Stop Bothering Me, Emperor

The history teacher was obviously very interested in this period of Dayu's history. There were only two pages in the textbook about Jing Hong's prosperity, and she gave him three lectures in a daze.

The first class talked about the great achievements of Emperor Jingyuan, the second class talked about the historical contribution of Empress Duanhui, and the third class only mentioned the textbook and then went to another place.

"Empress Duanhui, formerly known as Song Xiao, courtesy name Junzhu..." The history teacher recited "The Biography of Empress Duanhui" in a rhythmic tone, but a burst of laughter burst out in the classroom.

When everyone heard the name "Song Xiao", they all looked at Song Xiao who was next to the monitor.Song Xiao stared at the textbook without changing his face, without saying a word.

The history teacher adjusted his glasses, and then remembered that there was also a student named Song Xiao in this class: "Okay, be quiet." Immersed in his favorite story, the history teacher didn't allow anyone to disturb him, and continued to teach.

"This number one scholar in the Song Dynasty was able to read at the age of three, write poems at the age of five, took part in the Tongsheng Examination at the age of ten, and passed all the way. At the age of 17, he entered the Beijing General Examination and was admitted to the No. [-] Scholar. If he hadn't become a queen, he could have become a famous official of the next generation. "The history teacher said with emotion. Many people in the history circle studied Empress Duanhui and found that this person had made a lot of achievements in the officialdom in the past few years, and some of the books he wrote were also particularly insightful.

"It's like hanging up!" Qian Jiahui couldn't help but say something, and everyone started laughing again.

History is like this, and sometimes it is even more exaggerated than people's random fabrications, that is, someone who can win the first prize at the age of 17 can make the emperor of the ages fascinated, and marry regardless of the family law of the ancestors.

The history teacher brought his own collection of historical materials and showed them on the multimedia teaching tools in the class: "Everyone must be very curious, how beautiful is this servant who can make Emperor Jing Yuan marry into the palace regardless of everything. Today I will show you have a look."

The lights of the projector flickered slightly, and a meticulous painting appeared on the large white curtain.This is a portrait collected in the National Museum. The paper and brushwork can be seen to be thousands of years ago.

The person in the painting is wearing a snow-white robe with wide sleeves, standing beside a bamboo forest, holding a book in his hand.The figure is tall and straight, not inferior to the surrounding bamboos.Seeming to find out who was looking at him, he raised his eyes slightly, looked in the direction of the painter, and showed a faint smile.

"Oh my God..." The girls in the class gasped in a low voice. They never knew that a fine brushwork ink painting could draw people so beautifully. The clear and flawless handsomeness, the unparalleled temperament of a gentleman, even the artist could hardly understand. The suppressed love poured out through the yellowed paper.

"I want to travel back in time, there are so many beautiful men in ancient times, ahhh!" Sister Hua couldn't help but sigh.

"If I were the emperor, I wouldn't be willing to let such a beautiful person be a servant of the household department, then I must be kidnapped!" A boy in the class joked, attracting the attention of the people around him.

"This picture was dug up by tomb robbers in Emperor Jingyuan's Yu Zhaoling. The one unearthed with it is the one printed in our textbook, the portrait of Emperor Jingyuan." The history teacher said, releasing the full version of the portrait of Emperor Jingyuan.

The emperor inside was dressed in bright yellow and black court clothes, and wore a crown of twelve pearls on his head. His face was so handsome that it was almost dazzling, and his deep eyes were full of the wisdom and majesty of an emperor.

"This is too different from other emperors." The students turned to their history textbooks one after another to compare. The bearded and fat emperor who looked exactly the same for three consecutive dynasties, and the dark-faced founding emperor with a pig's kidney face, had a shriveled face. The successive emperors of the Dazhuo Dynasty, and then look at the blindingly handsome Emperor Jing Yuan in the picture, this is not scientific at all!

The history teacher smiled triumphantly: "The reason why Emperor Jing Yuan looks different from other emperors is because this painting was drawn by Empress Duanhui herself."

And the picture of a gentleman standing beside a bamboo grove was made by Emperor Jing Yuan, and the emperor's private seal was stamped on it.

"This is the advantage of marrying a male queen," the history teacher raised his chin. "Yes, I can help to approve memorials and portraits, take care of the court, and teach the prince." In ancient times, women did not read much, and even if the queen was a talented woman, history books would not A portrait of the emperor painted by a woman was used, because it was contaminated with makeup.

Song Xiao is different, this painting was painted when he was still serving as the servant of the household department, so it can naturally be recognized by history.

