[Comprehensive myth] The widow is sick

Does Di Xin understand the magic of immortality?nonsense!What he practiced was the supernatural method, which was passed down from the sage of Jiejiao.There is a saying that a product produced by a sage must be a fine product.If it is said that he does not understand the magic of immortality, there are not many people in the world who understand it.However, his supernatural method came from a wrong path.

Back then, the prince's Emperor Xin lost his integrity and ruined the lower limit, and finally got the Shangqing Immortal Technique from Grand Master Wen, and hid himself to practice secretly.Later, by accident, he became friends with the Jiejiao sage, and he also got involved in the conferred gods a lot. When Di Xin was the Emperor, he practiced the Shangqing Immortal Technique, and it became an open secret.

Whether it's tacit approval or tacit understanding, it's a fact that Di Xin never entered the sect's wall.It's okay for him to cultivate by himself, but if he entrusts it to others, it will be very wrong.He wanted to accept disciples and pass on the Immortal Technique of Jiejiao, so he had to say hello to Master Tongtian.Of course, he can also not teach this.Although he does not have the ability to create his own formulas, it is not difficult to obtain the practice method of the fox clan from Daji.

——For a boy to practice the spell of a vixen, it's too deceitful for a disciple.

Sending a message from the gods, one spell is enough.However, after hesitating for a second between "Going back to Heaven to work" and "Going to Biyou Palace for vacation", Di Xin flew to the East China Sea neatly.

——The Master Tongtian must not like the verb you connected after Biyougong.

Flying outside the gate of Biyou Palace, Di Xin slapped his head, feeling really stupid.He just wanted to save the young Emperor Yin and Shang, so why teach him to cultivate immortals?Can't you teach him to read?Can't practice martial arts?Can't you give him and Yao Niang a lot of money and let them live by themselves?No matter how bad it is, with the throne of Emperor Ziwei, an oracle will be sent down to make it difficult for the new king to be a descendant of the surname Ziwei!However, the words have already been spoken, and those who practice the Tao have the way of heaven to watch them, and they are more honest, so they can't be farts...

——It must be that there are too many things in heaven, and I am tired and stupid!

——You say that, do your subordinates who work hard for you know?

Biyou Palace is the residence of saints, so it is naturally a blessed place for immortals.When I first saw it, Di Xin was also amazed by the immortal energy here, but after seeing it a lot, I didn't feel much about it.

Since becoming a god, Biyou Palace has been following a low-key route.Master Tongtian seldom preached, and every time Di Xin came, there were three or two kittens here.

——It may also be that in order to prevent his own disciples from being misled, the leader of the Tongtian Church deliberately avoided Di Xin when he preached.

Rarely, this time, what Di Xin saw was not only the Master of Tongtian and the boy of water and fire, but also a gorgeous peacock.

Kong Xuan once listened to the sermon under the head of the Tongtian Sect, and later because of Di Xin, he became acquainted with this Jiejiao sage, and occasionally came to Biyou Palace for further study.

Some people usually look at people like dogs, but once they get to know each other well, their expressions will change.After entering Biyou Palace, Di Xin casually raised his hand to greet Tong Tian, ​​then turned to Kong Xuan and said, "Brother Que'er, are you there too?"

In order to keep Kong Xuan in the East, Yuan Shi Tianzun put Kong Xuan's name under Emperor Ziwei, making him a subordinate official of Di Xin.Later, when the gods ascended to heaven for the first time, they were in such a mess. Kong Xuan felt uncomfortable because of the matter of enshrining the gods, but because of his position, he inevitably had contact with Di Xin.Once Di Xin got confused in a hurry, and blurted out the nickname "Brother Que'er" that he had given him in his heart.Kong Xuan changed his face on the spot, dragged Di Xin to the martial arts arena, and beat him up.It was also after that time that Kong Xuan no longer looked at each other coldly, and the boss that Di Xin could fight repeatedly was finally no longer the only boss of Tongtian Cult. The title of "Brother Que'er" has also continued.

Kong Xuan cast a sideways glance at Di Xin coolly, without saying a word.

——So, Di Xin is really amazing, even such a proud peacock was made lose his temper by him.

"What is Emperor Ziwei here for?" asked the Master Tongtian.

"I took in an apprentice to ask if I can inherit the Jiejiao Immortal Law?" Di Xin said.

Master Tongtian made calculations, nodded slightly, and said: "I already know, yes."

"Tsk, how pitiful." Kong Xuan said without any concealment.This pity is naturally not because he wants to learn the Immortal Art of Jiejiao, but because the child has worshiped such an unreliable master.

Di Xin has long been used to this kind of cynicism.I don't know why, Huang Feifeng was like this back then, and Kong Xuan is also like this now. His friends will eventually enter this kind of sarcastic mode of hurting friends.

——What about the friendship between gentlemen?What about sympathy?Is it difficult to dismantle the agreed person?The malice of life is coming!

——Speaking of which, it seems that someone started this malicious friendship mode by himself.

Di Xin took a quiet look at Kong Xuan, shook his head, and sighed pretendingly: "The world is going down, people's hearts are not old."

Seeing the king suddenly change his style of painting, even if his heart is as firm as Kong Xuan, he would be surprised.But if this drama with a sudden change in painting style has been watched for 300 years... then let him change freely.

