A squeamish bag can defeat a hundred [quick travel]
Chapter 56 My shit-shoveling officer is Xianjun
After successfully coaxing the shit-shoveling officer, Ji Qing happily lay in Chu Bohong's arms, enjoying Chu Bohong's smooth service.
They walked through the cemetery and came to a dilapidated temple.
That temple enshrines a Huanxi Buddha. The Buddha statue is made of gold, with thin eyebrows and eyes, and the whole body is dark gold. Only the lips are a little scarlet, as if they have sucked countless flesh and blood, and then sticky blood is left on the lips.
The joss stick was burning, emitting a pink mist.
Chu Bohong frowned, cut off the incense candle with his sword, and looked at the Huanxi Buddha with his sword.
The originally frozen Buddha statue slowly rolled its eyes, looking at Chu Bohong with a half-smile.
Its scarlet lips opened, and a pink mist spewed out. Immediately, the temple was filled with a charming and sweet breath.
A series of coquettish groans echoed in the silent temple.
Countless enchanting and charming beauties floated in the void. They were only covered with a layer of light pink gauze, with eyes like silk, staring at Chu Bohong shyly and timidly.
It really made the kitten very angry.
Ji Qing poked his head out of Chu Bohong's arms, and looked coldly at the Huanxi Buddha. When his eyes met, the face of the Buddha statue froze, and his eyes slowly turned back, pretending that he was just an ordinary Buddha statue.
All illusions also disappeared.
Chu Bohong laughed, rubbed Ji Qing's little head, and then swung his sword at the Buddha statue.
The piercing sword energy pierced the Buddha statue, and the golden Buddha of Joy was split in two, and scarlet blood slowly flowed out. It was a hollow structure, and a line of small golden characters emerged from it.
"Form is emptiness, emptiness is form, form is not different from emptiness, emptiness is not different from form."
They turned into a ray of golden light and flew into Chu Bohong's body. Chu Bohong's cultivation level skyrocketed, and he suddenly became a monk at the Golden Core stage. He opened his eyes, and there was a golden light shining in his eyes. Dare to look directly.
Then the golden light slowly faded away, and finally returned to the calm black eyes.
Chu Bohong felt the skyrocketing cultivation, then raised the Yunxiao Sword, and split the dilapidated temple with one sword.
Countless pink skeletons emerged, and the stench and pungent smell flooded, and all those skeletons turned into a handful of desolate bones under the light of the sword.
Ji Qing covered her nose in pain, feeling that she was about to faint from the smell.
Chu Bohong took Ji Qing and strode away from here.
The other ghosts on the road did not dare to approach Chu Bohong at all, and they all stayed in the corner as quietly as chickens. After Chu Bohong walked a certain distance, he took out the kitten that was covering its nose, and gently stroked its neck. With a small head, he said, "Aren't you feeling well now?"
Ji Qing took a breath of fresh air as if he was born in heaven, and made a snoring sound from his mouth.
The door to the next trial was already wide open, but Chu Bohong walked around the door calmly.
Ji Qing tilted his head in confusion, and looked at Chu Bohong meowingly.
Chu Bohong looked down at Ji Qing tenderly, scratched Ji Qing's chin with his hands, and said softly: "We agreed to take care of you, now is our time to relax."
Relaxing in such a gloomy place, shit shovel officer, you are also very interesting.
Ji Qing was deeply impressed.
Chu Bohong didn't know what Ji Qing was complaining about, so he carried Ji Qing to a ghost tree and took down the skull lantern.
Ji Qing poked his head out curiously, wanting to see what kind of moth Chu Bohong could come up with.
"When I was a mortal, I watched a scholar pursue a girl." Chu Bohong continued to take down the skull lantern while talking.
"He arranged the lanterns in the shape of a heart, and invited that girl to watch them at night." Chu Bohong said, and he arranged all the skull lanterns in the shape of hearts. The positions he placed were very strict and symmetrical, which can be called vast Good news for those with obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Yingying green light flickered in the dark night, Chu Bohong hugged Ji Qing and looked at the piece of love.
