Stop Bothering Me, Emperor

He took out a box of ointment, touched some of it, and felt it between the two strands.

"Ah... Your Majesty, you..." Song Xiao was stunned, and was pressed by the Emperor in a daze. Then, a slender finger inserted into his body, where no one had ever touched him before. He firmly resisted the intruder, the pain made him break out in a cold sweat.

"Junzhu, I like you, I only like you, I don't want any woman, I just want you!" Yu Jintang twitched his fingers while talking, and added another one when it softened.

"Hmm..." Song Xiao frowned uncomfortably, trying to push away the crazy emperor, "I'm a man, even if the emperor likes me, I can't marry him, ah... let me go... um..." The number of fingers has increased to three, and the twitching speed is getting faster and faster. Pain and some strange itching spread all over the body. The situation is too dangerous, and Yu Jintang must be stopped.

"I became emperor just to marry you!" Yu Jintang knelt on one knee on the soft couch and pulled his legs apart, "You can only be mine, mine." "Ah—" Much thicker than three fingers The hard object pierced in without warning, Song Xiao raised his neck in pain and let out a painful cry.His body seemed to be torn apart, and his eyes turned black from the pain.

The people on him moved regardless.

"Well...don't...it hurts..." Song Xiao was forced to burst into tears and pushed Yu Jintang hard.

Seeing the pale man in pain, Yu Jintang regained some reason, stopped, and kissed Song Xiao's forehead: "Jun Zhu, Jun Zhu, don't be afraid, I won't hurt you, it won't hurt in a while , don't be afraid..."

Song Xiao felt a little better under this gentle soothing, gasped for breath, waited for the sharp pain to subside, and looked up at Yu Jintang.The deep and beautiful eyes were full of pity and reluctance.The huge thing buried in the body, following the pulse, beat in the body one by one, and transmitted the heartbeat like a drum to him.

"Easy...lightly..." Song Xiao bit his lip slowly with a pale face.Knowing that today's matter can't be good, it's already like this, I just want to relieve some pain.

Yu Jintang leaned over and licked his bloodless lips, "I'm sorry..." Then he moved slowly.

Song Xiao closed his eyes and let him toss, a tear fell down the corner of his eye.

It hurts, it still hurts, it's not a place to have fun, just being stretched and rubbed repeatedly like this, Song Xiao gritted his teeth, unwilling to reveal the slightest weakness.But gradually, the pain in the body became less obvious, and the place where the two were connected gradually became hot, until Yu Jintang touched a certain place, the heat reached its peak, burst out in an instant, and turned into an unspeakable numbness.

"Hmm..." A sweet hum came overflowing from Xiao's mouth, with a trembling ending.

Yu Jintang smiled slightly, grabbed his waist, and started to move.

The crabapple flowers fell one after another, covering the beauty of the garden.

The next day, Yu Jintang summoned the important officials in the court to the imperial study.

"I have already decided on the candidate for the empress." Yu Jintang said casually while sitting on the dragon chair.

"I don't know which family's daughter it is?" The prime minister was very curious.

"It's not the daughter of any family," Yu Jintang smiled, "it's the minister of the court."

"Oh, the ministers of the court, I don't know where it is..." The prime minister continued to ask before he could react, but suddenly got stuck in the middle of the sentence, his eyes widened in horror, "The emperor just joked..."

"I'm not joking, I've made up my mind." Yu Jintang waved his hand.

"Your Majesty! Absolutely not!" Ding Guogong was the first to react, kneeling on the ground with a plop.

The prime minister also hurriedly knelt down, the courtiers were all men, and if the emperor wanted to make a courtier his queen, he wanted to marry a man.This is simply unheard of absurdity.

"Nowadays the Huns are invading the frontier, the court is in turmoil, and there are internal and external troubles. If the people find out that the emperor married a man, those rebellious officials and thieves will definitely take the opportunity to rebel!" The prime minister quickly analyzed the pros and cons. In the prosperous age, the current Dayu is in a precarious state, where is the time to mess around.

Yu Jintang was silent, now is indeed not the time, his sister is still suffering in Mobei.What's more, he has no accomplishments at present, if he marries Song Xiao, the country will be ruined and it will only bring Song Xiao eternal infamy.

"What the prime minister said is very true." Yu Jintang said slowly.Several important ministers looked at each other with relief in their eyes.

"There is no peace and prosperity, and marrying him will only bring him disasters. Since we need a prosperous age to marry a male queen, I will create a prosperous one!" Yu Jintang said with a firm expression, "Decree, I want to conquer myself!"

