Scumbag Master Uncle's Whitewashing Road

"Our lord has ordered that any monk souls found must be brought to him and let him see." Soul Eater said with a wicked smile: "Master Huo Xianshi, you once spared my life more than 20 years ago, and you treated me generously again." I have always kept this kindness in my heart. Don’t worry, I will not harm you. The demons have the entrance to the underworld, and only with the master’s pass can they go to the underworld to reincarnate .So, let's not delay here."

Leng Hanmo had to meet these monks one by one, he must have his purpose.Huo Qingfeng really didn't want to see Leng Hanmo.But now he is under the control of others, if he refuses to drink a toast, he may be fined.

Looking up at the sunlight coming in from outside the cave, Huo Qingfeng had an idea, and immediately found an excuse to procrastinate: "The sun has come out now, I'm afraid we can't go out."

"Master Huo Xianshi, don't worry." Soul Eater Evil Shade was already prepared, turned his head and said to the people behind him: "Go and pick a few broken primordial herbs, I want fresh ones."

Huo Qingfeng said with a dry smile: "I've heard that there are Po Yuancao in Cannibal Ridge, but I've never seen it before."

Soul Devourer laughed evilly and said: "My lord specially found a place with strong spiritual power to set up a garden, and only planted Yuanyuan grass. I think the soul of that little monk is too weak. With the Yuanyuan grass, there is no need to worry. .”

Seeing Soul Eater's dark face looking at her, Lan Yu grasped the corner of Lan Xuan's clothes with some fear.

Patting Lan Yu's back soothingly, Lan Xuan still had some distrust towards Soul Eater, so he gave Huo Qingfeng a look.

Huo Qingfeng understood, and calmly said to Soul Eater: "Brother Soul Eater, you have cultivated your body now, so it is inappropriate to call you Soul Eater. I wonder if you have a name?"

"My lord took one for me." Soul Eater smiled proudly: "It's called Qingri."

"Clear day?" Huo Qingfeng sized Soul Eater up and down, it was clearly a pitch-black night, and he couldn't see the feeling of "day".

Although Soul Eater Already has a body, his whole body is still wrapped in a pitch-black mist. He only has a rough figure and limbs, but no exact facial features.There is a bit of irony in calling such a fresh and refined name.

"This name is based on the sword of the Lord. The sword used by the Lord when he was in Xianmen was called 'Risin'. I was fortunate to meet him once when I was a monk, and the Lord used it. Give me the name of the saber." Evil Soul Eater obviously didn't feel that there was anything wrong, but said very proudly.

The Riqing Sword is Leng Hanmo's first saber, and it is named after Bai Qingqing's "Qing".The sword was damaged during a night hunt to save Shui Yanhong, and it was not easy to repair, so Yin Hanfeng reforged it for him.When Leng Hanmo went to Kaiyang Palace to get the sword, he caused a lot of trouble.Because of this incident, Su Chenyi from Tianshu Peak was expelled from the sect, and Zhang Xieyi from Tianquan Peak was destroyed.In the end, Huo Qingfeng didn't pay attention to the name of Leng Hanmo's new sword.I didn't expect it to be called "Riqing".

Huo Qingfeng couldn't help curling his lips, men have the same virtues.Leng Hanmo has already married He Yaoyao and has a baby with him, and he still uses the name of his first love, and he doesn't know if He Yaoyao knows about Leng Hanmo and Bai Qingqing.After thinking about it, Leng Hanmo is now the demon king of the demon clan, so he doesn't need to use the sword of the immortal sect. The name for Soul Eater, Nightshade, may be just a whim.Rather, he was too worried.

In the air of wild thoughts, the Po Yuancao has been taken back.Huo Qingfeng took a look, and found that it was indeed a genuine Po Yuancao, without any tricks.Then he nodded to Lan Xuan.

