Rebirth of the giants face brushing system

Kou Qiu was on the bed, woken up by the warm slap of the morning sun.

Today is Sunday, which can usually be set as a series of relaxed and lovely leisure days such as family reunion day and student rest day.

For Kou Qiu, Sunday can only be looked at in one way, and there are still 24 hours before Monday.

Thinking of Metasequoia's "see you on Monday" before leaving, Kou Qiu felt a headache and wanted to go to bed for a while, so he simply slept through the day.

sleep over! ?

Kou Qiu who was lying on the bed opened his eyes, the eyes were full of light.

Maybe it's not impossible.

Gather the crystallization of the wisdom of all the students in the world - pretending to be sick!It turns out there is such a good way.

If you pretend to be sick today, you don't have to go to school tomorrow morning, just get there before the last class on Monday night.

Before the official start of the full-day exam, Eger College usually starts the first exam on the night of the previous day's class, and the next day it will suspend all classes.

I only had to pretend to be sick until Monday afternoon, and then went to the exam. Not only did I successfully avoid the Metasequoia, but a sick child would be understood even if he didn't perform well in the exam.

36 tricks have been tried and tested repeatedly.

Kou Qiu prides himself on being a smart person, and naturally he would not do such a stupid thing as taking a shower with cold water and then turning on the air conditioner to cool it down.

[Kou Qiu: I need a sick appearance, showing that I am sick, but not too exaggerated, just enough to attract people's pity. ] With the lessons learned from the previous few times, he doesn't want the system to create a dying person's image for him.

[System: Received!The appearance that meets the requirements has been selected: a drop of warm water in the previous life, and a loveless love in this life. The mode of 'Xiaoxiang Concubine' is officially opened and lasts for 48 hours. 】Kou Qiu felt his body was light. He got up and walked to the mirror. He obviously walked steadily, but his footsteps gave people a sense of frivolity and fragility. I really feel pity for such a beautiful and noble face.

Kou Qiu is quite satisfied with the fact that there are no additional tasteless attributes.

So he went back to bed with peace of mind, covered the quilt and went back to sleep, waiting for Lin Ang or Lin Anhe to find out that he was 'ill'.

Lin's uncle and nephew would get up at 5:[-] every morning without warning, and run to the vegetable market, where one would bargain and the other would be responsible for stuffing the shopping bags.

Today is also a rewarding experience.

At 08:30, Lin Ang cooked the porridge. It stands to reason that Kou Qiu should have gotten up by this time, but today his seat is empty.

Lin Anhe put down the newspaper, "I guess I overslept, I'll call."

Kou Qiu finally got his wish. When there was a knock on the door, he lowered his voice, "Please come in."

As soon as Lin Anhe came in, he saw the frail picture of the young man's pale face and bewildered eyes.

The first reaction was that Kou Qiu was sick. He walked over to take his temperature, feel his pulse, and after looking at his tongue coating and eyes, he found that there were no other symptoms except for some sadness in his eyes.

Kou Qiu didn't expect to deceive Lin Anhe about whether he was sick or not. The latter's medical skills have reached a very high level, but his weak face can't deceive anyone. Lin Anhe only thought it was because Malnutrition, due to lack of Qi and blood.

Lin Anhe frowned, "Didn't you eat well before?"

When he said before, he meant before Kou Qiu returned to Kou's house.

I saw Kou Qiu's eyes mixed with joy and sorrow, with some sadness, "Eat, what's delicious, eating is just to fill the stomach, how can it fill the heart?"

After finishing speaking, Kou Qiu didn't pay attention to Lin Anhe's reaction, he himself was shocked.

What I originally wanted to say was obviously just the word 'fortunately', how did so many come out?

[System: The biggest feature of the 'Xiaoxiang concubine' model is the language, the appearance is the same, the temperament is willful, and everything is picky. ] Kou Qiu then remembered that Concubine Xiaoxiang was the name of Lin Daiyu in Dream of the Red Chamber. Thinking of Lin Daiyu's "little nature" when she spoke, his body immediately softened.

Putting it on a woman is to attract people's love and affection. He is a [-]-year-old boy in his prime, speaking in that tone... I really dare not think about it.

With such excitement, two tears welled up in his eyes.

Kou Qiu: ...

[System: A drop of warm and clear water in the previous life, in this life there will be no love.Ask the host to shed one liter of tears within 48 hours. 】A bottle of mineral water is usually 550ml, and a liter is 1000ml. No matter how bad his math is, he can calculate the amount of mineral water that would cost him nearly two bottles.

[System: Due to the excessive physical burden, the host only needs to flash two tears from time to time. ] Kou Qiu: ...

Lin Anhe is an overly well-behaved child who can't cry even when he gets an injection since he was sick. Seeing Kou Qiu throwing a tantrum because of discomfort, he finds this little temper cute for no reason.

Kou Qiu was sitting at the dining table in a trance, Lin Ang looked at his pale face, put a chopstick of vegetables on the small plate in front of him.

Two tears welled up in Kou Qiu's eyes.

Lin Ang was startled, but suddenly felt distressed, the sick little bun must have been taken care of by no one before.

Thinking of this, he said softly, "Eat more."

Tears flashed again in Kou Qiu's eyes.

Lin Ang was killed instantly.

The expression on his face softened just as he almost fed the food into his mouth.

At night, Kou Qiu began to cry hard into the glass bottle, at least one liter of tears was much better than tears flashing in his eyes from time to time.

Half an hour passed, except for tears, not a single tear was squeezed out.

