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White clothes give wine, meet the well-known and popular double voice classes at station B.

Station B is the largest same-sex dating and video barrage website in the country.

As for singing, it refers to amateur singers who submit cover works on video sites such as N station or B station, and the double voice category, as the name implies, refers to cover singers who can sing both male and female voices.

As a popular cover singer at station B, the voice of the male in white clothes delivering wine is changeable, can be cold or gentle, lazy or evil, and his fake female voice is always so cold that you want to kneel and lick the voice of Yu Jie, His male voice and female voice are far apart, they are completely different, and they can't be recognized as the same person's voice at all. The only thing in common is that they can make the audience's ears pregnant.

It was the first time Song Ziqi heard the cover of Baiyi Sending Wine. It was an ancient song sung by Baiyi Sending Wine with a pseudo-female voice.

That ancient style song is majestic, majestic, vigorous and desolate, the tune is not easy to grasp, especially the high-pitched part is difficult to hold, and the momentum is also difficult to get up. Generally, few girls will challenge songs of this difficulty. Song Ziqi hugged and watched Clicking in with a lively mood, he knelt down instantly when Bai Yi sent the wine to sing the first line.

Sending wine in white clothes not only perfectly grasped the tone of the whole song, but also sang the momentum of the whole song. The high-pitched part was especially amazing. I knelt down a large area, and offered their knees one after another. I don’t know how many girls cried and said that they were actually bent by a girl and said that they would give birth to the goddess... until someone finally found out that this old woman is actually a boy. .

When someone pointed out on the barrage that Grandma was actually a boy, many people didn’t believe it, and Song Ziqi certainly didn’t believe it either. They had the same idea—how could such a perfect Yu Jieyin be a boy!How could my goddess be a man!

It wasn't until Song Ziqi clicked into the space of station B where white clothes give wine, intending to listen to all the covers of his new goddess, that he realized... Hey!Something seems wrong?

Why is there a male voice cover in his goddess space? !

Song Ziqi was stunned for a moment, until he clicked on the cover video of the male voice giving wine in white clothes and listened to it again, and then he had to accept this fact - his goddess is really a man!

However, as a voice controller, Song Ziqi quickly recovered from the blow of "the goddess is actually a man", because he found that the male voice in white clothes delivering wine is also super super nice!Make his ears crave for pregnancy!

After listening to all the male voice cover videos of Bai Yisongjiu, Song Ziqi instantly added another person to the "list of gods and goddesses", and Baiyisongjiu also successfully defeated a large number of Song Ziqi's previous male gods and goddesses. The one who prevailed, made a strong counterattack and became the number one male god in Song Ziqi's mind!

No way, voice control is like this (mei) original (jie) rule (cao)!

...The male god and goddess are the same person or something, it sounds pretty cool~

Song Ziqi listened to the cover video of Bai Yisongjiu just uploaded over and over again, over and over again, and couldn't stop at all!It wasn't until several other people in the dormitory urged him to go to lunch that he had no choice but to stop. He reluctantly licked the avatar of station B who was delivering wine in white clothes, and waved his paws to send out a wave of "male god!" Male god, I want to give you a baby~" barrage, and then ran to the comment area, leaving a sentence "Do you still need a boyfriend? You can eat that kind of food after going to college~".

After posting this comment, Song Ziqi found that he just grabbed the 520th floor, and his mood was healed immediately. Although he couldn't get the first place or the 450th floor, it seemed good to get to the 520th floor?

Even the system knows his love for the male god Sensen~

Under the repeated urging of his roommate, Song Ziqi reluctantly put down the claw machine, crawled out of bed, washed his teeth, brushed his face, and put on his clothes. In less than 5 minutes, his whole body changed from a decadent house to a completely new one. up.

"Tsk tsk, I really should show your Boya how you just woke up, with your hair covered in mats and saliva around your mouth, maybe he can just give up on you!" The head of the house looked at Song Ziqi at this moment He looked like a dog, and suggested with malicious intentions.

