Scumbag Master Uncle's Whitewashing Road

"who are you?"

The handsome man raised a pair of peach blossom eyes, looked at Huo Qingfeng with a playful smile and said, "I am Stone Spirit from the Other Shore."

"The Stone Spirit from the Other Shore?" Isn't it the magic stone from the Demon Race?Huo Qingfeng was sure that it was a man's voice, although it was a bit clearer, it was indeed a man.

But this voice and this attire are really... The corners of Huo Qingfeng's mouth twitched slightly, and Shi Ling's attire on the other side...is too different.

The large red robe stretching more than ten feet is embroidered with colorful peonies, and the chest and waist are covered with golden bells, which rang melodiously with his movements. Seductive makeup... If it wasn't for this person wearing an ancient costume, Huo Qingfeng would have thought he had traveled to somewhere in Thailand.

Shi Ling on the other side didn't feel that his attire was weird at all, and swayed the lady's fan coquettishly around Huo Qingfeng, the ambiguous gaze of scrutiny made Huo Qingfeng shiver all over.

Being stared at by such a ladyboy, even if Huo Qingfeng had the experience of liking men, he really couldn't hold it.

"Well, not bad, not bad." After Shi Ling on the other side finally saw enough, he nodded in satisfaction.

I don't understand what he thinks is good, and Huo Qingfeng doesn't bother to pay attention.Looking around blankly, the surroundings are white, as if in a dream, and there is nothing.Huo Qingfeng could only look at Shi Ling on the other side and asked, "Where am I?"

"Little fool?" Bi Anshi gently shook the lady's fan and said, "Of course you are in the Bi'an Stone."

"In the Stone of the Other Shore?" Huo Qingfeng frowned deliberately ignoring the molesting tone, trying to recall the memory before he lost consciousness.

The memory of worshiping the soul gradually came back, Huo Qingfeng quickly looked down at his body, shook his sleeves again, and said happily, "Am I not dead?"

"It's really stupid to say you're stupid." Shi Ling blinked and said, "You're already dead, and what's left now is just a wisp of your soul. If it wasn't for me, you would have died long ago."

Even if he really died, it was expected, but Huo Qingfeng was not too disappointed.It's just that this person's dress is really out of style, and what he said is naturally not convincing.Huo Qingfeng didn't know whether what he said was true or not, so he could only pretend to believe it, and thanked him: "Thank you, senior, but I don't know why senior saved me?"

"I've been here alone for so many years, and I'm really lonely. I finally hoped for someone to come, so I naturally have to stay and talk." Bian Shiling bit the fan and said pitifully: "From now on, there will only be the two of us. Get along day and night, depend on each other for life."

Seeing the straight eyes of Shi Ling on the other side, Huo Qingfeng felt a chill again, and said in his stomach: Being trapped in such a white place and spending time with an old monster who is neither male nor female would be better than losing his mind.

As if he could read minds, Shi Ling looked at him and laughed loudly: "First, although I am old, I am not an old goblin. Second, it is not easy for you to lose your mind now, so you should stay with me honestly Bar."

The thoughts in his heart were exposed, Huo Qingfeng was upset, and said in a muffled voice: "Senior, are you joking?"

"I'm not joking, but you are very funny." His sullen look hit the point of Bi'an Shiling's smile even more, and Bi'an Shiling held his stomach and laughed even more happily.

Looking at his beautifully smiling face, the thick powder fell down with his movements.Huo Qingfeng felt that it was unsightly, so he turned around and wanted to leave.

"Hey, don't go!" Wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes with one hand, Shi Ling on the other side held Huo Qingfeng and said, "I haven't seen anyone for a long time, and I couldn't hold back my smile for a while, why are you still laughing?" Angry?"

Not wanting to continue to be crazy with him, Huo Qingfeng retracted his sleeves resentfully, and walked away.

"Okay, okay. For the sake of making me so happy, let me show you the way and let you out."

The words of Shi Ling on the other side successfully made Huo Qingfeng stop.Looking at him suspiciously, Huo Qingfeng said with disbelief: "Senior, let me go out?"

"That's natural." Shi Ling on the other side didn't hesitate, took off a small bell from his body and handed it to Huo Qingfeng, saying: "You take this."

Afraid of fraud, Huo Qingfeng did not rush to take it.

The Bi'an Stone Spirit waved the lady's fan and said lightly: "You are now a ray of remnant soul, very weak. If it comes out of the Bi'an Stone, it may disperse when the wind blows. This bell has been cultivated in the Bi'an Stone for thousands of years, and absorbed The essence of it, carrying it can help you stabilize your soul."

Huo Qingfeng still hesitated, and Shi Ling on the other side continued: "Anyway, you are already dead, and you won't die again. What are you afraid of?"

