man god man god you lost a boyfriend

In the evening, Song Ziqi's car finally arrived.

Because he had been chatting with Soy Sauce Watermelon and the others on Koukou, he knew that several other people had arrived long ago, and he was the last one to arrive. When Song Ziqi said on Koukou that he had arrived, Soy Sauce Watermelon immediately said that he would come to pick him up. So after Song Ziqi got off the bus, he stood at the gate of the station and waited.

It will take some time before the watermelon with soy sauce rushes over, so Song Ziqi took out his phone and checked Weibo while waiting for him.

Although there is still one day before the official start of bml, many people who came from other cities have arrived ahead of time, and many grandmas who Song Ziqi followed have already arrived, so his Weibo homepage is all swiped by various face bases and relatives Screen off.

Several granny masters that Song Ziqi followed live broadcasted face-to-face on Weibo, and many granny masters exploded their group photos. There were even several former gods and goddesses of Song Ziqi. After silently swiping all the group photos on the homepage, Song Ziqi had to Admittedly, what Qi Liang said earlier was quite correct.

Sure enough, if you switch from two-dimensional to three-dimensional, you will probably be disillusioned.

Although these aunts have many fans on the Internet and are gods and goddesses in the minds of many fans, in reality, they are just ordinary people.

After Song Ziqi lowered his head and swiped Weibo for a while, he suddenly heard someone calling him.

"Situ! Situ!"

Song Ziqi didn't realize it at first, thinking that the person was called Situ. After all, no one called him that in reality. It wasn't until the person called him a few more times that Song Ziqi realized that someone was calling him, and quickly raised his hand. He began to answer.

"Situ?"

The man yelled again.

Song Ziqi quickly turned around while responding.

There were people coming and going in front of the station, Song Ziqi searched the crowd for a long time before he saw the suspected target - a fat young man not far away who was looking in this direction.

The young man's face was fleshy and round, with a smile on his face. He looked very ordinary, but his smile was quite pleasing. He was about 27 or [-] years old, and his body was slightly fat.

Song Ziqi hadn't seen the appearance of a soy sauce watermelon before. He only heard Mustard Mango tease that the soy sauce watermelon was a bit fat, so he noticed the slightly fat young man.

At the same time, the chubby young man also noticed Song Ziqi, and after being taken aback for a moment, he smiled: "Situ? Are you Situ?"

Song Ziqi put down the mobile phone in his hand, and smiled slightly at the fat young man: "Watermelon with soy sauce?"

"Student!"

The chubby young man laughed loudly and strode towards Song Ziqi.

Song Ziqi looked down at the slightly protruding belly of the watermelon in soy sauce, and joked, "Your watermelon belly has been looking at it for several months."

Soy Sauce Watermelon laughed: "That's why I'm called Soy Sauce Watermelon."

Soy Sauce Watermelon looked Song Ziqi up and down, obviously a little surprised by Song Ziqi's appearance: "Actually, I saw you just now, but I never dared to recognize you. Do you know what my first reaction was when I saw you just now?"

Song Ziqi tilted his head: "Huh?"

"Fuck, his painting style is different from ours!"

Song Ziqi: "...Pfft."

Soy Sauce Watermelon laughed loudly and said: "Our grandma, who is a ghost, should look a little ghost, like me and Mango, one looks more crooked than the other, with a ghostly painting style, you boy, the painting style is completely different from ours. It's the same! It's over, when the time comes, all the girls will only pay attention to you, and won't notice me and Mango."

Song Ziqi knew that the watermelon in soy sauce was just laughing at himself, so he also laughed and joked back: "But you have found a girlfriend, but I haven't found a girlfriend yet."

"You can't find a girlfriend, it must be because you don't want to look for it!" Soy Sauce Watermelon smiled and shook his head, "But if you want to look for it, you can definitely find it. With your appearance, just stop on the street casually, there must be someone The young girl wants to find you as her boyfriend."

Song Ziqi just smiled... The problem is that he only wants to find a boyfriend!

Watermelon in Soy Sauce teased Song Ziqi a few more words, and then took Song Ziqi to the ktv they met.

Because the ktv is not too far from the station, the two arrived soon.

Song Ziqi followed the watermelon in soy sauce to a box, and there were bursts of laughter in the box, which seemed to be extremely lively.

... I wonder if Liang Boya has come?

...Probably not coming.

After all, Soy Sauce Watermelon said that they are not familiar with Bai Yi to send wine...

Just when Song Ziqi was thinking about Liang Boya, the watermelon in soy sauce had already opened the door.

The laughter in the box leaked out immediately, and the watermelon with soy sauce had strode in, Song Ziqi paused, and followed.

"Haha, I brought Situ!"

a: "Situ?"

b: "Situ is finally here!"

c: "...Wait, did you recognize the wrong person?"

d: "Fuck! Who is this guy?! This guy must not be the ghost Zhuge Situ I know!"

