Mr. Pianpian is in front of you
Chapter 24 Drunkenness in the past and drunkenness today
Ren Xuanli who closed the door let out a sigh of relief, but Lin Qingchen gossiped and asked: "Can't Duan Funan drink alcohol? Why would he go crazy after drinking alcohol?"
Several people looked at each other, walked to the room farthest from Duan Funan's room, and told Lin Qingchen about the previous incident.
At the banquet in the Heavenly Court, where gods from various palaces were invited, Duan Funan went to attend with his parents. After a few people got together, Luo Yin and Ren Xuanli couldn't stay idle. They wanted to find something to do, called Shen Wujin, and arrested I asked Duan Funan and Wei Tian to go together, and later I called them at the banquet, but no one responded, and they played too much, and they didn't sneak in until halfway through the banquet.
But still, the emperor above saw him, pointed at them and said, "Stop!"
The few of them could only stand there honestly, except for Duan Funan, Ren Xuanli, and Luo Yin's parents who were not surprised and drank tea, drank and ate leisurely. Tian's parents are not angry, Shen Wujin's side is more worried.
Dijun: "Duan Funan, Luo Yin, Ren Xuanli, Wei Tian, Shen Wujin, well, they are all good boys, and they work hard to cultivate." In fact, except for Wei Tian and Shen Wujin who are serious, the other three are usually in the martial arts arena. It's just for playing in the writing room.
Duan Funan and Wei Tian lowered their heads as much as possible, Shen Wujin looked at other places, while Luo Yin and Ren Xuanli looked at Dijun.
Dijun patted the armrest next to the chair with his hand, and said: "Okay! Since we are late, everyone will be fined a glass of wine." After speaking, he laughed a few times.
Everyone took a glass of wine from the table and drank it. The emperor also praised them, so he let them go back to their seats. At the beginning, they were nothing, just a glass of wine. It became more and more red, more and more red, and finally his body became limp. Duan Funan's parents thought he couldn't drink, so they gave him anti-alcohol medicine.
Ask him to lean on the place to rest, but the banquet went well, Duan Funan suddenly jumped up and walked around the venue, no one knew what he was going to do, the result!He grabbed the wine fairy and began to tease her, picked her chin, and said something, the little girl is so beautiful, how old is she this year, has she left the cabinet, do you want to go home with him, etc., hiccups, screaming The fairy was so angry that she didn't know what to say, so she turned her head and ran away crying.
Everyone's expressions changed. Duan Funan's parents wanted to catch him, but he ran so fast that people couldn't catch him. Shen Wujin went to catch him.
If he couldn't catch him, he didn't say anything, and Duan Funan caught him, grabbed one and flirted with the other, hooked their chins and said: You are so beautiful, come home with me?Why do you have no breasts?Such obscene words, it doesn't count when you finish talking, you have to start pinching your face, waist and hugging people.
In the end, it was the emperor who tied the people up with fairy ropes. Duan Funan's father quickly put Duan Funan on his shoulder like a silkworm baby and walked home. Duan Funan's mother apologized to everyone, and returned home after apologizing one by one. s home.
After Duan Funan woke up the next day, he heard Luo Yin and the others tell him about his madness at the banquet yesterday. Duan Funan's eyes twitched and his whole body trembled. The fairy apologized one by one, one by one, and knelt down to apologize to others, for fear that they would not forgive him.
The fairies saw him like this, but he didn't do it on purpose yesterday, so they all forgave him. He spent a whole day apologizing to the fairies, and it was already night when Luo Yin and the others found him. In front of the gate of the Emperor's Hall, he knelt there, knocked his head on the ground and couldn't get up. Later, when the Emperor came out, he asked the Emperor to punish him with a set of heavenly punishments.
Dijun knew that yesterday was not his nature, so he sighed and said: "I know you didn't do it on purpose yesterday, it's okay, go back." But Duan Funan knelt on the ground and said, "If Dijun doesn't punish me, I won't get up "I have seen people asking for rewards, but I have never seen anyone asking for punishment.
The emperor insisted not to punish him, and he also insisted on knocking on the ground and not getting up, and said, "If the emperor doesn't punish me, I will keep kneeling." In the end, the emperor reluctantly sent someone to invite Duan Funan's parents, who were his father. Even if the mother pulled his two arms at the same time, she couldn't hold his stubborn donkey.
In the end, Duan Funan's father asked the emperor to give him a set of heavenly punishments as soon as he gritted his teeth. His mother was naturally unwilling, and after a set of heavenly punishments, he really wanted to take off a layer of skin.Later Dijun couldn't stand Duan Funan and his father's plea, he sighed and told him to go to the Heavenly Execution Office to be punished tomorrow, and then turned back to the Dijun Palace.
