A squeamish bag can defeat a hundred [quick travel]

Ji Qing couldn't help but smile after getting off Starnet, "System, Aldridge can still post emojis."

"It's Shibie who really admired him for three days. It's over. He is so cute that I really want to tease him." Ji Qing climbed onto the bed and whispered in the dark: "Mr. Tiger, good night."

When he woke up the next morning, Ji Qing began to implement his plan to flirt. He has flirted so many worlds, and he has rich practical experience and theoretical experience.

Today, Ji Qing found a rather large white shirt. He unbuttoned the two front buttons to reveal his collarbone, then sat in front of a blank wall, and turned on the camera function of the optical computer.

The camera was above Ji Qing. Ji Qing held his knees and raised his eyes to class, showing a sweet smile. His eyes narrowed cutely, the long upper eyelashes were intertwined with the lower eyelashes, and his mouth was wide open. The corners of the mouth were raised slightly, and the little pear nest appeared sweetly.

Ji Qing looked at himself in the camera and felt that something was missing, so he drew two pink horizontal lines on the smiling apple muscles with a pink pen, two horizontal lines on the left and two horizontal lines on the right. The skin is as white as milk.

The camera took hundreds of pictures, and Ji Qing's face was almost frozen with laughter. After the filming was over, Ji Qing picked out the cutest one, and then found out the emoji that Aldridge sent yesterday. The emoji It's like this (≧▽≦), Ji Qing put the emoji P next to the photo, then opened Starnet, and immediately saw the message Mr. Huhu Shengwei sent him.

Ji Qing didn't click on the chat first, he found his personal space, created a group for Hu Hu Shengwei, and then posted the photo, with the text "Cute emoticons make people feel better, listen Saying that cute people can also make people feel better~"

Then Ji Qing opened the chat software, and after seeing the message from Aldrich, there were still emojis like (≧▽≦) in the message, and Ji Qing also showed a cute smile like an emoji, "I'm looking forward to it How would Aldridge react when he saw my photo and then saw this emoji?"

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Let's turn back the time, go back to last night, and go back to the perspective of Mr. Cute Tiger——

The big tiger has no humanity at all. He woke up the innocent guards in the middle of the night extremely cruelly. talk.

——The Book of Love?Marshal, have you met someone you like?

The big tiger replied coldly, "Yes." Then the tiger stared at the line of words, thinking coldly in his heart, I won't tell you that he praised me for being cute.

——Did Marshal meet each other on Xingwang, or in real life?

Big Tiger fell into deep thought. The first meeting between him and Ji Qing was in real life, but that was completely black history, and he couldn't say it, so he avoided the important point and said lightly: "Now we are chatting on Xingwang."

——Then let me tell the marshal how to chat

Big Tiger's eyes lit up, and he quickly replied: "Yes."

——First of all, the content of our chat is divided into two categories, one is superficial topics, and the other is deep topics. And deep topics are more in-depth topics such as "what do you think about love" and "what are your future plans for life?" If we want to pursue others, we must try to turn superficial topics into deep topics

Big Tiger nodded seriously, took out his notebook and listened obediently.

——How did the marshal interact with the other party?

The big tiger held back for a long time without saying a word. If it was a live broadcast, the hottest live broadcast in the entire federation was an amateur live broadcast. His personal guards could guess that the other party was an amateur with their toes.

Coupled with the famous quote he said before, and the incident that will go to the military court tomorrow, isn't Ji Qing's identity ready to be revealed?

He messed up the other party's marrow washing period and went to the military court because of it, and used a trumpet to watch the other party's live broadcast, added a star network account to sell cute emoji, dare not reveal his identity but pretend to be cute... Absolutely!right!No!able!explain!

The guard who did not wait for a reply consciously shut up.

——Marshal can find out the reason for the intersection between you. If you met because you also like a movie, then you can discuss the movie first. Acting, this is the surface topic

——Then you can say, but what I admire the most about the male lead is not the inside of the play, but his emotional problems outside of the play. He and his first love have been together for ten years, and finally they got married. Tell me again, I also hope to meet such a person, a pair of people for a lifetime, so I have been waiting, you say, how long will I wait

——You see, in this way we have sublimated the superficial topic of the movie to a deep topic like emotion. The above are all my assumptions. Marshal, you can learn from it

The tiger ears stood straight up, and the bright golden eyes were like a big light bulb in the dark room. Aldridge nodded frantically as if enlightened, and then forced his head down and typed: "Continue."

Big Tiger added: "I'll give you a box of energy crystals tomorrow."

——Thank you Marshal!I am willing to go through fire and water for you, Marshal! ! !

——When chatting in daily life, one thing we should pay attention to is to learn to praise each other and praise each other, but don't do it deliberately. I will sort out the content of complimenting people and send it to you tomorrow, Marshal

The big tiger snorted and thought proudly in his heart, I don't need to learn more about this aspect, because Ji Qing is so cute, people want to praise him at first glance, the person I like is so good, it's really amazing There's a solution, forget it, let's brainstorm, he condescended and said: "Okay."

The word "ba" is very intriguing. The guards who are thousands of miles away speculate on the meaning of His Majesty the Marshal, and anxiously think about which sentence he said.

Aldridge waited for a while, but he didn't see a reply, so he asked impatiently, "What else?"

