man god man god you lost a boyfriend

Although Song Ziqi and Liang Boya had to temporarily separate the two places, but the current communication technology is so advanced that life is not too difficult. If you want to hear the other party's voice, you can make a phone call, and if you want to see the other party's face, you can video. There is no big difference in actually touching each other.

——Song Ziqi convinced himself so silently in his heart.

Song Ziqi's days at home were similar to those he used to spend at school. He would just eat when he was full, play computer games, and would rather not leave the house because it was too much outside. When it was cold, he wished to wrap himself into a ball and stay in bed every day. Although he was disgusted by Song's mother every day because of this, he was still unshakable like this every day.

Spending the winter comfortably under the quilt is life.

As the New Year's Eve is getting closer and closer, Song Ziqi's family's New Year's flavor is gradually getting stronger. Mother Song took out the newly bought fruit plate, put it on the New Year's goods that she just bought from the supermarket, a handful of melon seeds and a handful of candies , as well as fruits and peanuts, waiting for relatives and neighbors to bring their children to visit for New Year greetings.

Father Song also began to paste Spring Festival couplets and the word "Fu" on the gates of the house and the doors of the rooms, which soon made the whole house prosperous and festive. After Song Ziqi helped his father paste a few Spring Festival couplets, So he reached out and grabbed a handful of candy from the fruit plate that Song's mother had just filled, and was immediately beaten by Song's mother.

"It's not Chinese New Year, you start to eat New Year's goods, and you finish eating all the guests before they come..."

Under Song's mother's nagging, Song Ziqi returned to his room holding his injured paw, and called Liang Boya aggrievedly, and explained the cause and effect aggrievedly: "...My mother not only refused to give me candy, She still beat me, do you think I am her own?"

Liang Boya listened quietly for a while, then smiled helplessly: "How old are you, and you still love sweets so much, you are no longer a child."

Song Ziqi was dissatisfied immediately. He moaned and said, "Whoever said that if you are not a child, you can't love sweets, you are prejudiced. It is because there are too many people like you, and it is said that it is spread by ten to ten. Will not let me eat candy!"

Liang Boya: "... Blame me?"

Song Ziqi snorted, "I blame you, I blame you!"

Liang Boya: "Well, it's all my fault."

"It's your pot!"

After flirting with Liang Boya for a while, Song Ziqi finally got to the point of his call today: "...I miss you."

Although he babbled so much, this was the only sentence he really wanted to say.

Liang Boya hummed lightly: "I miss you too."

"I really want to see you," Song Ziqi rolled on the bed, "I want to see you, I don't want to make phone calls or videos, I just want to see you in person."

But even though Song Ziqi wanted to see Liang Boya very much, he also knew that they would be very busy these few days and would not have time to meet each other, so he was just acting like a baby.

"Good boy," Liang Boya comforted Song Ziqi, "we will meet soon."

Although Liang Boya said so, Song Ziqi knew that Liang Boya was just comforting him, at least they would not meet during the Chinese New Year, but he still felt a little more comfortable.

After dinner, Song Ziqi turned on his computer and checked Weibo. Because his birthday was getting closer and closer, he had received a lot of birthday wishes on Weibo and station b these days. In the picture, someone posted a congratulatory message... Song Ziqi happily accepted a wave of pictures.

Compared with the birthdays of previous years, this year's birthday seems to be very different for Song Ziqi.

A few years ago Song Ziqi was still a little transparent, almost no one cared about his birthday, he was alone, with only family members around him, but now he is considered a big man, with many friends, more fans, birthday The blessings are simply soft.

Of course, the most important point, the biggest difference between him and previous years - now he is no longer single!

After Song Ziqi forwarded more than ten birthday greeting pictures sent by fans, he received a message about watermelon in soy sauce.

Since getting married, the activity of Soy Sauce Watermelon on station b has dropped a lot. Although it can still guarantee a monthly output, the number of videos is much less than when he was single. You must know that Soy Sauce Watermelon once posted a video The most frequently appearing tag is #高产如猫#, and Mustard Mango has recently reduced its output due to physical conditions. The former dark cooking duo seems to have gradually kept a low profile.

Song Ziqi didn't have much time to make videos because of his internship before. When winter came, he was too cold to move. He just wanted to sleep in the bed every day, but he still occasionally went to the ghost animal area to watch.

Although there are few high-yielding households like them, the ghost and animal area is still lively. Even if some up masters gradually leave, new up masters will appear, and the waves behind the Yangtze River will push the waves ahead. stalled.

Watermelon with Soy Sauce: Hahahaha, your birthday is on the [-]th day of the year?It's about time!

Zhuge Situ: Hmph~ Come and bite me if you don’t accept~

Soy Sauce Watermelon: Ever since you dated your male god, you have become a lot more arrogant

Zhuge Situ: Holding back ╭(╯^╰)╮

Watermelon in Soy Sauce: How is it?Do you plan to have a YY song party for your birthday?

