Super 囧star dad

"Song tea? Song tea!"

In a daze, Song Cha seemed to hear someone calling him.

"Get up soon, it's our turn to perform on stage soon, if you don't change your clothes, you'll miss it later!"

The man's voice was a little anxious, and Song Cha vaguely felt that he was pushing herself.

What is he saying?Performing on stage?

Song Cha wanted to grab some information, but a sharp pain came from his head.

After excruciating pain, he finally regained a little consciousness.

Song Cha tried hard to open his eyes, because he had "sleeped" for too long.

After he finished playing "Legend", he became a vegetable, lying on a hospital bed, unable to wake up.

Many images flashed through Song Cha's head quickly, as if all the memories wanted to escape the control of his brain, his head was about to explode.

"Song Cha, wake up quickly."

This voice... so familiar.

Song Cha's eyelashes moved, and he opened his eyes with all his strength.

What came into view was Shen Bai's handsome face with a smile.

It still looks harmless to humans and animals.

Song Cha was not sure what Shen Bai wanted to do again, so he stepped back reflexively, and bumped his head firmly against the wall behind him.

There was a "touch" sound.

At this moment, Song Cha's heart was trampled by a beast like a wild dog.

Without saying a word, he gently raised his hand and rubbed his head expressionlessly... It seemed that the cloud was calm and the bump didn't hurt.

Probably because Song Cha's disguise was too good, Shen Baiyi didn't notice anything abnormal.

Seeing that Song Cha finally woke up from sleep, he made fun of him, "Didn't you rest well last night? Did you have an affair when you went out? Hmm?" Shen Bai smiled to himself, and shook his head, "Everyone in the locker room Asleep, it seems that last night was intense enough, you didn’t say that, it’s better to avoid going to nightclubs in the future, and be careful not to be photographed by reporters, it won’t affect you well.”

Probably because he was used to the days when he couldn't move or speak for a long time, Song Cha didn't immediately refute Shen Baiyi's nonsense, but just looked at him vigilantly with a frown.

"Why are you staring at me so fixedly, go and change clothes." Seeing that Song Cha still didn't move, and seemed not too happy, Shen Bai shut up wisely and urged him to change clothes, ""musicnation" It's our turn soon, so hurry up and change your clothes and come out."

Song Cha concealed the surprise in his eyes, and nodded expressionlessly.

"Then hurry up, there's not much time." After saying that, Shen Bai got up and quickly left the fitting room, and thoughtfully helped Song Cha close the door of the fitting room.

After confirming that Shen Bai had left, Song Cha finally stopped tense and let out a long sigh of relief.

Even though outsiders think that Shen Baiyi is warm, caring, innocent and harmless, he, Song Cha, is very clear about Shen Baiyi's true face.

A ruthless character who can say that you are his best brother, but at the same time frame you, ruin your reputation, steal your movie, and finally turn you into a vegetative by accident...

Song Cha propped up his body and stood up, leaning his back against the wall, his chest heaving violently. Just now, he had exhausted his maximum tolerance limit for not resisting this bitch like Shen Baiyi.

Although Shen Baiyi looks younger now than before, that disgusting smile followed him to his hospital bed to show off that after he replaced him, "Legend" made him the first billionaire in Xiaosheng. There is no difference in the appearance of the male lead when he was shy...

Seeing the white lotus smirk on the other side's face, Song Cha wished he could get up from the bed and die with him.

It's just that he didn't even have the ability to get out of bed at that time, let alone revenge.

Recalling everything back then, Song Cha couldn't help feeling another sharp pain in his head.

He covered his head and forced himself to calm down.

Although he didn't know exactly what happened, but with two years of experience in a vegetative state, the details he observed just now were enough for him to infer some situations.

As soon as Shen Bai was young, he miraculously recovered, and the "musicnation" in Shen Bai's mouth had actually stopped broadcasting three years ago.

The most important thing is that his group with Shen Baiyi disbanded three years ago, and because of that incident, Song Cha hasn't sung for three full years...

All these unbelievable things happened now, and they all foreshadowed a result...

Song Cha already had an answer in his heart, he slowly raised his hand over the top of his head, brushed his hair back with slow motion, and smiled evilly.

That is……

"father!"

Suddenly, an immature child's voice sounded in the silent room, scaring Song Cha into a shudder.

His hands trembled, and he crawled back two steps in a very useless manner. As a result, his not very bright head suffered a second trauma...