Rows of skulls stared at Ji Qing with reluctance, and Ji Qing felt that this romance was a bit heavy.
"I was still a chivalrous man at the time, sitting on a tree and wearing black clothes, so I was not noticed by the pair of talented men and beautiful women." Chu Bohong slightly hooked the corners of his lips, and said, "The song sung by that scholar is very nice. .”
"Good words."
Chu Bohong read out in a low voice, "When we met, I would have paid attention to it, let alone now."
Chu Bohong rubbed Ji Qing's head, and his black eyes reflected a glistening green light, like the sky was filled with glitter. Ji Qing, who was originally a bit ridiculous, suddenly felt an indescribable beauty at this moment.
He looked at Chu Bohong with a gentle smile, "Let me play a tune for you."
When he said this, his eyes were like a lake of Wangqing that had been shrouded in thick fog for many years. All the deep feelings were melted in the lake, leaving only a silent blackness in the end.
At this moment, Ji Qing suddenly had an urge to lick Chu Bohong's chin. He carefully but somehow shyly licked Chu Bohong's chin. After licking, he quickly retracted, pretending that nothing happened. Pass.
Chu Bohong laughed in a good mood, showing his little canine teeth, which gave him a little more childishness. This kind of childishness is the unique innocence of big boys. youth.
Chu Bohong put Ji Qing on the ground, got up to pick the leaves, then sat cross-legged on the ground, put the leaves to his mouth, and played a little tune.
The tone is melodious and light.
Like the gurgling water in the mountains, ding ding dong dong over the rocks, flowing happily.It is also like wild geese flapping their wings at sunset. They fly in groups in the air, and the setting sun gives their wings an orange-red outline.
Ji Qing jumped onto Chu Bohong's lap, found a comfortable position, and lay happily on Chu Bohong's lap, her little tail swaying happily to and fro with the rhythm of the tune.
At the end of the song, Chu Bohong lowered his head, touched Ji Qing, and said softly: "This is the life I wanted to live before, walking the world with my sword."
The expression on his face gradually faded, and finally returned to calm, "It's just...it can't be realized after all."
Ji Qing stretched out his small paws to hold Chu Bohong's hand, and pressed it softly with the pads of his flesh. Then he raised his eyes and stared at Chu Bohong peacefully with his blue eyes.
The kitten rubbed against Chu Bohong's palm and made a sweet and soft cry.
"Meow~~~"
It’s okay, you still have me! If you masturbate such a cute kitten, you’ll make a lot of money!
Chu Bohong looked into Ji Qing's eyes, as if he understood what he meant, he held Ji Qing in his arms, kissed him lightly, and said, "It's lucky that I met you."
"Do you have a name?" Chu Bohong asked softly, touching Ji Qing's back.
The name is naturally there.
Ji Qing paralyzed in Chu Bohong's arms with some confusion.
But he can't change into a human form yet, he only has one tail now, and he can change into a human form when he has three tails.
I always feel that if I open my mouth to talk, the next relationship will become very awkward, such as: "Meow meow meow shoveling shit! Hurry up and smooth my hair!"
"Ah~ Meow~ Yes, this is the location! Meow Meow~ Yes! Keep touching~"
Naturally, Chu Bohong didn't know Ji Qing's thoughts, he touched Ji Qing and said, "Can I call you Xiaobai?"
What kind of earth-shattering name is this, I like it so much.
Ji Qing shook Chu Bohong's hand with his tail indifferently, expressing his refusal.
"Xiao Mi? Xiao Lan?" Chu Bohong continued to ask after careful consideration.
He looked down and saw Ji Qing's stinky little expression, couldn't help covering his lips and coughing lightly, and said, "I'm not very good at picking names."
See it.
Ji Qing rested his claws on Chu Bohong's hand, showing his pointed nails.He controlled the strength and wrote his name stroke by stroke on Chu Bohong's palm.
"Ji Qing?" Chu Bohong followed suit.
The kitten in his arms meowed sweetly, and rubbed against his body delicately.
"You must be a big monster." Chu Bohong said firmly.