"Ah?" A few old officials were dumbfounded. After persuading them to marry a man, it was time for another imperial conquest!

Beating the Huns is different from marrying a man, it cannot be stopped.Yu Jintang had worked in the army for so many years, and it was easy to dispatch troops and generals, and he quickly prepared all the troops, horses, food and grass.Send a letter first, asking the Xiongnu Chanyu to agree to Princess An Yuanchang's return to Beijing.

The Xiongnu Shanyu resolutely refused, saying that this was a woman given to them by Dayu, and there was absolutely no reason to go back.

Yu Jintang was in a hurry, tore up the Xiongnu Shanyu's letter in public, and sent troops to Mobei.

Fighting needs food and grass, money and food are the responsibility of the household department, Song Xiao fell into a busy schedule.

After that day, he and Yu Jintang never met again, and with his official position, he couldn't go to the court either. He watched from afar the day the Emperor Yujia left the city in person.The man in the golden battle armor rode on a tall horse, heading towards the wind.

This battle lasted for nine months, from the northwest border to the royal court in Mobei.Yu Jintang put all his power into the country, and he was determined to beat the Huns so hard that they would never dare to offend again.

The treasury was empty, and Song Xiao found many gaps in the accounts, and found out that it was borrowed by some honorable families and ministers of the court, adding up to one million taels.This matter was too important for him to deal with, so he handed it over to the Minister of the Household Department.

The Minister of the Household Department was Yu Jintang's confidant, so he naturally put the state affairs first, and let the wind out, saying that the emperor knew about it and would return it within a time limit.

Emperor Qingyuan was confused, but Emperor Jingyuan was not, but because he had just ascended the throne, the family of Xungui was still watching.Everyone took out some money out of their hearts, but they couldn't think about it.

Hubu Shang wrote a memorial to the emperor on the battlefield, and Yu Jintang, who returned to the king's tent with a whole body of blood, smiled coldly, and wrote on the memorial with a red pen: "Those who pay less than [-]% of the money will send all the males above [-] to the family. When you go to the battlefield, you can pay off your debts by making meritorious deeds, and those who are less than [-]% will send more than [-] males in the family to the battlefield!"

When this instruction came back, the capital was in an uproar.Song Xiao was very worried, fearing that Xungui's house would riot.

But the strange thing is that no one rioted. Many members of the noble family paid back [-]% or [-]% of the money, and then sent their children to the battlefield.

Although Dayu had foreign aggression, the previous two emperors did not take the lead in the war, resulting in no meritorious service, and many families were ruined, so they could only rely on borrowing money from the treasury.If you have the opportunity to make meritorious service, you don't have to pay back the money, so why not do it.

Because of the presence of the emperor, the morale of the army was high, and they fought all the way to the royal court!

The yellow sand stretched all the way to the horizon. Yu Jintang got off his horse and walked over step by step.

In the yellow sand, there is a small tombstone, the male is the "Tomb of Princess Anyuan" carved by Yu Jinmiao's personal maid.After all, it was too late...

"Jin Miao, brother is here, don't be afraid..." Yu Jintang knelt on one knee in front of the small grave and said softly.

The soldiers behind couldn't help but have red eyes.

When he came back from victory, Emperor Jing Yuan was not happy at all, got very drunk in the palace, and stopped court for three days.

When Song Xiao found Yu Jintang, the young emperor was drinking in the imperial garden. On the long table, rice paper was spread, and an unfinished sacrificial speech was written on it.

The open road in the desert is built of bones, and the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River is thousands of miles away.

The elder brother built a road with bones, but the princess was buried in the desert forever. The rain of apricot blossoms in the south of the Yangtze River is just an empty dream.The last few words were soaked in water, and I fainted, I don't know if it was wine or tears.

Song Xiao didn't look at Yu Jintang, picked up his pen, and continued:

Changfeng thousands of miles to send sacrificial music,

My sister and go, my sister and go;

A glass of beer wine to heaven and earth,

Rest in peace my sister, rest in peace my sister.

Yu Jintang stood up unsteadily, watched Song Xiao write these few sentences, hugged him slowly from behind, and buried his face on his shoulder.

Originally planning not to entangle with the emperor anymore, seeing Yu Jintang like this, Song Xiao's heart softened, he turned around, hugged him, and gently patted his back.

"Jun Zhu, I'm late, Jin Miao is dead, oh..." Yu Jintang leaned in Song Xiao's arms, crying like a child.

Because Song Xiao played an important role in this event of raising money, the Minister of the Household Department played the role of the emperor, allowing Song Xiao to be promoted two ranks in a row.In the third year of Jingyuan, he successfully became the servant of the household department.