Qingri took the fruit of Poyuancao, crushed it in a white jade mortar, and sprinkled the powder on the souls of the three people.Then he took out three wooden figurines and said: "To be on the safe side, the three of you should attach yourself to the wooden figurines. This is huanghuali wood, the wood is warm and moist, and it can also nourish the soul."

People have already done this, and if they don't want to, they will be a little ignorant.Huo Qingfeng couldn't refuse, so he had to say: "I wonder when we can see your lord?"

Qingri made some calculations, and then said: "The Lord should have some things to deal with in the past few days, and it will take a day or two at the earliest. Immortal Master, don't worry, as soon as the Lord returns, I will take you there immediately."

Thinking of not having to meet Leng Hanmo right away, Huo Qingfeng felt relieved for the time being.Nodding to Lan Xuan, Huo Qingfeng and the three of them attached themselves to the wooden figure.

Outside the cave, the sun had already risen, and there was a little life in the lifeless Cannibal Ridge.

In Rosemary Valley, Leng Hanmo sat on the imperial concubine's couch in the small garden with Huo Qingfeng in his arms, admiring the sunrise.

Gently straightening Huo Qingfeng's meticulous long hair, Leng Hanmo pointed to the rising sun and said, "Master, look, the sun has risen. I'm going to set up a place in the garden for peach trees. When the peach blossoms are in bloom, how about we drink and enjoy the flowers together?"

The person in his arms naturally didn't respond.Leng Hanmo cherished Huo Qingfeng's forehead and said with a wry smile: "Uncle Master still doesn't want to talk to me? It's okay, I know I deserve it. I will wait until Uncle Master forgives me."

Holding the person in his arms tightly, Leng Hanmo closed his eyes in pain.

"My lord." Rui Ji hurried over suddenly.

Leng Hanmo opened his eyes in displeasure, looked at Rui Ji and said, "Master Uncle hasn't woken up yet, please keep your voice down so as not to disturb him."

Being used to this kind of thing, Rui Ji quickly lowered her voice and said softly: "The little master is back, and he said that he has something to tell you."

Leng Hanmo frowned, "Didn't I send him back to Ghost Cave City yesterday? What's the matter with him? Could it be that he didn't want to go back and made excuses on purpose?"

"Looking at the appearance of the little master, it doesn't look like he is lying. The slave has already brought him and is waiting at the gate of the garden. The master should go and have a look." Rui Ji said.

There was no way to take this son, Leng Hanmo could only lightly get up from the concubine's couch, then carefully put Huo Qingfeng on the couch, and covered him with a thin blanket thoughtfully.

Gently touching Huo Qingfeng's face, Leng Hanmo bent down and kissed him lightly on the mouth, and said softly: "My son is making trouble again, you have a good rest, I will come as soon as I go."

After speaking, he left.

Just as Leng Hanmo left, the person lying on the imperial concubine's couch moved his fingers slightly, his brows were slightly frowned, as if he was waking up.

Sure enough, not long after, Huo Qingfeng slowly opened his eyes, and what he saw was a rising red sun.The sun shines softly on the face, bright but not glaring.The body was very heavy, as if it was as heavy as a thousand pieces of gold. Huo Qingfeng had to close his eyes again and relax for a while.

Although his eyes were closed, Huo Qingfeng could still feel that he was lying on a soft couch with a thin blanket covering his body.Feeling some strength in his body, Huo Qingfeng struggled to sit up.The inflexible fingers moved, and they seemed to be holding something in their hands.

Raising his gradually regaining consciousness arm to remove the blanket, Huo Qingfeng found that what he was holding was a small wooden figure.Taking a closer look, it looks familiar.

The Stone Spirit from the other side suddenly appeared at some point, leaned over to the wood carving and looked at it, and couldn't help but teasingly said: "Isn't this you?"

This old monster is erratic and likes to be surprised.Startled by him, Huo Qingfeng didn't bother to care about others, and put the wood carving on the small table next to him, then got up and looked around.

The environment here is quiet, and birdsong can be heard, so it should not be the territory of the demons.Huo Qingfeng sat up from the imperial concubine's couch with his heavy waist, and looked around while hammering his paralyzed legs.