Ji Qing pretended to be stupid and collapsed in Chu Bohong's arms, showing him her white and soft belly, ready to use her cute belly to attack and defeat the enemy's reason.
Sure enough, the enemy couldn't help rubbing Ji Qing's belly with his hands, making Ji Qing very comfortable, and his calves were shaking happily.
"When I was a mortal, I heard that monsters can absorb people's energy." Chu Bohong said to himself: "The monsters in the world of cultivating immortals are naturally different. Do you want to absorb my energy or spiritual power?" ?”
Ji Qing opened his watery blue eyes and looked at Chu Bohong helplessly.
Children only make choices, so of course Ben Miaomiao wants it all! Ah bah, what am I talking about? I’m not those coquettish sluts out there, I only want your little dried fish!!!
Chu Bohong rubbed Ji Qing's little head, and said softly: "If there is such a day, just don't suck me dry."
"Give me a breath, I'll make you dried fish." Chu Bohong said with a smile.
Meow, I'm so ashamed, why did you say that suddenly, it's so embarrassing.
Ji Qing frantically rubbed back and forth against Chu Bohong, making sweet and sweet meowing sounds.
Chu Bohong hugged the excited Ji Qing, "Okay, we are going to challenge the next trial." He carried Ji Qing and walked to the radiant door.
I saw three words "Phantom Spirit Gate" slowly appearing on the door.
It seems to be a trial related to the illusion.
Chu Bohong took a deep breath, strode into the door with Ji Qing in his arms, and the world was spinning for a while——
Ji Qing opened his eyes and found himself lying among a pile of kittens.They are all new-born kittens, whose fur has not yet fully grown, and make weak and weak calls in the nest.
Meow meow meow?
Ji Qing was so dazed that he was squeezed together by a bunch of kittens, lowered his head and raised his little paw.
It was a small claw before, and now it is a super invincible miniature claw.
His whole body has shrunk several times, he is really weak and helpless, so pitiful that he is squeezed around by those kittens.
The hunger in the stomach is brushing up the sense of existence.
Ji Qing thought about it calmly, and when he looked up, he saw his mother cat. This mother cat was lying in the nest, feeding a group of kittens who were waiting to be fed.
There are so many kittens around Ji Qing who are jostling for milk.
I'm so hungry.
It smells so good.
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu want to drink milk.
Driven by hunger, Ji Qing quickly overcame his own psychological barrier. He caught sight of the weakest kitten, rushed up and squeezed the kitten out, and happily drank milk by himself.
The kitten that was squeezed out was extremely at a loss. The kitten was white all over, with a tuft of black hair between its eyebrows. Rubbed Ji Qing's ass.
Ji Qingnai turned her head ferociously, and looked at the kitten with black hair between her eyebrows, and then, a terrifying sense of familiarity suddenly appeared in his heart.
Very familiar.
shit...
Chu Bohong, you won’t become a kitten too, right?!
Do you still have no memory?!
Ji Qing felt as if ten thousand muddy horses galloped by, and he stared dumbfounded at the kitten suspected to be Chu Bohong.
The kitten meowed weakly, with a particularly cute voice, and its little head tilted obediently.
At this moment, Ji Qing suddenly understood Chu Bohong's perverted behavior of touching the cat, because... the kitten is really cute.
Ji Qing is a person who believes in intuition very much. He thinks that this kitten is Chu Bohong, so there is a high possibility that it is true, so Ji Qing kicks another kitten beside him who is sucking milk. Go out, and then pull Chu Bohong up to suck milk together.
The kitten who was kicked out was very angry, and angrily wanted to fight Ji Qing.
The reason why the boss is a boss is that he still dominates among a bunch of shaky kittens.
Ji Qing used his cat-maow fist, knocked over the provocative kitten, and got Chu Bohong's wet adoring eyes.
shit...
It's shameful to be cute!
Ji Qingshen covered Chu Bohong's face with his paws, and said in a milky voice, "Meow meow~meow meow~" What are you looking at, drink milk quickly, you idiot!
