Stop Bothering Me, Emperor

Recently, Song Xiao found out that His Majesty the Emperor was obsessed with online shopping. He held his tablet to browse Taobao when he had nothing to do. He looked so obsessed that he didn't even play Tetris anymore.

"The quality of online things is not good. If you want to attract them, just ask Eunuch Cao to buy them." Song Xiao was worried that he would buy some useless things when he came back. He heard that many people who are addicted to online shopping will rush to buy them. When you buy things like one hundred pieces of toilet paper, one quilt cover, one ton of dog food, etc.

The scene of himself being overwhelmed by the various things that the emperor bought online appeared in his mind, and Song Xiao couldn't help feeling depressed, thinking that he was a husband who was about to go bankrupt, and the reason for the bankruptcy was that his wife was addicted to online shopping and wasted money.

Yu Tang turned to look at him, stretched out his hand and poked Song Xiao's angry cheek: "I don't spend your money, what are you afraid of?"

"Isn't your money mine?" Song Xiao glared at him angrily.

Yu Tang was stunned for a moment, then immediately became happy, stretched out his hand to hug Song Xiao into his arms, and rested his chin on his shoulder: "You're right, mine is yours, then let's pick together, and you pick the one you like. "

Song Xiao blinked and looked at the screen. It didn't matter what he saw, and his whole body turned red immediately; "You, you, you... What are you buying this for?"

The screen is full of bright colors, full of massage sticks.

Yu Tang didn't take it seriously: "Since we have reached this era, we should enjoy the things of this era. Do you think this is good?" As he spoke, he pointed to one with bumps. The introduction said it could turn 360 degrees, and there were nine different ones. money bit.

"Not good!" Song Xiao said angrily, he bought this thing and used it on him, only a fool would agree.

"Well, you don't like it?"

Yu Tang looked at it, "What about this one? This time it was pointing at a simulated massage stick. The shape of the biscuit was so realistic that the boss felt embarrassed and took the initiative to put a size on the top.

"Look, this is imported material, if you put it on real skin, it will still get hot!" Yu Tang was very excited, thinking it was very fun.

"It's real, why do you want to imitate it?" Song Xiao rolled his eyes.

"..." Yu Tang turned his head to look at him slowly, his eyes gradually glowing, "Do you think I'm better than this?"

"Cough..." Song Xiao coughed dryly, saying yes was wrong, no was wrong, he didn't know how to answer.

But Yu Tang accepted his acquiescence, threw away the tablet in his hand excitedly, turned over and pressed Song Xiao under him: "The empress loves my dragon root so much, you must have a good taste of it today."

Song Xiao smiled and pushed him: "Don't make trouble!"

"This is no joke," Yu Tang said with a serious face, "My dragon root will also get hot and thicken by itself, if you don't believe me, touch it!"

"Haha, I don't touch it." Song Xiao smiled and avoided it, and the two of them started playing around on the bed, forgetting about online shopping.

After half a month, Xinghai Entertainment will hold its annual meeting. As an entertainment company, the annual meeting is naturally easy to hold. All employees can perform on stage, and the program does not need to be rehearsed.The company only needs to arrange drinks and snacks, and prepare the president's speech.

Song Xiao didn't want any speech scripts, so he took the microphone and said something on the stage, and he just opened his mouth.The summary of the year, the praise of outstanding employees, and the outlook for the next year are all well-spoken.

The people in the secretariat all lowered their heads and drank bitter wine. With such a capable boss, they are completely useless!

After the speech, it was the performance session, during which everyone ate and drank, and Song Xiao went down to each table to toast.After drinking for three rounds, everyone's emotions were high. The company's new singer hot girl named Yuanyuan came on stage in a hot leather jacket and was about to perform a pole dance.

The male employees in the audience suddenly boiled.

"Oh, just now the field manager said that there is no steel pipe!"

Yuanyuan bit her lip and said, "Who will be a steel pipe for me?"

"Wow!" After drinking too much, the employees were so excited that they started booing for Song Xiao to go up.

"President! President! President!" Everyone shouted in unison while knocking on the table.

Song Xiao drank two more glasses, feeling a little dizzy, and was just pushed onto the stage like this: "What are you doing?" He became a little confused when he drank too much, shook his head, and before he could figure out the situation, intense music was already playing , Yuanyuan really regarded him as a steel pipe, and began to twist her waist and swing her hips around him.

Song Xiao was startled. Seeing the scantily clad girl writhing around him, he immediately wanted to run away. As if the dancer had noticed it, he raised his hand to hold his shoulder, and made a deep squat and swung his waist.Based on the principle of a gentleman, it is impossible for Song Xiao to get out of the way at this time and let the girl fall to the ground.

