Stop Bothering Me, Emperor

With the warm breath of mint, sprayed on the ears, Song Xiao's body froze and moved uncomfortably.

Fortunately, Yu Tang didn't bother, he let go after a hug, leaned on the pillow with his usual face, picked up his own book, and looked at it like he was reading a memorial, as if he wasn't the one who molested people just now.

Song Xiao peeked at him, then slowly moved to the head of the bed, leaning on the pillow as well.

The big pillow on Yu Tang's bed was probably specially made for him to read at night. It is very comfortable and can perfectly support the waist and spine, so he won't get tired after reading for a long time.

The author, Huang Ye Wanhe, is quite careful. In many places, it can be seen that he has carefully checked the information. The words written may be half-literal and half-white to improve the style.But for an ancient person like Song Xiao, it's a little funny, and the words used in many places are inappropriate.To use the catchphrase he just learned, it probably means "pretending to be too aggressive".

Fortunately, however, the story is more exciting.

The handsome prince met a drunk young champion at the Luming Banquet, and was attracted by that gorgeous face, so he took the initiative to ask Ying to send the young champion home without a servant.On the carriage home, I couldn't help but put my hand into the bright red champion uniform...

Song Xiao blushed when he saw this passage, and closed the book with a "click".

"What?" Yu Tang, who had been watching him from the corner of his eye, pretended to be disturbed by him, and turned to ask him.

"This is so well written." Song Xiao coughed dryly.

"Where are you talking?" Yu Tang raised his hand, ready to take it over to have a look, but Song Xiao dodged it.

Yu Tang didn't grab it, and he didn't insist. He turned his head and continued to read his book. When Song Xiao sneakily opened it again, he pressed it down.

"The fingertips with thin calluses were grinding at a certain point below the neck, and Song Xiao, who closed his eyes, let out an unbearable..."

Song Xiao's ears turned red in an instant. He felt ashamed when he saw it, but Yu Tang also saw it: "Isn't this just nonsense? I just said a word to you at the Lu Ming Banquet!" He answered all the questions correctly, and he was not fined at all. How could he be drunk?

"Huh?" Yu Tang squinted, looking into the collar of Song Xiao's loose pajamas, "Does the queen feel sorry?"

"No!" Song Xiao wanted to snatch the book, he didn't plan to read this book, he might not know what would happen later.Yu Tang lifted the book one step ahead of him, and the two grabbed the book on the narrow bed.

Song Xiao propped up his upper body with his hands, sprang up suddenly, and snatched the book. Just as he was triumphant, he found that he had no support point, fell and collided with Yu Tang, and the two of them fell on the pillow at the same time. Roll into a ball.

Yu Tang took advantage of the situation and pulled him into his arms, turned over nimbly, and pressed him under him.

"Hmm..." When Song Xiao realized it, he was firmly restrained, and the book in his hand flew to nowhere.

The young man's body couldn't help being teased, Yu Tang's breathing became obviously heavy, and he approached slowly, the scorching breath sprayed on his neck, dyeing the surrounding skin pink.

"Jun Zhu..." Yu Tang called him softly, and slowly approached him.

"Oh, no!" Song Xiao hurriedly pressed the shoulder of the person on him, and pushed the person away, a trace of panic flashed in his eyes.

"What's wrong?" Yu Tang frowned slightly.

"It's written in the school rules that minors are not allowed to fall in love early!" Song Xiao opened his eyes wide, and said quite seriously, he memorized the blue school rules. About puppy love, the following is a detailed explanation, puppy love behavior Including kissing, sex, etc.

Yu Tang pursed his thin lips in a straight line, his face turned dark.

Song Xiao sat up and pulled the ripped clothes awkwardly: "I'm going to sleep." Just as he was about to get out of bed, a pair of arms came from behind and hugged him tightly.

Yu Tang buried his face on Song Xiao's shoulder, took a deep breath, stayed silent for a while, dragged him to lie down, and raised his hand to turn off the bedside lamp.

"Emperor, Your Majesty..." Song Xiao squeezed the hand that was holding him.

"Sleep!" Yu Tang said viciously.

The room fell into silence, Song Xiao moved, changed into a comfortable position, relaxed his hands and feet after a while, and fell asleep peacefully.

Yu Tang pressed her face against the back of his neck, and after a long time, sighed slowly.

In the previous life, Song Xiao didn't like to serve the bed. Although he didn't reject his closeness, he would find reasons to avoid him as soon as he got into bed.They have been married for one year, and the number of times they have done it to the end can be counted on one's fingers.

So, I still don't like him...

The next day, the two of them washed up and went to class as usual as if nothing had happened.With the beauty in his arms, Yu Tang couldn't remember it, and couldn't help but feel even more annoyed by the annoying rooster crowing.

"Get up at five o'clock, do you think I'm a chicken?" Yu Tang got up unhappy when his arms were empty.

Song Xiao rubbed his sleepy eyes: "Get up quickly, I'll be late."

Yu Tang is a guy who likes to work at night and work late in the morning.At that time, Emperor Xian went to court before dawn, but when he came to Emperor Jingyuan, he ordered that he go to court at sunrise.

Candidates for several ministers of the student union were basically finalized, and Yu Tang picked a sophomore boy who was running for president with him to be the vice president.At breakfast, the two met in the dining room and sat down to eat and talk together.

"There is no problem with the choice of the head minister. I think they can choose the deputy head." The name of the vice president is Wang Yuechen. He took out a list in his pocket with several names on it.

Most of them are sophomores. After all, to manage a department, it would be better to let seniors and sisters come in, but I am worried that the president will not agree.

Yu Tang took a soup dumpling for Song Xiao, without even looking at the list: "What departments are usually set up by the student union?"

"Usually there should be a Department of Literature and Art, a Department of Study, a Department of Sports, a Department of Propaganda, a Department of Health, and a Department of Discipline. Our school always has foreign exchanges, so we also need an International Department." Wang Yuechen is familiar with these "Well," said Yu Tang In response, he slowly drank the porridge in the bowl, "Change the name."

"Ah? Change it to what?" Wang Yuechen was a little taken aback. He thought the chairman would give advice on staffing, but he didn't expect to focus on the department name.

"Change it to the six departments in ancient times. Officials, households, workers, soldiers, and soldiers are punished. The International Department should be called Honghu Temple." Yu Tang said casually.

"Pfft——" Wang Yuechen almost spit out the mouthful of porridge he just drank, coughed for a long time, wiped his mouth with a tablecloth, "President, are you playing role-playing?" Nonsense.

Teenagers always have a strange concept, that is, they feel that they are a grade higher than others, and they look a lot older, so Wang Yuechen is a little worried about this junior president.

Yu Tang ate the snacks on the plate slowly, wiped his mouth, and then raised his eyes to the vice president: "Be different."

Wang Yuechen felt that he was going to kneel down to this brother. There are six parts here, so what's the next step?Is the president also going to be changed to the emperor?

Song Xiao couldn't stand listening anymore, kicked Yu Tang under the table, and whispered, "Your Majesty, don't make trouble."

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

"School rules are cheating articles"

Fish pond: copy homework for me

Xiaoxiao: According to the school rules, copying homework is not allowed

Fish pond: let's go on a date

Xiaoxiao: According to the school rules, puppy love is not allowed

Fish Pond: Let's do what we love

Xiaoxiao: The school rules say that minors should refuse sex

Yutang: ...the government forces the people to rebel, and I am going to lead the Red Scarf Army to rise up!