Duan Funan got up and ran out of the Emperor's Palace. Duan Funan's parents didn't find anyone else when they returned to the dormitory. Duan Funan didn't go back to his own dormitory. Later, he heard from the old man in charge that there were people waiting here in the middle of the night. The old man called him Let's go, come back tomorrow to receive the punishment, but he refuses to leave and wants to wait for the punishment here, the old man sighed and ignored him.
At dawn, Luo Yin, Ren Xuanli, Shen Wujin, and Wei Tian went there to look for Duan Funan, as well as Duan Funan's parents. They knew that Duan Funan would definitely come here.As soon as he arrived at Tianxing Office, he saw Duan Funan waiting there.
The old man went out and untied the iron chain in front of the gate of the Heavenly Punishment Office.As soon as he was relieved, Duan Funan ran in and walked onto the execution platform that day, the old man was stunned, saying that he had never seen anyone who was so positively subjected to this day's punishment.
The old man used to lock Duan Funan with heavy iron chains, and told him before the start, Duan Funan nodded, took a breath and waited for the punishment from the sky, the process of receiving the punishment from the sky was more difficult and harder than the other. , He didn't yell out the first few times, and after holding back a few times, he couldn't help but yelled out, his face was so red that they could all see the drooling strands of Duan Funan's upper and lower teeth...!
After roaring a few times, he gritted his teeth and insisted, his teeth were bleeding from biting, his mouth was full of blood, and the veins on his head were protruding. After the set was settled, several people and Duan Funan's parents went to help him, and he was completely paralyzed. Unable to move, and trembling uncontrollably, the old man in charge told them to go back and take good care of Duan Funan.
Duan Funan's father picked him up and went back, Luo Yin and the others followed Duan Funan all the way back to Duan Funan's bedroom, and then Duan Funan was thrown face down on the bed, his father even patted his ass and said: " Good boy" Duan Funan's mother slapped his father hard on the shoulder, angrily pushed his father away, turned Duan Funan over and covered him with a quilt.
His parents went to Wan Pharmacy together to get medicine for him and boiled it back. During the two months of recuperation, except for Duan Funan's parents, they were the ones who accompanied him.
Lin Qingchen couldn't help applauding after hearing this: "Man! What a man!"
On the other side - a section of Funan Room
Jun Qing was sitting beside Duan Funan's bed, holding his hand all the time, and Duan Funan was already in a state where he couldn't keep his eyes open.Junqing just kept looking at him, not walking away at all.
Suddenly, Duan Funan propped himself up and got up quickly, Jun Qing's hand immediately let go, Duan Funan turned his head to look at Jun Qing, his eyes were blurred, he stretched out his hand to hug Jun Qing's face after watching for a while, and said: "You... hiccup ...beautiful...how old are you...hiccup..."
Junqing looked at him and did not speak, and let him do so. Duan Funan got out of bed and stood up, looked down at Junqing, and Junqing also looked up at him, and slowly stood up, the position of his head changed from looking up to looking down at him. state.
Duan Funan laughed and hugged Junqing, Junqing put his hands slightly to the sides, but did not make any movements, Duan Funan blew into his ear and said: "You...you How old are you?...…………………………………………………………… Uh, hahaha ...Hi.........Little wife...accompany...accompany you...hiccup hahahaha...then...you guys...be...be...accompany me..." Hiccup while talking, laughing and talking nonsense.
Junqing didn't speak or move. Seeing that he didn't answer, Duan Funan became more motivated. He let go of Junqing's hand and looked into Junqing's eyes seriously. The two of them kept looking at each other. Looking at it, Duan Funan suddenly laughed, and pressed Junqing on the bed.
Junqing leaned his head against the edge of the bed, lying on the bed, Duan Funan pressed on it, knelt on both sides of Junqing's legs, pressed his hands on both sides of Junqing's shoulders, supported the bed with one hand, and lifted the other hand up and down I touched Junqing's face, traced from the eyebrows to the nose, then pulled it to the mouth, and finally returned to the mouth after clicking the chin. The fingers kept tracing Junqing's mouth.
Duan Funan tilted his head and said, "I want to kiss you, can I kiss you?"
Jun Qing swallowed his Adam's apple, opened his mouth, and before he could speak, Duan Funan rushed to ask: "Is it okay, can I kiss you?"
Jun Qing's breathing began to be a little short. Looking at him without speaking, his legs were already slightly bent.Seeing that there was no response, Duan Funan stared at him and said sharply: "May I kiss you! Answer me!"