Zhuge Situ: How can I have a singing session with a tone-deficient person...

Soy Sauce Watermelon: You don’t have to sing on your own, you can ask your male god to sing, anyway, just find a reason for everyone to get together and join in the fun

Zhuge Situ: You accidentally said it

Soy Sauce Watermelon: Haha, anyway, the reunion dinner usually lasts until eight or nine o’clock. You have a singing session around nine o’clock, and you can count down to the New Year’s Eve until twelve o’clock ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Zhuge Situ: My mother insists on pulling me to watch the Spring Festival Gala every year

Soy Sauce Watermelon: How old are you and you are still a good baby of your mother, can't you be brave enough to be yourself?

Zhuge Situ: ... Good!I have a birthday party!I will bite anyone who won't let me drive!

Soy Sauce Watermelon: Haha!good!Let me be the host of your birthday song party!

With a flash of his brain, he agreed to Soy Sauce Watermelon, and when Song Ziqi came to his senses, he realized that he had actually agreed to Soy Sauce Watermelon's birthday party.

But now the problem is coming - he is an out-of-tone and scumbag, how can he have a singing meeting?

Is someone else in charge of singing and he in charge of poetry recitation?

Rip off the keyboard!

After calming down, Song Ziqi silently sent a text message to Liang Boya: Watermelon encouraged me to have a birthday song party, and I agreed to him, but now the problem comes, I am tone deaf, how can I break it?

Liang Boya quickly replied: It's okay, I will sing.

Song Ziqi was still a little nervous at first, but he was relieved when Liang Boya agreed: Don't you need to watch the Spring Festival Gala with your family?

Liang Boya replied again: It's okay, anyway, the Spring Festival Gala is like that every year, so it's not interesting.

Song Ziqi chuckled: Then it’s decided~(≧▽≦)/~

Song Ziqi didn’t want to watch the Spring Festival Gala at first. In the past, he was forced to watch it by his mother. Song’s mother insisted that watching the Spring Festival Gala had the taste of Chinese New Year. Although he thought the Spring Festival Gala was boring, in previous years, Song Ziqi could only stay with Song’s mother and Song’s father. look.

But this year is different, Song Ziqi decided to be a willful boy!

It’s agreed that if you don’t watch the Spring Festival Gala, you won’t watch the Spring Festival Gala!

After deciding to hold a birthday song party, Song Ziqi contacted the grandma he knew on Kousou, and asked them one by one if they were free... Finally, he found Qi Liang.

Zhuge Situ: The time to test our friendship has come!On the night of my New Year's Eve, I'm going to have a birthday song party. Answer me in one word, will you come? !

After a long time, Qi Liang replied slowly: It depends on the situation.

Zhuge Situ: How could your answer be so perfunctory?You look into my eyes seriously, I will give you another chance.

Octopus Maruko: I want to watch the Spring Festival Gala with my parents

Zhuge Situ: What's so interesting about the Spring Festival Gala!Come and sing together!

Octopus Maruko: Please beg me

Zhuge Situ: Thomas spins and glides 360 degrees in the ice and snow, I beg you!

Octopus Balls: ...

Octopus Maruko: Since you begged me so sincerely, then I will mercifully agree

Zhuge Situ: By the way, let your native cat Da Da come too~

Octopus Maruko: Now that I'm here, that stupid dog doesn't dare not to come

Zhuge Situ: Hey!The sour smell of love!

After getting affirmative replies from several up masters, Song Ziqi quickly posted a Weibo.

Not long after he posted on Weibo, he received a lot of comments. Many people said that the Spring Festival Gala is not interesting anyway, and it would be better to join the singing party and have a lively and lively time.

Song Ziqi was in a good mood, so he turned around and planned the song meeting.

Time passed quickly, and soon it was New Year's Eve.

As soon as it was twelve o'clock in the morning, Song Ziqi received several birthday greeting text messages at the same time, from Song Xueying, from Qi Liang, and from watermelon in soy sauce...Song Ziqi skipped them and found the text message from Liang Boya.

Liang Boya: Happy birthday.

Four simple words, but Song Ziqi was still very moved. He replied to Liang Boya: Thank you, and... I miss you again.

After replying to Liang Boya, Song Ziqi turned around and replied to Song Xueying's text message. After replying with a thank you, Song Ziqi received another text message from Liang Boya.

Liang Boya: I miss you too, and... I love you.

Song Ziqi was a little flustered. He and Liang Boya had been together for a while, but they had never said any frank love words between them. Even he would never say such blunt words to Liang Boya. Mostly it was a bit of a teasing "I want to give you a baby" or something like that.

The word love, two people never seem to say it to each other.

