Super 囧star dad

In order to prevent himself from misreading, Song Cha rubbed his eyes specially.

Of course, among the people Song Cha knew, Xiao Tiantian was the only one who could be so flirtatious.

Standing in the crowd, Britney is wearing exaggerated big sunglasses and a big lady-like hat, wrapped in a pair of gay purple leggings, which can blind your dog's eyes all the time.

Xiao Tiantian blew a passionate kiss to Song Cha and his son, "Dear Chacha, you are finally here~~~~"

Song Cha looked at the sky silently with disgust.

The moon in the daytime here seems to be extraordinarily round.

"Brother Tiantian!" Little Black Tea, who really likes Xiao Tiantian, stretched out her other hand and waved at him, "Brother Tiantian, I'm here."

"Baby, I saw it~~Come on~~~" When she said this, Xiao Tiantian conjured up a pink handkerchief out of nowhere, and just waved, waved, and waved in the air.

At this time, the TV station didn't know what was wrong, and even gave Xiao Tiantian a shot.

After Xiao Tiantian found out, she took off her sunglasses domineeringly (sao), and winked at the camera, "Our Chacha and Xiaohongcha are cute~~"

The picture was so beautiful that Song Cha was unable to support his forehead.

Why is participating in a reality show so worrying about even the manager! ! !

However, even though Song Cha hated Xiao Tiantian in his heart, he still smiled and introduced to the camera, "This is Xiao Tiantian."

After all, the agent you choose has to be accepted even on your knees!

Besides, this is the person who never gave up on him no matter how poor he was in the previous life, except for being a little unrestrained and a little coquettish, there is nothing wrong with it.

Song Cha had a rare moment of emotion, and when he turned his attention back, he almost bumped into someone.

An uh, a man who seems to be more blessed.

The other party stood in front of Song Cha and uttered a bird language: "@#￥%...&********"

Song Cha froze for a moment, then moved his mouth quickly, "********%￥#@"

The man was obviously frightened by Song Cha, and only after searching his brain for the meaning of the sentence just now did he realize that Song Cha was teasing him_(: 3ゝ∠)_

"..."

Song Cha smiled and looked at the cameraman behind him, "What did he say?"

The big cameraman didn't say a word, he still carried the camera with all his heart and conscientiously.

Song Cha knew that asking for help was fruitless, so he lowered his head to look at Xiao Hongcha, and the father and son had the same expression.

"Is this uncle Dad talking to us?"

"Looks like it."

"But we don't understand what to do"

"It doesn't matter that he doesn't understand what we're talking about."

"Then Dad, let's go find other brothers and sisters first." Xiao Hongcha made a happy decision.

Song Cha patted his head in agreement, "Listen to your son."

So the strange man who was sent by the program team to arrange tasks to make things difficult for the father and son just ignored 23333

Following the director without opening his mouth, he couldn't help but groan, and looked at that person distressedly.

The man stopped in front of Song Cha anxiously: "@#￥%...&**********" he said while gesturing with the character card in his hand.

Song Cha looked at him innocently and insisted on speaking in Chinese, "I'm sorry sir, we don't understand what you're talking about."

"@#￥%...&**********!!!"

"I'm sorry, Uncle, we don't understand what you're talking about." Xiao Hongcha repeated her father's words with her head tilted and very cute.

"The task is stuck here TT" The man was about to cry, watching the father and son speak standard Mandarin!

"Yeah!" After happily accepting the task card, Song Cha knelt down and clapped hands with Xiao Hongcha to celebrate their perfect acting skills just now.

The man who sent the mission card smiled and touched the back of his head, "I acted so hard and you didn't cooperate with 2333 at all, that's too bad!"

A group of people in the program team were all crazy when they saw this scene.

"Please purchase the following items within the specified time, and then arrive at Century Square to find the mysterious person."

Song Cha put the task card in front of the camera, with a look of disgust and disbelief, "Are you sure you want to buy it like this?"

The director nodded.

Σ(⊙▽⊙"a...

This seems to be teasing me...

There are only a few pronunciations of the bird language written on it, how can I find it in this place where the language is barrier and the place is unfamiliar! !

The wonderful work of Strawberry Satellite TV really lives up to its reputation!Draw a circle to curse your bump!

Facts have proved that don't try to complain secretly about Strawberry TV, because it will retaliate against you immediately!

Just like now, at this moment, at this moment, now... Song Cha was immediately surrounded by several men in black, and then... his luggage, phone and money were all confiscated by the program team.

Song Cha froze in place, with a wonderful expression on his face.

"This game can't be played TT"

"You guys are so wicked TT really."

For the effect of the program, Song Cha was very sympathetic to grief. Anyway, the program team would definitely not make them feel embarrassed in a foreign country without food or drink.

