Stop Bothering Me, Emperor

Song Xiao glanced at the emperor, and took his papers to read together.The emperor's English is full marks, and geography is also full marks!It is expected that he is not good at science, but who knows that his math, physics and chemistry are almost the same as Dugu An's, they are both top-notch scores!Looking at these few subjects alone, Yu Tang should be at the top of his grade.

It never occurred to him that Yu Tang failed in politics and history, especially in politics, with only seven points. The teacher gave two points more because the handwriting was too beautiful.

Song Xiao frowned. It never occurred to him that Yu Tang was not good at these two subjects. It would be fine if he was lazy and didn't want to write the paper, but it was still full.Picking up the history paper, there are big red crosses all over the paper, and from the handwriting that almost scratched the paper, you can clearly feel the teacher's anger.

Q: What is the significance of building the Silk Road?

Answer: It is convenient for the emperor to conquer the Persian barbarians, show the national prestige, and wait for the coming of all parties.In the process of road construction, take the opportunity to conquer small countries along the way.However, the emperor at that time was a softie, and he did not annex those countries, allowing some small countries to develop and raising tigers.

Question: The historical background behind Meng Jiangnu's crying on the Great Wall is embarrassing. Tell me about your views on the emperor's proposal to build the Great Wall.

Answer: At that time, it was inconvenient to travel and horses. Meng Jiangnv had to travel so far to find her husband. Her family was bankrupt, and her husband died. She was empty of money and people. Of course she had to cry bitterly. What does this have to do with the emperor?Since ancient times, every large-scale construction has cost the people and money, but it has to be said that this emperor is a visionary.

After reading a few history questions, Song Xiao twitched the corners of his mouth. He didn't need to read politics anymore, and he knew what Yu Tang wrote.

Thirteen points in history and seven points in politics. These two subjects alone are [-] points lower than others, and Dugu An's English is terrible. Adding up the three subjects, the poor An Wei became the bottom of the grade.

"Political history, it doesn't take much effort to memorize it..." Song Xiao looked at the row of checkmarks on the emperor's science paper, and thought it was amazing. This guy didn't attend lectures or do homework, how did he learn it?

"This is all for the people to learn to obey the people. What I learned is the way of governing the country. They don't understand." Yu Tang snorted.

"If you want to express your point of view, just say it openly. What are you going to do with An Yi in the end?" Song Xiao raised his eyes and stared at him. As the king of a country, how could he cheat in the examination room!

Yu Tang choked for a moment, and felt a little guilty when he saw his queen's questioning eyes, and turned his head to ask Dugu An viciously: "Why did you change the test paper, Dugu An, tell me."

The loyal hidden guard was helping the emperor with his political homework. Hearing this, he looked up, a little dazed, and honestly replied: "It would be embarrassing if your grades are not as good as your wife's." These were the words of His Majesty the Emperor.

Yu Tang: "..."

Song Xiao: "..."

Since Song Xiao discovered that Yu Tang's mathematics, physics and chemistry are actually very good, he saved the time to ask the teacher, and asked Yu Tang if he had any questions.Yu Tang knew where his comprehension was as an ancient person, and he was more targeted than the teacher when he talked about the topics, which led to Song Xiao's rapid progress in science.

"Why does going upstairs count as work, but walking on level ground doesn't count?" Song Xiao asked Yu Tang lying on the bed, holding the physics exercise booklet.

Yu Tang turned his head and glanced at him, his eyes turned around on the sunken waist and the delicate butt, and said solemnly: "It's like you are sleeping, you have to move up and down when you go in, and you only need to hug your body when you go in." It's no use walking two miles."

"Oh..." Song Xiao responded, lowered his head to read, but his ears were completely red.

Teacher Yu is reliable most of the time, but sometimes he will talk nonsense for public benefit.

The second half of the semester went relatively smoothly, the two of them stayed in the school, separated from the turmoil outside, Song Xiao didn't care about the entertainment company anymore, only Yu Tang paid attention occasionally.

Zhuo Jingjing finally left Xinghai Entertainment, Da Ri Media only paid the general liquidated damages, and she paid half of it herself, basically spending all her savings.On the day of the big day, they let her rest for half a year on the grounds that her current reputation is too bad. They will pay her a basic salary every month after the turmoil has passed.

This matter was revealed in this way, Xinghai Entertainment made a lot of money for the low-budget movie because of this vigorous hype.But this is all an addition, the most important thing is "Mystery" at the end of the year.

This blockbuster has been widely publicized since two months ago, claiming that it surpasses Hollywood blockbusters in the United States, and it is a rare masterpiece that combines history, humanities, fantasy, and love.

Huaguo's movies have just caught up with the international standards, and people admire this kind of blockbuster. What's more, this movie has gathered many big names, actor and actress, popular niche, and veteran big names. The fans of these people alone can contribute without burning the box office.Therefore, Song Zicheng is full of confidence in this project.

The final exam is over, and it happens to be the release date of "Mystery". As a couple in love, the emperor and the queen also go to catch up with the fashion and watch blockbuster movies.

Yu Tang received a large amount of pocket money because of the bonus from Da Ri Media, so he lavishly raised the salary of the dark guard.The dark guard, who was also rich, bought medium-sized popcorn for the emperor and the queen, and bought a big bucket for himself, and sat behind the two of them eating and guarding.

