Stop Bothering Me, Emperor

After lunch, Song Xiao felt sleepy in the back seat of the car and asked Yu Tang where he was going in the afternoon.

Yu Tang raised his eyes, and winked at Dugu in front of him.Duguan quickly lifted up the small book in his hand, and let the emperor take a look.

"Let's go to the movies." Yu Tang said without changing his face.

I went to the largest theater in the city center. The summer vacation has just passed, and many good-looking summer blockbuster movies have not yet been released, such as racing cars and mechs that boys love to watch.Facing a screen full of war science fiction blockbusters, Yu Tang firmly chose a trifling love movie called "I Love You, Why Don't You Love Me".

"Guide to Love" says that if you watch ghost movies, you can get a lover who curls up in your arms in horror, or if you watch boring romance movies, you can get a lover who dozes off and leans on your shoulders.

Dugu secretly went to buy soda and popcorn. While waiting, Yu Tang and Song Xiao were bored playing claw machines in the lobby.

"Hey, I caught it!" Song Xiao stared nervously at the iron claw, and was about to throw the stuffed bear out, but fell halfway with a thud.

"Excuse me, are you Master Pudding?" A girl who was playing with a claw machine next to her came over and asked mysteriously.

"What pudding boy?" Song Xiao turned to look at her, and met a pair of big eyes that started to shine in an instant.

"My God, my God, it looks even more handsome up close! My god!" The girl jumped up excitedly, and the two girls who came with her also came over.

"My lord, can we take a photo with you?"

"My lord, please sign me!"

Song Xiao was at a loss. To be honest, after coming here for so long, he still wasn't quite used to the enthusiasm of the girls here. It was really hard to bear.

"Crack!" One of the girls couldn't help picking up her phone to take a picture.

"Whoosh—" A black shadow flashed by. Dugu An, who was wearing a black short-sleeved T-shirt and a black baseball cap, held popcorn in one hand and a Coke in the other, and appeared in front of the camera in an instant. The photo was coded manually. .

"Really, why did you block it?" The girl who took the photo was very sorry, seeing the tall boy next to Song Xiao stretching out his arms to protect him, the two of them almost went to check the ticket with their chests on their backs.

etc!This picture...

"Ah—" The three girls looked at each other and became even more excited.

"Did you see the boy's face just now?"

"I saw it, I saw it, it's so handsome that it breaks through the sky!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

Probably because this romance movie was really boring, there were only three couples sitting in the entire screening hall, and the other two couples sat in the most remote corner, and they didn't know what they were doing.Only Yu Tang and Song Xiao sat in the golden viewing seats in the middle, watching the movie in a serious manner.

"I Love You, Why Don't You Love Me", as a three-vulgar movie, really lives up to its reputation.The plot is about a man with a successful career, who happens to meet the heroine who is new to the workplace and falls in love at first sight. However, the heroine doesn’t like him because of various misunderstandings. Heart-piercing for a while...

"Ouyang Tian, ​​I won't like you! Give up!" said the hostess with a determined face.

"You will regret it!" The tall male protagonist grabbed the female protagonist's chin and kissed her without any warning, and the kiss was loud.

Yu Tang frowned, only to realize that the "tsk tsk" sound was made by the couple in the back corner.

Dugu, who was sitting behind Yu Tang, gestured secretly, asking if he wanted to get rid of the man and woman who had interfered with the movie, and Yu Tang waved his hand, expressing that he forgave their abruptness.Then, looking at Song Xiao beside him, he found that Song Xiao didn't even look at the screen, but just ate popcorn with his head down.

"What's the matter?" Yu Tang was a little surprised, didn't this person still enjoy watching it just now?

"Don't look at evil." Song Xiao said seriously, and when the kissing scene in the movie passed, he raised his head again and continued to watch happily.In fact, he didn't care about what was going on in it, he just thought it was very interesting to show it on such a big screen.

"..." Yu Tang took a sip of Coke silently, waiting for the boring plot of the movie, until he was sleepy, and Song Xiao didn't even yawn.This is different from what is written in the book!

The movie theater is not far from Song Xiao's house, after watching the movie, it's almost time to go home.Yu Tang asked the driver to drive the car to the gate of the community first, and walked back slowly with Song Xiao.

On the way back, the two didn't speak much, and the afterglow of the setting sun stretched their shadows long.

Obviously walking at the speed of a walk, but soon arrived at the gate of the community, Song Xiao stopped: "Here we are, Chen... I'm going back."

Yu Tang was a little bit reluctant, but still nodded slightly with restraint and majesty on his face, indicating that Song Xiao could kneel down.

The driver wheezed and carried a large box of books over and threw them on the ground with a plop.

His Majesty's deep eyes lighted up imperceptibly, and he grabbed Song Xiao who was about to ask the security guard for help: "You can't move it by yourself, I'll send it up for you."