This is true.Huo Qingfeng thought to himself: When he decided to sacrifice the soul, he had the determination to die.He is not even afraid of death, how can he be afraid of a small bell?

After figuring this out, Huo Qingfeng took the bell over neatly.

Shi Ling on the other side showed a tricky smile, and then said: "Go forward, and you should be able to see the exit in a short time."

Huo Qingfeng looked in the direction of his finger, and there was nothing but a vast expanse of whiteness.Huo Qingfeng turned around, only to find that there was no one in front of him, and the Stone Spirit from the Other Shore disappeared at some point.

Seeing him disappear so quickly, Huo Qingfeng said a few words to the whiteness out of courtesy: "Thank you senior for your guidance. If there is a chance in the future, this junior will definitely repay senior for today's kindness."

Although he had doubts about the words of Shi Ling on the other side, Huo Qingfeng still walked in the direction he pointed.After walking for a long time, I saw a stone gate.

It is said to be a stone gate, but in fact it is just a rectangular door frame piled up with three stones, just like a simple building block to build a door frame.The door frame is about the length of a palm, and the height can only allow one person to pass through. There is no door panel inside, and there are no walls on the left and right, just standing there dryly.

Turning around the door frame, Huo Qingfeng thought: This Shimen is too sloppy.Tentatively, he stretched a hand into the door frame, and immediately there was a circle of ripples at the place where he touched it.Huo Qingfeng felt that there was a door in his heart, and put his whole arm into it.Sure enough, the arm disappeared after passing through the water lines.It turned out that this was actually a hidden enchantment.

Huo Qingfeng was overjoyed, and immediately passed through the stone gate. When he opened his eyes and looked again, he was already in a dark forest.

It should be midnight at this time, and a waning moon hangs in the sky.Taking advantage of the moonlight, Huo Qingfeng looked around and felt that the surrounding scenery was very familiar. The gray vegetation looked a bit like a man-eating mountain.

Before Huo Qingfeng took a closer look, a familiar object confirmed his guess.Not far away, a monster with the body of a hydra was sleeping soundly under a tree.Eight of the nine heads slept, and one head opened its eyes wide, probably on guard.

Earth Nine Babies!I didn't expect to encounter such a difficult thing as soon as I went out.The moment he and Di Jiuying looked at each other, Huo Qingfeng felt unlucky.

The inner breath is empty, there is nothing.Huo Qingfeng wants to cry but has no tears. Right now, he has neither cultivation nor magic weapon to protect him. How will he deal with Jiuying rushing up later?

Seeing him, the other eight heads of Di Jiuying also woke up from their deep sleep, and nine pairs of eyes stared at this side together.Huo Qingfeng tensed his whole body, thinking quickly about the way to escape.But Di Jiuying passed by him at lightning speed, and immediately let out a heart-piercing scream from behind.

Huo Qingfeng turned his head in surprise, only to find that Di Jiuying was lying on the ground with two dying "earth dogs" in his mouth, grinding his teeth excitedly.

I don't know why Di Jiuying turned a blind eye to him, a big living person, maybe the earth dog is more attractive.Anyway, he finally escaped, Huo Qingfeng raised his hand to wipe the sweat from his brow, but was surprised to find that his hand couldn't even touch his forehead.

Spreading his hands in front of his eyes, Huo Qingfeng tried to clasp his hands, but he could only see the strange scene of his fingers passing through his palms.Looking at the translucent fingers, Huo Qingfeng didn't give up, and ran to Di Jiuying and yelled.It's a pity that Zheng Huan, who was eating dirt and dogs, didn't notice him at all.

"Don't waste your energy, it can't see you at all." A voice behind said suddenly.

Huo Qingfeng turned his head, only to see a pale man in blue staring at him quietly.

"Can you see me?" Huo Qingfeng looked at the man opposite him suspiciously, seeing that his face was like a crown of jade, his behavior was dignified, as if he had received a very good education, he should not be a member of the demon clan.

"Could it be that you are also a monk of Xianmen?" Huo Qingfeng asked.

The man nodded, "You have just passed away, right? The soul has no substance, and people who have just passed away will be a little uncomfortable with it, so it will get better slowly."

Looking at his hazy body, Huo Qingfeng suddenly had an idea in his heart: "Could this be the legendary Ah Piao?"

"The Demon Race's Cannibal Ridge has too much resentment, and the soul palace here will not accept it. If you die here, you will not be able to enter reincarnation. Therefore, we can only stay." The man continued: "Why did you die here?"

Huo Qingfeng didn't know how to answer for a while, so he could only ask back: "Then why are you here?"

A trace of displeasure flashed across the face of the blue-robed man, and he turned around and left.

Subconsciously wanting to keep up, Huo Qingfeng hesitated for a moment, but still didn't move his feet.