He conjured up a chair at random, and Di Xin sat lazily on it.In the sage dojo, no, let alone in the sage's territory, even ordinary people, when visiting other people's homes, it is very rude to bring a small horse with you, and even put it out to sit on it.When he first arrived at Biyou Palace, Di Xin put on airs honestly and followed the tradition of only sitting on futons.However, no matter how many rules, no matter how good etiquette is, it can't compare to a sore and numb thigh, let alone the rush of time.Changes happened little by little, and in the end, he became like this.

Master Tongtian sat high on the cloud bed, without raising his eyelids, he said, "Didn't you accept disciples? Why are you still here?"

"The disciple is still a baby, and I'm not a nanny, so it's useless to go there." Di Xin said.

"Is that so..." Master Tongtian only said these two words meaningfully, and then stopped talking.

A saint does not aim indiscriminately.Out of trust in the character of the Master of Tongtian Sect, Di Xin decided to go back and see his future disciples.

Seeing this, Di Xin was taken aback.In half a day, how did Yao Niang turn herself and her son into beggars?

Zikang—now it's time to call Yin Kang's swaddling clothes are scattered, his whole body is dirty, and he is out of breath from crying.Yao Niang was even worse, half of her hair was tied in a mess, and the other half was loose, like a mess; her belt was scattered on the ground, her skirt was messy, and there were yellow stains on the hem.

Seeing the "Northern Immortal" go and come back, and she made such a appearance again, Yao Niang lowered her head in shame.

Di Xin couldn't help rubbing his temples—he overestimated the self-care ability of the noble lady in the palace.

Well, without spells, Di Xin's ability to take care of himself would not be much higher.

Di Xin sighed, turned around and went down the mountain, and found a woman.At this time of war, there are always many homeless people.This woman was alone, in her early twenties, covered in dust all over her body.She has thick hands and feet, and she seems to have a lot of strength.With the crane watching, Di Xin wasn't worried that Yao Niang and Yin Kang would suffer in terms of force.On the other hand, if Yao Niang, the former empress dowager, can't even deal with a commoner's wife, and is ridden on her head to shit and pee, no one else can blame her.

Being taken up the mountain by Emperor Xin Teng in the clouds and fog, the woman was full of panic, and there was shocking admiration and hope in her eyes.She kept bowing her body, as if Di Xin wanted to kneel down and kowtow without saying a word.

After settling this end, Di Xin drove back to the Heavenly Court on a cloud.Of course, he is not going back to work, he is going to ask for leave.

Take in apprentices, take care of your own juniors, understand the cause and effect of the world-what a lofty reason!Di Xin wanted to take a hundred days of leave to watch his apprentices achieve Taoism and become immortals, or fall into reincarnation after failing to cultivate Taoism.In short, one hundred days in the sky and one hundred years on earth, he will not come back.

To this day, Heavenly Court is still understaffed.It is outrageous that Di Xin took such a long leave all of a sudden.However, many of Emperor Ziwei's subordinates have long been used to being oppressed, and for a while, they couldn't find a reason to refute.Only Bo Yikao tugged at Di Xin's sleeve and said, "Dijun, what should I do if there is something unresolved?"

Di Xin thought for a while, sighed, pulled out the fluff from his sleeve, threw it into Bo Yi Kao's arms, and said, "If there is something important, let her come to me."

In the past, there was a serious shortage of personnel for conferring the gods, and the three demons of Xuanyuan Tomb were all included in the list to make up for the number.Daji and Ximei hung on Di Xin's side, while Wang Guiren followed Jiang Ziya.

——This is really one person attaining the Tao, chickens and dogs ascend to heaven.

——It's not a dog, it's a fox!

The fluffy ball fell into his arms, and Bo Yikao couldn't help shivering.It stands to reason that he is also a fairy now, protected by the list of gods, even if he dies, he can be resurrected with full blood, so he shouldn't be afraid of such a fairy who puts away his claws.However, Chaoge was maliciously targeted too many times back then, and he was harassed from time to time in the sky. What's worse, this fox was still the "insider" of his immediate boss—every time he came into contact with Daji, Bo Yikao felt frightened. feel.

——The so-called gentleman is a strong man with beautiful pictures in his head. They always make everything around them look like a breeze.

——Bo Yikao is a gentleman.He doesn't know anything.

Daji bared her teeth at Bo Yikao, flicked her tail, jumped onto his shoulders, curled her big tail around his neck.

Seeing this, Di Xin reached out and tapped Daji's little nose, saying, "It's fun to play, don't be naughty." Then he left without looking back.

When passing through the Nantian Gate, he saw Zhenjun Erlang passing by with a frosty face, and Di Xin wanted to go up to say hello, but Yang Jian glanced at him and left quickly.Everyone is like this, Di Xin can only pretend not to see it.Speaking of which, we are all gods in the sky, and they are famous on the list of gods. In the future, we will get along with each other for thousands of years. No matter whether we like each other or not, we can greet each other with smiles.But Zhenjun Erlang doesn't know what's going on, he really doesn't want to see Emperor Ziwei, every time he completely ignores Di Xin.Di Xin couldn't help but think about how he had offended the famous Erlang God.

Because of his mother, this Erlang Zhenjun had a deep resentment towards the Jade Emperor. He lived in Guanjiangkou on weekdays and avoided the Heavenly Court for fear, as if the air here was poisonous.What is he doing in heaven?