So, Yu Tang and Song Xiao walked in front hand in hand, the driver and the security guy carried the boxes in the back with a sad face, and Dugu secretly followed behind to watch the two workers, in case they did anything wrong.

After sending it upstairs, Song Xiao thanked the security guy, gave him a tip of 50 yuan, took the key to open the door, and the driver helped him push it into the hallway.

The room was quiet, only Song Zicheng was sitting on the sofa, smoking silently with two documents in his hand.One is for Song Xiao to help speak, and the other is for Xuezang Qiu Mingyan.These two plans have their pros and cons, at first he did not agree to let Song Xiao get involved, but this plan would help Xinghai's reputation, and thinking about how Song Zheng was crying pitifully today, he hesitated again.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, Song Zicheng raised his head and saw the boy beside Song Xiao at a glance.

Perhaps it was because Yu Tang was used to being an emperor in his previous life, and he was born with majesty and aura. Under such circumstances, people often saw him first.

Song Zicheng's pupils constricted suddenly, he had seen this boy before!Just three months ago, at the full moon banquet of the second young master of the Yu family!

"Father, I'm back," Song Xiao greeted his father, "This is my classmate, his name is Yu Tang."

"Hello, Uncle." Yu Tang said expressionlessly.

"Xiaoxiao's classmate, come in and sit down, stay for dinner tonight, Auntie Chen is out to buy seafood, and will cook shrimp tonight." Song Zicheng stood up and warmly called Yu Tang to come in and sit down for a while.

Yu Tang wanted to agree, and took the opportunity to have a good talk with the fifth-rank magistrate, when his cell phone rang.

I don't know what was said on the phone, Yu Tang hummed twice, then hung up, glanced at Song Xiao, "Mom urged me to go back to eat, next time I have a chance."

Song Zicheng agreed with a smile, got up and sent Yu Tang to the elevator.

"Are you on good terms with this classmate?" Song Zicheng asked Song Xiao who was sitting on the carpet sorting out new books.

"Well, he is my deskmate." Song Xiao picked up the "Overview of Legal Common Sense" and put it on the table, planning to read this tonight, and put the rest away first.

Song Zicheng's eyes flashed, he didn't expect his son to become good friends with the eldest young master of the Yu family.The Yu family is different from the upstarts like them. They are a century-old family, a real wealthy family.It is said that it rose up in the last years of the Dazhuo Dynasty, and later took advantage of the chaos to make a fortune in war. Later, the domestic situation was too chaotic, and the whole family moved to the United States, and did not come back until the situation stabilized.

The Yu family has all kinds of industries, and the hidden power is immeasurable. It is difficult to climb into such an aristocratic family without making money.Sure enough, the son is the most useful.

Song Zicheng resolutely gave up on the first plan, and let Song Xiao study quietly, and build a good relationship with the Yu family, which is better than anything else.Lovers can be found again, but there is only one son!

When Song Xiao carried all the books upstairs and came down to drink tea, Song Zicheng had already thought everything through.

"What is this?" Song Xiao saw the two documents on the table, and picked them up to read.

"Don't worry about these, study hard and get along with your classmate well."

Song Xiao frowned slightly. If he was just an ordinary 15-year-old boy, he might not be able to hear Song Zicheng's real purpose, but he wasn't. Of course he could tell that his father wanted him to cling to Yu Tang.Although he didn't know what Yu Tang's family did, he could tell when he entered the door that Song Zicheng knew who Yu Tang was.

He didn't like his father's appearance. He was like this in his previous life. He always wanted to cling to him instead of making progress. He was just a fifth-rank magistrate in the end. It was like this in this life.

Song Xiao clicked on the materials in his hand, and pointed to the clause "denying Song Zheng as an illegitimate daughter": "Song Zheng is your daughter after all, and a husband is a top-notch man, so the child support will still be paid as usual, but that woman is not allowed to enter the house. , otherwise you will be ridiculed by your peers."

Song Zicheng nodded approvingly: "I plan to change Song Zheng's surname, not Song."

Song Xiao raised his eyebrows, he didn't expect his father to be so decisive.

In the blink of an eye, it was Monday, and Song Xiao stayed at home all day on Sunday, reading, and finished his homework by the way, but Yu Tang didn't know what he was doing, and didn't write a single word of his homework.

"You write for me." Yu Tang pushed the homework over with a blank expression.

Song Xiao rubbed the forehead with twitching veins: "Your Majesty, there is no such thing as helping the Emperor with homework in the official performance assessment."

"It's in the marriage certificate." His Majesty the Emperor said confidently.

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"What was said on the phone"

Queen Mother: My son, how is the date?

Yutang: (satisfied) My father-in-law wants to keep me for dinner!

Queen Mother: Oops, not bad, but I can’t stay here, hurry back to the fish pond: What’s wrong?

Queen Mother: It looks like our family is rich. If you don’t owe that meal, the father-in-law will look at you high!

Yutang: High regards, mother!