Junqing's hand was climbing the edge of the bed, the joints were a little white, and the other hand was grabbing the quilt under her body. After a long time, she said softly: "Okay." As soon as he finished saying this word, Duan Funan's sullen face smiled Get up, and then said: "Great, I'm coming." Then he slowly moved his head closer to Junqing, getting closer and closer, and finally touched his lips tentatively, as if nothing happened , pressed down even harder.
Junqing's breathing was already messed up, totally messed up, turned around and pressed Duan Funan under him, still in the same position just now, but changed the upper and lower positions, Junqing and Duan Funan's tongues were entangled, for a while, Duan Funan stretched out his hand to push the person on his body, took the opportunity to breathe, and said: "No...don't..."
Junqing paused, his lips left Duan Funan's, and he kept looking at him, and Duan Funan also looked at him. After a long time, Duan Funan frowned, Junqing thought he was awake, and hurried to get up, who knew Duan Funan Stretching out his hand to trace his eyebrows with his thumb, the tip of his nose turned red immediately, and there seemed to be tears in his eyes. Jun Qing's heart skipped a beat, realizing that what he had just done seemed to have gone too far.
Duan Funan said inarticulately: "You seem...you seem to be Junqing." The more he said, the more weeping, he continued: "But you are not like him, but also like him..." Then he said a bunch of mixed words The words were drooling, and I didn't know what he was talking about until the end.
As he was talking, Xu was tired, so he fell asleep muttering a few words. Junqing also got up slowly, tucked the quilt up for him, sat by the bed for a while, lowered his head and didn't know what he was thinking What, it took a long time to raise my head, got up and sat on the stool in the room, extinguished the candle, fell asleep on the table.
The next morning, Duan Funan woke up before dawn, with a headache, but not too much pain, and suddenly thought that he must have gone crazy from drinking last night, those fragments popped up in his mind, his eyes widened instantly, and he slowly moved his eyes to see From the side, Junqing!Junqing slept on the table!
Duan Funan didn't know if the episodes last night were a dream or it really happened. He kissed Junqing, and Junqing kissed him in turn, and then he saw his good friend "Junqing" when he was a child. After thinking about it, it should be a dream Otherwise, how could we see the dead "Junqing"?
Slowly got up, got out of bed gently, walked to Junqing with bare feet, patted him, and said, "Go to bed and sleep, it won't be dawn until some time... you will catch a cold if you sleep here." Junqing He raised his head buried in his arms and looked at Duan Funan.
Several people looked at each other, walked to the room farthest from Duan Funan's room, and told Lin Qingchen about the previous incident.
At the banquet in the Heavenly Court, where gods from various palaces were invited, Duan Funan went to attend with his parents. After a few people got together, Luo Yin and Ren Xuanli couldn't stay idle. They wanted to find something to do, called Shen Wujin, and arrested I asked Duan Funan and Wei Tian to go together, and later I called them at the banquet, but no one responded, and they played too much, and they didn't sneak in until halfway through the banquet.
But still, the emperor above saw him, pointed at them and said, "Stop!"
The few of them could only stand there honestly, except for Duan Funan, Ren Xuanli, and Luo Yin's parents who were not surprised and drank tea, drank and ate leisurely. Tian's parents are not angry, Shen Wujin's side is more worried.
Dijun: "Duan Funan, Luo Yin, Ren Xuanli, Wei Tian, Shen Wujin, well, they are all good boys, and they work hard to cultivate." In fact, except for Wei Tian and Shen Wujin who are serious, the other three are usually in the martial arts arena. It's just for playing in the writing room.
Duan Funan and Wei Tian lowered their heads as much as possible, Shen Wujin looked at other places, while Luo Yin and Ren Xuanli looked at Dijun.
Dijun patted the armrest next to the chair with his hand, and said: "Okay! Since we are late, everyone will be fined a glass of wine." After speaking, he laughed a few times.
Everyone took a glass of wine from the table and drank it. The emperor also praised them, so he let them go back to their seats. At the beginning, they were nothing, just a glass of wine. It became more and more red, more and more red, and finally his body became limp. Duan Funan's parents thought he couldn't drink, so they gave him anti-alcohol medicine.
Ask him to lean on the place to rest, but the banquet went well, Duan Funan suddenly jumped up and walked around the venue, no one knew what he was going to do, the result!He grabbed the wine fairy and began to tease her, picked her chin, and said something, the little girl is so beautiful, how old is she this year, has she left the cabinet, do you want to go home with him, etc., hiccups, screaming The fairy was so angry that she didn't know what to say, so she turned her head and ran away crying.
