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After Gu Yuren finished the movie wrap-up banquet, he was staggered by the crew members. In the end, he was helped into the car by Liu Yijie and his assistant. Liu Yijie is now the production director of the crew. With Gu Yuren these years, his career can be regarded as thriving. , he said to his assistant: "Xiao Wang, you send brother Yu back, pay attention to safety on the way."

The assistant nodded: "I know, Brother Liu, don't worry."

Gu Yuren leaned on the back seat of the car, closed his eyes and yelled: "Those guys definitely did it on purpose, and they took the opportunity to get revenge on me, hiccup—" He stretched out his hand and touched his body, but he didn't touch it for a long time. , "Xiao Wang, where is my cell phone?"

The assistant hurriedly took out the phone from Gu Yuren's bag and gave it to him: "Here, Brother Yu."

Gu Yuren grabbed the phone, swiped with his index finger for a long time, finally unlocked the phone, pressed the number 2 button, and called Yuan Yuan, the other end rang several times before he answered, he muttered, "Senior Brother , Wife, I miss you." The tone was full of coquettishness, and the assistant couldn't help but smile, Gu Yuren always had a serious face when he was directing on the set, but when he met Yuan Yuan, he turned into a soft finger.

The other end of the phone didn't speak, only the voice of "Yi Yi Ya Ya Ya" came, and after a while, a childish and soft childish voice elongated the tone and called: "Da Da——"

Gu Yuren's wine suddenly woke up a little bit, he opened his eyes, looked at the number on the screen, and put it to his ear: "Troubleshooting?"

"Hey-yah--" Another child's excited cry came from the other end, and the voice at the beginning said: "Don't snatch it, it's a big phone!" Soon there were two children's noisy voices.

Gu Yuren's head suddenly became dizzy, it was not an illusion, it was not only noisy, but also quiet, so he had to ask loudly: "Noisy, where is you Yuan Da?" The brothers and sisters had already started fighting, and after a while there was a quiet cry.Yuan Yuan's panicked voice quickly rang out: "Ah, what's the matter with you, Nao Nao, you have to give up your sister. Come, give you milk."

Gu Yuren hurriedly fed him a few times, but no one answered him, so he hung up the phone and dialed again.It rang several times before being picked up by Yuan Yuan: "Junior Brother, when are you coming back? Feng Ming sent two children to our house. They are fighting. I won't tell you anymore. Let's talk later." Background The sound was still the sound of a child crying, before Gu Yuren could speak, Yuan Yuan hung up the phone.

Looking at the hung up phone, Gu Yuren couldn't help blowing his beard and staring, this Zhou Fengming, where did the couple go to mess around again, throwing two little bastards into his home, it's really unreasonable!

When Gu Yuren came home, it was Zhou Fengming's nanny who opened the door for him.Gu Yuren was full of displeasure, and even sent the nanny here. This is for a long-term stay: "Where's Yuan Yuan?"

The nanny has been to their house several times and knows them very well: "Hello, Teacher Gu! Teacher Yuan and the children are in the room."

Gu Yuren put his bag on the shoe cabinet, kicked off his shoes and went straight upstairs, thinking that the two little devil kings were at home, he was almost sober from the wine.Pushing open the bedroom door, Yuan Yuan was lying on his back on the bed, one child was lying in his arms, the other was lying on his body, the older and the younger were sleeping completely disfigured, it seemed that Yuan Yuan was disturbed by the two children Exhausted.Gu Yuren hugged Nao Nao who was lying on Yuan Yuan's body, and put it aside to lie down.Yuan Yuan felt his body became lighter, opened his eyes, and saw Gu Yuren with a haggard face: "Are you back?"

Gu Yuren leaned over and kissed him on the lips. After the kiss was over, Yuan Yuan said, "Hurry up and take a bath."

Gu Yuren yawned and stretched himself: "Where's that bastard Zhou Fengming? Why did you send these two bastards here again? Doesn't he know that our mother has gone back to Gaoyou?"

