unrestricted relationship

"Boss, help, save the suffering, the great sage, the supreme god, Yiwu Junde, succeeded, Gao Jianzi, great immortal!"

"Yeah~Brother Babao, you and I can kiss each other, you can't, you can't~"

"Boss, do you have the heart to see a young man who is as beautiful as a flower in the house be in dire straits and have to sell his soul and body? My future is in your hands. I beg you——lend me money! "

There is a separate desk in a hidden corner near the corner at the end of the office, which is Jianzi's desk.This location just avoids the sight of the glass partition in the corridor. The boss can't see it back and forth, and it's not on the side of the aisle where people come and go.As a project manager, it is always beneficial to pick a desk first, and Jianzi is very justified in using power for personal gain.

The current situation is that two big men over 1.8 meters are squeezed into a corner of less than three square meters, and the scene is extremely horrible.Jianzi was firmly hooked by the big baby-faced boy with delicate features, who looked like brown sugar, the chair creaked, and his face was full of misery.

I have been in the company for three months without knowing it, and I have brought new people to do the architecture discussion function and write documents. The new project has just started for a month.There are new recruits in this group, as well as old employees who have been merged. After being taken by Jianzi for two weeks, they have all been trained to obey.The class division of programmers is based on the simplest law in the world. The so-called survival of the strong, the capable ones will be the bosses, and the incompetent ones should not be convinced. You can’t hide anything.Write hundreds of lines of code to solve several problems, and it is clear at a glance whether the level is high or low.

The handsome brown candy guy hanging on Jianzi's body is surnamed Qin. He once made the feat of eating eight Big Mac burgers from McDonald's in one sitting.Ba Bao is also considered a gifted child. He graduated from the junior class of the university at the age of 19 and became a social person. He entered UI for two years and was the youngest little brother in the company.He was originally a super treasure, but he was like a fish in water when he came under Jianzi's hands.According to him, this boss is good, likes to joke, and more importantly, he is willing to borrow money.

Since he came to this understanding, at the end of every month, Jianzi has to enjoy the life-saving embrace of the Eight Forts of the Moonlight Clan.The subordinate who was sitting diagonally opposite turned his head, and he was also a handsome guy with a straight face, and he smiled without image: "Boss, admit it, who made you feel good. Learn from me and pay two cents of interest, so I guarantee that Xiao Ba will never bother you again." you."

After entering the UI, Jianzi knew the eccentricity of the boss of the company, that is, ability is not enough, you also have to be pleasing to the eye.

Long Su's view of talent is very tough: ability comes first, appearance comes second; being handsome is a kind of talent, but being difficult is a kind of depreciation.

Therefore, if you want to work in UI, after you have passed five trials and killed six generals, you must meet Long Su in person, and if he thinks you can do it, you will be officially passed.There are also interviewees who seem to be straight-faced, and are directly told mercilessly that "the boss thinks you (look) bad", so they are stimulated to hate the poor people in society.Even so, in the industry UI is still an extremely attractive guarantee for job hopping—according to Jianzi, this is mainly due to the extremely high appearance level of female employees in marketing, finance, personnel and other departments... No wonder the small test at the beginning Seeing that Jianzi wanted to apply for the job, he asked him to go directly to the general manager for an "interview" interview.

Babao, who adheres to the belief that "handsome guys are shameless, is more terrifying", hugged Jianzi's neck tightly, glared at the sarcastic person, and before he could speak, Jianzi had already pulled out a few big bills from his wallet: "Come on, brother Babao, You pack the money, and fight over there to quarrel. You won’t be charged interest, I just ask you to stay away, I still have to take a nap.”

"Boss, I knew that there is always a higher mountain in the world, and you are the only one who is the best!" Babao triumphantly put the money in his pocket, and desperately made faces at the snickering crowd.

Jianzi finally heaved a sigh of relief, and continued to cover his face with the magazines on the table. Just as he was about to catch up on sleep, the phone kept vibrating on the table.

[Mobile news] [Mu Xianfeng]: At [-]:[-] p.m. in the large conference room, the regular meeting of the project team and the marketing department, all relevant responsible persons please attend on time.

Looking sideways at the time, it was already 49:[-], Jianzi smiled wryly, who did he provoke...

"Dragon sir isn't here?"

"Have you gone out to discuss business? The chief executive doesn't seem to be in the company either."

"It's fine if I'm not here. Alas, I'm most afraid that the dragon sir will ask questions during the meeting. If I am asked, I will be oppressed by the dragon's power. My saving throw will always fail, and I will be immobilized for 10 minutes and suffer from the merciless dragon's breath spray."

"If you have the time to sigh, it is serious to run less tours and work more overtime."