Little fan Chu Bohong followed the imperial decree, and happily drank milk next to Ji Qing.
The tips of their two kittens' tails were happily wagging together, even at the same frequency.
They walked through the cemetery and came to a dilapidated temple.
That temple enshrines a Huanxi Buddha. The Buddha statue is made of gold, with thin eyebrows and eyes, and the whole body is dark gold. Only the lips are a little scarlet, as if they have sucked countless flesh and blood, and then sticky blood is left on the lips.
The joss stick was burning, emitting a pink mist.
Chu Bohong frowned, cut off the incense candle with his sword, and looked at the Huanxi Buddha with his sword.
The originally frozen Buddha statue slowly rolled its eyes, looking at Chu Bohong with a half-smile.
Its scarlet lips opened, and a pink mist spewed out. Immediately, the temple was filled with a charming and sweet breath.
A series of coquettish groans echoed in the silent temple.
Countless enchanting and charming beauties floated in the void. They were only covered with a layer of light pink gauze, with eyes like silk, staring at Chu Bohong shyly and timidly.
It really made the kitten very angry.
Ji Qing poked his head out of Chu Bohong's arms, and looked coldly at the Huanxi Buddha. When his eyes met, the face of the Buddha statue froze, and his eyes slowly turned back, pretending that he was just an ordinary Buddha statue.
All illusions also disappeared.
Chu Bohong laughed, rubbed Ji Qing's little head, and then swung his sword at the Buddha statue.
The piercing sword energy pierced the Buddha statue, and the golden Buddha of Joy was split in two, and scarlet blood slowly flowed out. It was a hollow structure, and a line of small golden characters emerged from it.
"Form is emptiness, emptiness is form, form is not different from emptiness, emptiness is not different from form."
They turned into a ray of golden light and flew into Chu Bohong's body. Chu Bohong's cultivation level skyrocketed, and he suddenly became a monk at the Golden Core stage. He opened his eyes, and there was a golden light shining in his eyes. Dare to look directly.
Then the golden light slowly faded away, and finally returned to the calm black eyes.
Chu Bohong felt the skyrocketing cultivation, then raised the Yunxiao Sword, and split the dilapidated temple with one sword.
Countless pink skeletons emerged, and the stench and pungent smell flooded, and all those skeletons turned into a handful of desolate bones under the light of the sword.
Ji Qing covered her nose in pain, feeling that she was about to faint from the smell.
Chu Bohong took Ji Qing and strode away from here.
The other ghosts on the road did not dare to approach Chu Bohong at all, and they all stayed in the corner as quietly as chickens. After Chu Bohong walked a certain distance, he took out the kitten that was covering its nose, and gently stroked its neck. With a small head, he said, "Aren't you feeling well now?"
Ji Qing took a breath of fresh air as if he was born in heaven, and made a snoring sound from his mouth.
The door to the next trial was already wide open, but Chu Bohong walked around the door calmly.
Ji Qing tilted his head in confusion, and looked at Chu Bohong meowingly.
Chu Bohong looked down at Ji Qing tenderly, scratched Ji Qing's chin with his hands, and said softly: "We agreed to take care of you, now is our time to relax."
Relaxing in such a gloomy place, shit shovel officer, you are also very interesting.
Ji Qing was deeply impressed.
Chu Bohong didn't know what Ji Qing was complaining about, so he carried Ji Qing to a ghost tree and took down the skull lantern.
Ji Qing poked his head out curiously, wanting to see what kind of moth Chu Bohong could come up with.
"When I was a mortal, I watched a scholar pursue a girl." Chu Bohong continued to take down the skull lantern while talking.
"He arranged the lanterns in the shape of a heart, and invited that girl to watch them at night." Chu Bohong said, and he arranged all the skull lanterns in the shape of hearts. The positions he placed were very strict and symmetrical, which can be called vast Good news for those with obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Yingying green light flickered in the dark night, Chu Bohong hugged Ji Qing and looked at the piece of love.
Rows of skulls stared at Ji Qing with reluctance, and Ji Qing felt that this romance was a bit heavy.