Yuan Yuan glanced at the little princess lying in his arms, carefully raised the little princess's head, and then pulled out her arm, letting her sleep on the pillow: "Feng Ming accompanied his wife to the United States to attend an academic conference, said Let us watch the child for a few days. Don't blame him, he's so busy, it's hard for him to take a few days to rest."

Gu Yuren's eyeballs were as wide as copper bells: "Huh! How long is it? They are so chic, they left us with two big troubles and ran away." After filming, I was about to go on a trip with Yuan Yuan to relax, but luckily, I was tied up by two oil bottles, which made people itch with hatred.

Yuan Yuan yawned and said, "It seems to be five days."

Gu Yuren frowned, and walked to the bathroom while unbuttoning his clothes. Yuan Yuan looked at the open door and whispered, "You closed the door, and you didn't take your clothes."

Gu Yuren walked towards the bathroom without looking back, Yuan Yuan had no choice but to get up from the bed, ran to close the door, and the nanny came upstairs and asked, "Mr. Yuan, are the children asleep? Why don't you carry them to my room?" Come on, they want to drink milk at night, and they will disturb you."

Yuan Yuan glanced at his nephew and niece on the bed, nodded: "Okay then, I will thank you."

The nanny smiled: "It's okay." After speaking, she went into the room to hold the child.

Yuan Yuan picked up three-year-old Nao Nao, and the nanny picked up 11-month-old Jing Jing and put them on the bed in the guest room.Yuan Yuan looked at the two sleeping children, they were as well-behaved as two angels, in fact, these two children were more like little devils when they were awake, especially capable of tossing around.

Nao Nao has been making trouble since he was a child, and he didn't torture his parents to death, so he is called Nao Nao.Later, when Zhou Jiajia was pregnant with her second child, before she was born, Zhou Fengming gave her a baby name, Jing Jing, hoping that the child would be quieter, but the child did not turn out as they wished. My brother didn't hesitate to come.

Zhou Fengming said at the beginning that he would have two children, one for his brother.At first, Gu Yuren thought that Nao Nao was too noisy, so don’t, then Jing Jing was born, a girl, he liked it very much, so he said he wanted a daughter, but later Jing Jing was also very noisy, Gu Yuren weighed it again and again, he still wanted Nao Nao .He thinks girls are too delicate, crystal-like, so noisy, discipline is not good, no discipline is not good, boys are tough, you can discipline them however you want.So Nao Nao changed his tune and called him and Yuan Yuan Da Da, which meant both father and uncle, which was quite good.

Of course, it's just a name, and the child still follows his parents.However, because of this name, Zhou Fengming had a reason to send his son and daughter to their home to be taken care of, and said: "This is your son too, you think that screaming is for nothing?"

So Gu Yuren and Yuan Yuan always have to be super dads several times a year. Fortunately, there is a nanny to help, and sometimes Yuan's mother helps, otherwise Gu Yuren would really be bored to death.

Yuan Yuan went back to the room, opened the closet, and found Gu Yuren's underwear from inside. This guy did this every time. He took a bath without underwear, and he had to help him find it. He was extremely dependent on his thoughts.Yuan Yuan walked to the door of the bathroom and listened carefully to the movement inside, it seemed that there was no sound at all.He unscrewed the doorknob and went in, and saw Gu Yuren lying in the bathtub and fell asleep, the water in the bathtub was not full yet.

Yuan Yuan shook his head helplessly, picked up the scattered clothes on the ground, threw them into the clothes basket, took the nozzle to water Gu Yuren: "Junior Brother, why did you fall asleep in the bathtub, be careful not to drown."

Gu Yuren opened his eyelids, raised his arm to hook his neck, Yuan Yuan grabbed his arm: "Don't make trouble, I've washed everything, don't let me get wet."

"Wash together." Gu Yuren muttered.

Yuan Yuan took a bath towel and gave him a bath: "What are you washing, can you still stand up tonight? How much wine have you drank? You smell of alcohol all over your body."

"Then why don't you try to stand up?" Gu Yuren hugged him and dragged him into the bathtub forcefully, causing water to splash out of the bathtub and wet Yuan Yuan's clothes.