——We should not only praise each other, but also let the other party see our own shining points. Marshal, you have many advantages, and now your advantages are very valuable in the process of dating

The big tiger flicked his tail, he thought triumphantly, I do have many advantages, and when he saw the next sentence, the big tiger froze as if struck by lightning.

——For example, you are the only SS-level orc in the entire Federation. If the other party knows your identity, they will definitely have a good impression of you

!!!

Can't!Don't let him know my identity!

Aldridge thought about Ji Qing's reaction when he knew his identity. He must have cruelly refused to pull Hei and never see each other again. Thinking of this terrible ending, the hair on his tail stood up in horror.

"I want to remain mysterious and not reveal my true identity." Big Tiger typed tremblingly.

For a while, Qin Wei made up the bloody drama of the rich second generation concealing his identity and pursuing true love. He shook his head, and then flatteringly typed into the light brain.

——There are many other ways, such as showing your force value through the game "Colosseum". It is best to invite the other party to participate in the game, protect the other party in the game, give the other party a sense of security, and make the other party feel that you are very reliable

"Colosseum" is the most popular game in the Federation. At the beginning of the game, all players are gladiators in the Colosseum. Through battles one after another, they can improve their level. The highest level is to become a fighter. The king in the arena, the king can dominate the entire arena, but so far no one has achieved this achievement.

There are many reasons why "Colosseum" is so hot, the most important of which is its 100% real experience, there is no difference between fighting in it and fighting in reality. In this game, you can vent your anger in your heart. This game is a good decompression game.

Aldrich had never played this game, he played the game according to Qin Wei's suggestion, but of course he didn't start playing.

It is two o'clock in the morning, and the guards have already gone offline to sleep. Aldridge bought fresh pumpkins, raisins, osmanthus, sesame seeds, peanuts, and flour on the star network, and then waited for the expedited express delivery at [-]:[-] a.m. .

Aldridge turned into a human form, and took the courier package into the kitchen. His kitchen was fully equipped, and Aldrich seriously wrapped himself in a blue and white plaid apron. If outsiders saw Aldrich With this look, I'm afraid he will stare out his eyes in shock.

Yes, Marshal Aldrich, the most vicious in the entire Federation, is actually a culinary enthusiast in private, but even his father, Marshal Abner, and his mother, Mrs. Audrey, have never tasted the food he cooks.

A screen recording of Ji Qing's live broadcast of making pumpkin pies was projected into his brain. Aldrich's tiger tail swayed slowly. He rolled up his sleeves, revealing smooth arm lines, and was very skilled at peeling and dicing pumpkins.

It took two hours, His Excellency the Marshal finished the pumpkin pie, he took out a pumpkin pie and took a bite.

The pumpkin pie was deep-fried, and the outer skin was a bit crispy, but when you bite into it, you can taste the soft and glutinous body of the pie, and the innermost filling is a bit too sweet for Aldrich.

He doesn't like or dislike sweets, but the raisins and osmanthus inside are both sweet and greasy, but Aldrich tasted them one bite after another seriously. He closed his eyes, and the golden eyelashes cast a small block shadow.

Aldridge remembered that day when he hugged the man in his arms, and then lowered his head to kiss the corner of his lips lightly.

At that time, he was only very careful, as if he was using the strength to treat a fragile treasure, and kissed lightly. He didn't taste any taste, and even the soft touch was easy to touch, but now, so quietly When trying to reminisce, he suddenly felt that that kiss should taste like this.

The sweet taste is a bit too much.

The sweet osmanthus is contained on the tip of the tongue, and when the excessive sweetness dissipates, what remains is a light fragrance.

It’s really like this pumpkin pie. When I tasted it, I was so sweet that my teeth fell out, and I lost all my sanity. However, as time passed, the elegant and tranquil fragrance gradually emerged. out.

Aldrich finished the last bite of the pumpkin pie, and stood quietly in front of the dining table. At that time, the first ray of light in the morning came in through the window lattice, and shone on the corners of Aldrich's slightly raised lips.

Aldrich put the remaining pumpkin pies on a small plate and arranged five golden pumpkin pies in the shape of small flowers. Aldrich took out a white radish and carved a round little tiger. The meat was used to make the eyes of the little tiger. Aldrich put the little tiger in the center of the plate and took many photos of the small plate.

He chose the best photo and wanted to send it to Ji Qing, but it's five o'clock, it seems a bit too early?

Aldridge rubbed his own temples, although he didn't sleep all night, he is not sleepy at all, but very excited.

So Aldrich first went to "Colosseum" to play for two hours, quit the game after upgrading many levels, held the optical computer and sent the photo seriously, and then thought about the words: "Good morning ( ≧▽≦), I thought about cookies all night, and I couldn’t wait to make them this morning.”

"The cookies are really delicious, and I feel good all day after eating them."

After sending this message, the alarm clock of the "court-martial" flashed in Guang Guang's mind, and Aldridge remembered that he was going to the court-martial today.

Aldridge washed up briefly, put on formal clothes, and drove the hover car out.

When he was about to arrive at the military court, Aldrich's optical brain lit up, which was an update reminder of Ji Qing's personal space. Aldrich clicked on the optical brain while driving, and a picture of a super sweet and cute explosion The photo zoomed in on him.

That smiley face is [-] times cuter than emoticons.

"Boom—" This is the sound of the Marshal's suspension vehicle crashing into the gate of the military court.