Stop Bothering Me, Emperor

The cafeteria is large, but they are all small square tables covered with tablecloths. Compared with the long tables downstairs, there are still a lot fewer seats.

Dugu An had already occupied a seat by the window early, and took a lot of food.

Yu Tang took Song Xiao over and asked him to take a look at the food on the table: "If you want to eat anything else, you can get it yourself."

I don't know how Dugu An ran away, but he knew that he was the first to come, because he brought the only carving on the dish.The golden prawns are decorated with radish flowers, and the braised chicken wings with celery leaves are very pleasing to the eye, completely different from other people's mixed dishes.

Song Xiao saw that the things on the table were neat, so he went to get some fruits.

What satisfies him most in modern society is to be able to eat all kinds of fruits.In the past, in Dayu, fruits could not be eaten every day. Even if he later became a queen, it would depend on the season and offerings. Often there were only a few kinds of fruits to eat in a season.Unlike modern times, no matter what season, as long as you want to eat, you can buy it.

Yu Tang held a glass of Coke and sipped it slowly, his eyes were deep and extravagant, at first glance he thought he was drinking fine wine.

"Who is that? So handsome..." The place by the window is on a slightly higher platform, very conspicuous, and some high school sophomore girls who occasionally come to the dental festival can see the elegant nobleman at a glance.

"He's a freshman, I haven't seen him before," said another girl at the same table, "Xinran, do you know him?"

As soon as the words came out, both of them looked at the third girl on the table. Cheng Xinran picked up the napkin and wiped her mouth gracefully, looked at the person by the window, her eyes lit up uncontrollably, and then said casually : "He sits in that position every day. If you don't come here often, you may not know that he is the young master of the Yu family."

"Oh my god, is that the Yu family you mentioned?" The two girls opened their mouths in surprise.

"Shh, don't embarrass me, eat." Cheng Xinran told the two girls to calm down.

"This is the top handsome guy. Compared to him, those four grasses are just..." Before he finished speaking, there was a sudden commotion in the restaurant.

I saw four tall boys who didn't wear school uniforms walking in. All of them had dyed yellow hair, and they looked very cool.

"Wow—" a girl couldn't help screaming.

Because "Meteor Storm" became popular all over the country, not only girls watched it, but boys also watched it, and some people began to imitate it.These four boys are a well-known rich second-generation quartet in the first year of high school. They also learned from the TV series that their families donated money to the school, and they were specially approved not to wear school uniforms.

Song Xiao was returning with fruit, when he saw those four people, he couldn't help but paused, thinking he had seen them somewhere.His head suddenly became dizzy, he staggered a step and almost lost his footing, the sliced ​​dragon fruit on the plate suddenly slid down.

"Whoosh—" There was a gust of wind in his ear, and Dugu An instantly appeared in front of him, holding a plate in his hand, and firmly caught the thrown fruit without falling to the ground.

Song Xiao was surprised, this kung fu was also a top master in Dayu, and as far as he knew, the unique martial arts had been lost in modern times, so he couldn't help but took a deep look at Dugu An.

Back on the seat, Yu Tang pursed his lips and wanted to say that he couldn't handle even a piece of fruit, but seeing his pale face, he swallowed the reprimand immediately: "What's wrong with you?"

"It's okay, I knocked my head some time ago, and I still have some sequelae." Song Xiao rubbed his temples, then turned his head and glanced at the four high-profile boys.

Yu Tang didn't move his chopsticks ahead of time, but only drank his drink slowly, and waited for Song Xiao to pick up the chopsticks before saying, "Let's eat." He picked up the chopsticks at the same time.

Such a familiar scene made Song Xiao a little dazed, so he reflexively picked up a piece of chicken wing and put it in Yu Tang's bowl. Yu Tang also picked it up and ate it naturally. After taking a bite, he realized that the two of them were stunned at the same time. up.

"This chicken wing looks delicious." Song Xiao quickly grabbed a piece for himself, and started to eat it.

Emperor Jing Yuan didn't like to eat chicken legs, but he liked to eat the flavorful parts of chicken wings and wing tips, but it was indecent for the emperor to eat this.

"Your Majesty, eat the tip of the wings." When having a banquet in the palace, as a queen, you must dutifully serve the emperor with something he likes to eat.

The minister below glanced at it, shrank his head and did not dare to make a sound, it was really audacious for the empress to give the emperor such leftovers.

Emperor Jing Yuan looked at the tips of the two wings in the bowl, then glanced helplessly at the queen, and picked them up with golden chopsticks: "I can eat what Zitong gave me." Then, he would happily put the wings together with the queen's table Both the middle and wing tips are eaten.

Song Xiao was used to serving dishes to the emperor, for a moment he forgot that it was already a thousand years later, and Yu Tang was no longer the Yu Jintang who was waiting for him to serve dishes.It would be very abrupt for a classmate I just met to suddenly bring food to others, I hope I didn't annoy him.