Yuan Yuan looked at this man helplessly, so he took off his clothes and got into the bathtub.Gu Yuren raised his eyelids, and Danfeng's eyes flickered: "Sit up and move by yourself."

Yuan Yuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, how old he was, he still played this.Gu Yuren hooked his neck down, kissed Yuan Yuan's lips, and slid his big hand on Yuan Yuan's smooth back.This bath naturally makes the room full of beauty.

After waking up the next day, Yuan Yuan suddenly opened his eyes: "What time is it?"

Gu Yuren lifted an eyelid, took his watch and looked at it: "It's eight o'clock, it's still early." After finally taking a rest, he can sleep late.

Yuan Yuan quickly got out of Gu Yuren's arms: "Brother Nao Nao wakes up at six o'clock, I have to get up quickly, the nanny must be busy."

Gu Yuren complained dissatisfiedly: "When they come, all your attention is on them."

Yuan Yuan was putting on his trousers, when he heard this, he turned around and kissed him: "They've only been here for a few days, Nao Nao really likes you, you should also get up and play with him."

Gu Yuren rubbed his eyes, put his hands behind his head, looked at the ceiling and sighed quietly, then sat up slowly, twisting left and right, the muscles on his back were sharp, although he was already at the level of an uncle Yes, this fit body is still unmatched by many young people.

As soon as Yuan Yuan opened the door, Nao Nao, who had been guarding the door for a long time, screamed: "Morning Yuan! Da Da!" The chubby body rushed into the room, climbed onto the bed with all four limbs, and threw itself on Gu Yuren.Gu Yuren was still sighing just now, but now he smiled like a child, he opened his arms to catch the little meat ball, and then threw him up: "Oh, my good baby, why is it a bit rounder again."

Nao Nao was tossed by Gu Yuren and giggled: "Da Da is a big slob, he can't get out of bed even if his butt is exposed to the sun."

Gu Yuren used the stubble on his chin to pierce his little face, making him scream out loudly.

Yuan Yuan said: "Put on your clothes quickly, don't catch a cold." After speaking, he closed the door.

Gu Yuren put down Nao Nao and got dressed: "Nao Nao, where are your parents?"

Nao Nao crawled around on the bed, climbed to the head of the bed and picked up an unopened condom to play with: "They are traveling. What is this?"

Gu Yuren turned his head to look, his head was full of black lines, he quickly grabbed it: "This is not a toy."

Nao Nao raised another tube of lubricant: "What about this one?"

Gu Yuren snatched it again: "This is medicine, don't take things indiscriminately." He stuffed everything into the bedside table and locked it up. There are children at home, so there are landmines everywhere.

Gu Yuren locked the cabinet, hugged Nao Nao on his lap, and said to Nao Nao: "Nao Nao is good, come and chat with Da Da."

"Okay, what are we talking about?" Nao Nao looked at Gu Yuren with great interest, his eyes wide open. This kid looked like his father, just like a miniature version of Zhou Fengming. Gu Yuren wanted to pinch him every time he saw it.

Gu Yuren said: "Is Nao Nao a good boy?"

"Of course." Nao Nao responded immediately.

Gu Yuren said: "So good kids shouldn't just take other people's things?"

Nao Nao blinked, a little confused, Gu Yuren added: "The children's toys and snacks, as well as the things of parents and adults, are they Nao Nao's?"

After thinking about it, he shook his head.

Gu Yuren smiled and said: "That's right. This is someone else's property. If you don't get permission from others, you can't take it casually. If you want to play, you can ask the owner: Can I take this? Others have allowed it." , you can take it. Do you understand?"

Nao Nao nodded: "Understood."

"Well, Nao Nao is a smart kid." After speaking, he kissed Nao Nao hard on the face.

Noisily laughed: "It's so itchy!"

Gu Yuren let go of Nao Nao: "Okay, let's get up." He put on his pants and went to the bathroom, Nao Nao chased after him: "Daddy, shall we go to the playground today? I want to eat KFC."

Gu Yuren said: "You can go to the amusement park, KFC is better to forget it. I will take you to eat fried liver."