"I suggest you go with him. You don't know the place of life right now, and you finally met someone of the same kind, why don't you hurry over to have a relationship?" A familiar voice suddenly sounded in the ear.

Huo Qingfeng turned his head, and saw Shiling from the other side next to him, waving a lady's fan and a big lala pestle.

"Why are you here?" Huo Qingfeng was caught by the hem of his bright red clothes.

"Of course I came out with you." Shi Ling from the other side grinned and urged him: "That person has obviously been a soul for much longer than you, and following him is better than wandering alone. Besides, look at him I don't think I'm a bad person with that face."

Huo Qingfeng felt that the fact that the Stone Spirit from the other side could come out must have something to do with the bell.However, there are many well-informed thousand-year-old monsters around him, so he always has something to rely on.The panic and daze in Huo Qingfeng's heart decreased a little, and he also felt that Shi Ling on the other side was right, so he hurriedly caught up with the man who hadn't gone far.

The blue-robed man ignored Huo Qingfeng's tail and let him follow.The man was very familiar with the road section and walked very fast. Huo Qingfeng followed him very hard. If it wasn't for the Shiling from the other side who came out from time to time to give pointers, he would have lost track of him long ago.

It wasn't until he reached a high mountain that the man's footsteps slowed down.Huo Qingfeng also heaved a sigh of relief.

Climbing up the steep stone wall, halfway up the mountain, the man suddenly stopped and stared into the distance in a daze.

Following his gaze, Huo Qingfeng also looked into the distance.The cliff is extremely high, and there is an endless jungle at the foot, and there is nothing special at all.

The Stone Spirit from the other side came out to act as a demon again, and landed carelessly on Huo Qingfeng's shoulder, looked at the man's plain side face and smacked: "He looks like this, most likely he is staring at the place where he died."

This is not nonsense!Rolling his eyes, Huo Qingfeng gritted his teeth and said in a low voice: "Keep your voice down, be careful not to be heard."

Shi Ling on the other side laughed and said, "Don't worry, no one can see me except you."

Sure enough, the man paused for a short while before continuing to move forward.

"Well, were you also a member of the fairy sect when you were alive?" Since you might want to hang out with others, you must handle the relationship well.Huo Qingfeng hesitated for a moment, but still took the initiative to make love.

The man's figure paused slightly, and said: "Let's go, there is still a long way to go."

Although there was no reply, he did not open his mouth to push people away either.And the meaning of these words is that he followed by default.Huo Qingfeng felt a little relieved, so he stopped talking.

The two walked for more than half an hour before arriving at a cave on the top of the mountain.

A fourteen or fifteen-year-old boy was squatting at the entrance of the cave to play. When he saw the man in the blue robe, he rushed up excitedly, "Brother, you are finally back."

"Yeah." The man nodded, and then he turned sideways to let Huo Qingfeng behind him out and said, "I picked this up on the road, and it should have died not long ago. You should lead him to familiarize himself with the familiar environment."

Then the little boy looked at Huo Qingfeng and said with a smile, "Please follow me."

It's so much easier to get formulas out of a child's mouth.It didn't take half an hour for Huo Qingfeng to get a clear picture of their ins and outs.

The two people in the cave were brothers of the same sect during their lifetime, and they studied under a little-known sect.The big one is called Lan Xuan, and the small one is called Lan Yu.Ten years ago, the two of them and the seniors of the Shimen came to Cannibal Ridge to attack the demons with the Xianmen army. The purpose was to save the 81 female cultivators who had been looted by the demons, but they both died in Cannibal Ridge.Their souls cannot enter reincarnation and are trapped here for ten years.

It's pathetic enough when you think about it.Huo Qingfeng sighed in his heart, what a day in the mountains, thousands of years in the world!Unexpectedly, ten years have passed since he closed and opened his eyes in the other shore stone.Doesn't that mean that he has been dead for ten years, and even his body has been melted.

Huo Qingfeng suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.I don't know who collected the corpse for him in the end, and where was the corpse buried?

"Did you see the valley in front of you?" At this moment, Lan Yu and Huo Qingfeng were sitting side by side on the cliff.The cliff is very high, both of them are souls, so naturally they don't have the trouble of falling to death.

Sapphire pointed to a place in the distance and said: "The spiritual power there is very abundant. Senior brother said that if one can cultivate there, he will be able to form a body soon. By then, he will not have to be afraid of the sun, and he may be able to leave. What the hell is this place?"

Seeing Lan Yu's incomparably fascinated eyes, Huo Qingfeng couldn't help but look at the place he pointed at, "What's that place?"

