the gods to hold a court meeting every day.Only when there is a major event that shakes the Three Realms will the Great Court Conference be held.If the Jade Emperor had a separate order for a certain god, he would either send a heavenly official to deliver the decree, or invite the person into his palace, and talk about the matter while drinking a small wine.Di Xin has been in the Heavenly Court for so many years, and there is only one grand court meeting where all the immortals gather.Yes, it was the time when the gods reported to the Heavenly Court after conferring the gods.

I don't know if the Lingxiao Palace is for such a purpose as holding a grand court meeting.Various grand events of the Heavenly Court are also held here, such as the Pantao Fair.Flat peaches are fairy fruits, divided into three grades, the most common one takes 3000 years to mature, and the best one takes 9000 years.To hold a flat peach meeting, you have to wait for the flat peaches to mature.Now is not the time.

I really can't think of any major event at this time that needs to use the Lingxiao Palace.

After entering the Lingxiao Palace, Di Xin was even more surprised.He came too late.Almost all the other gods came.Needless to say, those who are permanently stationed in the Heavenly Court, even those who don’t show up on weekdays, have no dealings with the Heavenly Court, such as Erlang Zhenjun, who never pays attention to the Lord of the Three Realms. Jun, also appeared in this Lingxiao Palace.Among the gods that Di Xin could count at once, apart from a few saints and the Pingxin Empress who could not use the underworld, only the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother who must have arrived last.

Di Xin glanced quickly, and quietly walked to his place.

"Dijun is late." Suddenly a voice came from beside him, Di Xin straightened his neck back, glanced to the side, and saw the person who spoke - Taishang Laojun.

"It is indeed my lord who was rude." Di Xin replied in a low voice.In this heavenly court, there is only one person who can make Di Xin not to quibble, not to play tricks, and to be subdued. It is not the high-ranking Supreme of the Three Realms, but the Supreme Lord.The gods who don't know the truth only think that the Taishang Laojun is a confused old man who loves alchemy, and because of his seniority, he occupies a high position in the heaven.In fact, this is an incarnation of the Taiqing sage.What is the incarnation of a saint?It is when the saint is inconvenient to show up directly, he creates a clone with great magic power and does some unspeakable things.To put it simply, it is the second personality temporarily separated by the sage.The mana is not as good as the deity, and the morality, memory, and knowledge are basically the same.Taishang Laojun is different.He has been separated from the Taiqing sage for a long time, and he has already been fully separated.Moreover, this resident in the Heavenly Court has never set foot in the dojo of the Taiqing saint, and he does not regard himself as a saint on weekdays.Therefore, the other gods don't know, and if they know, they don't call him "the saint of Taiqing".Of course, if necessary, it will be a matter of minutes for Taishang Laojun to transform into a Taiqing saint.Facing such a No. [-] immortal, how could Di Xin be dishonest?

Taishang Laojun laughed twice, and said: "My third brother is arrogant, and I have never seen him be so kind to anyone."

Di Xin looked at the "Taishang Laojun" in surprise.Taishang Laojun does not regard himself as a saint, nor does he recognize the interpersonal relationship of Taiqing saints, this...

——I just said that you will transform into a saint every minute, and you will transform into a saint for me to see what is going on!