Stop Bothering Me, Emperor

Yu Tang's parents have gone abroad, leaving only his younger siblings and housekeeper and servants in the family.

It was already very late, and the little princess Yu Miao had already gone to bed, because her mother said that girls need to sleep more to be beautiful.And without an adult at home, Yu Lin's child began to dominate, and he hadn't slept yet at this time.

Song Xiao walked into the living room, and saw a small dumpling sitting on the big sofa, with his hands domineeringly placed on the stacked pillows, as if he was listening to the government.Because my legs were too short, I couldn't reach the edge of the sofa even if I straightened them out, so I sat with my legs spread apart, with a snack bucket between my legs.

Hearing the movement, the little guy immediately turned his head to look over. Seeing that his brother had returned, he picked up the remote control and turned off the TV. He was about to run as soon as he got up.

Yu Tang stretched his long legs, walked over in two or three steps, grabbed the younger brother who was trying to escape, and held him in his hand.

Song Xiao came over, looked at the innocent fish scales, raised his hand and turned on the TV again.It's still the same channel just now, it's not any cartoon at all, but a TV series "The Merry Hongyuan Emperor" that has been very popular recently.

"Your majesty, you are actually the emperor..." In the TV, a charming woman in ancient costume, Li Hua stared at the handsome and extraordinary man in front of her with rain.

"The emperor is also a mortal, and he can be tempted." The man smiled, let the maid beside him change into brocade clothes, picked up the folding fan and nodded his palms, and walked slowly in front of the woman, who blushed.

Then the episode ends with the lingering end credits.

It is said that Emperor Hongyuan of the Dayu Dynasty was very handsome, capable of both civil and martial arts, and he was also romantic and affectionate. He was completely two extremes with his devoted brother.This TV series is adapted based on folklore and unofficial history, but most of the elements are fabricated, and it is not the case at all.

This TV series was filmed last year when Xinghai Entertainment borrowed money from Big Fish Capital.Song Xiao also watched a few episodes, because he really couldn't imagine what it would be like for a child raised by himself to become a romantic.Although the script is rather ridiculous, and the equipment in it doesn't match Dayu at all, the ratings are very high.

The question is... Can the three-year-old Yulin understand this lingering love story?

Song Xiao and Yu Tang looked at each other, and took their younger brother upstairs together with a tacit understanding.

Yu Lin shrank his neck, turned his head and looked at Song Xiao for help: "Sister-in-law..."

Song Xiao looked at Yu Lin, with big sparkling eyes and puffy ears, how cute he looked, couldn't help but reach out, rescued him from his brutal brother, and held him in his arms.

"Sister-in-law!" Yu Lin hugged Song Xiao's neck, rubbing his head in the socket of his neck.

Song Xiao hugged the soft dumpling in his arms, and couldn't help but bend his eyes.In his previous life, he was the one who taught this child himself, and passed on all the knowledge he had learned all his life. He only hoped that he could become a great emperor like his elder brother. After realizing his feelings for Yu Jintang, he even raised the emperor's younger brother as a child.

"Yu Lin!" Seeing his younger brother's movements, Yu Tang's face darkened immediately, and he grabbed his collar, grabbed the instantly stiff guy, and threw him onto the small bed.

Asking the nanny who accompanied the bed to go out first, Yu Tang sat on the edge of the bed expressionlessly, staring at his younger brother.

Yu Lin rolled on the bed, quickly got into the bed, said: "Good night, brother," and closed his eyes.

"Pretend, keep pretending," Yu Tang sneered, reaching out to grab his younger brother's Zhaofeng ears.

"Woo..." Yu Lin was hurt by his brother, and his mouth was deflated and he was about to cry.

Song Xiao looked at Yu Lin and felt that something was wrong there, so he saw that Yu Lin was howling without tears, and peeked at him while crying.Pursing his lips and chuckling, he rescued his younger brother's ears: "Little Lin'er, why do you also like "The Merry Hongyuan Emperor"?"

Yu Lin sniffed, "It's pretty."

"Did you really take in 72 concubines? How did I teach you?" Song Xiao turned cold and stared at Yu Lin.

"No!" Yu Lin's eyes widened. In order to make up an auspicious number, he only accepted 36.

When he was a child, Song Xiao taught him that as an emperor, he should not be addicted to women, and should put state affairs first.He is really just a bit playful, and he doesn't feel that he has misled the country because of his beauty. My sister-in-law must not believe in those unofficial stories!

After rebutting confidently, Yu Lin froze.