Nao Nao hurriedly protested: "Don't, don't, don't fry the liver, it's unpalatable!"

Gu Yuren chuckled: "It tastes better if you eat too much."

"Da Da is really stingy! I won't play with you anymore." Nao Nao climbed out of bed and ran out the door, "Yuan Da—" went to find Yuan Yuan to save the country.

Yuan Yuan was making breakfast in the kitchen downstairs, when he heard the noise, he poked his head out: "What's wrong?"

Nao Nao was out of breath, ran to Yuan Yuan in one breath, hugged his legs, and rubbed his small face on his legs: "Yuan Da is the best for Nao Nao."

When Yuan Yuan heard the little monkey say this, he knew that he had something to ask of himself, so he held back a smile and asked with a straight face: "What do you want to do?"

Nao Nao said: "I want to eat fried chicken drumsticks."

Yuan Yuan pretended not to understand: "Okay, I'll go buy chicken drumsticks to fry for you later."

Nao Nao stopped coddling: "I want to eat KFC."

Yuan Yuan said: "That junk food, if you eat it, you will get fatter, then you won't be handsome at all."

When Nao Nao heard that he was not handsome anymore, his face was full of confusion, and he finally said: "Forget it." Following a stinky father, Nao Nao knew how to love beauty and pretend to be cool since he was two years old, and went to hook up little girls everywhere. As long as there is anything that hinders his handsomeness, he can give up everything.Looking at him, Yuan Yuan endured stomach cramps, it was so much fun.

The 11-month-old Jing Jing can already run all over the place, but in order not to affect her bone development, she is not allowed to walk most of the time, but sits on a baby walker. She is pushing the baby walker, babbling He rushed forward into the kitchen, so fast that the nanny could hardly catch up behind: "Quiet, slow down!"

Jing Jing was obviously crazy on her own, the more the nanny told her to run faster, she was still laughing like a little hen "clucking and clucking" non-stop, Yuan Yuan heard the movement and turned to look: "Jing Jing, don't come here! "Although the kitchen is very clean, it is still not hygienic for children.Yuan Yuan hurriedly put down the porridge spoon in his hand, dragged Nao Nao with one hand, walked out quickly, caught Jing Jing again at the door, and drove both brothers and sisters out of the kitchen: "Nao Nao and my sister are playing together, don't come Kitchen. You will come down immediately, go find him and play." After speaking, he closed the kitchen door.

When Gu Yuren came down from the stairs after washing, he saw the brother and sister making a fuss in the house again, using toys as weapons and throwing them all over the floor.The nanny was picking up this and picking up that, busy running around, Gu Yuren looked at the toy car in Nao Nao's hand, and quickly stopped him: "Nao Nao! What are you holding in your hand?"

His tone was very severe, which frightened Nao Nao, he stopped and looked at Gu Yuren aggrievedly: "Daddy, this is my own toy."

Gu Yuren walked over and took down the toy car in his hand, stuffed him with a Winnie the Pooh, and said softly: "I know it's your toy, you play with your sister, you can't throw hard things, it will hurt your sister Yes, you can just throw the doll."

With a loud "oh", he patted the teddy bear in his hand.Seeing Gu Yuren, Jingjing screamed excitedly: "Big—" She was just learning to speak, and only knew some titles and simple words.

Gu Yuren bent down and picked Jing Jing up, and kissed her on the face: "Baby Jing is growing beautiful again, uncle."

Quietly hugged Gu Yuren's neck and gnawed hard on his face until his face was full of saliva, but Gu Yuren didn't bother, he just laughed loudly, looked at his sister enviously, and stretched his arms: "Big sister!" , I want to hug too."

Gu Yuren had no choice but to lift this kid up, hugged him with his right hand, one on the left and one on the left, and went into the kitchen.Looking at the tall and tall Gu Yuren, the nanny sighed, "Mr. Gu is so suitable to be a father, but it's a pity that he doesn't give birth." She shook her head lightly, and then lowered her head to pick up the scattered toys.