It's winter vacation, and the movie has just been released, and the screening hall is full of people.

"Sorry." A young couple came late and wanted to pass the message in front of everyone. The boy pulled his girlfriend to walk ahead, and the girl bowed her head and apologized all the way.The two of them were sitting next to Song Xiao. Because the boy sat down suddenly, his girlfriend was taken sideways, and one of them fell on Song Xiao before he could stand still.

"Be careful." Song Xiao stretched out his hand and helped the girl.

"Thank you!" The girl turned her head to thank her, and when she saw Song Xiao's face, she was stunned for a moment, and her face turned red instantly.Before the show started, the lights in the projection hall were bright, and the gentle voice of the movements, coupled with the clear and flawless young face, really made people unable to take their eyes off it.

Chasing her boyfriend to the side, the girl happily sat down next to Song Xiao: "I look familiar to you, have you seen it somewhere?"

Song Xiao looked at the girl and shook his head.

As soon as he finished speaking, the surrounding lights went dark, and accompanied by a familiar voice, the opening sign appeared on the big screen.

Song Xiao turned his head and wanted to take a sip of Coke, but Yu Tang grabbed his hand and pulled him over with force. Before he could react, the two had switched positions.Yu Tang stuffed his Coke straw into Song Xiao's Coke cup with a blank expression, and took a sip.

Song Xiao blinked, seeing that the neighbor next to him was replaced by an aunt in her 40s, and couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.

At the beginning of the movie, there are grand scenes, cliffs, waterfalls and springs, where a group of people hold mysterious and ancient rituals.

The male protagonist was originally a sacrificial offering, but was sent to the palace after several twists and turns, and the palace was facing a rebellion.

The scene is luxurious and magnificent, and the soundtrack is extremely gorgeous, but the plot is very inexplicable.It means that the male lead shows off his peerless genius, the female lead shows off her peerless beauty, and the villain does bad things for no reason, generally just beating and killing, and there are some plots that are not suitable for children.

Song Xiao frowned as he watched, trying to figure out the logic of the movie, but Yu Tang, who was waiting for his wife to fall asleep in his arms, fell asleep first.

His shoulders sank, and Song Xiao, who was watching seriously, turned his head, and his chin touched a warm and hairy head. He couldn't help smiling, and moved the Coke cup between the two to his side, and removed the cup between the two. Flying armrests, so that the emperor can lean more comfortably.

At the end of the movie, the girl next to her woke up in her boyfriend's arms, and saw that the handsome guy next to her had changed. She couldn't see her face clearly because her face was buried in that handsome guy's neck.

The girl opened her mouth wide, and took a quick photo the moment she stood up. Because of the angle, seeing Yu Tang's face made her even more excited.

"Let's go." Her boyfriend pulled her out from the other side, and the girl was still turning around every step of the way.

"God, did you see that? Those are two handsome guys, oh!" The girl pinched her boyfriend's arm excitedly.

"I didn't see it." The boyfriend was a little upset that his girlfriend was out on a date, and she was patronizing to see other boys.

"Oh, oh, but the tall one looks more aggressive! But it's so unscientific!" The girl looked confused and posted the photo on a small forum.

[Meet a pair of handsome guys at the movie theater today, they are so handsome! 】As shown in the picture, a boy wearing a white shirt with a black slim-fitting sweater is leaning against a boy wearing an off-white fur vest. Both of them can only see a profile.

Super Rotten Panda: Oh my god, this is the first time I have seen such a perfect profile in more than ten years!

Spicy Rabbit Head Xiaoqingqing: Stewed, please be positive, please video, please please!

Yellow Wild Goose: Copper Ball

Super Rotten Panda: What happened to the ID upstairs?Could it be the real body?

Huang Yewan Goose: Quack quack, let's talk after seeing clearly.

This is a forum for rotten girls called "Xiaotangyue", and there are basically fans of the book "Xiaotang under the Moon".

Host: Aww, I’m the host, and I just remembered that the boy in the woolen vest looks like the portrait of the queen in history!

The excited landlord opened a building again [surprised that the empress was reincarnated, but this life was reversed].

"Nonsense!" Yu Tang was browsing the forum at home, and when he saw this building, he was immediately unhappy, and raised his hand to reply.

Xiaoxiao Ai Tangtang: Landlord, look clearly, the one who wears the black sweater is the gong!

Spicy Rabbit Head Xiao Qingqing: Agree upstairs, this is clearly clinging and pampering!

His Majesty the Emperor dropped his mouse at home, what is sticky attack?I am so domineering, it is obvious that the queen is more clingy to me!Angrily picked up the phone and called Song Xiao.

"Are you home? Didn't you say you'll call me when you get home?" Yu Tang said unhappily.

"But..." Song Xiao, who was doing homework for the winter vacation for two, looked blank, "Didn't you send me upstairs later?" After watching him enter the door, how can he call to report his safety?

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Yutang: The queen is clingy at all, so she won't ask me if I'm home?

Xiao An: Your Majesty, you are using a landline

Yutang: ... so many words, wages deducted

Xiao An: o(>﹏<)o