Song Cha's head became a little emotional because of the artificial collision, and a small bag immediately swelled up!

But now Song Cha didn't care about his head injury at all!

He turned his head, and suddenly found a visual four behind a pile of clothes!age!big!of!Small!male!child!

And... obediently lying next to him, sticking out his tongue and gasping for breath, round like a lump of meat... a dog.

Song Cha's blank mind couldn't help echoing a sentence over and over again.

This kid calls me Daddy!

The kid calls me daddy!

call me papa!

father!

!

dad!dad!

what the fuck!

How could there be a child and a dog out of thin air in the fitting room!Why didn't he and Shen Baiyi notice it just now! !Also, he actually called himself father! ! !

"You you you you... What did you call me!!" Song Cha trembled when he spoke in shock.

"Father!" The little boy shouted very positively and ran towards Song Cha happily.

"Wait, wait!!" Song Cha stretched out his right hand and anxiously stood in front of him, "Kids can eat food randomly, but dad can't recognize it randomly!!"

When did he have a son!

And it's still such a big one! !

He looks so big that he has never touched a woman, okay? ! !

Fuck, I'm so wronged! !

Song Cha's heart was broken at the moment.

Looking at the child in front of him, he had to think about a question.

Could it be that the way he was reborn was wrong?

That... can it be reborn again?

"Father QAQ" Seeing Song Cha resisting him so much, the child blinked, feeling a little sad.

Anyone who is familiar with Song Cha knows that he is... a good baby, but... too soft-hearted.

Seeing the little boy's wounded appearance now, Song Cha's soft heart swayed!

He ruffled his hair depressingly, and sighed deeply.

God of Destiny, you are just kidding me! !

In the last life, I made my father die for no apparent reason, but as soon as he came back to life, he made me happy to be a father! ! !

The other protagonists were reborn and all cheated and gleamed with gold fingers, but Nima herself has to work hard to take care of the children!

Huh?

Song Cha always felt that something was wrong?

Why has he already started thinking about raising a child Σ(⊙▽⊙“a…

"Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!!!"

In the fitting room, I suddenly heard the sound of dogs barking in a confusing rhythm.

Song Cha glanced at the chubby puppy with disgust, only to find that the other person had a more noble and glamorous disgust expression on his face=口=

Who will tell him why it's fine to turn back the time when he wakes up, and it's fine if a child wants to recognize him as his father, but why even the dog hates him?

Song Cha looked up at the sky.

All of this must be because I just hit my head a few times and I was stunned.

Although he didn't want it at all.

"That, kid..."

Song Cha opened his mouth with great difficulty, thinking about how to explain to the child that he was not his father.

Within a second of Song Cha's thinking, the little boy took Song Cha's words smoothly, and told him very seriously, "Father, I am not a child, I am your son."

The other party also blinked his eyes with an innocent look on his face.

Song Cha's face is full of blood=mouth=

"But take a closer look, kid, we actually don't look alike at all!"

The little boy looked strangely like Song Cha, "Father obviously everyone said we look alike."

"how is this possible!!"

Song Cha immediately raised his head and looked at the child in front of him carefully and seriously.

The little boy was very cute, with red lips and white teeth, handsome and lovely.

At this time, the other party tilted his head and looked at his small appearance with big eyes blinking. He was a replica of himself when he was a child!

Although he didn't want to admit it at all, Song Cha couldn't control his inner OS anymore.

So cute, it must be his son!

Finding that the two looked alike, Song Cha looked at the little boy unwillingly.

If God could give him a chance, he would definitely not take another look.

Because the other party... is indeed exactly the same as him!

Even the mole behind his left ear is heart-shaped like him!

Can it be more coincidental! !

Song Cha suddenly felt that his life was so difficult that he had to think about whether he had kept his virginity for 24 years and was taken away by some unknown woman one day after his rebirth? !

Heart hurts.

Song Cha wanted to be quiet.

"Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!!!" The puppy next to him barked a few more times inexplicably.

Song Cha glanced at it in disgust, then looked at his son.Bah, no, it was the little boy in front of him.

"But I'm not married yet, how could I have such a big son!!"

Song Cha was very shocked. Apart from mourning his lost chastity and sex, he still couldn't figure out why he had a son!And he didn't know it before!

Song Cha held the last trace of luck and asked in his heart, "Little friend, think about it carefully, have you misunderstood the wrong person? Is it because your father resembles me more? I actually look very popular, and it's easy for me to bump into others." Yes, really! How about I take you to the police uncle, they will take you to your parents."

