Stop Bothering Me, Emperor

Song Xiao was tied up for a long time, his hands and feet were numb, and he was a little unsteady when he stood up.Yu Tang hugged him and rubbed his hands and feet, motioning him not to move yet, and to check his surroundings by himself.

It was completely dark, and the warehouse was not big. There were some waste wood in it, which should be a temporary warehouse for logging.Because the two bosses were discussing in the house, and the other young men were in the yard.Yu Tang stood sideways at the window and looked out. There were bright lights in the yard, and the kidnappers were chatting in the yard with guns in hand.

The backside of the warehouse is a dark forest. It is already late autumn, but the temperature here is still hot. It should be on the tropical side.Cars can drive in, which means that this place is not far from the road, but they cannot go on the road.There is only one road in the barren mountains and mountains. If they run up, they will be a living target, and the kidnappers will soon come after them.

There were a lot of people in the yard, at least twenty or so, and half of them were armed with guns. By himself, Yu Tang couldn't rush out with Song Xiao. For the present plan, he had to flee into the mountains.

Song Xiao met Yu Tang's eyes, lowered his head and picked up a ragged canvas bag of the kidnapper, put all the small items that could be used in the house into it, and conveniently put the lighter, cigarettes and mobile phone on Scarface's body into it.

Yu Tang took out the pistol from the bag, put it on his waist, put the canvas bag on his back, removed the crude rear window with his bare hands, and jumped out with a whoosh.

"Who..." In the shadows, a person was urinating against a tree root, turned his head suddenly, and Yu Tang had twisted his neck.

After making sure that there was no one else around, Yu Tang opened his arms towards Song Xiao in the window, motioning for him to jump down.

Song Xiao flipped out neatly, was caught firmly by Yu Tang, and the two ran into the woods without saying a word.

There was no light in the mountains, and it was so pitch black that you couldn't see your fingers. Walking through the tall trees in the dark, only a little moonlight leaked through the gaps in the leaves.

Holding the dagger in one hand, Yu Tang held Song Xiao in the other, and because he couldn't see the way, he chopped down the bushes in front of him to make a way.

"This is a tropical rainforest, and there are snakes and poisonous insects in the grass." Song Xiao was a little worried, and signaled the emperor to wait a moment, then fumbled for a roll of canvas strips from his backpack, squatted down to put on his leggings.

"I'll do it." Yu Tang understood what he meant, took the canvas strips and wrapped them around his calves and ankles in a neat way.This is often done when marching in the past.

Wrapped tightly around the legs, it can also make walking easier.Yu Tang glanced at the warehouse in the distance, the lights there were shaking, the kidnappers should have noticed it.

Not daring to delay, Yu Tang dragged Song Xiao and continued running into the mountains.

"Trash, I asked you to protect the young master, you came back by yourself!" The Yu family's dinner was forced to stop, and the head of the family looked at the bodyguards and was very angry.

"Patriarch calm down, I'll take someone to look for it right away." The head of the bodyguard, our general, volunteered.The emperor and empress have been kidnapped, it's okay, they must be found immediately!

"Father, should we call the police?" Third Aunt asked anxiously.

The kidnappers haven't called yet, if they rush to call the police, I don't know if they will bring danger to Yu Tang.

"Call the police. We don't have any clues yet. It would be quicker to leave it to the police." Er Bo Yutong came over and said anxiously. After speaking, he winked at Yu Lang in the corner.

Call the police first to delay the actions of the Yu family's bodyguards. He still has time to deal with those stupid thieves and let them release Yu Tang immediately.

The hall of Yu's house was in a mess, Yu Tong came out quietly and called the kidnappers.

"Dinglingling—" the phone in his backpack rang suddenly, causing Yu Tang to stagger in shock.

Song Xiao quickly took out the phone and pressed it to silent, only to find that the kidnapper's phone was ringing, and there was no name displayed on it, only a string of numbers.

Yu Tang glanced at the number, picked up the phone, and said a rough "hmm".

"I'll send you a sum of money first, and you release Yu Tang immediately," a familiar voice came from the other side of the phone, Yu Tang narrowed his eyes slightly, and didn't speak. He heard the person continue, "Before you release, It’s best to torture his little lover face to face, then move to Brazil, and I’ll handle the border crossing procedures for you.”

The coldness in Yu Tang's eyes became more and more severe, he couldn't hear this person's voice, it was his second uncle.Press the recording button of the phone casually, and record the next few sentences. After the other side finished speaking, he simply hung up the phone, turned off the phone, pulled out the battery, and put it back in the backpack.

"Roar—" A low growl of a wild animal came suddenly, Song Xiao turned his head to look, and saw a pair of bright animal pupils shining under the moonlight, and couldn't help being startled.

"It's a leopard." Yu Tang said in a low voice, and held Song Xiao down to keep him from moving. For this kind of big cat, it's okay if you don't move. If you move, the other party will definitely chase after him.

Staring closely at the direction of the leopard, because it was dark, he couldn't see very clearly, so he could only stare at that spot. Yu Tang took off the backpack on his body and let Song Xiao carry it, then put Song Xiao on his back, grabbed The vines clinging to the big tree at hand leaped forward.