The servant of the household department, the official residence of the third rank, has to go to court every day.In the past two years, Emperor Jingyuan has worked hard to govern, and the whole court has taken on a new look. Everyone is full of energy, and the lives of the people have also been improved.

However, Emperor Jing Yuan still did not have a queen, let alone accept a concubine.

The queen mother was very anxious, and called Yu Jintang to question him. She was very sad for his obsession: "Well, let the servant of the household department come to see Ai's family."

Yu Jintang's face turned cold: "Mother, he doesn't know anything, so don't make things difficult for him."

"He is a courtier, what can the Ai family do to him?" The queen mother sighed, "We must let the Ai family know what kind of person makes my son think he is worthy of being a queen."

A few days later, Song Xiao was invited by the emperor to enjoy the flowers and go out for an outing. In the Chunyi Building by the lake, he met the Queen Mother.Song Xiao knelt on the ground, very uneasy.

"The Ai family knows about you and the emperor."

The queen mother took a sip of tea slowly, "What do you want, fame and fortune, or a wife and son?"

Song Xiao stared blankly at the Queen Mother, and after a while, kowtowed, "I know that I am not worthy to stand shoulder to shoulder with the emperor, but when it comes to fame and wealth, I believe that I can earn it by myself. I won the number one prize at the age of 17, and there is no one in the court." People know that the subject has an affair with the emperor, and it is all supported by the superiors, and the emperor has never intervened. Now, the subject has become the servant of the household department."

Neither humble nor overbearing, neither slow nor fast answers, made the queen mother's heartstrings shake.Take a closer look at the little servant who is kneeling in front of him, he is only in his early twenties, looks small, but his words are irrefutable.Indeed, there have been few servants in their twenties since ancient times. How could such an unborn genius need to share the bed with the emperor in exchange for an official position?

"Good boy, get up." The Empress Dowager suddenly softened her heart. As a subject, how could he resist the emperor? If he could not take this path, who would be willing to bear the eternal infamy?It would be crazy to sit on the Fengfeng couch instead of sitting in the position of a famous minister.

When Song Xiao returned home, he was still a little dazed.

The queen mother asked him if he would like to marry the emperor as his wife. If he didn't want to, he would be able to persuade Yu Jintang to give up.How did he answer?

"My subject, but according to the emperor's will." Song Xiao lost his last chance to escape just like that.

In the blink of an eye, it was winter again, and the sky was covered with heavy snow, covering the entire capital city in a vast expanse of whiteness.When the emperor wants to enjoy the snow at the Huxin Pavilion in the suburbs, Song Xiao must be with him.

Song Xiao stood on the Jiuqu Bridge, watching the heavy snow falling on the frozen lake.

When Yu Jintang arrived, he saw the man standing there in a daze, not wearing a cloak, no stove, but only a thin cotton robe, the little servant standing on the Jiuqu Bridge, his nose was red from the cold.

"Why are you standing here?" Emperor Jing Yuan walked over quickly, took off his black fox fur cloak and put it on for him. There was a charcoal stove burning in the lake pavilion, but this man stood outside blowing the cold wind.

"I'm used to standing on the bridge and thinking about things. I was absorbed in it for a while, and forgot to go in." The cloak with the emperor's body temperature was warm and comfortable, and it was very comfortable to cover the already stiff body. Song Xiao couldn't help but bend his eyes.

Song Xiao wrapped in a cloak, a small animal wrapped in fur, Yu Jintang endured and endured, and finally restrained the hand that was about to reach out to touch his face, turned around and walked into the lake pavilion first.

"What was Aiqing thinking just now?" Yu Jintang took off the jug that was warming on the charcoal stove, and poured a glass of wine for Song Xiao. Eunuch Cao, who was about to make a move, immediately withdrew his hand.

"I'm thinking... the lake ice melts, and pedestrians are in danger."

When the lake ice starts to melt, people walking on it will be in danger. This is actually talking about himself.The emperor's love, for a courtier, is like walking on ice, and when the matter is revealed, it will be lost forever.

The young emperor looked at the young servant silently for a moment, then slowly said: "It's okay, there is a bridge here."

Swinging back to the left and right, Yu Jintang patted the seat beside him and asked Song Xiao to sit over.

Song Xiao looked around, the pavilion was surrounded by thick cotton curtains, only the male side facing the lake was left to enjoy the snow, no one could see what was going on inside the pavilion.He sighed, got up, and sat beside Yu Jintang.