The peripheral vision from the corner of his eyes inadvertently turned to one place, and Huo Qingfeng couldn't help being taken aback.On the side of the imperial concubine's couch, a familiar building came into view.The three big characters of Ailianju are engraved on the plaque aboveboard, which is exactly the same as the residence in Tianji Peak.

This is not Tianji Peak, Huo Qingfeng is very sure.It doesn't have the coldness of Tianji Peak, which is too cold at a high place.But the arrangement of buildings and flowers in front of me is almost exactly the same as Tianji Peak.Struggling to stand up and dragging his heavy legs for a few steps, Huo Qingfeng didn't know where he was at this moment.

He lowered his head and looked at his hands. Although they were extremely pale, they felt bones, skin and flesh, as well as some warmth. It was obviously a human body.With the experience of time travel and rebirth, Huo Qingfeng quickly checked up and down. His legs were long and his chest was flat, and there was something between his crotch. It was a man's body.Huo Qingfeng breathed a sigh of relief. If he was dressed as a woman, he really didn't know how to deal with it.

What exactly is going on?Why did he suddenly have a body when he woke up, and he was still in such a weird place.Looking at Ailianju in front of him, Huo Qingfeng asked Bi'an Shiling: "Do you know where this is?"

The Bi'an Stone Spirit was studying the wood carving with great interest, and didn't even lift his eyelids when he heard the words: "I don't know either. I have stayed in the Bi'an Stone for so many years, and the outside has changed too much, so I can't recognize it clearly."

Rolling his eyes helplessly, Huo Qingfeng decided to be self-reliant and find the answer by himself.The first thing is to confirm the dignity of this body.

It may be because of the possession just now, the body and soul are not well integrated yet.Fearing that there would be people in the house, Huo Qingfeng could only drag his uncoordinated body around outside, trying to find a place with water nearby to take pictures.

Behind the bushes not far away, there was a sudden quarrel.Huo Qingfeng was very curious, and hurriedly walked over with hands and feet.

Barely bending his stiff knees, Huo Qingfeng leaned down with difficulty, listening to the movement behind the bushes.

"Father, I saw my mother last night, on the way back to Ghost Cave City."

"Hearing this voice, it sounds like a child. On the way back to Ghost Cave City? Could it be that there are demons outside?" Huo Qingfeng carefully hid behind the bushes, then leaned forward again, trying to hear more clearly.

"Your mother was in the garden yesterday, and I didn't leave him all day. Did you make up a lie because you didn't want to go back to Ghost Cave City?" A cold voice said.

The voice was somewhat familiar, Huo Qingfeng carefully pushed aside the bushes, and looked forward with one eye.I saw an old man with gray hair standing with his back to him, and there was indeed a child about seven or eight years old standing in front of him.

The child is chubby and juicy, as cute as a doll out of a New Year picture.To be able to give birth to such a child, his parents should be extremely good-looking people.The old man's back is very tall and elegant. If it weren't for the long gray hair hanging behind his back, some people would believe that he was a young man in his 20s.

Huo Qingfeng withdrew his finger that pushed away the grass, and forced his inflexible body to half-bend his lower body, trying to listen to the movement on the other side with his ears sideways.

The quarrel continued, which probably meant that the child insisted that he saw his mother on the way back, but the old man said that he stayed in the garden with his mother and didn't go anywhere.Huo Qingfeng felt bored, so he wanted to leave quietly.

"What are you doing? This posture is so strange! Are you relieving yourself?" Bian Shiling suddenly yelled in his ear.

Hearing this high-pitched and thin voice, Huo Qingfeng was taken aback by surprise, and fell down on his legs. Naturally, his immobile body lost his center of gravity, and he rolled out of the grass with a loud cry.

Huo Qingfeng scolded the unlucky Shiling from the other side in his heart, and Huo Qingfeng lay on the ground in embarrassment, sensitively feeling that the two people on the opposite side had calmed down, and their eyes were burning hot on his body.