Although it was Song Cha's first time participating in a reality show, he had watched a lot anyway, so he knew when to throw jokes and when to make jokes.Of course, in fact, he didn’t need to make a joke at all. After all, no one can break the natural sense of joy. “_” After getting the task card and communicating with the director team, Song Cha took Little Black Tea to find the goods.

However, Bird Country is so big... where should he find it?

Song Cha took out the task card, looked at the first word on it, "kaji? What is kaji? Roast chicken?"

Song Cha firmly believed that he had found a major breakthrough in pronunciation.

"Is my son's father very smart?" Song Cha raised his eyebrows triumphantly.

Little Black Tea lowered her head and silently supported her forehead.

"Dad, I'm a little thirsty and want to drink water."

"Then I'll get it to you..." Song Cha shut up immediately before the word "buy" was said. He doesn't have a dime now, where can he buy water?

Song Cha looked at the pile of cameras behind him who were only focusing on taking pictures, and immediately realized that it was useless to ask them for help, so he could only find a way to help his son get water.

He looked around and found a supermarket in front of him, "Just go here and try your luck, in case the owner thinks I'm handsome, he will give my son a bottle of water."

So Song Cha walked into the supermarket confidently (lian).

All of a sudden, a large group of cameras entered the store, shooting a handsome guy and a child, and the employees were a little excited.

And the little girl wittily took out her mobile phone and took five consecutive shots of Song Cha and Xiao Hongcha.

Song Cha looked around the store, and immediately locked his eyes on a certain place in the beverage area.

Yes, that's right, it's you.

Song Cha walked straight over, waved his hand, and took out a bottle of drink.

Come out!Iced red tea! !

XX brand iced tea, Xiaohongcha's favorite!

"I didn't expect it to be sold abroad!" Song Cha delightedly took out a bottle of iced black tea, put it on the cash register with incomparable elegance, and then...

He looked at the salesperson in embarrassment.

"Hi...beauty, my luggage was stolen by a thief when I was traveling here, but my son is thirsty and wants to drink water. Can I credit a bottle of water first? I will exchange the money at night."

Song Cha asked in Interlingua embarrassingly, and rubbed his hands even more embarrassingly to express his embarrassment.

It's really hard to have no money and not be able to swipe your card at will...

The beauty took a quick look at Song Cha, lowered her head and smiled, her face was a little red, and then said sweetly, "gululu."

Hearing these words, Song Cha forcibly suppressed all the words he wanted to say next.

What the hell is gululu!

Who will tell him what posture and opening method he should use to communicate normally with people in this country?

At any rate, he passed the eighth level of the international language, and his spoken English has soared to 66666666.

But he talked for a long time because of Mao, but the other party didn't seem to understand at all TT "What did you say?" Song Cha asked again unwillingly.

Little Black Tea also seemed to realize that there was a problem with communication, so she tiptoed and picked up the iced black tea and shook it at the beautiful woman, "Sister, can I drink this water? My father has no money now, but we will definitely pay it back."

The other party probably didn't understand what Xiaohongcha was talking about, but he was very excited to make gestures with Xiaohongcha with his mobile phone.

"nigenwopaizhaowosongnikaji."

Little Black Tea's eyes lit up, "Kaji!"

"Dad, I heard my sister say kaji!!"

Song Cha took two steps back in shock, picked up the iced black tea in disbelief and asked, "Kaji?"

The other party nodded.

What the hell!

"This is unscientific!!" Song Cha couldn't imagine that this was what they were looking for.

It takes a lot of hard work to find it! !

This golden finger is too easy to open! !

besides! ! Does kaji have anything to do with iced tea?

"Daddy, we found it!!" Xiao Hongcha embraced Song Cha with her arms wide open when she learned that they had successfully found the first thing.

Song Cha wiped away tears in relief.

It's still his son who is amazing, he can find the right things even if he hits the wrong way!

After finding the right iced tea, the director team finally agreed to help with the translation, so the shop assistants took a photo with Song Cha and his son very satisfied.

Especially the cute little black tea, every girl can't wait to kiss her.

After going out, Song Cha was extremely proud. He found that he had definitely found a correct path.

Little black tea brand plug-in!

So he had the following conversation with Little Black Tea.

"Son, do you have anything else you want to drink!!"

"No."

"Son, do you want to eat anything!!"

"No."

"Son, do you have any toys you want!!"

"No."

"Okay son, now tell me where we are going."

"Find a godfather!"

"..."

The author has something to say: Time and night: add drama

Author: God horse?The wind is too strong and I can't hear clearly~~

Little Red Tea: Papa said it’s been a long time since there was a crack in the wall and asked for the next chapter to appear ╭(╯3╰)╮Song Cha: What I mean by labor is that the domineering president is very angry, and the consequences will be serious.

Author: Why do you call labor so smooth?

Song Cha: Hehe==