"I was still a chivalrous man at the time, sitting on a tree and wearing black clothes, so I was not noticed by the pair of talented men and beautiful women." Chu Bohong slightly hooked the corners of his lips, and said, "The song sung by that scholar is very nice. .”
"Good words."
Chu Bohong read out in a low voice, "When we met, I would have paid attention to it, let alone now."
Chu Bohong rubbed Ji Qing's head, and his black eyes reflected a glistening green light, like the sky was filled with glitter. Ji Qing, who was originally a bit ridiculous, suddenly felt an indescribable beauty at this moment.
He looked at Chu Bohong with a gentle smile, "Let me play a tune for you."
When he said this, his eyes were like a lake of Wangqing that had been shrouded in thick fog for many years. All the deep feelings were melted in the lake, leaving only a silent blackness in the end.
At this moment, Ji Qing suddenly had an urge to lick Chu Bohong's chin. He carefully but somehow shyly licked Chu Bohong's chin. After licking, he quickly retracted, pretending that nothing happened. Pass.
Chu Bohong laughed in a good mood, showing his little canine teeth, which gave him a little more childishness. This kind of childishness is the unique innocence of big boys. youth.
Chu Bohong put Ji Qing on the ground, got up to pick the leaves, then sat cross-legged on the ground, put the leaves to his mouth, and played a little tune.
The tone is melodious and light.
Like the gurgling water in the mountains, ding ding dong dong over the rocks, flowing happily.It is also like wild geese flapping their wings at sunset. They fly in groups in the air, and the setting sun gives their wings an orange-red outline.
Ji Qing jumped onto Chu Bohong's lap, found a comfortable position, and lay happily on Chu Bohong's lap, her little tail swaying happily to and fro with the rhythm of the tune.
At the end of the song, Chu Bohong lowered his head, touched Ji Qing, and said softly: "This is the life I wanted to live before, walking the world with my sword."
The expression on his face gradually faded, and finally returned to calm, "It's just...it can't be realized after all."
Ji Qing stretched out his small paws to hold Chu Bohong's hand, and pressed it softly with the pads of his flesh. Then he raised his eyes and stared at Chu Bohong peacefully with his blue eyes.
The kitten rubbed against Chu Bohong's palm and made a sweet and soft cry.
"Meow~~~"
It’s okay, you still have me! If you masturbate such a cute kitten, you’ll make a lot of money!
Chu Bohong looked into Ji Qing's eyes, as if he understood what he meant, he held Ji Qing in his arms, kissed him lightly, and said, "It's lucky that I met you."
"Do you have a name?" Chu Bohong asked softly, touching Ji Qing's back.
The name is naturally there.
Ji Qing paralyzed in Chu Bohong's arms with some confusion.
But he can't change into a human form yet, he only has one tail now, and he can change into a human form when he has three tails.
I always feel that if I open my mouth to talk, the next relationship will become very awkward, such as: "Meow meow meow shoveling shit! Hurry up and smooth my hair!"
"Ah~ Meow~ Yes, this is the location! Meow Meow~ Yes! Keep touching~"
Naturally, Chu Bohong didn't know Ji Qing's thoughts, he touched Ji Qing and said, "Can I call you Xiaobai?"
What kind of earth-shattering name is this, I like it so much.
Ji Qing shook Chu Bohong's hand with his tail indifferently, expressing his refusal.
"Xiao Mi? Xiao Lan?" Chu Bohong continued to ask after careful consideration.
He looked down and saw Ji Qing's stinky little expression, couldn't help covering his lips and coughing lightly, and said, "I'm not very good at picking names."
See it.
Ji Qing rested his claws on Chu Bohong's hand, showing his pointed nails.He controlled the strength and wrote his name stroke by stroke on Chu Bohong's palm.
"Ji Qing?" Chu Bohong followed suit.
The kitten in his arms meowed sweetly, and rubbed against his body delicately.
"You must be a big monster." Chu Bohong said firmly.
Ji Qing pretended to be stupid and collapsed in Chu Bohong's arms, showing him her white and soft belly, ready to use her cute belly to attack and defeat the enemy's reason.