The child shook his head: "I don't know either. Ten years ago, I died shortly after I entered Cannibal Ridge. Fortunately, I met my brother later. Usually my brother would not let me go down the mountain, and I have never been to that place. I heard from senior brother that Leng Hanmo, the Demon Lord of the Demon Race, would take his wife and children to live there for a few days every month. They should live there now."

Before offering sacrifices to the soul, the image of Leng Hanmo and He Yaoyao wearing red wedding robes appeared in front of his eyes, Huo Qingfeng's heartbeat missed a few beats, and then he smiled indifferently.

As early as ten years ago, Huo Qingfeng was going to marry He Yaoyao. Now that He Yaoyao has woken up, it is normal for the two of them to get married. Unexpectedly, they even have children.

On second thought, this is also normal.Leng Hanmo was personally inspected by him, and his abilities in that area are quite strong.As a man, Huo Qingfeng also had to accept.Thinking of Leng Hanmo's physical strength, frequency, and the number and duration of launches every night, He Yaoyao probably had several births in a row.If Leng Hanmo had a few side concubines in Dona, he might already have a group of children.

Huo Qingfeng shrugged quickly to get rid of those indescribable images in his mind, now Leng Hanmo has nothing to do with him at all.The key right now is to find a way to get out of this ghostly place, from now on the sky will be as high as the birds, and the sea will be as wide as the fishes.Without Huo Qingfeng's identity as a burden, the days to come will be much easier in the future.

Yawning, Huo Qingfeng looked at the sky, and said to the child: "Didn't you say that we are afraid of the sun? It's almost dawn, let's go into the cave."

"Yeah." The kid nodded.

A ray of sunlight gradually appeared in the eastern sky.

In a dormitory in Rosemary Valley, Leng Hanmo was lying on the bed in a light sleep.

Rui Ji reported softly through layers of curtains: "My lord, it's time to get up."

Leng Hanmo opened his eyes, and then looked at the person in his arms.

Huo Qingfeng closed his eyes tightly and lay peacefully in his arms.Except for the undulating breathing in the chest, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a living person who is sleeping.

"Master Uncle? Master Uncle? It's time to get up." He softly called the person in his arms, but did not get any response.Leng Hanmo's eyes were numb with loss.

After a pause, Leng Hanmo smiled dotingly, lowered his head and kissed Huo Qingfeng's forehead lovingly, and said softly: "It's okay, if uncle wants to sleep, you can sleep more."

Rui Ji listened to the self-talk that had lasted for ten years outside the curtain, and could only sigh silently in her heart.

He took away the arm that had been a pillow all night, and took another soft pillow to put under Huo Qingfeng's head.Leng Hanmo thoughtfully covered Huo Qingfeng with a quilt, and then got up and got out of bed.

Taking the robe from Rui Ji and putting it on, Leng Hanmo said: "I don't need to wait here, you should go and accompany Feng'er."

"The little prince hasn't got up yet." Rui Ji smiled and picked up the wooden comb, helping Leng Hanmo comb her long hair.

Seeing the originally black long hair turning grey, Rui Ji felt sour in the sockets of her eyes.

Afraid that Leng Hanmo would see it, she turned her head and wiped away her tears, and quickly changed the subject, "The little prince has grown taller again, and he was clamoring for glutinous rice and lotus root before going to bed last night. The servant promised to make it for him today."

Leng Hanmo smiled slightly, looked back at the person lying in the curtain, and murmured: "This kid looks like my uncle, he likes to eat sweets. Let's make more, glutinous rice and lotus root are also my uncle's favorite. "

Unexpectedly, a few words were transferred to Huo Qingfeng again, Rui Ji laughed a couple of times as if responding to the situation, and then silently combed Leng Hanmo's hair.

Leng Hanmo obviously didn't plan to go out, but casually tied up his hair with a ribbon, and sent Rui Ji out.

After hesitating again and again, Rui Ji still said: "Yesterday He Yaoyao came again and knelt outside Rose Valley for a night, saying that if the Lord doesn't see her, he will keep kneeling."

Hearing the words "He Yaoyao", a haze suddenly flashed across Leng Hanmo's soft face, and he said coldly: "Since she wants to kneel, let her kneel. Let Qingji take good care of her, don't Let her take half a step into Rosemary Valley."

Unsurprisingly, with such a result, Rui Ji had no choice but to retreat.

Leng Hanmo climbed onto the bed, hugged Huo Qingfeng tightly in his arms again, and slowly transmitted the spiritual power in his body to his withered body.Before he knew it, a few more white hairs appeared on Leng Hanmo's head.

"Uncle Master, I miss you, wake up quickly." Leng Hanmo murmured to himself, burying his head in Huo Qingfeng's neck.

The author has something to say:

The little prince was definitely not born to He Yaoyao, nor was he born to any woman, and of course he was not born to his uncle, but he was related to him.Can everyone guess the origin of the little prince?