"Roar—" The leopard lying in the dark growled and rushed over. Yu Tang had borrowed his strength three times and jumped to the top of the tree.

"Look over there!" The voices of the kidnappers came from a distance, and the leopard that was climbing up the tree immediately jumped down, turned around and ran away.

Song Xiao lay on Yu Tang's back, breathed a sigh of relief, looked up at the light in the distance, it was the kidnappers with flashlights: "What should we do?"

The kidnappers seemed to be very familiar with this forest, and found their way so quickly.

"I probably found it by looking at the bushes." Yu Tang frowned, and they cut down a bush as they walked along the way, which was like a signpost along the way.Signaling Song Xiao to lie down, Yu Tang broke off a large branch above his head, and the bright moonlight poured down, illuminating a small forest.

After quickly calculating the route, Yu Tang rubbed his face with the queen on his shoulders, exerted all his strength, and jumped lightly among the branches.

Song Xiao's eyes widened, he didn't expect that the emperor's lightness kung fu was still there.

Unable to see the way, Yu Tang jumped five trees in a row, lost his footing, slipped, quickly grabbed onto the branches with his hands, used his strength to circle around, and jumped onto the next tree.

"Huh..." Yu Tang squatted down on the thick branch, took a breath, and continued.

The escape lasted in the middle of the night, and the two ran deep into the mountains. The kidnappers had completely lost track of them, and there was no light in sight. Yu Tang was relieved and found a thicker tree to sit down on.

Song Xiao got off Yu Tang, sat beside him, and slowly hugged the panting emperor.

Yu Tang was really exhausted. The lightness kung fu in this life was not practiced since he was a child. It was a bit difficult for him to use it, and he had been running with Song Xiao on his back for so long. Now he could not utter a word, so he simply leaned on Song Xiao Take a rest in your arms.

Song Xiao straddled his legs and rode on the branch, leaning against the trunk with his back, hugging the emperor, stroking his back, took out the water bottle from his backpack, and fed him a drink.

It was cold at night in the mountains, but fortunately they were wearing autumn clothes, and it was tropical here, so it would not be too cold.

Yu Tang took a breath, but he was a little reluctant to get up, still leaning on Song Xiao's arms, wrapping his arms around his waist: "Are you hungry?"

"It's okay." Song Xiao pursed his lips, he was indeed a little hungry, since he was caught in the morning, and now it's midnight, the two of them haven't eaten anything, and they have been running for so long.

After unloading the backpack, the two fumbled in it for a while, but found nothing to eat, only a small can of pepper and instant coffee.

Yu Tang took out the instant coffee and signaled Song Xiao to eat it: "At least there is some sugar in it, I'll find something to eat when the sun is brighter."

Song Xiao took it, poured the coffee powder into his mouth, and drank the water, which tasted slightly sweet amidst the bitterness. Fortunately, it was prepared instant coffee, which was not so bitter.Yu Tang also ate two packs of coffee, changed places with Song Xiao, leaned against the tree trunk, and hugged him in his arms.

"Go to sleep for a while." Yu Tang lowered his head and kissed him on the forehead.I have kung fu, and I won't fall off when I sleep on a tree, but my queen's sleeping posture has always been bad, and she might fall if she gets sleepy.

Song Xiao received a warm kiss, his nose felt a little sore for no reason, he buried his face on Yu Tang's shoulder, and hugged his waist: "The emperor is tired, go to sleep, I will watch over."

"It's okay, I'll sleep too." Yu Tang took off his coat and wrapped the two of them together, "During wars before, it was common for me to sleep standing up."

Touching Song Xiao's cheek that was a little blue from the beating by the kidnappers, Yu Tang sighed, if he hadn't rushed over in time today, it would have been difficult to find Song Xiao again, and thinking about it, he was afraid for a while.

After sleeping until dawn, when Song Xiao opened his eyes, he found that the emperor had already woken up and was staring at something carefully.

"The emperor..."

"Hush—" Yu Tang hurriedly kissed his lips, not allowing him to speak, raised his hand, and the knife in his hand flew out with a "swish", stabbing a fat bird on the top of the tree without any mistakes.

"Ga——" The bird was as big as a goose, and it fell to the ground with a scream.

Yu Tang laughed, jumped off the tree with Song Xiao in his arms, picked up the bird that was not dead, and shook Song Xiao: "Breakfast."

When it comes to the ability to survive in the wild, even a camping expert cannot compare to His Majesty the Emperor, an ancient man who has been fighting outside all year round.Soon he took Song Xiao to find a small stream, sat down on the pebble beach, picked up the fat bird, plucked its feathers, and set it on a branch for barbecue.

Song Xiao found suitable firewood, picked up some dry leaves, used the kidnapper's cigarettes as an introduction, took out the lighter that was brought in from the kidnapper, and lit it.

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Kidnapper A: No, the hostages have escaped

Kidnapper B: Chase quickly, there are footprints here

Kidnapper A: Oh, the footprints are gone

Kidnapper B: What's going on?

Kidnapper A: Probably turned into a butterfly and flew away

Kidnapper B: ...