Song Ziqi rolled his eyes: "I can't ask for it, but what if he thinks I look cute when I just woke up? After all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder~"

The head of the house also rolled the boss's eyes: "You are so narcissistic, does your Boya know?"

Song Ziqi snorted coldly: "I told you that he is not my Boya... I won't talk nonsense with you, there is chicken drumsticks in honey sauce at lunch today, if I go late, there will be no more, I'll go first."

"Hey, hey, you're the one who dawdled by yourself, so the whole dormitory is waiting for you alone, okay?"

"Ingratitude! Is there any roommate love?!"

The four of them started towards the dining hall while teasing each other. Of course, most of them were Song Ziqi and the other two talking, and the second child watched the whole process.Speaking of the ranking of their dormitory, they discussed this issue at the beginning of the semester. The three of them competed for each other, and no one wanted to be the second child. After all, the second child has some evil meaning... So the ranking of the second child , and finally fell on the most taciturn person in their dormitory, because he was the only one who kept silent when others were fighting for it.

Regarding this, Qi Liang said: ==

PS: Qi Liang is the second child's name.

Although Song Ziqi's words just now were a bit narcissistic, there is no doubt that he really has a bit of narcissistic capital.

Song Ziqi's appearance is a typical southerner's appearance, with delicate features, fair skin, thin waist and long legs. When he is not talking, he really has the taste of "white skin, beautiful appearance and good temperament", but once he speaks, the whole person Immediately, the painting style will change.

When four people lined up in front of the small window in the cafeteria——

The head of the house: "I am the head of the house, I will stand in front, Ziqi, you can sit behind me~"

Song Ziqi possessed Zhuge Liang with a righteous face: "Shut up! Shameless old thief!"

The third child: "I am the third child, and you are the fourth child. I should be in front of you."

Song Ziqi possessed Zhuge Liang again: "There are such brazen people in the world!"

Qi Liang: "==..."

After eating, the four of them found a place to sit down and eat. Although the food in the canteen is known as the most unpalatable in the whole country, the food in the canteen of University G is not bad, otherwise they wouldn’t come here honestly. Eat in the dining hall.

However, coming to the canteen to eat honestly does not mean that the process of eating is also honest. Soon, the head of the house and the third child scrambled over a chicken leg. All of a sudden, he snatched away the chicken legs from the head of the house, and the head of the house who came back to his senses immediately wanted to grab it. The chopsticks of the two people were coming and going, and you were going in and back.

When the snipe and the clam fight, the fisherman wins. Song Ziqi took advantage of the chopsticks fight between the two of them and took away the chicken leg, and said in a serious tone of gold: "You can't fight! What are the benefits of chicken legs? Whoever is right is right." give him!"

Qi Liang: "==..."

Qi Liang silently moved his plate aside, pretending not to know those people.

#On the self-cultivation of a ghost animal UP master#

#As a ghost animal UP master, today's Song Ziqi is still dedicated to committing occupational diseases~#

The author has something to say: a few notes:

1. The author is a newcomer to Bilibili. I don’t know much about many stalks, so most of the stalks in this article are easy to understand. I think the ones that are not easy to understand will be explained a little bit. I pretend to take me to fly, that's really great~

2. The author doesn’t know much about the ghost and animal area, and the pit was opened because of love~ so if something is wrong...you come and hit me~ cough cough, in short, because the author doesn’t know much, so I won’t go deep write in

3. There is a sub-CP in this article, but it will never overwhelm the host

The following is a popular science class:

1. Ghost animal: A spoof culture that makes people happy by editing video or audio. The common form is to repeat a certain picture or audio, which has a very brainwashing effect, but repetition is not necessarily a ghost animal. The original source is "The Final Ghost Animal Blue blue road

2. The lines of Zhuge Liang and Jin Kela that appeared above are common materials for ghosts and animals. As the number one rapper in the Three Kingdoms, Zhuge Liang will probably get a lot of salary in this article [...but there is no salary ╮(╯▽╰)╭

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