Everyone's expressions changed. Duan Funan's parents wanted to catch him, but he ran so fast that people couldn't catch him. Shen Wujin went to catch him.
If he couldn't catch him, he didn't say anything, and Duan Funan caught him, grabbed one and flirted with the other, hooked their chins and said: You are so beautiful, come home with me?Why do you have no breasts?Such obscene words, it doesn't count when you finish talking, you have to start pinching your face, waist and hugging people.
In the end, it was the emperor who tied the people up with fairy ropes. Duan Funan's father quickly put Duan Funan on his shoulder like a silkworm baby and walked home. Duan Funan's mother apologized to everyone, and returned home after apologizing one by one. s home.
After Duan Funan woke up the next day, he heard Luo Yin and the others tell him about his madness at the banquet yesterday. Duan Funan's eyes twitched and his whole body trembled. The fairy apologized one by one, one by one, and knelt down to apologize to others, for fear that they would not forgive him.
The fairies saw him like this, but he didn't do it on purpose yesterday, so they all forgave him. He spent a whole day apologizing to the fairies, and it was already night when Luo Yin and the others found him. In front of the gate of the Emperor's Hall, he knelt there, knocked his head on the ground and couldn't get up. Later, when the Emperor came out, he asked the Emperor to punish him with a set of heavenly punishments.
Dijun knew that yesterday was not his nature, so he sighed and said: "I know you didn't do it on purpose yesterday, it's okay, go back." But Duan Funan knelt on the ground and said, "If Dijun doesn't punish me, I won't get up "I have seen people asking for rewards, but I have never seen anyone asking for punishment.
The emperor insisted not to punish him, and he also insisted on knocking on the ground and not getting up, and said, "If the emperor doesn't punish me, I will keep kneeling." In the end, the emperor reluctantly sent someone to invite Duan Funan's parents, who were his father. Even if the mother pulled his two arms at the same time, she couldn't hold his stubborn donkey.
In the end, Duan Funan's father asked the emperor to give him a set of heavenly punishments as soon as he gritted his teeth. His mother was naturally unwilling, and after a set of heavenly punishments, he really wanted to take off a layer of skin.Later Dijun couldn't stand Duan Funan and his father's plea, he sighed and told him to go to the Heavenly Execution Office to be punished tomorrow, and then turned back to the Dijun Palace.
Duan Funan got up and ran out of the Emperor's Palace. Duan Funan's parents didn't find anyone else when they returned to the dormitory. Duan Funan didn't go back to his own dormitory. Later, he heard from the old man in charge that there were people waiting here in the middle of the night. The old man called him Let's go, come back tomorrow to receive the punishment, but he refuses to leave and wants to wait for the punishment here, the old man sighed and ignored him.
At dawn, Luo Yin, Ren Xuanli, Shen Wujin, and Wei Tian went there to look for Duan Funan, as well as Duan Funan's parents. They knew that Duan Funan would definitely come here.As soon as he arrived at Tianxing Office, he saw Duan Funan waiting there.
The old man went out and untied the iron chain in front of the gate of the Heavenly Punishment Office.As soon as he was relieved, Duan Funan ran in and walked onto the execution platform that day, the old man was stunned, saying that he had never seen anyone who was so positively subjected to this day's punishment.
The old man used to lock Duan Funan with heavy iron chains, and told him before the start, Duan Funan nodded, took a breath and waited for the punishment from the sky, the process of receiving the punishment from the sky was more difficult and harder than the other. , He didn't yell out the first few times, and after holding back a few times, he couldn't help but yelled out, his face was so red that they could all see the drooling strands of Duan Funan's upper and lower teeth...!
After roaring a few times, he gritted his teeth and insisted, his teeth were bleeding from biting, his mouth was full of blood, and the veins on his head were protruding. After the set was settled, several people and Duan Funan's parents went to help him, and he was completely paralyzed. Unable to move, and trembling uncontrollably, the old man in charge told them to go back and take good care of Duan Funan.
Duan Funan's father picked him up and went back, Luo Yin and the others followed Duan Funan all the way back to Duan Funan's bedroom, and then Duan Funan was thrown face down on the bed, his father even patted his ass and said: " Good boy" Duan Funan's mother slapped his father hard on the shoulder, angrily pushed his father away, turned Duan Funan over and covered him with a quilt.
His parents went to Wan Pharmacy together to get medicine for him and boiled it back. During the two months of recuperation, except for Duan Funan's parents, they were the ones who accompanied him.
Lin Qingchen couldn't help applauding after hearing this: "Man! What a man!"