Because Song Ziqi felt that the words like and love cannot be said easily, and if they are said too much, it will become cheap, but once said, it means that the other party must be the person he cherishes most.

Song Ziqi was silent for a while, and then blushed and replied to Liang Boya: I love you too.

After typing, Song Ziqi found that his tone seemed too serious, which made him feel a little awkward, so he added another kaomoji: =3=

But after adding the emoji, Song Ziqi felt that his tone was too serious, and after struggling for a long time, he made up his mind to send it out.

Because he and Liang Boya had been bored for too long, Song Ziqi didn't wake up until noon the next day when he was woken up by Song's mother's loud voice and knocking on the door.

Song Ziqi struggled under the blanket for a long time before reluctantly leaving the warm blanket.

After lunch, someone came to pay New Year's greetings. It was the upstairs neighbor of Song Ziqi's house. She was about the same age as Song's mother, and they were both middle-aged women who loved gossip and pimping. The elder sisters and aunts in this building gathered together to gossip about this and that, and Song Ziqi could hear a lot of gossip from her every time Mama Song came back from a "meeting".

The elder sister of the neighbor has a six or seven-year-old son, a very naughty boy with a very mischievous personality, and is especially good at making troubles and pranks. Song Ziqi felt his scalp tingle when he saw this boy, and because of this boy, Song Ziqi thought about it in his heart. The psychological shadow of bear children is not small.

Seeing that the neighbor's elder sister brought her son to the door, Song Ziqi felt that he was a little bit bad, but Song's mother insisted that Song Ziqi take the brat to play, so Song Ziqi could only bite the bullet and watch TV with the brat.

Fortunately, it was the cartoons that the brat liked to watch on the TV at this time, so it was a little quieter than usual, and Song Ziqi couldn't help but secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

But just as Song Ziqi was relieved, he was repeatedly asked by the neighbor's elder sister: "How old is Xiao Song this year? When will he graduate? Have you found a good job? Have you talked about a girlfriend?"

Song Ziqi was in a bad mood all of a sudden. He looked at Mother Song as if asking for help, but he never expected that not only did Mother Song not lend a helping hand to him, but instead stood on the same front with the neighbor's elder sister, Enemy: "When will you bring a daughter-in-law back for me to see? Tell me how old you are. Some people around your age are married, and all have more powerful children. Take a look at you. I haven't even seen a hair of my girlfriend!"

Song Ziqi: "..."

The elder sister of the neighbor took a look at Song Ziqi, and suddenly said: "But Xiao Song is so handsome, and most people can't catch up with him. Don't all the little girls like boys with Xiao Song's appearance? Why can't Xiao Song find a girlfriend? "

Mother Song loves to hear this. After all, Song Ziqi's appearance follows her. Many people say that their mother and son look very similar, so when others praise Song Ziqi's appearance, it is equivalent to complimenting her.

Except for the fact that Mama Song likes to talk about it like most middle-aged women in her age group, her appearance and temperament are much better than those of her peers. Although she is no longer young, her facial features can still be seen vaguely. The beauty of youth.

Mother Song glanced at her son happily, and complained half-truthfully, "That's right, my son is so handsome, yet he still can't find a girlfriend. It's a waste of the face I gave him."

Song Ziqi complained silently in his heart. He didn't know if he inherited his handsome appearance from his mother Song, but he knew that his narcissism must be inherited from his mother Song.

"In my opinion, it's not that Xiao Song can't find a girlfriend, but that he doesn't want to find one himself!" The neighbor's eldest sister took Song's mother's hand and glanced at Song Ziqi.

Mother Song nodded immediately. Her son is so handsome, how could he not find a girlfriend?It must be that he doesn't want to look for it!

Seeing Song's mother nodding repeatedly, the elder sister of the neighbor quickly started to use the natural skill of middle-aged women-pimping: "My elder sister's colleague's neighbor has a daughter who just graduated from college this year. She happens to be the same age as Xiao Song, and she looks very delicate. ..."

Song's mother suddenly felt a little moved: "Do you have any photos?"

"Yes, yes, I'll look for it. My elder sister sent me a photo before, and she wanted to introduce it to my husband's elder brother's son, but you also know that although my eldest nephew is good in every way, the only thing that is not good is It's a little Mediterranean, the girl declined when she heard that my eldest nephew was bald..."

Song Ziqi eavesdropped on the gossip with his ears pricked up: "..."

Mother Song took a look at the neighbor's elder sister's mobile phone, and she immediately beamed with joy: "This girl is really good-looking, with such big eyes, and smooth skin..."

As she said that, she pulled Song Ziqi and insisted on showing him, but Song Ziqi couldn't help it, so he reluctantly went up to take a look.

"How is it? Isn't it pretty?" The elder sister of the neighbor asked Song Ziqi, "This girl said she likes handsome boys, Xiao Song, you can think about it."