Yu Jintang hugged the man tightly in his arms, wrapped them together in a cloak, and quietly looked at the snowy scene outside: "Junzhu, I will never let you bear the eternal infamy of men, I will let you do it in a dignified way." I am Yu Jintang's queen. So don't worry about the thin ice on the lake, I will build a bridge for you."

In the winter of the fifth year of Jingyuan, the emperor issued an imperial decree, appointing Song Xiao, the minister of the household department, as the queen.

"Song's Xiaolang, with noble character, outstanding talent and good looks, can be worthy of the head of the harem, and be made a queen..."

Song Xiao knelt on the ground, listening to Eunuch Cao read out the imperial decree in a daze. Behind him, all the elders and children of the Song family all looked dull.I thought that my lord servant was going to be promoted again, but this is good, the official was promoted, and he was immediately promoted to the emperor's dragon bed!

"Empress, accept the order." Eunuch Cao said with a smile.

After Song Xiao was stunned, his eyes slowly filled with joy, he kowtowed, received the decree, and thanked him.

There was an uproar in the imperial court at once, and the censor grabbed the land with his head and begged the emperor to take back his order.

Yu Jintang just sat on the dragon chair indifferently, watching them cry and cry for the late emperor, father, mother, and great ancestor.After knocking out a censor, Emperor Jing Yuan saw them sitting up straight.

The ministers cheered up and waited for the emperor to compromise.Who knew, Yu Jintang just waved his hand, "Send it to Tai Hospital."

The guards stepped forward and picked up the fainted Master Yushi, and the hall fell into a dead silence.

"Go on, who else is coming up?"

Yu Jintang propped his forehead with one hand, looking like he was watching a play, and the ministers looked at each other in blank dismay.

"I want to marry Song Xiao. You say that there are internal and external troubles, and you can't be willful. Now that Beimo is peaceful, the treasury is full, and the court is clear, why don't you allow me to marry a wife?" Yu Jintang looked at everyone coldly, and he promised everything. After doing it, do these courtiers still want to go back on their word in front of the emperor?

The important minister of the three lords and three orphans lowered his head.In the past few years, the emperor has been busy with government affairs, day and night, and he doesn't even have a favored maid.Before Yu Jia's personal conquest, he was afraid that the country would lose the country by accident, so he directly appointed his younger brother Yu Jinlin as the emperor's younger brother.Now that the world is at peace and the crown prince already exists, they really have no reason to stop the emperor.

Everyone looked vaguely at Song Xiao who was standing in the corner of the hall. Song Xiao lowered his head from beginning to end, as if these had nothing to do with him.Yu Jintang said that the bridge would be built, so he waited in peace to get on the bridge.

It took more than half a year to go through the three books and six ceremonies. During this period, Song Xiao was still working in the household department, but Lord Shangshu didn't dare to order him at all.

The red carpet was spread from the palace gate to the main hall. Emperor Jing Yuan, who was always thrifty, was extravagant only during his wedding.Seeing Song Xiao, who was wearing a bright red wide-sleeved phoenix robe and a golden phoenix crown, walking towards him step by step, Yu Jintang felt that this was the happiest time in his life.

The emperor and empress get married for nine days.

The wedding day was so beautiful, in the early morning, Song Xiao woke up in the arms of the emperor, and before he woke up, he secretly kissed those beautiful eyes.When the slender eyelashes began to tremble, he immediately closed his eyes.

After a while, a warm kiss was printed on his lips, and then, a hairy head rubbed against his neck.

After washing and tidying, Yu Jintang went to court, and Song Xiao went to Dongguan to teach his elder brother to read.Even if he becomes a queen, he is still his brother's husband.Yu Jintang named him a younger brother and junior teacher, and the courtiers did not object.Anyway, Song Xiao is already a member of the royal family, he can be sealed as he likes, it doesn't matter to them.

"Sister-in-law." Yu Jinlin bowed to Song Xiao when he saw Song Xiao.

After the court, Yu Jintang would leave a few important officials to discuss matters, and when lunch time came, Song Xiao would come over and have dinner with him.After dinner, we took a nap together in Zichen Hall.

There are no concubines in the harem, and there is only one queen, so there is nothing special about it, and the two can sleep wherever they want.

After waking up in the afternoon, Yu Jintang went to practice martial arts and swords with his elder brother, while Song Xiao was writing and drawing.Sometimes I don't want to write, so I just hold a volume of idle books, lean on the soft couch, and have tea and snacks offered by my own palace servants.

Happy days are always short. In the seventh year of Jingyuan, the Northwest War broke out again, and barbarians attacked Dayu.Yu Jintang was outraged, and once again went on a personal expedition, which lasted for three months.

The eldest brother supervises the country, and Song Xiao assists.