Gu Yuren put the two children on the chairs by the dining table: "You guys, sit down and don't move around, be careful not to fall. Nao Nao looked at my sister." Then he pushed open the kitchen door, "It smells so good. What delicious food?"

Yuan Yuan said, "After cooking porridge with fish slices and steamed buns, what else do you want to eat?"

Gu Yuren walked over, hugged Yuan Yuan's waist, leaned over and kissed him on the cheek: "I want to eat, and I want to eat you."

Yuan Yuan turned his head to go to the frosted glass kitchen door, but he didn't pull it up, and his face felt uncomfortable: "Let go, the door is open. Ah, you put Jingjing on the chair alone? Hurry up, don't wait a while." I fell." He couldn't wait for Gu Yuren to react, and as soon as he put down the knife for cutting onions, he rushed outside, Jing Jing is not a good baby who can sit peacefully, she was put on the bed yesterday, and she herself It rolled on the ground, but fortunately it was covered with a carpet, so it didn't fall.

Yuan Yuan hugged Jing Jing who was trying to get off the chair: "Jing Jing, don't move around. Sister, come and hug Jing Jing."

The aunt quickly put the baby bottle in her hand on the coffee table, and walked over quickly: "Oh, okay, I'm sorry, I was packing just now, so I didn't pay attention. Wait for me to bring the child seat."

Gu Yuren also came out: "It's okay, I put it there."

Yuan Yuan put the sliced ​​sea bass into the porridge that had been boiled, rolled it, sprinkled with salt and chopped green onion, stirred it and then turned off the heat: "Okay, you can have the porridge."

The fish porridge is rich and delicious, and it is served with soft homemade buns filled with meat. Not to mention how delicious it is, Nao Nao can eat one bun and drink two bowls of porridge at a time.You can drink half a bowl quietly.

Gu Yuren drank the fragrant porridge, and couldn't help but sigh: "The food at home is still delicious." During these days, he set off for the set at six o'clock every morning, and Yuan Yuan would at most steam him some dumplings and the like. Don't even think about drinking porridge, it's too late.

Yuan Yuan was wearing an apron, holding a bowl in one hand and a spoon in the other, and fed Nao Nao some cold porridge from the side of the bowl.Nao Nao held a meat bun in his hand, drank a few mouthfuls of porridge, and took a bite of the bun. After eating happily, he even smacked at his younger sister who was being fed by the nanny.Yuan Yuan stopped him: "Make noise, don't chatter, eat quietly."

Nao Nao grinned at Yuan Yuan, naughty and flattering, and stopped smacking.

Gu Yuren looked at Yuan Yuan, feeling in his heart, senior brother is so suitable to be a father, but it's a pity that men and men can't have children.The two of them didn't plan to have a child of their own, and it would be great to have a nephew. If they thought about it, they would bring it here to play for a few days, and if they got bored, they would send it back. They didn't need to bear any responsibilities, and they were very comfortable.

While eating, Yuan Yuan's cell phone rang, and he quickly put down the bowl to take a look. It was Zhou Fengming calling, so Yuan Yuan turned on the speaker on the cell phone and put it on the table: "Are you here? We are all here For dinner, I turned on the speakerphone, you can tell me."

Zhou Fengming's voice sounded over there: "We are also preparing to eat. Are Nao Nao and Jing Jing good? Are you crying?"

Nao Nao heard his father's voice and screamed: "Dad! I'm very good, I didn't cry!"

"Nao Nao, have you eaten well?" It was Zhou Fengming's voice.

Nao Nao said loudly: "Yes! I have porridge and steamed stuffed buns! Yuan Da made it, it's delicious."

Zhou Jiajia's voice sounded: "Naonao, do you miss your mother? Where's your sister?"

Jing Jing also started to slap the table and shout: "Mom, mom..."

"Good baby, mom is here. Are you good at home?"

Jing Jing has just learned how to call people, and she is not good at other words, she can only call mother and father, and Nao Nao interrupts to complain: "My sister wet the big bed yesterday."

Gu Yuren looked at Yuan Yuan: "Huh?"