"Teacher, there is another benefit." Someone raised his hand.

"What?" the history teacher asked with a smile.

"The male queen doesn't have menstruation, so she can sit in bed every day!" a boy said loudly.

Teenage boys are particularly interested in some physiological knowledge, and hang menstruation and sanitary napkins on their lips every day.Even if he is surrounded and beaten by girls, he will not change his nature.

The whole class roared with laughter, Song Xiao's face suddenly turned red.

Liu Lu, who was sitting in front of Song Xiao, looked back at Song Xiao, then at Yu Tang who was woken up by everyone and was impatient, and said in a low voice: "The person in the painting looks similar to the monitor and Song Xiao. ..."

As soon as this remark came out, the Special Team [-] was silent for a moment, and then the pot exploded.

The history teacher was also attracted to the attention, so he took a closer look at the faces of the two of them and was stunned.

"Emperor Jing Yuan's name is Yu Jintang, which is similar to the monitor's name!"

"My God, they are not the reincarnation of the emperor and empress!"

"so amazing!"

"Quiet!" Yu Tang sat up straight suddenly, yelled loudly, and waited for everyone to shut up before saying coldly, "Zhang Yifan, Liu An, stand up!"

Zhang Yifan was the one who was talking about menstruation just now, and Liu An was the guy who was talking about dragging the servant to bed.The two boys still wanted to defend themselves, but Dugu An had already got up, grabbed his collar, and dragged them out one by one.

Song Xiao suddenly had an illusion that the two of them were going to be dragged out and beheaded.

Because the two troublemakers were "dragged out and beheaded", the others became honest, and the history teacher who was carried away talking came back to his senses. He was agitated for a while and didn't control the discipline in the class. He was finished when the principal saw him.He glanced at Yu Tang appreciatively, and frowned in confusion. This child really looks like His Majesty the Emperor.

In the evening, a post appeared on the "Xiao Tangyue" forum.

[I think I know who the queen-like person was last time, and I also found the reincarnated emperor along the way. ][Original] Li Li Li Mao: In class today, we were talking about Jing Hong's prosperous age, oh, I suddenly discovered that there is a boy in our class who looks like Her Highness the Queen, a white and tender young man with green onions.And more importantly, his deskmate is as old as His Majesty the Emperor!have to!also!good!picture!Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the owner has died...

The most handsome panda in the universe: Lu Zhu, don't die, tell me which school they are in?

Spicy Rabbit Head Xiao Qingqing: No picture, no truth, the host will submit the picture before he dies [Original] Li Li Li Mao: As a teacher, how can I explode the photos of my students!Mouth!

Huang Ye Wan'e: I have already made up an [-]-character little yellow text about loving you again after traveling through the millennium

Spicy Rabbit Head Xiao Qingqing: Upstairs, you are stupid, the goose is not the real self. The whole post turned into all kinds of people asking for pictures, texts and meat. The poster silently disappeared because everyone surrounded him for pictures.

Yu Tang brushed from head to tail, touched his chin, opened the penguin chat tool, and poked a yellow bird's head.

Xiaoxiao Ai Tangtang: Daddy, go read the posts on the forum, don't you think about writing a sequel?

Huang Ye Wanhe: Yo~ I'll go take a look!Tangtanghao, are you still asleep?

Xiaoxiao loves Tangtang: It's time for me to go to bed, 88

Huang Ye Wanhe: ...

His Majesty the Emperor closed the computer expressionlessly, and received a text message from Big Fish Capital on his mobile phone, telling him that the first funds for Xinghai Entertainment had been received.

When Song Xiao came out of the bathroom, he saw Yu Tang sitting on the high chair with a serious face, holding a Coke with ice in one hand, and lighting a thick contract with the other.

"What is this?" Song Xiao looked over with his wet head.

Yu Tang glanced at him in distaste, grabbed the towel and rubbed it on his head, his short hair dried immediately, but the roots stood up after being rubbed, which looked a bit Gothic.

Song Xiao raised his hand to stroke his hair, and poured himself a Coke.

"The money from Xinghai Entertainment has arrived," Yu Tang showed him the text message, then handed him a pen, "Let's sign."

"Ah?" Song Xiao held the pen blankly, looked at Yu Tang with a serious face, and then looked at the contract on the table. The title was written in three big characters "Deed of Sale".

Party A is Yu Tang, and Party B is Song Xiao.It's really what Yu Tang said before, the contractual lover's agreement, but... even in the novel, it wouldn't list these things, would it?