When the first snow fell in the capital, news came that Emperor Jing Yuan was seriously injured.

In the winter of the seventh year of Jingyuan, on the third day of October, there was heavy snowfall.

"Fear, what's the fear, if you don't get a cure, you'll all be buried with me!" A young boy's voice, which was still somewhat immature, echoed in the emperor's bedroom, and then turned into a mournful sob, "Brother Emperor."

The man on the dragon bed had his eyes closed tightly, and his handsome face was slightly bluish, even so, it couldn't conceal the imperial majesty around him.

The emperor's bedroom, outside the Zichen Hall, the long jade steps looked a little gray under the shadow of the haze, and heavy snow fell on the steps, but no one bothered to clean them.Guards in iron armor stood awe-inspiring on both sides of the stairs, adding a bit of chill to the already heavy atmosphere.

Today's Dayu Dynasty was in its heyday, but it suddenly encountered such a disaster.Not only the emperor's younger brother who was in the house knelt down and cried bitterly, but the general who was standing outside the hall to escort the emperor back to his official position couldn't help but have tears in his eyes.The emperor has no children, and the emperor's younger brother has already been established, but now the emperor's younger brother is still young, if the emperor can't make it through, the Dayu Dynasty may fall into a precarious situation again.

"Hula!" The sound of the iron armor touching the ground woke up the general who was immersed in grief and anger, and looked up in a daze.

On both sides of the stairs, armored guards with knives knelt down and saluted one after another. At the end of the jade steps, a man wearing a bright yellow phoenix-patterned robe with wide sleeves came slowly on the steps.

It was a young and elegant man with clear eyes and a body like a bamboo. The leaden gray sky reflected that somewhat pale handsome face, which was still hard to conceal his elegance. "See Her Majesty the Queen!"

The general immediately knelt down and saluted.

"... Your Majesty's old illness is still unhealed, it's cold in the northern part of the country, and the arrow has hurt his heart again, and I'm incompetent..." The head of the Tai Hospital said tremblingly, kowtowing his head on the ground.

Song Xiao raised his hand slightly to prevent the imperial doctor from continuing.

"Hold back, I...cough cough...I have something to say to the queen." The emperor couldn't finish his sentence, but he started coughing, which touched the wound on his chest, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead immediately.

"Brother Huang!" Taidi Huang anxiously wanted to help him, but he was swung away, so he had to take everyone out step by step.

"Junzhu..." Yu Jintang looked at the queen who was approaching step by step, and softly called his name.

"Mm," Song Xiao sat on the side of the bed and held his hand.

"I'm back, but I have to leave again." Yu Jintang looked at him, and couldn't help but blushed.

In his life, he has obtained and achieved what he wants and what he wants to do. The only thing he can't let go of is the love in his heart.What would he do if he died?She ruined his bright future by herself, but failed to take care of him for the rest of her life.

"Well," Song Xiao responded lightly, showing no sign of crying, but touched his face instead, "Tell me what you want to bring to the tomb."

"My bow, sword, the purse Jin Miao gave me, the poem you wrote me and the jasper flute..." Yu Jintang's voice became weaker and weaker.

"When did I write you a poem?" Song Xiao blushed. This guy even peeked at his handwriting.

Yu Jintang looked at him, just smiled, and then, with the last of his strength, whispered: "Jun Zhu, I haven't had enough with you yet, in the next life, we will still be husband and wife, okay?"

Song Xiao's eyes overflowed with water, and he said in a hoarse voice, "Okay!" Then, he kissed Yu Jintang's lips slowly.

Yu Jintang smiled slightly, and slowly closed his eyes.

Song Xiao stared at him blankly, and after a long time, he stood up and took down the Mo Xie sword on the wall.Moxie conquered the mountains and rivers and drove away all evils, but he failed to help his master avoid the disaster.

Withdrawing slowly, the sharp sword made a humming sound. Standing in front of the bed, Song Xiao muttered to himself: "I have fallen in love with you since I first met at the age of 17. I look at you more every day in the court hall. Then I fell into one point, and now I can't extricate myself. Marrying you is the happiest thing in my life. But you just left, how could you leave me alone..."

The soft voice, like a lover's whisper, disappeared into the vast world with the death knell outside.

When the sword fell to the ground with a bang, Song Xiao fell on the dragon bed, fell into the arms of the man who loved him so much that he could be an enemy of the world, and passed away forever.

Jun Ruoyue is going down, Xiao Xiaosu is gorgeous and incomparable,

Jasper Xiao, Linglong Drum,

A song for the king, but please don't forget each other in the next life...