Yuan Yuan couldn't help shaking his head with a smile, and whispered, "I've already changed the sheets."

Zhou Fengming laughed very proudly at the other end: "Our princess has added another great achievement, well done!"

Gu Yuren cursed into the phone: "Go to shit!"

Zhou Fengming said, "Brother, are you at home? Has the show finished?"

Gu Yuren said: "Hmm, I just finished filming. I wanted to go to Hawaii with your elder brother for vacation, but you threw the two little troubles over. Hurry up and go surfing, and come back as soon as possible!"

Zhou Jiajia couldn't help laughing at the other end: "Okay, okay, thank you brother, we will strive to come back as soon as possible. Nao Nao and Jing Jing must be obedient, mom misses you."

Yuan Yuan interjected: "Don't worry, just go according to the original plan. Your brother will definitely have to rest for a few months this time, and we have a lot of time. Pay attention to your health and safety outside, and come and talk to your parents quietly. Bye-Bye."

Nao Nao hurriedly said, "Goodbye!"

Jing Jing still hadn't reacted, but when she heard her brother's words, she subconsciously said, "Bye!"

Gu Yuren put down his spoon and went to pick up Yuan Yuan's bowl: "I've finished eating, let me feed you, you go have breakfast."

Yuan Yuan looked at the nanny: "Go and feed Jing Jing, and let the eldest sister eat."

The nanny hurriedly said: "It's okay, you eat first, she will finish eating when she still has a little."

Gu Yuren snatched the porridge bowl and spoon from Yuan Yuan's hand, and began to feed Nao Nao.Yuan Yuan went to serve porridge for breakfast by himself, while discussing where to go to play.

After breakfast, Gu Yuren changed into travel clothes, put on a hat and sunglasses, put on his arms and went out quietly, Yuan Yuan in similar attire followed behind, holding Nao Nao in his hand, and the nanny carried a bag filled with clothes and a water glass. , baby bottles, and diaper bags followed, and the whole family went to the playground to play.

The playground is the favorite of such older children, because there are many children and companions.Now there are large indoor playgrounds everywhere. Parents take their children to spend half a day and a few hours. Putting people in the playground does not require company at all, and they will enjoy themselves.

Nao Nao likes to play with the sand the most, and every time he goes there, he has to play with the sand.The so-called sand is actually cassia seeds. The particles are large enough to not spill into the eyes, and it is safe to eat them accidentally. It is very safe.Gu Yuren and Yuan Yuan put the two children inside, looked outside for a while, and found that the two children were as happy as ducks in water, and had long forgotten about the elders.

Risking being recognized, the two of them stayed in the playground for a long time. Several times, they were almost recognized by Mi Fensi, but Gu Yuren hid him. After all, he can leave, and those parents can't leave The next child left.Gu Yuren hid with cats and mice for a long time, and couldn't help complaining to Yuan Yuan: "It's really not worthwhile to raise a child. It's really exhausting to watch and grow up like this. If you raise a child who knows how to repay you Fortunately, if you are a white-eyed wolf, you will really vomit blood. Fortunately, this is not our own." Yuan Yuan couldn't help being happy when he heard it.

The two children were finally tired from playing, and they lay quietly in the sand and fell asleep. Yuan Yuan and Gu Yuren went in and carried the two children out.

Nao Nao rested his face on Gu Yuren's shoulder and yawned, still unfinished: "Master, I want to come back this afternoon."

Gu Yuren yawned and said, "No, I'm very tired, I need to rest."

Nao Nao said: "Oh. Then can I come back tomorrow?" He yawned again, and after a while, he raised his head and kissed Gu Yuren on the face, "I'll go back and beat Da Da's back, Da Da will not tired."

Gu Yuren laughed: "Who told you that you won't be tired if you beat your back?"

"Father said it. I don't feel tired every time I beat him." Nao Nao said.

"Okay, go back and beat my back, and I will also enjoy the filial piety of my son." Gu Yuren smiled and narrowed his eyes.

Yuan Yuan was listening beside him, and couldn't help laughing, just now who was saying that raising a child is not worthwhile.

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