Stop Bothering Me, Emperor

Netizens couldn't be more excited when they saw Yu Tang talking about meeting his father-in-law.

[The world is changing too fast like a tornado! 】

[It's not appropriate to give anything to my father-in-law, just give money. 】

【Come on, your majesty, tell my father-in-law that the queen has spoiled your child, and he will definitely agree. 】Enthusiastic netizens gave Yu Tang bad ideas one after another, and spontaneously became lobbyists, and went to Song Zicheng's Weibo to persuade him.Everyone hadn't paid attention to it before, only to find out that Song Zicheng's Weibo is also very exciting, there are a lot of news about Song Xiao on it, why his son went to college, his son bought me a gift, and his son was able to take over the company recently...

While entertaining themselves, everyone waited for further news, but after waiting for two days, there was no news on Yu Tang's Weibo, but Song Xiao posted one.

"His dog is actually called Zhang Xiaoren..." The accompanying picture is a husky with a bone biscuit in his mouth, looking at the camera stupidly.

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. 】

[Why can showing a dog abuse me?Silently picked up my dog ​​biscuit...] [The emperor definitely did it on purpose, did it on purpose! 】

The general who was thrown back by Mr. Yu squatted in the yard of Yu's house in City A, looking at the dog gnawing on biscuits in front of him: "Zhang Xiaoren, you have today too."

Husky looked up at the general with a look of "I don't understand".

Dugu An stood aside, took a picture of the husky and posted it on Song Xiao's Weibo, turned around and was about to leave, but was grabbed by the general: "An Yi, tell me, could this dog really be Zhang? Xiaoren?"

Dugu secretly glanced at the general: "Why do you see that?"

"Zhang Xiaoren killed the king, so he should be reincarnated as a beast." The general said firmly, tugging at the dog's ears.

Dugu secretly edited Weibo with his head down, ignoring him.The duties of the hidden guards did not include research dogs.

Song Xiao, who was chatting with Yu Lin, shook his head and chuckled when he saw the two guys discussing enthusiastically over there.The dog was too noisy to eat the biscuits properly, so it pulled out its ears from the general's hand, ran to Song Xiao's feet with the biscuits in its mouth, and saw that the two did not dare to chase after them, so they smugly shook their tails.

Yu Lin looked at the dog on the ground: "Zhang Xiaoren, you have become a dog now, and God is punishing you. Do you still dare to say that what you insist on is right?"

The dog paused for a moment while eating the biscuits, and then continued to eat the biscuits.

Yu Lin frowned, kicked off his shoes, and stepped on the dog's head with bare feet: "Dog thing, if sister-in-law hadn't acted quickly, she would have killed you."

Husky trembled undetectably, raised his head and licked the soles of Yu Lin's feet flatteringly.

Yu Lin couldn't sit still for a while, and quickly retracted his feet, but because of too much movement, he fell backwards with the chair and the person. Fortunately, Song Xiao had quick eyesight and quick hands, hugged the person, and picked him up to find Yu Tang.

The past has already passed, and the revenge that should be avenged has already been avenged at that time. It doesn't matter whether this dog is really Zhang Xiaoren.

A few days later, the netizens who were obsessively watching their homepages finally ushered in another wave of benefits. Yu Tang posted two marriage registration certificates written in foreign languages ​​on Weibo, stamped with golden seals. .

Immediately afterwards, Song Xiao posted a beautiful island scenery on Weibo.The blue sea, blue sky and white sand beach, on the beach stood a handsome Yu Tang, wearing a suit and a delicate bow tie, looking over with a smile.

[Knot... Married? 】

[Ah ah ah!In my lifetime, I actually saw two domineering presidents get married, the old man can rest in peace! 】The people invited to the island are all friends of Song Xiao and Yu Tang. A group of young people are having a carnival here.A long carpet was laid from the beach to the front of the sea-view villa. Under the delicate flower stand, the pastor stood on the wooden platform with a smile.

When a man and a woman get married, there are two flower girls, one man and one woman, and when two men get married, there is only one little boy.The band played the wedding march. Yu Lin, who was wearing a delicate suit, was carrying a flower basket with a serious face. He walked forward imposingly with short legs, raising his hand while walking, throwing out the petals in the basket. .