"That..." Huo Qingfeng quickly turned his back, and then slowly got up from the ground, while patting the non-existent dust on his body, he frantically thought of words.Now he occupies someone else's body, and he doesn't know anything about this body.Was it someone who planted seedlings and made jokes?Or just pretend to have amnesia?

"You..." The person behind seemed to take a few steps forward, and his voice trembled slightly.

Die is die!Huo Qingfeng closed his eyes, tried his best to force a smile on his face, and then turned his head very boldly.

It doesn't matter if you turn your head. After seeing the appearance of the person opposite, Huo Qingfeng immediately froze on the spot.That white-haired old man was actually Leng Hanmo.

The smile froze on his face, before Huo Qingfeng had time to react, he felt his eyes go dark, and then lost consciousness.

small theater

This "Nissin" is not that "Nissin"

"Why is Master Uncle unhappy again today? Could it be that he doesn't like my collection?" Looking at Huo Qingfeng's drooping face, Leng Hanmo asked cautiously.

Gazing at him blankly, Huo Qingfeng said in a neutral tone: "It's nothing, I just saw the saber you used in Tianyunmen."

"That sword!" Leng Hanmo suddenly felt guilty.

Seeing his evasive eyes, Huo Qingfeng was even more angry, "Your sword was changed later. I remember that the original sword was named Riqing. What's the name of this sword?"

"Well... Uncle, don't be angry. I chose this name just because I was confused for a while, and I didn't mean to insult Uncle." Leng Hanmo hurriedly explained.

Huo Qingfeng sneered: "You named the sword after your first love, why should I be angry?"

"First love?" Leng Hanmo was taken aback.

Seeing that he was still pretending to be stupid, Huo Qingfeng became even more annoyed, and said: "The word '日' for sunrise plus the word 'qing' for green grass, isn't it the word 'qing' for Bai Qingqing? I'm not so confused anymore. It's a child's word game, but I can still understand it."

It turns out that my uncle is jealous!Leng Hanmo was in a good mood instantly, and he laughed and hugged Huo Qingfeng in his arms, "Uncle Master misunderstood, the original sword was indeed named after Bai Qingqing's word 'Qing'. But this sword didn't use that Two words."

"It's not those two words, what are those two words?" Unhappy, Huo Qingfeng broke away from Leng Hanmo's embrace, and took two steps forward to distance himself from him.

Looking at Huo Qingfeng's awkward look, it's really cute and delicious.Leng Hanmo caught up with him a few steps, hugged him from behind, and bit Huo Qingfeng's ear and whispered: "日 is still the same day, but qing has been changed to Qingfeng's qing."

Unexpectedly, Leng Hanmo would give such an explanation, and Huo Qingfeng decided that he was trying to quibble: "I think it's a coincidence. If you sincerely use my name to name the sword, you can call it Qingfeng directly? Why are you still in Qingfeng?" Add a date in front of it?"

"Master, don't you think it's too obvious to call Qingfeng directly?" Leng Hanmo put his arms around Huo Qingfeng and said with a smile, "Besides, Riqing has always been my dream!"

"Dream? What kind of dream is this?" Huo Qingfeng only felt that he was making unreasonable words.

"This is indeed my dream." Leng Hanmo pressed against Huo Qingfeng's back tightly, and began to breathe violently.

Sensing the hard object against his buttocks, Huo Qingfeng shuddered suddenly, as if he understood the true meaning of "Nissing".

As Leng Hanmo rubbed against him, he uttered more obscene words in a hoarse voice: "The way my uncle is jealous makes people think of 'day' even more."

"Day your mother!" Huo Qingfeng's face turned red in an instant, but unfortunately he couldn't swear anything, because his mouth was blocked with his tongue impatiently.

After that, everyone knows what happened next. (A few words are omitted here, everyone can make up their own brains)

The author has something to say:

It's been a long time since I opened a small theater, let's make it sweeter.