But at this moment, Yu Tang, who came to pick up his queen home, opened the door and walked in.

"Every time, every time, every time..." The intense music stopped abruptly, and the people who couldn't help laughing turned their heads to look at the player who was playing the disc: suddenly, it was like being strangled by the neck, and all the laughter was in the air. down the throat.

Because, in front of the table where the music was playing, stood Dugu Special Assistant in black, and Mr. Yu in a suit stepped onto the stage step by step.

Everyone didn't dare to make a sound, and the few staff members who boldly pushed Song Xiao onto the stage just now were even more frightened.

Yu Tang walked up with a cold face, Yuanyuan had already retreated a few steps and hid far away.

Turning to look at the culprits in the audience: they all started to tremble

"emperor?"

Song Xiao blinked, realizing that something was wrong with the atmosphere, but the people who drank too much were slow to react, and they didn't know how to explain it, so Yu Tang picked him up, strode out, and closed the door with a bang.

"It's over, it's over, Yu will always kill us." Several employees wanted to cry but had no tears.

"Is it still too late to resign now?" The newcomer beside him trembled and followed suit.

"In the imperial capital, where do you go so Mr. Yu can't kill you?" An experienced staff member passed by and said coolly.

The entire lobby was immersed in a gloomy cloud.

Song Xiao who was carried home was also worried, men and women could not get close, he also felt that he was wrong tonight, he didn't react in time, it was really indecent to let the female staff twist their hips and hips in front of him.

"Do you know what's wrong?" Yu Tang threw him on the bed and looked at him with his arms folded.

"Hmm... It's not acceptable for a man and a woman to kiss each other, I'm promiscuous..." Song Xiao said in a daze with his face raised.

His face was flushed from drinking, and against those sparkling eyes, he was talking stupidly, no matter how cute he looked!Yu Tang's heart itched to see it, and he really wanted to kiss him.

However, now is an important time to establish rules. If you don't teach him a lesson today, something may happen next time.

"Take it off yourself." Yu Tang said coldly.Song Xiao pursed his mouth and took off his clothes obediently.

Yu Tang found a pair of handcuffs out of nowhere, clacked Song Xiao's hands on the head of the bed twice, pinched his chin and said coldly: "If you do something wrong, you have to accept punishment. Today, let You try the new family law."

Song Xiao swallowed his saliva, and watched as Yu Tang took out a massage stick with bumps from the drawer, which was exactly what the two of them saw on Taobao the other day: "Well... don't... take this kind of thing It was too shameful to put it in the body, Song Xiao shook his head in fear.

Yu Tang ignored him, put lubricant on the vibrator, and slowly sent it into his body.

"Ah..." The cold cylinder was smaller than Yu Tang's size, but it had bumps on it, and it suddenly pierced into his body, which still made him very uncomfortable.

"You can't take it anymore?" Yu Tang sneered, and the massage stick vibrated immediately.After pressing the switch on it, "Hmm..." Song Xiao's body shook violently, and his inner wall felt numb. This strange yet familiar feeling made him at a loss.

"Tell me, what went wrong today?" Yu Tang asked him as he twisted a small bean on his chest.

"I've said it all, you shouldn't be a steel pipe." Song Xiao whispered, and was spanked by Yu Tang.

"How dare you slap your mouth!" Yu Tang hummed, turning up the gear.

"Ah one by one" Song Xiao raised his neck, this bastard, he clearly admitted his mistake and deliberately pretended he didn't hear it, he just wanted to play with this, right?

Yu Tang thought it was fun, so he took the handle of the massage stick and began to pump it rhythmically, and then maliciously, every time it came out deep, he pressed the tip against Song Xiao's sensitive point for three seconds.

"Ah...don't...ah..." Song Xiao moaned uncontrollably, his legs trembling uncontrollably due to such intense stimulation.

As if it wasn't enough, Yu Tang found another flea and rubbed it back and forth on the top of Song Xiao's stand.

"Don't... um... spare me... Your Majesty... um..." Song Xiao bit his lip, looked at Yu Tang pitifully, his beautiful eyes were full of water, of course he didn't cry out of fright , is a physiological reaction, too excited.

Yu Tang's mouth became parched, and he threw the Tiaodan behind him. This punishment was actually punishing him, and his body was about to explode.He pulled out the massage stick, replaced it with his own, and rushed to the bottom.

"Ah..." The dragon root, which was much thicker than a massage stick, forced Song Xiao to finally shed tears.

This family law is estimated to last for a long time.In the end, Song Xiao fell asleep in Yu Tang's arms in a daze, mumbling.

Yu Tang leaned closer to listen to what he had to say.

"Online shopping kills people... I'm going to be drained... Woo...