Two people wearing the same style of suits, one black and one white, walked forward slowly to the melodious music.

"Mr. Yu, are you willing to stay by his side from now on, regardless of life, old age, sickness or death, poverty or wealth?" the pastor said gently.

"I am willing." Yu Tang said with a serious face.

"Mr. Song, from now on, you are willing to stay by his side regardless of life, old age, sickness, death, poverty, wealth, and honor, and refuse to get close to any man or woman. Even if you quarrel, you will not fight coldly. Go back to the common room to sleep on time, and forgive Mr. Yu's occasional unreasonable troubles. ?"

Song Xiao twitched the corners of his mouth, how could anyone say this in the wedding vows?He raised his eyes and stared at Yu Tang, it turned out that the emperor also knew that he was making trouble for no reason!

Yu Tang stared back.Hurry up and say yes, or the family law will serve you.

Yu Miao who was sitting under the stage covered her mouth and snickered, Mother Yu smiled lightly and shook her head: "This child."

"...I am willing." Song Xiao said helplessly, so what if he doesn't want to, he has always done this.

"Okay, it's time to exchange rings." The pastor put away the oath board and motioned for them to exchange rings.

Song Xiao took out a ring from his suit pocket, took Yu Tang's hand, and put it on his ring finger. He found that this hand, which was usually warm and dry, was actually a little sweaty today, and looked up at him in surprise.

Yu Tang withdrew his hand, and quietly touched the sweat in his palm in his pocket.Even as a groom for the second time, he was still nervous.He took out the ring, took Song Xiao's hand, and put it on his ring finger with the engagement ring.From Yu Tang's point of view, Song Xiao was always his wife, so he should have signs of a wife, such as wearing two rings.

Seeing that he didn't take off his engagement ring, Song Xiao knew what he was planning and didn't bother with him.

"Okay, you can kiss your groom now." The pastor said what everyone was looking forward to, and the people in the audience started booing.

The two looked at each other silently and approached slowly.

After thousands of years, getting married again, this feeling is too wonderful, and the happiness you get is double.

The two turned their heads to the right together, and slowly staggered their noses, but their lips did not meet for a long time.Now that they are so close and can feel each other's breath, Song Xiao suddenly felt a little sore in his nose.

The past, the past, emerge in front of my eyes, the past life, the piles of this life, at this moment, I can only thank God.Thank God, let me see you again in this life.

The touch of lips is forever.

After the wedding, they were supposed to spend their honeymoon on the small island, but Yu Tang said that he had to leave for a while and left Song Xiao on the island by himself.

"Brother Huang is too much, I have to go now if I have something to do." Yu Lin complained while building a sandcastle.

Song Xiao sat on the beach and piled sand with Yu Lin: "Last time you said that it was Mo Xie who caused us to have memories. Why?"

Yu Lin stretched out his short hand and wrote the word "Moxie" on the sand. Emperor Hongyuan learned the technique from Emperor Jing Yuan, and his hand was vigorous and powerful. But now that he is a child, he can't use the strength, so he took the child with him when he wrote it. Unique mellow and lovely.

The corner of his mouth twitched, Yu Lin just mentioned the arrogance of the mountains and rivers in his chest, and immediately vented, and dropped his shoulders weakly: "Remember the legend of Mo Xie."

Mo Xie is an ancient magic sword. In ancient times, the tyrant asked a blacksmith named Gan Jiang to forge a magic weapon with the essence of gold and iron collected from five mountains and six regions.But the fine iron would not melt anyway, so Moye, the general's wife, jumped into the furnace and melted the fine iron with her own soul.After the Moxie Excalibur was cast, the general heard his wife's voice: "We will still be together..."

Therefore, the Moye Excalibur, in addition to defending mountains and rivers, can also make husband and wife stay together.

"After you died, the sorcerer said that burying Mo Xie with you will enable the emperor to see you in the future, so I did so." Yu Lin looked into the distance with deep eyes, "The reason why the emperor gave you the sword was because he hoped that you would be able to do so." For a long time."