Song Cha didn't expect that his words somehow touched the little boy's sadness.

The other party hugged Song Cha's arm, and said helplessly, "Dad, don't you want me? QAQ, Mom doesn't want me. Are you going to throw me now, too? QAQ"

Well, everyone knows... Song Cha is a good baby, but... his heart is too soft.

When a child is sad, he is helpless.

In addition, the dog who had been barking occasionally by the side now also took the opportunity to walk up to Song Cha and bark at him, with an expression of heartlessness and conscience on his face.

Song Cha panicked.

sun!

Is this a normal dog?

Under the condemnation of the little boy and the dog, Song Cha began to seriously think about his life.

Could it be that when did I really do something wrong (did)?

Just when Song Cha was thinking about life for a moment, the little boy had already thrown himself into Song Cha's arms, hugged his neck and said in a panic, "Dad, I have been looking for you for a long time..."

"Dad, I miss you so much."

"Dad, don't leave me alone."

Listening to the last sentence, Song Cha's heart trembled slightly.

Seeing the pitiful look of the little boy at this time, something in his left chest became soft and seemed to be a little painful.

Song Cha took a deep breath.

"Chacha~ Have you changed your clothes~~ It's time for you to go on stage soon~~~ If you can't change your clothes~~~~People will come to help you put them on~~~~~"

The pretentious Taiwanese accent and the self-contained pin~hun~wave~wave~line~ interrupted what Song Cha wanted to say.

At the same time, something in the room was shaken and fell to the ground.

Those were Song Cha's goosebumps, and the frightened Yuanqiu's...dog fur.

Across the door, Song Cha could imagine the manager in tight leather pants urging him with an orchid finger raised.

The picture was so beautiful that Song Cha didn't dare to think about it.

He quickly let go of the little boy, only to find that the little boy's little hand was not willing to grab his cuff.

The little boy in front of him looks so pitiful, and his parents don't want him anymore, and they still cruelly keep him in the fitting room, it's so heartless, if I don't care about him now...

Song Cha didn't dare to think about it, for fear of causing secondary trauma to the child's fragile heart.

Song Cha lowered his head and looked into the little boy's eyes, explained and comforted him in what he thought was the most gentle tone, "Uncle is going to record a show now, you are waiting for me here, be obedient and don't run away, wait When uncle comes back, he will take you home to find mom and dad, okay?"

He thought that the other party would not be so easy to coax, but unexpectedly, the moment Song Cha finished speaking, the little boy nodded obediently.

Song Cha was greatly surprised.

"Then you wait for uncle to come back obediently, don't run around, and don't trust them if bad people trick you into going with them, uncle will be back soon." Song Cha was still worried, and ordered again. Looking at the dog watching him next to the boy, he bestowed a heavy responsibility on it, "This... Comrade Dog Daner."

"Woof!" The puppy looked at Song Cha angrily and barked in protest.

Song Cha couldn't understand what it was saying, so he continued, "You son of a bitch, you must watch over your master. If a villain comes, remember to pounce on him and bite him! That's it..." Song Cha raised his hands to make a catch "Got it!"

The dog turned his head silently, not bothering to talk to Song Cha at all.

On the other hand, the little boy nodded obediently, patted his chest and assured Song Cha, "Don't worry, Dad, I'll wait for you to come back."

Song Cha shook his head and corrected, "I'm not your father but uncle, uncle shu, s~h~u~"

"Daddy..." the little boy insisted.

"uncle!"

"father!"

"Okay, Dad..." Song Cha casually picked up a white suit on the hanger, and closed the door of the fitting room weakly.

#Meet a child with a father who is cognitively impaired, so swollen, urgent!Waiting online for QAQ#

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After spending a whole day in the fitting room with the master, I finally found his father, but it's a pity that the other party... [The master adores his father so much that I won't let me complain, so I won't describe it much=. =

But his father is stupid enough for everyone to see, let alone a handsome dog with a high IQ like me.

Forget it, I won't complain if the master doesn't let me complain.

PS: But I still want to say, that IQ, I can't bear to look directly =. =

PPS: Oh, by the way, he also loves to act aggressively, I think he is very smart =. =

PPPS: There are more!Goudaner... this name is really tasteless =. =

——Excerpt from "Handsome and unrestrained, with a very high IQ, brave, invincible, glamorous and noble, quiet Tucao diary"