Finally, they all said in unison: "Fuck, his style of painting is different from ours!"

The corners of Song Ziqi's mouth twitched slightly, and he took a little look at everyone in the box, because when he checked Weibo just now, he had already posted a lot of photos of the grandma, so now it is barely suitable.

The person holding the microphone should be Wasabi Mango. His first impression is the opposite of the fat watermelon in soy sauce. He is a thin and tall young man with ordinary facial features. His age should be around 24-[-].

But just like the soy sauce watermelon teased, Mustard Mango's hairline is a little bit higher than the average peers, which makes people can't help but worry about his future hairline.

After seeing Song Ziqi coming in, the tall and thin young man with the microphone put down the microphone and waved to him, "Situ!"

Soy Sauce Watermelon introduced it to Song Ziqi with a smile: "That bald guy with a worrying hairline is Mustard Mango."

A young man wearing black-rimmed glasses sitting next to Mustard Mango also greeted Song Ziqi.

"This is eggache, the legendary egg!" Soy Sauce Watermelon dutifully assumed the role of explaining the NPC.

Song Ziqi had heard of eggache's name a long time ago, and liked his ghost and animal videos very much, so he smiled at him.

Eggache is a ghost-like grandma. Every ghost video he makes can get millions of hits on station b. Even Song Ziqi has heard of his name before he started playing ghosts and animals. Look at it over the video he made.

And most importantly, he is very mysterious. He has been in station b for many years, but he has never had a public photo, and he has not participated in any offline activities, so his appearance has always been a mystery.

Although eggache hasn't made any videos recently, it seems that there is a faint trend of wanting to wash his hands and quit the arena... Many people are rumoring that he is going to quit the circle because he is going to get married.

There are many rumors of all kinds, but no one knows the truth.

Song Ziqi was surprised at the beginning when he knew that Soy Sauce Watermelon hooked up with the legendary Eggache God, but when he knew that Eggache would also come to meet them, he was even more stunned.

But seeing is worth seeing, when Song Ziqi saw this legendary god with his own eyes, he couldn't help but feel a little disappointed for no other reason - because the eggche looked so ordinary.

He wears a pair of ordinary black-rimmed glasses, has an ordinary face, slightly long hair, covering his eyebrows, ordinary facial features, and an ordinary appearance. He looks like he is in his early thirties look like.

He is neither tall nor short, neither fat nor thin, and even the clothes he wears are too ordinary and well-behaved. Apart from his paler complexion, he has basically no distinctive features. It is a look that you will never find out if you throw it in the crowd.

After Eggache finished greeting Song Ziqi, a fat man next to him also greeted Song Ziqi with a smile.

"This is Si Damumu, but judging by his size, he should be a big wood." Soy Sauce Watermelon acted as the narrator again.

Stamumu immediately countered: "Then you should call it soy sauce wax gourd."

Si Damumu is also a grandma in the ghost and animal area. She has made videos focusing on ghost and animal heads of state for 30 years, and she has loved the head of state unrestrainedly all her life.

Song Ziqi also liked watching Si Damumu's videos very much, and he was largely influenced by Si Damumu when he embarked on the road of being a ghost animal.

Si Damumu looked like an ordinary otaku, with a messy hairstyle, a lot of pimples on his face, a fat body, and a slightly hunched back.

His attire exudes a strong aesthetic atmosphere of straight men, a red T-shirt with green sweatpants, and a pair of sandals outside the gray sports socks.

As a gay guy, Song Ziqi was instantly defeated by Si Damimu's straight male aesthetics!

So, after looking at all the people in the box, Song Ziqi finally understood what Soy Sauce Watermelon said when he met him...

Among this group of nerds, his appearance seems a little eye-catching, and their painting styles seem to be really different.

In fact, Song Ziqi also understands that although there are many "male gods" on Weibo, in real life, there are really very few good-looking people, and ordinary-looking people account for most of the group of people in life .

In real life, there are far more ordinary-looking people than good-looking people.

...As expected, his beauty like a flower is really a sin~

Just when Song Ziqi was silently stroking himself in the mirror for his beautiful appearance——

"Situ? Are you Zhuge Situ?"

A slightly surprised female voice sounded.

The voice came from the only girl in the box. Song Ziqi found this girl as soon as he came in, but he kept wondering in his heart.

That girl looks quite handsome, with light makeup and elegant and elegant clothes, she should be a professional woman who has just worked for a long time.

She looked at Song Ziqi with a slightly surprised expression.

"Haha, this is my girlfriend, her screen name is Pumpkin, let's call her Pumpkin," Soy Sauce Watermelon scratched her hair, her smile became a little shy, "She is a fan of Mango and me, and she likes it very much recently. Situ, your video."