On the second day, Kou Qiu successfully experienced what it means to "steal a chicken without losing money". Originally, he wanted to stay unwell and not go to school in the morning, but because neither Lin Ang nor Lin Anhe could find out the cause of the disease for him, Lin Ang felt that he was depressed and needed to go outside to get some fresh air.

Carrying a schoolbag, standing under the big gold-plated characters of "Aiger College", breathing in the fresh air, Kou Qiu looked up, wanting to cry but not crying.

Class A: The boy walked to his place step by step, his brows were furrowed, and the sadness in his eyes was heartbreaking.

Ji Zhi was afraid that he might not be able to stand still, so she went over to give him a hand, and asked with concern, "What happened?"

Kou Qiu, "Things in the world are impermanent, how can we explain clearly in just a few words."

Ji Zhi trembled, almost losing her footing.

Kou Qiu raised his forehead, he would rather flick the tail of a fish than this attribute with language skills.

Chen Letian, "Actually, what you want to say is the word 'accident', right?"

Kou Qiu glanced at him with admiration, and sure enough, being in love lowers IQ, and unrequited love makes EQ higher.

Chen Letian said seriously, "It's an accident. I recommend you to go to the Maternal and Child Health Care Hospital. It won't hurt in 3 minutes."

Kou Qiu kicked him to the ground, and suddenly felt sullen, and instantly understood why Metasequoia likes to kick people, especially those who kick their mouths.

Chen Letian got up from the ground, displaying his unbeatable Xiaoqiang spirit, "How are you preparing for the chemistry test tonight?"

Kou Qiu, "After the division, there will be no more geography, so I won't be depressed."

I think he was confused by the teacher when he wrote a crazy answer like "Tianshan is in Beijing" on the geography test paper. After saying goodbye to geography as a subject, his mental quality immediately reached full marks before the test.

Ji Zhi hesitated, "You, have you lost your temper when reviewing classical Chinese?"

Kou Qiu glanced at him indifferently. In the past, such a gaze made people feel cold and fearless, so he shut his mouth wisely. Today's gaze is all sad.

Chen Wenjing glanced back and didn't dare to look again. What is this weird illusion that is more pitiful than a woman?

Chen Letian raised his index finger and waved it in front of Kou Qiu's eyes, the band-aid on it was particularly eye-catching.

Kou Qiu, "What happened?"

Chen Letian, "Bloody disaster. It's all caused by your mobile phone screen."

The kind of mobile phone that bursts out glass shards when you swipe the screen should have been humanely destroyed long ago!

He was in the middle of complaining, trying to persuade Kou Qiu to buy a new mobile phone, when Metasequoia walked into the classroom.

For Monday, Metasequoia had already waited a full day and night for Kou Qiu to come to school. His hands were wrapped in bandages. After being molested for the first time in his life, he had to be punched with sandbags for nearly a day before he dared to face the reality.

The class bell rings on time.

Metasequoia stood on the podium, and asked students to get up and answer questions right after class.

Although it's not esoteric, it's more than enough to stump Kou Qiu.

Kou Qiu was the first to be called up to answer questions without any suspense.

With a gentle smile on Metasequoia's face, he seemed to have no intention of reminding, "If you can't answer, you will have more homework today."

Kou Qiu looked up at him, with a dreamy and sickly expression.

It seems that he has suffered a great injustice.

Metasequoia's feet slipped, and he grabbed the edge of the podium with both hands.

Hold on!

Don't be fooled by this brat's appearance!

He repeated the question and smiled, "Have you figured it out yet?"

Kou Qiu looked confused, "You don't need to say any more! What if you answer, so what if you don't answer?! I'm tired of this kind of guesswork. Why don't you drive me out of here, maybe I'll feel better."

As he spoke, two tears flashed in his eyes, and then, a crystal tear slid down the corner of his eye.

Everyone in Class A: ...

Kou Qiu himself: Originally, he just wanted to say "don't know", really.

Metasequoia, "...you, go to the school doctor's office."

Kou Qiu immediately wanted to refute 'I'm not sick', "Even you think I'm sick? Whether I'm sick or not, I know in my heart, you don't need to judge! If you don't want to see me, I'll just leave!"

After speaking, tears flashed again in his eyes.

Before the situation got worse, Kou Qiu took out a piece of paper from the desk and cabinet, covered his eyes, said 'I'm going to the school infirmary', and rushed out of the classroom.

Everyone only felt that the young man's back was too delicate and sick like Xizi, which made people feel heartbroken and inexplicable, and the eyes that looked at Metasequoia were also filled with condemnation.

Metasequoia: ...

If it is found that there is no disease, let's talk about life again.

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

In the Heavenly Palace, there lived the four spirit beasts of Baiji, Tengsnake, Baize, and Qilin. Later, they lived in the delicate and beautiful Yan beast, the domineering and vicious Nian beast, and the little alien residents.

On this day, a new resident came to Tiangong, a little beast with rabbit ears (Kou Qiu).

The black beast (Metasequoia) known for its beauty is holding the little beast's ear and wants to throw it out.

At this time, the Nian Beast (Kou Jixie) kicked the Nian Beast into the air with one hoof, "Don't bully it!"

The beast looked at the little rabbit-eared beast with distaste, and said proudly, "This is not a beast, it's just an immature rabbit, so it cannot live in the Heavenly Palace."

Nian Beast shook its horns and said with certainty, "It is."

After finishing speaking, he picked up the little rabbit-eared animal, put it in front of the sleeping Qilin (Lin Anhe), and said, "This is a cute animal, you must take good care of it."

Qilin, the number one old bachelor in heaven, stared at the little rabbit-eared beast with tears in his eyes, and thought happily: It turned out to be a cute beast (Shou), so great...he has a wife!