Song Xiao looked at him meaningfully, and pulled Yu Tang away with a "wait for me" expression.Yu Lin slowly buried his face in the pillow, and when he saw his sister-in-law, he broke all his efforts and fell short. How will he live in the future?

Yu Tang knew for a long time that his younger brother had memories, but no matter how much he teased him, he refused to admit it. It was his own empress who was the best, and she broke him with a single sentence.

"Little Lin'er also has memories, why?" Back in Yu Tang's room, Song Xiao frowned.If he and the emperor gave up their lives in order to be together again, how would the younger brother and the hidden guard explain it?

"Maybe Jin Lin knows." Yu Tang narrowed his eyes, his younger brother is the one who has lived the longest among them, and he should be the one who knows the most, but this kid keeps pretending to be stupid and refuses to admit it.

Yu Jinlin also followed, which made Song Xiao very happy, and sat on the bed chatting with Yu Tang after taking a shower.

"How's the situation in America?" Song Xiao wiped his hair and climbed onto the bed.In the past year, Yu Tang has been very gentle in bed, and he has never done it to the end, which made him gradually let go of his guard.

"It's not very good." Yu Tang leaned against the bedside to read a book, with a serious expression on his face.The complex family in the country of America gave him the illusion of going back to the palace when he was a child. To bring Song Xiao there, he had to be fully prepared.

Saying this, Yu Tang reached for the internal line at the head of the bed and called his younger brother's room.The nanny answered the call, saying that the second young master had already fallen asleep.

"Tell him not to go out tomorrow morning, and wait for me in the living room." Yu Tang said so, and hung up the phone.

"He doesn't want to admit it, so why bother to force him?" Song Xiao smiled. As an emperor who had passed away in a brilliant life, he suddenly turned into a baby, wearing crotch pants in front of his brother, and no one wanted to admit that he had a memory.

Yu Tang raised his eyes and looked at Song Xiao without saying a word.After a moment of silence, he put the book in Song Xiao's hand, and Yu Tang clicked on the passage: "Read."

"Ah?" Song Xiao blinked and looked down at the book.

He is very familiar with this book, that is "Xiao Tang under the Moon", it is just the thicker one in Yu Tang's study, and there are some things in it that he has never seen in published books.The passage that Yu Tang asked him to read was the monologue in the book when Empress Duanhui killed herself.

"What, do you want to violate the contract?" Yu Tang relaxed and leaned against the head of the bed, looking at him coldly, "Article 87, Party A has the right to let Party B read memorials and books, Party B shall not disobey, and at the same time provide massage services."

"Love Guide" said that the time of graduation is the best time to sublimate your relationship. You can read a romance novel or something to force your lover to express your love.

Song Xiao twitched the corners of his mouth, and began to read bravely: "I have fallen in love with you since I first met at the age of 17. Every day I look at you in the court hall, this heart sinks a little bit, and now, I can't extricate myself. Marrying you is the happiest thing in my life. But you just left, how could you leave me alone..."

Song Xiao's face was red when he read it, how could he say such straightforward words?

Yu Tang shook his feet happily, while being satisfied with what he heard, he felt sad at the same time. How could it be possible for his number one scholar to like him at the age of 17?Even until he forcibly married someone into the palace, Song Xiao didn't necessarily like him very much.

"Jintang, wait for me on the Naihe Bridge, go up to Qiongbi and down to Huangquan, I will definitely find you, I never told you... I, I like you, I like you very much..." Song Xiao closed the book, and the whole His face was already flushed.

Yu Tang looked at him, slowly raised his hand to bring the book over, and sneered, "This book is really ridiculous."

Song Xiao looked up at him, Yu Tang who was clearly smiling, but his eyes were full of sadness, and suddenly understood the reason why Yu Tang insisted on forcing his younger brother to speak.She smiled lightly: "Yeah, that's ridiculous, how could I wipe my neck just because I like you."

"Enough!" Yu Tang yelled, he knew this answer was cruel, but in his heart he always hoped that his younger brother would tell him something different, but Song Xiao wanted to tear the bloody truth apart.

Song Xiao looked at him, feeling sad too, but still said indifferently: "I'm not sad at all when you died...I don't plan to live anyway..."

Yu Tang's eyes were red at first, but the sadness in his eyes turned to madness, and when he heard the last sentence, he suddenly froze.

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Yutang: You can do shameful things when your parents are not at home

Brother: What shameful thing?

Yutang: Let the queen read the confession to me!

Brother: (points wax)