Sure enough, the enemy couldn't help rubbing Ji Qing's belly with his hands, making Ji Qing very comfortable, and his calves were shaking happily.
"When I was a mortal, I heard that monsters can absorb people's energy." Chu Bohong said to himself: "The monsters in the world of cultivating immortals are naturally different. Do you want to absorb my energy or spiritual power?" ?”
Ji Qing opened his watery blue eyes and looked at Chu Bohong helplessly.
Children only make choices, so of course Ben Miaomiao wants it all! Ah bah, what am I talking about? I’m not those coquettish sluts out there, I only want your little dried fish!!!
Chu Bohong rubbed Ji Qing's little head, and said softly: "If there is such a day, just don't suck me dry."
"Give me a breath, I'll make you dried fish." Chu Bohong said with a smile.
Meow, I'm so ashamed, why did you say that suddenly, it's so embarrassing.
Ji Qing frantically rubbed back and forth against Chu Bohong, making sweet and sweet meowing sounds.
Chu Bohong hugged the excited Ji Qing, "Okay, we are going to challenge the next trial." He carried Ji Qing and walked to the radiant door.
I saw three words "Phantom Spirit Gate" slowly appearing on the door.
It seems to be a trial related to the illusion.
Chu Bohong took a deep breath, strode into the door with Ji Qing in his arms, and the world was spinning for a while——
Ji Qing opened his eyes and found himself lying among a pile of kittens.They are all new-born kittens, whose fur has not yet fully grown, and make weak and weak calls in the nest.
Meow meow meow?
Ji Qing was so dazed that he was squeezed together by a bunch of kittens, lowered his head and raised his little paw.
It was a small claw before, and now it is a super invincible miniature claw.
His whole body has shrunk several times, he is really weak and helpless, so pitiful that he is squeezed around by those kittens.
The hunger in the stomach is brushing up the sense of existence.
Ji Qing thought about it calmly, and when he looked up, he saw his mother cat. This mother cat was lying in the nest, feeding a group of kittens who were waiting to be fed.
There are so many kittens around Ji Qing who are jostling for milk.
I'm so hungry.
It smells so good.
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu want to drink milk.
Driven by hunger, Ji Qing quickly overcame his own psychological barrier. He caught sight of the weakest kitten, rushed up and squeezed the kitten out, and happily drank milk by himself.
The kitten that was squeezed out was extremely at a loss. The kitten was white all over, with a tuft of black hair between its eyebrows. Rubbed Ji Qing's ass.
Ji Qingnai turned her head ferociously, and looked at the kitten with black hair between her eyebrows, and then, a terrifying sense of familiarity suddenly appeared in his heart.
Very familiar.
shit...
Chu Bohong, you won’t become a kitten too, right?!
Do you still have no memory?!
Ji Qing felt as if ten thousand muddy horses galloped by, and he stared dumbfounded at the kitten suspected to be Chu Bohong.
The kitten meowed weakly, with a particularly cute voice, and its little head tilted obediently.
At this moment, Ji Qing suddenly understood Chu Bohong's perverted behavior of touching the cat, because... the kitten is really cute.
Ji Qing is a person who believes in intuition very much. He thinks that this kitten is Chu Bohong, so there is a high possibility that it is true, so Ji Qing kicks another kitten beside him who is sucking milk. Go out, and then pull Chu Bohong up to suck milk together.
The kitten who was kicked out was very angry, and angrily wanted to fight Ji Qing.
The reason why the boss is a boss is that he still dominates among a bunch of shaky kittens.
Ji Qing used his cat-maow fist, knocked over the provocative kitten, and got Chu Bohong's wet adoring eyes.
shit...
It's shameful to be cute!
Ji Qingshen covered Chu Bohong's face with his paws, and said in a milky voice, "Meow meow~meow meow~" What are you looking at, drink milk quickly, you idiot!
Little fan Chu Bohong followed the imperial decree, and happily drank milk next to Ji Qing.
The tips of their two kittens' tails were happily wagging together, even at the same frequency.
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