Song Xiao looked at the child with a serious face, wanted to laugh, but also felt a little distressed, when he wiped his neck, Yu Jinlin was only 15 years old, such a young boy must be afraid.Slowly raised his hand and touched Yu Lin's head.

Yu Lin, who was touched on the head by his sister-in-law, felt embarrassed, but he couldn't bear to move away, so he narrowed his eyes, rubbed against his palm, and then... was squeezed away by another big head.

Song Xiao blinked, and when he didn't pay attention, the small head under his palm turned into Yu Tang's big hairy head.

"You're back?" Song Xiao withdrew his hand and smiled.His Majesty the Emperor's head should not be touched casually, the consequences of touching it would be very serious, at least he would not be able to get out of bed for three days.

Seeing that Song Xiao didn't rub his head, Yu Tang pushed his younger brother away in dissatisfaction, lifted Song Xiao up, and strode towards the villa.

Yu Lin, who was discarded, fell on the beach with his feet on his back.Yu Miao, who was wearing a long beach dress, passed by and kicked her younger brother with her sandy feet: "Little turtle, what are you doing?"

"Think about life." Yu Lin said with a look of lovelessness.

Yu Miao tilted her head, lay down next to him, looked at the blue sky: "What did you think about?"

"Thinking about it...you can't let you fall in love early, at least stay until you are thirty before getting married." Yu Lin said angrily, everyone in the Yu family is like this, if you have a daughter-in-law, you forget your brother!

"Are you itchy?" Yu Miao reached out and tugged at his protruding ears.

"Don't pull my ears!" Yu Lin covered his ears and pushed Yu Miao, and the two of them rolled into a ball on the beach, thinking about life, but let it go.

Yu Tang carried Song Xiao back to the house, drove out all the servants in the villa, closed the door, mysteriously took out a long brocade box, and stuffed it into Song Xiao's arms.

"What is this?" Song Xiao picked up the brocade box, he didn't expect it to be so heavy, and almost fell down.

"Wedding gift." Yu Tang put his hands behind his back and said expressionlessly, but his eyes were shining with the light of "I have made a lot of contributions, come and praise me".

Song Xiao blinked, put the brocade box on the table, and slowly opened it.The red flannel cloth is wrapped in a hard sponge. In the center of the sponge is a groove dug strictly according to the shape of the object. Inside the groove lies an old sword.

The sword is three feet and three feet long, the whole body is pitch black, and there are no decorations. It can drive away ghosts and avoid all evils. This sword is called Moxie!

Touching the sword with trembling fingertips, Song Xiao pursed his lips, unable to speak for a while.

Yu Tang embraced him from behind, resting his chin on his shoulder: "Do you still recognize him?"

"...Our tomb was dug up?" Song Xiao twitched the corners of his mouth, just now Yu Lin said that the sword was placed in their funeral objects.

"The tomb robbers stole it," Yu Tang smiled, "Don't worry, they can't open Dayu's coffin."

Song Xiao picked up the Mo Xie Sword, and slowly stroked the hilt, but he dared not open it.

Yu Tang held his hand: "If you die first in this life, I will use this to wipe my neck to find you." Maybe in the next life, I will still remember it.

"It will take more than ten years of life to live again, and the next time may be more than thirty years." Song Xiao put the sword back into the box and closed the lid.This life has been in a trance for 16 years, in fact, it is to exchange life for not forgetting the past.

Yu Tang slowly tightened his arms, hugged him tightly, and said in a hoarse voice, "I'm not afraid."

I am not afraid of losing many lives, I am only afraid of forgetting you.

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The author has something to say: Aww, the main text is over~Although I am also very reluctant... This is the first time I write a modern article, and there are many shortcomings, thank you for sticking along along the way _(:з」∠*)_Fanwaihui If you continue to update, if there are a few articles, there is no guarantee, so let’s count where you write.

News about the physical book: "Don't Make Trouble, Your Majesty" will be published in traditional Chinese this winter. Friends from Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan can pay attention to the official news of "Wei Xiang"; the simplified personal diary will probably be on pre-sale during the Chinese New Year. Friends who want to remember to pay attention to Weibo "Jinjiang Lvye Qianhe" hehehe~

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