"Da Da Situ, I'm your brainless fan." Soy Sauce Watermelon's girlfriend smiled at Song Ziqi, with a very generous attitude, which made people feel good. This video... haha, I'm also a fan of the male god in white."

It was Song Ziqi's first time seeing his fans in reality, and he was a little overwhelmed. He smiled at her a little shyly: "...Thank you for liking."

The soy sauce watermelon girlfriend's eyes lit up immediately, and after she introduced herself generously, she added: "Actually, I'm still a CP fan of you and the male god in white!"

After she finished speaking, she blinked at Song Ziqi.

Song Ziqi: "...Pfft!"

He choked on his own saliva in an instant, and his fair complexion turned slightly red.

CP fans of him and the male god in white?He and the male god in white actually have CP fans?Live CP fan? !

"Okay, pumpkin, don't make jokes about Situ," Soy Sauce Watermelon quickly said to smooth things over, "Look at him, he looks like he's looking for a crack in the ground, if you make fun of him again, he probably will Going to get in."

"Come, come, come and sing! Situ, come and sing?"

Song Ziqi coughed lightly: "Ahem, please sing... I'm not very good at singing."

He is tone deaf, would he casually talk about such things as going out of tune and running to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?

Soy Sauce Watermelon laughed: "It's okay, although your singing is definitely not as good as mine, but I don't mind, just sing K, just be happy."

Song Ziqi was very moved, but still chose to refuse: "Forget it, you guys sing."

Soy Sauce Watermelon suddenly put his hips on his hips and laughed loudly: "Okay then, let's enjoy my singing voice! Hahahaha!"

Song Ziqi silently chose a seat and sat down. Just as he took a sip of tea from his teacup, he was choked by the sudden howling of ghosts and wolves.

Song Ziqi coughed and his face flushed, and he suddenly felt that he was too modest.

Compared with the howling ghosts and howling wolves of watermelon in soy sauce, his singing voice can probably be regarded as wonderful.

So, accompanied by the singing of soy sauce watermelon ghosts and wolves howling, Song Ziqi blocked the side of the ear closest to the soy sauce watermelon with his hand, while lowering his head and swiping Weibo.

After scrolling through Weibo for a while, Song Ziqi posted several photos of grandmas.

However, Song Ziqi spent a long time scrolling, but he didn't find a photo of someone giving wine with Bai Yi on the po.

Song Ziqi silently swiped through Weibo for a while, but suddenly he paused... and found a photo of Jiang Xinmingyue and another girl who sang Jian.

The girl who sings is very cute, with delicate eyebrows, small nose and mouth, sweet smile, and two small dimples, and her dress style is more Japanese and fresh. Generally speaking, she is a cute girl with a very cute appearance. People feel very much like those "otaku goddesses" that are particularly popular on the Internet.

Of course, Song Ziqi also knows this girl. This girl is called Sanyue Cherry. She is a singer who specializes in singing daily covers. , Many people on Weibo often call her a goddess.

The appearance of Sanyue Cherry is quite outstanding among ordinary girls, because she is very cute, and she is good at dressing up. Her clothing style is very suitable for her. She is sweet and fresh. Even Song Ziqi, the face control, can't find any faults. .

But when she stood next to Jiang Xinmingyue, her appearance was completely crushed.

...and it is still crushing in strength.

Even Song Ziqi, who has always regarded Jiang Xinmingyue as a rival in love, has to admit that Jiang Xinmingyue, who is wearing a red cheongsam in the group photo, looks really beautiful and amazing.

Jiang Xinmingyue's appearance already has a kind of exquisite classical beauty. Her eyebrows, eyes and facial features are like an ancient beauty coming out of a painting. She has an elegant temperament, and after wearing a tailored retro cheongsam that has been improved and incorporated into modern elements, she looks even more beautiful. She was simply picturesque.

It is difficult for ordinary girls to hold the cheongsam, but Jiang Xinmingyue interprets the beauty of the cheongsam to the fullest, and the cheongsam perfectly outlines her slender and well-proportioned figure, because the cheongsam only reaches above her knees and reveals A pair of snow-white slender legs.

Song Ziqi silently clicked on the comment under that Weibo——

good legs!I can play with this leg for a year!

I can play with this leg for two years!

I can play with this leg forever!

……

So Song Ziqi silently fell into a strange thought, are his legs enough for a male god to play for a year?

……etc!What strange things is he thinking!

"Situ, shall we take a photo together?"

Soy Sauce Watermelon's girlfriend sat next to Song Ziqi and asked him with a smile.

Song Ziqi hesitated for a moment, then nodded.

She smiled and said, "I'll post the group photo on Weibo before I tweet you. If you don't want to show your face, I can post your face off...Watermelon! Do you want to come together?"

Soy Sauce Watermelon, who had been crying and howling at the top of his voice, replied between cutting songs: "Forget it, we both have different styles of painting, and taking a photo with him is simply looking for abuse!"