Clause 7, Party B must guarantee that after adulthood, it will not be less than three times a week, if it is less than three times in a certain week, it will be made up in the next week, and it will be liquidated at the end of the month.If it cannot be completed at the end of the month, it will be doubled in the next month.

……

Article 23: Party B shall not close the door when taking a shower, and shall ensure that Party A can enter the bathroom at any time. If Party B does not cooperate, Party A reserves the right to break into the bathroom...

Song Xiao looked at the above items one by one, and even wrote down the minutiae of "you must sleep on Party A's chest and not stay away from it" and "massage Party A before going to bed", the most outrageous thing is the last one.

Article 98: After the contract is terminated, if Party B is pregnant, she is not allowed to run with the ball and must return to Party A to marry her!

Song Xiao looked at the cold-looking Emperor His Majesty with black lines all over his head: "Party B is a man, how could he be pregnant?"

"Just in case, it's like the explanation of force majeure in a contract, it has to be written clearly." Yu Tang raised his chin, signaling him to sign without fuss.

The so-called force majeure is written in all contracts, and generally indicates that the contract is automatically terminated in the event of natural disasters, wars and other force majeure factors.And this contract states: in the event of force majeure, such as floods, fires, earthquakes, wars, etc., the contract is still valid.

This is too overbearing!

Song Xiao protested dissatisfiedly, but was ruthlessly suppressed by the emperor, forcing him to sign this unequal treaty.

Seeing Song Xiao write the word "Song Xiao" on the last page of the contract, His Majesty the Emperor was very satisfied that Party A wrote the two names "Yu Tang, Yu Jintang".In case he went back one day, Song Xiao would not admit it.

Song Xiao naturally understood what this guy meant, and couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth. Before he could put away the contract, Yu Tang caught him on the bed and massaged him.

As a scholar, Song Xiao didn't know much about massage, so he just sat next to the emperor and stretched out his hand to squeeze it casually.The young man's thin and smooth muscles feel good to the touch.Feeling a little parched, Song Xiao's ears turned red, and he slowly withdrew his hand, offending the emperor's dragon body is a serious crime.

"We're going to be divided into subjects soon, do you want to learn something?" Yu Tang stretched his limbs, grabbed the lazy child bride-in-law, and hugged her.

"Let's study literature. I'm not good at science. Only by studying literature can I hope to be the champion." Song Xiao thought seriously.

Yu Tang frowned: "Then I'm going to study literature too." The subjects will be divided into classes, and if he studies theory, he will be separated from Song Xiao.

Song Xiao looked up at him, and frowned: "Your Majesty, you can't joke about your future."

"I'm not joking." Yu Tang said seriously.

Song Xiao sat up and looked at him with a frown.The emperor in this life is not a prince or grandson. If he doesn't have to worry about his life, he will not work as hard as he did in the previous life.

Thinking about the great emperor in the history books, Song Xiao couldn't help but scold him after looking at the guy in front of him who didn't study well: "My minister said bluntly, the emperor's current family is not simpler than the previous royal family. Has the matter been resolved? So many uncles are watching, if you don’t work hard and just want to play, can you protect Princess Anyuan? Can you protect Lin’er?”

It was meant to be a joke, but suddenly he was scolded by his wife. His Majesty the Emperor smacked his lips and muttered, "I...understand." The courtiers remonstrated that the Emperor cannot be angry, let alone this is his own empress.

After Song Xiao finished speaking, he glared at him, turned around angrily and lay down.Not long after, a warm body came over.

"I might go to the United States for college, and you have to follow me when the time comes." Yu Tang rested his chin on top of Song Xiao's head, and said lazily.

go abroad?Song Xiao froze for a moment, Yu Tang also mentioned it before, and told him the benefits of studying abroad.However, going abroad costs a lot of money.It is said that the annual tuition fee is very expensive, and the price of goods there is high, so it costs a lot of money to eat and live.The family's theater troupe was about to collapse, and his father owed so much debt to Yu Tang's family. How could he have the money for him to study abroad?

Song Xiao sighed silently, and quietly took the hand on his waist.

But Yu Tang thought he agreed, took a deep breath in satisfaction, hugged his child bride-in-law in his arms, and decided to study science with peace of mind.

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Pastor Xiao An: Mr. Yu, from now on, no matter whether you are poor or rich, are you willing to take care of him and love him?

Yutang: I would

Pastor Xiao An: Mr. Song, from now on, no matter whether you are rich or poor, you are willing to love him, and open the bathroom and legs for him. forever?

Xiaoxiao: ... who wrote the oath

Yutang: Just say you want it, don’t worry about it

Xiaoxiao: ...