Jianzi entered the office at the right time, and there were already several people sitting there.The supervisors of the server architecture group one and the hardware maintenance group interrupted the topic to greet him, while Lu Feiyu, the person in charge of the server architecture group two, turned a blind eye to chatting with the product manager.Jianzi nodded lightly to everyone, put down his notebook, and sat between the meeting minutes and marketing director Du Yiwei.The house he rented and Du Yiwei's house were in two neighborhoods across the street, and the two of them went off work together a few times, and their relationship was pretty good.Everyone knows that Jianzi's parachute blows away Lu Feiyu's hope of being transferred to be the engine manager, and he has always looked at the latter as not pleasing to the eye.Du Yiwei has been in the market for many years, and a major part of his job is to chat with people. He is old-fashioned in the world, and the atmosphere is a little stiff. He said that there are 2 minutes for the meeting, so why don't you listen to me and tell a joke to warm up the scene.

No one can help but sell the face of the company's veteran, so they all shut up and listened to him:

"One time there was a heavyweight concert held in the city, and the ticket price was so high that it was hard to find. Someone was chasing a beautiful woman. Knowing that the beauty was thinking about this concert, he wanted to buy a ticket to please her. Who would have thought that he booked at a high price? After several failed attempts, the beauty dismissed her. The man was so angry that he called the local radio station. The radio anchor asked if you want to order a song for your girlfriend to apologize? He said no, I want to order a song "Forget it" by Chen Xiaochun. You are ruthless", to all the ticket sellers outside the concert!"

The joke was not particularly funny, but it was more novelty. Everyone laughed, and the scene immediately improved a lot. When everyone laughed enough, Du Yiwei patted the table to signal the recorder to close the door.

"Long sir, come over later, I will preside over today's meeting for the time being."

The so-called regular meetings of the R&D and marketing departments are just to keep in touch with each other and understand the company's dynamics, and have no great significance in actual work.In particular, Jianzi's project is still in its infancy, and there is still a long way to go before the finished product, so this meeting basically has nothing to do with him.Jianzi bowed his head in a serious listening posture, while quietly dozing off.

His eyelashes are very long, and he is used to half bowing his head to talk to people. Everyone regards him as a prudent person, but no one can tell that this person has sleepwalked to Zhou Gong.In the haze, Jianzi vaguely heard that the topic first shifted from recent market research to product demonstrations, and then from customer feedback to sales points.Among them, the server group and the second group quarreled once, and the product department and hardware maintenance quarreled again, and then only heard Du Yiwei slamming on the table to tell everyone to be quiet. Suddenly, all the noise disappeared.

In a conference room without a trace of noise, someone's voice pierced through the sky - "Jianzi, what do you think of this matter?"

Jianzi woke up suddenly, with a trace of cold sweat on his back, but his face remained as usual, and his eyes slowly circled half a circle, just in time to meet a pair of golden eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling.I don't know when he entered the conference room, and the boss who was called "Dragon Sir" by all the employees looked at him with an inscrutable expression.

Alas, the heavens are unkind. After many years, Jianzi once again felt the heartbeat of falling asleep in class and being caught by the inspector.Fortunately, his skills are different now, and he looked at Long Su with twinkling eyes for ten seconds, Jianzi suddenly smiled: "Although the positions of both sides are worthy of consideration, but the problem must be faced, it is better to think about the solution first. The market will see if it can be accepted, and the two sides can negotiate and it will naturally be resolved.”

Hundreds of tests and all kinds of answers!

To those who don't understand the situation, it sounds like an outsider's compromise. Immediately, some people nodded frequently, and some even laughed out loud.

Jianzi turned his head nonchalantly, pretending not to see Long Su's half-covered face, with a bright spring expression.

Long Su didn't like talking nonsense in meetings the most. After finishing all the procedures in 10 minutes, everyone was about to leave the meeting room. He specially nodded to Jianzi to signal the latter to stay.

The last one to leave brought him to the door, before Long Su could speak, Jianzi said decisively: "It's a friend's, don't mention what happened just now."

"But I'm also your boss." The person who spoke was very innocent and wronged, as if he was not the one who deliberately watched the other party's joke just now.

Whether it is tolerable or unbearable, Jianzi slapped the table: "Then I will resign now!"

"Ai ai ai, Jianzi, don't scare me," Long Su held down the angry Mou, "Don't get me wrong, I'll talk to you about serious matters."

No matter how dull a person is, he can still read the words "You have serious business" from Jianzi's black and white eyes, and Long Su is no exception.He was thinking about whether to go down and reflect on how he failed in life. He coughed and said solemnly, "Jianzi, I have encountered a big problem."