Song Ziqi silently looked at the photo on the phone: "It's okay..." His eyes were not as big as Liang Boya's, his eyelashes were not as long as Liang Boya's, his nose was not as straight as Liang Boya's, and his mouth was not as good-looking as Liang Boya's. god!

Song Ziqi inherited one thing from Song's mother, that is Yan Kong.

Mother Song looked at the photo of the girl, and her love was beyond words.

"How is it? Do you want to make an appointment to meet up?" The elder sister of the neighbor continued to activate the pimping skill.

Although Song's mother wanted to nod directly, but because the person involved was Song Ziqi, she still raised her head and looked at Song Ziqi.

Song Ziqi pursed his lips, knowing that if he didn't resolutely refuse this time, with Mother Song's desire for a daughter-in-law, he might just agree for him. If the male god finds out, he went on a blind date with other girls ...

Song Ziqi shivered, he hesitated for a moment, and said euphemistically, "Actually, I already have someone I like..."

"What? You already have a girl you like?" The neighbor's eldest sister was taken aback for a moment.

Mother Song was also taken aback: "Then why didn't you say it earlier?"

Song Ziqi scratched his head: "Isn't this not won yet, Mom, I originally planned to talk to you after I was sure."

"My son is so handsome, what's so difficult about chasing girls?" Song's mother was a little dissatisfied immediately, "If you like it, go after it, what are you afraid of!"

"Yes, yes, Xiao Song, you have such a good appearance, what is there to be afraid of?" Although the neighbor's elder sister was a little disappointed that she couldn't be a pimp, she immediately cheered up again.

"It's not everything to be handsome, we have to look at the connotation..." Song Ziqi bit the bullet and choked out a sentence.

At this moment, the son of the elder sister of the neighbor finished watching the cartoon and burst into tears.

Song Ziqi had never been so grateful for the existence of Xiongzi as he is now. Because of the crying of Xiongzi, everyone had to focus on Xiongzi, and no longer pointed their guns at Song Ziqi.

After finally seeing off the neighbor's elder sister and her son, Song Ziqi collapsed on the sofa from exhaustion.

"Children are too difficult to serve! I hate little kids!"

While tidying up the messy tables and floors made by the bear children, Mother Song said, "Children are all like this. Their nature is to be noisy. You were also like this when you were young."

Song Ziqi: "...Really?"

"You were no better than him when you were young, but you have been torturing people and done all kinds of naughty things. I used to worry about you a lot."

Song Ziqi: "Really?"

"You don't like children now, you will know when you become a parent in the future."

After finishing cleaning, Mother Song added some candy and melon seeds to the fruit plate.

"When you were just born, you were wrinkled like a monkey, and you were very ugly. At that time, I thought, how could such an ugly kid be my son?"

Song Ziqi: "..."

"You should really thank me for throwing you away because I didn't see you ugly, but although you were very ugly when you were first born, I slowly looked at it and it was pleasing to the eye," Song's mother complained forcefully, " You don't like children now, but after you become a father, you will naturally like children, how can there be parents who don't like their children?"

Song Ziqi didn't speak, but just silently looked at Song's mother's back... It's a pity that he never had the chance to experience this feeling in his life.

"So, hurry up and find a girlfriend, and give me a grandson as soon as I can take care of the child." Mother Song changed the topic to the old topic again, "Otherwise, when I get old, I will I don’t have the energy to help you raise your baby.”

Song Ziqi suddenly felt sad: "...you are not old."

"Of course I'm not old now. People still call me beautiful when I go to the market to buy vegetables." Mother Song rolled her eyes, "But people will always grow old. In a few years, no one will call me beautiful. I'm too embarrassed to answer."

After Mama Song cleaned up the table, she turned around and went back to the kitchen to wash the rags. Song Ziqi looked at Mama Song's back, and his heart was suddenly filled with guilt.

Because Song's mother was very popular, after the neighbor's elder sister, several people came to visit. Song Ziqi stayed with her for most of the day, and it was not until dinner time that she felt relieved.

Because it was a reunion dinner and it was Song Ziqi's birthday, the dinner on this day was particularly rich.

After eating dinner and cake, Song Ziqi's belly had grown into a small ball.

After dinner, Mother Song and Father Song turned on the TV to watch the Spring Festival Gala. Song Ziqi obediently cleaned up the dishes and put the leftover cake into the refrigerator for breakfast tomorrow.

After washing the dishes, Song Ziqi sneaked back into the room while Song's mother was not paying attention, turned on the computer and started YY.

Because a few days ago he posted the birthday song announcement on Weibo, there are already many people squatting in YY's room, watching the rising number of online people, Song Ziqi suddenly became a little nervous.

I don't know why, but his animal-like intuition tells him that something big and big will happen later...