Yu Tang ate the chicken wings slowly, but kept his eyes on Song Xiao, looking at his ears that turned red quietly because of embarrassment: "Thank you."

Because it was still a summer schedule, everyone could go back to the dormitory for a lunch break for nearly two hours after eating. Song Xiao thanked Yu Tang who had invited him to dinner, and went to look for Si Dashu.

"Xiaoxiao, I found you. Have you eaten yet?" Si Dashu stood in front of the dormitory door sweating profusely. The boss left after talking with the principal, leaving him alone to go through formalities and tidy up the dormitory. , After finally tidying it up, I realized that Song Xiao hadn't issued a meal card, and hurriedly did so, there was no one in the classroom.

"I've eaten." Song Xiao took the cards that Si Dashu handed over, the meal card and the water card are one, the door card for the dormitory, the access control card for going in and out of the school, the library card for the library... There are all kinds of things. eight.Song Xiao put away the card and followed Si Dashu to look at the dormitory.

The dormitory conditions of Shengmeng High School are very good. Each dormitory has its own bathroom and toilet, and it is basically a room for two people.Because he came late, he was assigned to the last dormitory of the special class [-]. There was already a classmate living in the room, and it was the guy with glasses who almost became his deskmate who didn't wash his hair.

Glasses sat on the bed, glanced at him, and snorted coldly without speaking.He was admitted based on his grades. Because he was very strong in mathematics and had the possibility of winning the Mathematical Olympiad, he was assigned to a special class. He always looked down on these rich second-generation scumbags who paid to go to school.

"Hello, Li Bowen." Song Xiao remembered everyone's name in the class, and greeted Brother Glasses with a smile.

Li Bowen was taken aback. He didn't expect this person to remember his name. The students in the class usually didn't play with him. Many people still couldn't remember his name after the first week of school.The glasses brother scratched his head in bewilderment, a lot of dandruff floated out.

In another dormitory, Yu Tang was half lying on the bed playing Tetris with an MP5, while Dugu An was standing next to him.

"Where does he live?" Yu Tang asked slowly after inserting a long strip into the groove and eliminating four lines in a row.

"At 531, share a room with Li Bowen." Dugu An's voice was not as gloomy as he seemed, but rather had a low-pitched magnetism.

Yu Tang closed the game and frowned.Thinking that Song Xiao would live with other boys in the future, and his body would be watched by others every day, he felt restless for a while.

"Hey, little follower, I'm here to see your boss again." A noisy voice came, and the roommate Qian Jiahui, who had taken a shower, came out of the bathroom and said while wiping his hair.

Deep black eyes aimed at Qian Jiahui, Yu Tang narrowed his eyes slightly.

There were three classes in the afternoon, physics, chemistry, and politics. Song Xiao listened carefully.The tutor explained the modern examination system to him. It seems that the entrance examination for university is similar to the examination for juren. They all take the examination in their own state capital.After graduating from university, you can get "cadre status", that is, have fame.

If he is not successful, he will have no fame, and his identity will still be an ordinary citizen. With fame, he can change his household registration.

After studying for a month, he didn't really master much. Physics and chemistry were still a bible for Song Xiao, but he still took notes seriously.He struggled to use the hard-tip fountain pen, and wrote stroke by stroke very slowly.

As he was writing, a long black pen was handed to him.

Song Xiao looked at the finely crafted pen and the slender fingers holding it, couldn't help but look twice, then turned to look at Yu Tang for no apparent reason.

"Use this." Yu Tang stuffed the pen into his hand.

Song Xiao opened the cap of the pen. This is a kind of soft-tip fountain pen. It is a bit tough to write, like a very small brush. With this note, it is really smooth, and the writing is also faster.

Just as he was about to thank Yu Tang, the man handed over his own book, "Give me a copy of the notes."

Song Xiao twitched the corner of his mouth, and knew that this guy was not that kind.

After class all afternoon, Qian Jiahui went to the head teacher with a dejected look on his face when there was a big break for free activities after three classes.

During evening self-study, Teacher Jia called Song Xiao to the office alone.

"Qian Jiahui used to have good grades in junior high school, but he is not used to it in high school, so he wants to find a classmate who is good at math to help him," Teacher Jia said to Song Xiao with some embarrassment, "The teacher has already criticized him, and I want to change the dormitory It should have been said earlier that you have already moved in, it is too much trouble to change now, the teacher respects your opinion, if you don't want to change, I will ask other students."

"It's okay, teacher, I can live with anyone." Song Xiao said with a good temper.

"That's fine, the teacher will go to the dormitory to help you move tonight." Teacher Jia breathed a sigh of relief. Just now Qian Jiahui came to her in tears and insisted on living with Li Bowen, but he couldn't persuade her.

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Yutang: How can my wife share the bed with others?

Xiaoxiao: Your Majesty, the beds are separate

Yutang: What, do you still want the beds to merge?You unruly man!

Xiaoxiao: ...