On the other side - a section of Funan Room
Jun Qing was sitting beside Duan Funan's bed, holding his hand all the time, and Duan Funan was already in a state where he couldn't keep his eyes open.Junqing just kept looking at him, not walking away at all.
Suddenly, Duan Funan propped himself up and got up quickly, Jun Qing's hand immediately let go, Duan Funan turned his head to look at Jun Qing, his eyes were blurred, he stretched out his hand to hug Jun Qing's face after watching for a while, and said: "You... hiccup ...beautiful...how old are you...hiccup..."
Junqing looked at him and did not speak, and let him do so. Duan Funan got out of bed and stood up, looked down at Junqing, and Junqing also looked up at him, and slowly stood up, the position of his head changed from looking up to looking down at him. state.
Duan Funan laughed and hugged Junqing, Junqing put his hands slightly to the sides, but did not make any movements, Duan Funan blew into his ear and said: "You...you How old are you?...…………………………………………………………… Uh, hahaha ...Hi.........Little wife...accompany...accompany you...hiccup hahahaha...then...you guys...be...be...accompany me..." Hiccup while talking, laughing and talking nonsense.
Junqing didn't speak or move. Seeing that he didn't answer, Duan Funan became more motivated. He let go of Junqing's hand and looked into Junqing's eyes seriously. The two of them kept looking at each other. Looking at it, Duan Funan suddenly laughed, and pressed Junqing on the bed.
Junqing leaned his head against the edge of the bed, lying on the bed, Duan Funan pressed on it, knelt on both sides of Junqing's legs, pressed his hands on both sides of Junqing's shoulders, supported the bed with one hand, and lifted the other hand up and down I touched Junqing's face, traced from the eyebrows to the nose, then pulled it to the mouth, and finally returned to the mouth after clicking the chin. The fingers kept tracing Junqing's mouth.
Duan Funan tilted his head and said, "I want to kiss you, can I kiss you?"
Jun Qing swallowed his Adam's apple, opened his mouth, and before he could speak, Duan Funan rushed to ask: "Is it okay, can I kiss you?"
Jun Qing's breathing began to be a little short. Looking at him without speaking, his legs were already slightly bent.Seeing that there was no response, Duan Funan stared at him and said sharply: "May I kiss you! Answer me!"
Junqing's hand was climbing the edge of the bed, the joints were a little white, and the other hand was grabbing the quilt under her body. After a long time, she said softly: "Okay." As soon as he finished saying this word, Duan Funan's sullen face smiled Get up, and then said: "Great, I'm coming." Then he slowly moved his head closer to Junqing, getting closer and closer, and finally touched his lips tentatively, as if nothing happened , pressed down even harder.
Junqing's breathing was already messed up, totally messed up, turned around and pressed Duan Funan under him, still in the same position just now, but changed the upper and lower positions, Junqing and Duan Funan's tongues were entangled, for a while, Duan Funan stretched out his hand to push the person on his body, took the opportunity to breathe, and said: "No...don't..."
Junqing paused, his lips left Duan Funan's, and he kept looking at him, and Duan Funan also looked at him. After a long time, Duan Funan frowned, Junqing thought he was awake, and hurried to get up, who knew Duan Funan Stretching out his hand to trace his eyebrows with his thumb, the tip of his nose turned red immediately, and there seemed to be tears in his eyes. Jun Qing's heart skipped a beat, realizing that what he had just done seemed to have gone too far.
Duan Funan said inarticulately: "You seem...you seem to be Junqing." The more he said, the more weeping, he continued: "But you are not like him, but also like him..." Then he said a bunch of mixed words The words were drooling, and I didn't know what he was talking about until the end.
As he was talking, Xu was tired, so he fell asleep muttering a few words. Junqing also got up slowly, tucked the quilt up for him, sat by the bed for a while, lowered his head and didn't know what he was thinking What, it took a long time to raise my head, got up and sat on the stool in the room, extinguished the candle, fell asleep on the table.
The next morning, Duan Funan woke up before dawn, with a headache, but not too much pain, and suddenly thought that he must have gone crazy from drinking last night, those fragments popped up in his mind, his eyes widened instantly, and he slowly moved his eyes to see From the side, Junqing!Junqing slept on the table!
Duan Funan didn't know if the episodes last night were a dream or it really happened. He kissed Junqing, and Junqing kissed him in turn, and then he saw his good friend "Junqing" when he was a child. After thinking about it, it should be a dream Otherwise, how could we see the dead "Junqing"?
Slowly got up, got out of bed gently, walked to Junqing with bare feet, patted him, and said, "Go to bed and sleep, it won't be dawn until some time... you will catch a cold if you sleep here." Junqing He raised his head buried in his arms and looked at Duan Funan.
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